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Re: The Great Big Thread of Jokes
« Reply #1450 on: February 05, 2021, 02:42:13 pm »
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I was sitting at a long stop light yesterday in Memphis, thinking about what I should do to keep busy during retirement, minding my own business and patiently waiting for the light to turn green, even though there was no on-coming traffic.

An old Nissan full of bearded, young, loud Muslims, shouting Anti-American slogans, with a half-burned American Flag duct-taped on the trunk of their car, and a "Remember 9-11" slogan spray painted on the side, stopped next to me.

Suddenly they yelled, "Allah Akbar! Praise Allah! Death to America"
and took off before the light changed. Out of nowhere an 18-wheeler truck came speeding through the intersection and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely and killing everyone in it.

For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, "Man?..that could have been me!"

So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a truck driver!
MichiganFolks keep talking about another Civil War.  One side knows how to shoot and has a trillion bullets.  The other side has crying closets and is confused about which bathroom to use.  How do you think that war is going to end?

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    Re: The Great Big Thread of Jokes
    « Reply #1451 on: February 07, 2021, 02:40:29 am »
     :rotfl
    Arizona" A republic, if you can keep it."

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    Re: The Great Big Thread of Jokes
    « Reply #1452 on: February 07, 2021, 10:51:39 am »
    Today, I learned the true story of how Canada got its name.

    Nobody in the government could agree on a name, so in the end they decided to just put all the letters of the alphabet in a bag, randomly draw three, and go with whatever they came up with.

    The Prime Minister reached into the bag and pulled out the first letter.

    Everyone looked and said, "'C,' eh?"

    The Prime Minister reached into the bag and pulled out the second letter.

    Everyone looked and said, "'N,' eh?"

    The Prime Minister reached into the bag and pulled out the third and final letter.

    Everyone looked and said, "'D,' eh?"
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    Re: The Great Big Thread of Jokes
    « Reply #1453 on: February 07, 2021, 07:47:14 pm »
    An oldie but goodie.   :cool
    Arizona" A republic, if you can keep it."

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    Re: The Great Big Thread of Jokes
    « Reply #1454 on: Yesterday at 10:33:19 pm »
    A man was riding a bus, minding his own business, when the gorgeous woman next to him began breast-feeding her baby. The baby wasn't taking it, so she said, "Come on sweetie, eat it up or I'll give it to the nice man sitting next to us." Several minutes later the baby still wasn't feeding and the woman said, "Sweetie, if you won't take it, I'll give to the nice man here." After a few more minutes, the man blurts out "COME ON KID, MAKE UP YOUR MIND-I WAS SUPPOSED TO GET OFF 3 STOPS AGO!"
    MichiganFolks keep talking about another Civil War.  One side knows how to shoot and has a trillion bullets.  The other side has crying closets and is confused about which bathroom to use.  How do you think that war is going to end?

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    Re: The Great Big Thread of Jokes
    « Reply #1455 on: Yesterday at 11:17:40 pm »
     :facepalm   
    Arizona" A republic, if you can keep it."

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