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Title: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Nightcrawler on January 06, 2011, 07:51:20 am
This first thing is a warning that we shouldn't be trifling with the human genome.

(http://i.imgur.com/X3eSW.jpg)

 :o

Next comes "Indian Pole Gymnastics", or Mallakhamb.  This is probably not safe for work?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FTBrtifKYQ# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FTBrtifKYQ#)

 :scrutiny

Next, everyone should check out Presidential Ham (http://presidentialham.com/).  It's a series of paintings of every US president, holding a ham.  The presidential ham.

(http://presidentialham.com/hams/37-richard-nixon.jpg)

Here is a video of the Swedish Air Force using their JAS-39 Gripen fighter jets to...go sledding.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNRt0PehiYQ&feature=player_embedded# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNRt0PehiYQ&feature=player_embedded#)

Finally, a maddeningly catchy disco song about Moscow (I think).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQAKRw6mToA&NR=1# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQAKRw6mToA&NR=1#)

These people are all vaguely terrifying to me.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Nightcrawler on January 06, 2011, 08:02:23 am
But wait, there's more!

Sulu Cologne (http://www.entertainmentearth.com/prodinfo.asp?number=GK67123).

(http://www.entertainmentearth.com/images/%5CAUTOIMAGES%5CGK67123lg.jpg)

And this is pretty funny:

(http://i.imgur.com/ORXTI.jpg)

And then....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvElQcbzbXE# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvElQcbzbXE#)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pK4bLMd0avU# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pK4bLMd0avU#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Thernlund on January 06, 2011, 02:48:32 pm
Slow work day, huh?


-T.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on January 06, 2011, 02:53:35 pm
The printer one was me, monday and tuesday.  :facepalm :rotfl
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Correia on January 06, 2011, 04:30:41 pm
Nightcrawler must be perched like a falcon today.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: stephendutton on January 06, 2011, 04:43:49 pm
What exactly are the 'necessary precautions' for sledding behind a jet fighter? :hmm
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Cookie on January 06, 2011, 05:57:22 pm
Make sure the brass isn't looking.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Nightcrawler on January 06, 2011, 05:59:30 pm
Make sure the brass isn't looking.

If you end up on the news, I think you failed in that regard.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Nightcrawler on January 06, 2011, 09:50:46 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJpd0FtyRfc&feature=player_embedded# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJpd0FtyRfc&feature=player_embedded#)

Seriously, WTF??
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Nightcrawler on January 06, 2011, 10:02:30 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcniyQYFU6M&feature=related# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcniyQYFU6M&feature=related#)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOz5sOiFnNA&NR=1# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOz5sOiFnNA&NR=1#)

(http://i.imgur.com/cUoW0.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Khorne on January 06, 2011, 10:15:17 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkiGfqD4M-g&feature=related# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkiGfqD4M-g&feature=related#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: FMJ on January 06, 2011, 10:45:05 pm
LOL, that video has it all.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Raptor on January 06, 2011, 10:46:13 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PB-wmOYelnM# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PB-wmOYelnM#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: FMJ on January 06, 2011, 10:52:37 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAuOefjL_O0&feature=player_embedded

That's what happens when you get caught Facebook e-thuggin.

NFSW language
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Matthew Mayner on January 06, 2011, 11:53:01 pm
Oops.

(http://thatwillbuffout.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/funny-car-photos-next-stop-alder-ave-and-maple-st.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Cookie on January 07, 2011, 12:56:32 am
That makes me feel all warm and fuzzy about modern bus construction...
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Thernlund on January 07, 2011, 01:01:48 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAuOefjL_O0&feature=player_embedded

That's what happens when you get caught Facebook e-thuggin.

NFSW language


Right the f___ on.  That make me feel warm and fuzzy about the strength of some parental figure's resolve.


