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Re: The Great Big Thread of Jokes
« Reply #1400 on: July 19, 2020, 05:55:45 pm »
since someone posted a medieval tune recently,  ........................
Georgia

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    Re: The Great Big Thread of Jokes
    « Reply #1401 on: July 19, 2020, 06:01:58 pm »
     :thumbup1
    Arizona" A republic, if you can keep it."

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    Re: The Great Big Thread of Jokes
    « Reply #1402 on: July 19, 2020, 08:27:14 pm »
    some more memes gathered from the interwebs:
    GeorgiaFrom The Codex Kalachnikova: "He who would have you surrender your arms does so because he wishes to do something you could prevent by their usage."

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    Re: The Great Big Thread of Jokes
    « Reply #1403 on: July 19, 2020, 09:47:32 pm »
     :rotfl    "Grandpa, tell us again about the time the robot suck-wobbly called a bad thing and it scared Grandma and ate Fluffy!"   
    Arizona" A republic, if you can keep it."

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    Re: The Great Big Thread of Jokes
    « Reply #1404 on: August 05, 2020, 12:36:35 pm »
    Job Posting:

     A retired man who is generally under challenged by his responsibilities as a board member of a condo went into the Job Center  in Richmond just to see what kind of positions might be available. Most of the work didn't suit him and he wasn't qualified for many others. But then he saw a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant. Interested, he went in and asked the clerk for details.

     

    The clerk pulled up the file and read; "The job entails getting the ladies ready for the gynecologist. You have to help the women out of their underwear, lay them down and carefully wash their private regions, then apply shaving foam and gently remove hair, then rub in soothing oils so they're ready for the gynecologist's examination.The clerk noted that the annual salary is $65,000, and that you'll have to go to Chesapeake. "Good grief . . . Is that where the job is?" "No sir . . . that's where the end of the line is right now."---
    MichiganFolks keep talking about another Civil War.  One side knows how to shoot and has a trillion bullets.  The other side has crying closets and is confused about which bathroom to use.  How do you think that war is going to end?

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