-T.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on January 07, 2011, 01:12:03 am
(http://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/1f0be73f-f6b7-445d-b663-68eea2839703.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: FMJ on January 07, 2011, 01:30:15 am
I think the uncle should be let off the hook for sagging, after all, his belt WAS actually being used.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: JD on January 07, 2011, 01:40:30 am
 Dude, I went to school with two Chinese brothers back in Chinatown that had natural red hair like that. Theirs was just a little darker, nice kids and family. But I felt so bad for the two, they got made fun of by so many. Then there was the Albino African-American/Black girl I went to Jr. high with. All the other black kids gave her so much trouble. None of the other ethnic groups made fun of her. I'll never forget the time when one kid said "What? Your Momma didn't let you cook enough when she was pregnant with you?!?
  >:(   :cuss

On a lighter note, all I have to say about that Sulu cologne is: "Oh MY!"
 ;D

George Takei is great.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Nightcrawler on January 07, 2011, 07:57:48 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MytfhzcSF-Y&feature=related# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MytfhzcSF-Y&feature=related#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: seanp on January 07, 2011, 08:36:24 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJpd0FtyRfc&feature=player_embedded# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJpd0FtyRfc&feature=player_embedded#)

Seriously, WTF??

Wow.  Nothing like a little concussive brain damage to the baby to keep the IQ's down to a managable level.  Or a little high torquing to make sure that the baby remains supple, or limp as a rag because all of it's little joints have been broken or over stressed.

Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: sarge712 on January 07, 2011, 09:17:08 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAuOefjL_O0&feature=player_embedded

That's what happens when you get caught Facebook e-thuggin.

NFSW language

Good on that uncle. I'd like to see more parents / parental figures, black, white and Native, forcefully reject rap & gang culture. It escapes me why anyone would seek out and emulate the lowest of the low, the dumbest of the dumb.

Geez, I sound old and cranky.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on January 07, 2011, 01:31:28 pm
Remi is hilarious!  Here's Saving Private Remi!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrlrMYbMMFg# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrlrMYbMMFg#)

Warning - naked boobies at 0:23 because it's a European beach.

Also, NSFW subtitles when he hits the golf course.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Feud on January 07, 2011, 08:00:09 pm
Since no thread on the internet can be complete without cats:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opGVNLImgw4# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opGVNLImgw4#)

Dramatic kitty!
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Nightcrawler on January 08, 2011, 05:28:33 pm
Elderly Swedes bloodied in snow shovel brawl (http://www.thelocal.se/31284/20110106/).

Quote
The two neighbours, one man in his seventies and the other in his eighties, disagreed on how to properly deal with removing the snow from the area around their homes.

As the two elderly men were unable to reach resolve their dispute amicably, the disagreement turned ever more heated, soon escalating to a full-out fight, with the men using their snow shovels as weapons.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Splodge Of Doom on January 08, 2011, 06:59:46 pm
Elderly Swedes bloodied in snow shovel brawl (http://www.thelocal.se/31284/20110106/).


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_S5cXbXe-4&NR=1&feature=fvwp# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_S5cXbXe-4&NR=1&feature=fvwp#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Feud on January 10, 2011, 09:39:12 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDEwMzQ_Osg# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDEwMzQ_Osg#)

If you can't wait for it, jump to the 1:00 mark.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: sarge712 on January 10, 2011, 10:22:20 pm
WTH??? Pedo-Dinos?
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on January 10, 2011, 11:01:34 pm
Barney's production values have gotten good!  And the music's better too.  :neener
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Raptor on January 11, 2011, 12:23:16 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYq5APhYg9E# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYq5APhYg9E#)


And as if that wasn't freaky enough...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzcOFQgODdo&feature=related# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzcOFQgODdo&feature=related#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Nightcrawler on January 14, 2011, 05:40:18 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABirPXzRc6g&feature=player_embedded# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABirPXzRc6g&feature=player_embedded#)

 :scrutiny
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Feud on January 14, 2011, 07:31:27 am
Time for a blast from the past:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ex_gBUtEuMw# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ex_gBUtEuMw#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: RandySBreth on January 14, 2011, 07:59:10 am
On a lighter note, all I have to say about that Sulu cologne is: "Oh MY!"
 ;D
George Takei is great.
That's funny - I thought that, too.
(http://www.therealstevegray.com/wp-content/uploads/celebrity-pictures-takei-prepare.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Nightcrawler on January 14, 2011, 10:06:13 pm
Scientists Plan Probe to Study Uranus (http://kotaku.com/5731593/scientist-plan-probe-to-study-uranus).

(http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/9/2011/01/500x_uranus.jpg)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RrWfNonLDQ# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RrWfNonLDQ#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: sarge712 on January 14, 2011, 10:19:10 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABirPXzRc6g&feature=player_embedded# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABirPXzRc6g&feature=player_embedded#)

 :scrutiny

Thanks for the pending nightmares. I know I will see that hag in my dreams tonight.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on January 14, 2011, 11:15:56 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABirPXzRc6g&feature=player_embedded# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABirPXzRc6g&feature=player_embedded#)

 :scrutiny

More like that, and you'll have something 10 times better than Idol.

'course, it'd be the Gong Show reborn, but hey, we're talking classics! :whistle
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Matthew Mayner on January 15, 2011, 02:14:22 am
EPIC WIN! No I didn't make this.

(http://theguncounter.com/forum/download/file.php?id=3640)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Nightcrawler on January 16, 2011, 02:25:16 pm
(http://botropolis.com/wp-content/uploads/change-into-a-truck.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Nightcrawler on January 16, 2011, 02:27:35 pm
EPIC WIN! No I didn't make this.

Check your link.  Nothing showed up.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Nightcrawler on January 16, 2011, 09:34:40 pm
http://www.wegotussomemedicalwaste.com/ (http://www.wegotussomemedicalwaste.com/)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Nightcrawler on January 16, 2011, 09:47:14 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcdq6aQH63g&feature=player_embedded# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcdq6aQH63g&feature=player_embedded#)

Kick dummy!
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on January 20, 2011, 01:01:17 am
(http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2011/019/2/5/polarized_by_smolderingremains-d37lo9q.png)

By a friend of mine on DevArt. 
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Nightcrawler on January 22, 2011, 12:16:26 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytHUb9U6i7I# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytHUb9U6i7I#)

I'm lovin' it.  A little too much.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: GeorgeHill on January 22, 2011, 01:33:08 pm
WTF do they put in Happy Meals in Japan?  Pure cocaine?
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: RandySBreth on January 24, 2011, 07:44:07 am
Oh, you're gonna love/hate this: County Law!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZkf119bbtE# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZkf119bbtE#)
WHAT. THE. HELL?
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Thernlund on January 24, 2011, 12:54:23 pm
I'm sure LE loves arrests that go that well.


-T.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Nightcrawler on January 24, 2011, 08:33:54 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOrH5tfWorg&feature=player_embedded#! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOrH5tfWorg&feature=player_embedded#!)

Half-Life 2 fan film.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Splodge Of Doom on January 24, 2011, 09:13:31 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOrH5tfWorg&feature=player_embedded#! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOrH5tfWorg&feature=player_embedded#!)

Half-Life 2 fan film.

That was well done - but so incredibly cheesy!  :panic

I quite like this one, it's just as cheesy and doesn't look quite so nice, but gets bonus points for directly using all the effects straight out of the game:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1UPMEmCqZo# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1UPMEmCqZo#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on January 25, 2011, 12:16:27 am
I actually enjoyed Beyond Black Mesa a bit more than Escape From City 17.

The Purchase Brothers have a beautiful City 17... but BBM actually came out feeling like the game.  

Rough, bleak ending, but then, it FITS the HL universe.

Bonus points for the epic crowbar fight.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: CameronS on January 25, 2011, 09:42:03 am
That was well done - but so incredibly cheesy!  :panic

Who cares??? ;D
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Nightcrawler on January 26, 2011, 07:35:01 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svOlz2ei4Yk# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svOlz2ei4Yk#)




(http://i.imgur.com/9FUXx.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Nightcrawler on January 27, 2011, 07:46:21 am
(http://i.imgur.com/10MN3.jpg)

 :scrutiny
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: JD on January 27, 2011, 07:58:59 am
(http://i.imgur.com/10MN3.jpg)

 :scrutiny

Nightcrawler, you just blew my mind with that image. Jeez, and I thought the Japanese kids on coke and speed video was crazy....


* Hope Ted Williams makes it out okay and defeats his demons and addictions. Go Ted, Go!
 
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Nightcrawler on January 27, 2011, 08:04:19 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=iv&annotation_id=annotation_270948&v=R_K6971WmAs# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=iv&annotation_id=annotation_270948&v=R_K6971WmAs#)

This was, like, wicked cool in 1991.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: sarge712 on January 27, 2011, 08:17:08 am
Vanilla Ice is the tag I give the wangsters around here as in, "Quit kicking the LT's holding cell door, Vanilla Ice." They love me, truly they do.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Nightcrawler on January 27, 2011, 08:49:02 am
I'm pretty sure "Go Ninja, Go Ninja, Go" destroyed Vanilla Ice's career.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: CameronS on January 27, 2011, 09:18:01 am
Vanilla Ice is the tag I give the wangsters around here as in, "Quit kicking the LT's holding cell door, Vanilla Ice." They love me, truly they do.

:rotfl

I bet they appreciate that.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: sarge712 on January 27, 2011, 09:24:00 am
Yeah, they demand "respet" yet they give none.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on January 27, 2011, 12:17:28 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svOlz2ei4Yk# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svOlz2ei4Yk#)

Oh.  My.  God.  That's as good... if not MORE action packed than most of the US superhero films!
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Nightcrawler on January 28, 2011, 08:06:48 am
(http://i.imgur.com/bDmjq.png)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Feud on January 29, 2011, 03:45:12 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNH4dafgFZY# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNH4dafgFZY#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Nightcrawler on January 29, 2011, 03:53:19 pm
I remember an old episode of MST3K where Joel encountered a Russian Cosmonaut who, like him, was trapped in space and forced to watch bad movies.

It all makes sense now!  :scrutiny
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Nightcrawler on January 30, 2011, 05:55:55 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PP2N8t6-2Q&feature=player_embedded# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PP2N8t6-2Q&feature=player_embedded#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: GeorgeHill on January 30, 2011, 06:48:32 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svOlz2ei4Yk# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svOlz2ei4Yk#)




(http://i.imgur.com/9FUXx.jpg)
The problem with that... is that they have one of the most beautiful women in the world... and they only show her for a few seconds. 
Shame.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: THE NORSEMAN on January 30, 2011, 07:23:22 pm
NC-  So I'm now surfing the net with
Quote
NINJA! NINJA!......RRRAP!  GO NINJA, GO NINJA GO!!!
looping through my head. :scrutiny
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Nightcrawler on January 30, 2011, 07:32:47 pm
FACT: I was a backup dancer for Vanilla Ice for seven months in 1990. Oh, those were crazy days.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: THE NORSEMAN on January 30, 2011, 08:02:59 pm
Quote
FACT: I was a backup dancer for Vanilla Ice for seven months in 1990. Oh, those were crazy days.

QFT before NC changes his mind. ;D
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Nightcrawler on January 30, 2011, 11:12:52 pm
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_epU5C20Elg0/TUXCSmXtMaI/AAAAAAAAAGI/Yf1p6xIeN08/s1600/25275.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Feud on January 31, 2011, 12:55:27 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8jeuYMHX9Y# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8jeuYMHX9Y#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on January 31, 2011, 01:15:36 pm
Dang, Feud... that was two minutes of wrong in less than 60 seconds.   :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl  I'm going to hell for half the laughs in that vid.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Molson on January 31, 2011, 09:01:24 pm
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_epU5C20Elg0/TUXCSmXtMaI/AAAAAAAAAGI/Yf1p6xIeN08/s1600/25275.jpg)

+5000
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: mjolnir1964 on January 31, 2011, 10:02:13 pm
Know your Meme with Weird Al




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYzv-AVi78E# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYzv-AVi78E#)




-R.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on February 01, 2011, 11:17:24 pm
(http://th06.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/f/2011/032/8/a/lol_thunder_cats_by_zet-d38kxha.jpg)

Two great tastes that make waste together!
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: JD on February 02, 2011, 01:44:25 am
FACT: I was a backup dancer for Vanilla Ice for seven months in 1990. Oh, those were crazy days.

...

Wait, what?!?



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8jeuYMHX9Y# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8jeuYMHX9Y#)

Feud, I'm in tears from laughing so hard. Thanks, I really needed it.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Nightcrawler on February 03, 2011, 09:04:48 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7r9RqWBdl8&feature=player_embedded# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7r9RqWBdl8&feature=player_embedded#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Nightcrawler on February 03, 2011, 09:50:23 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qY2MOe8j2M# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qY2MOe8j2M#)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qs6BTBqZFRM&feature=player_embedded# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qs6BTBqZFRM&feature=player_embedded#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on February 03, 2011, 10:01:56 am
Savionic is now my favorite band ever.

:rock
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Feud on February 03, 2011, 02:22:38 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isVsaVjZ9Wg# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isVsaVjZ9Wg#)

Such enthusiasm...
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Nightcrawler on February 04, 2011, 12:04:11 am
Sea Otter Rap (http://www.lair2000.net/Mermaid_Lyrics6/lyrics/Sea_Otter_Rap.html)

(http://i.imgur.com/bhfyo.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/VDock.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/aVBM8.jpg)
 :vomit

(http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/8320/halflife2gordonfreeman.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/ELLMO.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/v0cxT.jpg)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8iHeNf7TFk# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8iHeNf7TFk#)
(Gabe Newell is one of the heads of Valve Software, creators of the Half-Life franchise.)



Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Nightcrawler on February 04, 2011, 12:05:28 am
Work Flow Chart (http://i.imgur.com/WUQ6U.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/JSzfB.jpg)
Hey man, I found your cat.

(http://i.imgur.com/UpmKi.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Nightcrawler on February 04, 2011, 12:18:20 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZcNXe20dXI&feature=related# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZcNXe20dXI&feature=related#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: CameronS on February 04, 2011, 07:49:15 am
The Boss Button (http://www.lotsofjokes.com/boss_button.asp).
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: GeorgeHill on February 04, 2011, 12:56:05 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rE0-ek6MZA&feature=topvideos# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rE0-ek6MZA&feature=topvideos#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on February 04, 2011, 01:05:54 pm
I gotta say - Kim Jong Il done served Hogan!  :rotfl
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Thernlund on February 04, 2011, 02:53:07 pm
<snip Xbox commercial>

Wasn't there some flashmob jackassery awhile back that was pretty much the same thing?


-T.


EDIT:  Yeah.  This from '07...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7aI6zhbVtM# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7aI6zhbVtM#)

What a bunch of damn morons.  :facepalm
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on February 04, 2011, 03:32:30 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Wf1C4iBikI# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Wf1C4iBikI#)

Before any gripes - that werewolf army cost only $47 to put together.   :clap
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Raptor on February 04, 2011, 04:07:49 pm
Dangit, Doug! I was just about to start a thread about that video!

Personally, I hope they really do expand it into a full-length movie.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: sarge712 on February 04, 2011, 04:09:03 pm
No gripes about the mutant / cyber-wolves. Hate the two gun mojo though. Looked good otherwise
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on February 04, 2011, 06:45:06 pm
Dangit, Doug! I was just about to start a thread about that video!

Personally, I hope they really do expand it into a full-length movie.

Me too!

No gripes about the mutant / cyber-wolves. Hate the two gun mojo though. Looked good otherwise

Two gun stuff - it's just shorthand for "yes, I am that good."

More fun:
http://www.joblo.com/video/player.php?video=the-velocipastor-trailer (http://www.joblo.com/video/player.php?video=the-velocipastor-trailer)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Nightcrawler on February 04, 2011, 11:10:48 pm
This is quite possibly the best thread ever.

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2703/4331990200_eb09ff02bc_b.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/oNu9w.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Nightcrawler on February 05, 2011, 12:12:16 pm
http://www.megavideo.com/?v=3NW7RR73 (http://www.megavideo.com/?v=3NW7RR73)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fvTxv46ano# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fvTxv46ano#)
A blast from the past!  One of the oldest Internet Memes on record!
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Nightcrawler on February 05, 2011, 02:49:03 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lp2BTAFqkU0# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lp2BTAFqkU0#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Feud on February 05, 2011, 05:00:42 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYkjLUMx19I# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYkjLUMx19I#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Chief45 on February 05, 2011, 05:03:29 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Wf1C4iBikI# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Wf1C4iBikI#)

Before any gripes - that werewolf army cost only $47 to put together.   :clap

OK, I realize this was a low budget flick, but seriously ?  I call BS.



No werewolf is going to be out in broad daylight, even under cloaks. 



 ;D
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on February 06, 2011, 02:41:36 am
OK, I realize this was a low budget flick, but seriously ?  I call BS.



No werewolf is going to be out in broad daylight, even under cloaks. 



 ;D

:p

Any werewolf who ain't a pansy can turn any time they want.  'sides... it looks like they conquered the world here.  Why hide in the dark. ;)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Nightcrawler on February 06, 2011, 03:05:26 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oi_LKnQmqLc# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oi_LKnQmqLc#)
Starring Chevy Chase!
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Nightcrawler on February 06, 2011, 03:06:49 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJQ6LeKwHNI# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJQ6LeKwHNI#)

Look at my horse.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUl9_5kK9ts# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUl9_5kK9ts#)

My horse is amazing.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Nightcrawler on February 06, 2011, 03:07:43 am
http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2011/02/05/3130657.htm (http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2011/02/05/3130657.htm)

Government cracks down on public farting

Posted Sat Feb 5, 2011 12:25am AEDT

Malawian lawmakers will next week debate a law change to criminalise public farting, which a cabinet minister said had been encouraged by democracy.

"The government has a right to ensure public decency. We are entitled to introduce order in the country," justice and constitutional affairs minister George Chaponda told independent radio station Capital Radio.

"Would you like to see people farting in public anywhere?"

Since the country embraced multi-party politics 16 years ago people had felt free to fart anywhere, Mr Chaponda said.

"It was not there during the time of dictatorship because people were afraid of the consequences. Now because of multipartism or freedom, people would like to fart anywhere," he said.

Mr Chaponda, a key figure in president Bingu wa Mutharika's government, said that if Malawians cannot control their farting "they should go to the toilet instead of farting in public."

"Nature can be controlled ... it becomes a nuisance if people fart anywhere."

A lawyer himself, Mr Chaponda said that under the amended law farting will be considered a minor offence.

Mr Chaponda's Democratic Progressive Party will bank on its majority to pass the amendment to a law which was first introduced in 1929.

The amendment, which will make farting in public an offence, is not yet public and it will be presented to parliament for debate as part of a review by the state-sponsored Law Commission of the country's penal code.

Nobody in Malawi has been arrested nor convicted for farting under the old law, as police did not enforce it.

The old law states: "Any person who voluntarily vitiates the atmosphere in any place so as to make it noxious to the health of persons in general dwelling or carrying on business in the neighbourhood or passing along a public way, shall be guilty of a misdemeanour."

The southern African state is a conservative society with punishable previous bans on long hair for men and trouser-wearing for women.

- AFP
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Nightcrawler on February 06, 2011, 03:08:53 am
COLORS (http://www.cesmes.fi/pallo.swf).
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on February 07, 2011, 12:16:26 am
(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/ece94669-7dc0-4457-adff-82b69325a8e9.jpg)

(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/704e3727-2567-4fbb-8f42-f726c506ff21.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: ZeroTA on February 07, 2011, 12:43:12 am
He he he. I hate cats but lolcats are a guilty pleasure. Some of them are pretty darn funny.

(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y257/2transams/thumb_Light_saber_resistant_kitteh_.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: FMJ on February 07, 2011, 01:33:01 am
(http://cdn0.knowyourmeme.com/i/000/097/028/original/tumblr_lfvik8fMAz1qbqt8go1_400.gif?1296855764)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on February 07, 2011, 01:38:40 am
I post the best lolcats I can find, because "Picture is Unrelated" is rarely family friendly.

(http://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/dd899594-a416-4bbe-88c8-04d21ae83750.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Nightcrawler on February 07, 2011, 09:06:46 pm
WTF, Japan?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsDRDoy8o3o&feature=player_embedded# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsDRDoy8o3o&feature=player_embedded#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Feud on February 07, 2011, 09:16:48 pm
Downfall meme never dies:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYhtGNZRv74# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYhtGNZRv74#)

NSFW subtitles.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on February 07, 2011, 11:01:51 pm
Sweet zombie Jeebus - Downfall came back strong.  Good writing!   :rotfl :rotfl
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Langenator on February 08, 2011, 09:38:44 am
WTF, Japan?

I think the 'Japan' part answers the 'WTF?' part.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Nightcrawler on February 08, 2011, 09:01:02 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/0Cfja.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/hSyaT.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: ZeroTA on February 08, 2011, 09:38:53 pm
Ha......


(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y257/2transams/emo-scene-hipster-blowing-on-soup-i.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Thernlund on February 08, 2011, 09:55:10 pm
NSFW

Spoiler (click to show/hide)


-T.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Thernlund on February 08, 2011, 10:20:04 pm
(http://cheezfailbooking.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/8e62cbb6-6218-40d1-a781-b8f4bb649a96.jpg)


-T.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: ZeroTA on February 09, 2011, 12:05:54 am
LOL'ed at that one.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: CameronS on February 09, 2011, 09:51:04 am
It's funny how much of the "random internet weirdness" in this thread is straight from Japan. :rotfl

(http://cdn0.knowyourmeme.com/i/000/097/028/original/tumblr_lfvik8fMAz1qbqt8go1_400.gif?1296855764)

That was . . . really, really weird. What the heck is that from?
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: FMJ on February 09, 2011, 03:57:24 pm
That was . . . really, really weird. What the heck is that from?

Um, the Internets?
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Nightcrawler on February 10, 2011, 08:54:37 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WF-7jPXvPEA# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WF-7jPXvPEA#)
The Legend of Zelda...as an 80's teen angst movie.

(http://i.imgur.com/xWlBn.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/WgEIR.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/Fm0uf.jpg)
Bacon flavored water??
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Nightcrawler on February 10, 2011, 09:07:05 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rylS-X0s-KM# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rylS-X0s-KM#)

God of War as an indie film.  And as you can see, it meets all of the indie film criteria.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjwlrvcKcfI# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjwlrvcKcfI#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Feud on February 11, 2011, 12:21:14 am
(http://timenewsfeed.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/picture-42.png?w=347)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Nightcrawler on February 11, 2011, 10:00:39 am
(http://i.imgur.com/SlbMN.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/nJWXK.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on February 11, 2011, 02:52:59 pm
I hadn't realized I was waiting for this until I saw it.  The Cap trailer... now with utterly awesome, and NSFW music.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Thernlund on February 11, 2011, 03:11:44 pm
:rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl


-T.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: ZeroTA on February 11, 2011, 06:46:33 pm
That. Was. Awesome.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: CameronS on February 11, 2011, 07:43:13 pm
I hadn't realized I was waiting for this until I saw it.  The Cap trailer... now with utterly awesome, and NSFW music.

That was amazing. Heck yeah.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: HMPlatinum on February 11, 2011, 07:59:34 pm
I was reeling from the fluffy yellow kitty.

Captain America saved me.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: ZeroTA on February 11, 2011, 08:24:11 pm
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y257/2transams/zcTqHiK8c6oso3abeIM0xzLn_400.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: ZeroTA on February 11, 2011, 08:37:59 pm
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y257/2transams/VPMZ3.gif)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Feud on February 11, 2011, 08:44:47 pm
Another internet classic:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uwuLxrv8jY# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uwuLxrv8jY#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: ksuguy on February 11, 2011, 10:02:38 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lNFRLrP014# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lNFRLrP014#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: ksuguy on February 11, 2011, 10:06:56 pm
Awesome commercials for a Chinese place in Wichita. 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_profilepage&v=pmbVmBQAnWo# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_profilepage&v=pmbVmBQAnWo#)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIbBfc6-zRM&feature=player_profilepage# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIbBfc6-zRM&feature=player_profilepage#)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGtOPXML_P8&feature=player_profilepage# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGtOPXML_P8&feature=player_profilepage#)

If Firefly was made in the 1980's:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuEfGbj9qS4&feature=player_embedded# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuEfGbj9qS4&feature=player_embedded#)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3YRWhg4YaA&feature=player_embedded# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3YRWhg4YaA&feature=player_embedded#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: sarge712 on February 12, 2011, 02:59:09 am
Awesome commercials for a Chinese place in Wichita.  
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_profilepage&v=pmbVmBQAnWo# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_profilepage&v=pmbVmBQAnWo#)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIbBfc6-zRM&feature=player_profilepage# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIbBfc6-zRM&feature=player_profilepage#)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGtOPXML_P8&feature=player_profilepage# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGtOPXML_P8&feature=player_profilepage#)


 :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl

That guy must have been seperated at birth from my best friend Joshua who I only thought was one of a kind. They look AND act alike. Josh is like three of the Four Horsemen. The guy bends light and effects gravity. His craziness and zest for living is legendary. I need to write him into a chapter of Uprising UK.  

Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Molson on February 12, 2011, 04:35:03 am
Hitler sings the Jeffersons is freaking hilarious
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Feud on February 12, 2011, 11:24:54 am
If you're a passive aggressive nerd looking to pick up cheap easy floozies, the 1987 Pontiac Fiero is the car for you:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pew4cu7abuA# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pew4cu7abuA#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on February 12, 2011, 03:32:39 pm
It was the bald Nazi "rockin' out" that sold it.   :facepalm
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Nightcrawler on February 15, 2011, 10:49:58 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/UE0r9.jpg)
Witness the whiteness.

(http://i.imgur.com/pxTdF.jpg)
Coincidence?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pf480SUuRxY# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pf480SUuRxY#)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7h767n_gaCc# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7h767n_gaCc#)

Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Feud on February 15, 2011, 11:34:36 pm
Leopold Bonar, professional lolcat:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mj3Q7gDqzOQ# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mj3Q7gDqzOQ#)

Suggestion: When quoting a video post, take the video out of the quote.  The page only supports so many youtube videos, and when you quote someone you reduce the number of possible "original" videos that can be viewed directly.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Khorne on February 16, 2011, 11:50:48 am
Warning; language.
http://www.cracked.com/article_18957_the-8-most-awkward-sexual-moments-in-comic-book-history.html (http://www.cracked.com/article_18957_the-8-most-awkward-sexual-moments-in-comic-book-history.html)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: FMJ on February 16, 2011, 02:07:52 pm
(http://cdn0.knowyourmeme.com/i/000/078/271/list/ThatsRacist2.gif?1287493793)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: seanp on February 16, 2011, 03:13:53 pm
Warning; language.
http://www.cracked.com/article_18957_the-8-most-awkward-sexual-moments-in-comic-book-history.html (http://www.cracked.com/article_18957_the-8-most-awkward-sexual-moments-in-comic-book-history.html)

The superman/batman one was really WTF?  How did that make it into a comic?
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on February 16, 2011, 05:44:51 pm
The superman/batman one was really WTF?  How did that make it into a comic?

I got the issue a few months after that one, and read the letter column referring to the story.  I'm surprised that DC allowed the fans to say "I expected them to be kissing by the end of the issue."

I always wondered about that tale. :facepalm

How was this not #1?
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Nightcrawler on February 16, 2011, 10:54:41 pm
You guys want to see some great old comics?

www.superdickery.com (http://www.superdickery.com)

(http://www.superdickery.com/images/stories/seduction/batmanbatter.jpg)

(http://superdickery.com/images/stories/other/277_4_205.jpg)
Wonder Woman gets tied up.  A lot.  Huh.

(http://superdickery.com/images/stories/oneshot/smartbombstudios-justice.jpg)
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

(http://superdickery.com/images/stories/propaganda/god.jpg)
45 smash pages of GOD!  That's right, God.  GOD-god.  Alpha and the Omega.  Divine First Cause.  Manifests Himself as an old guy with a beard, wearing a toga and sandals, and smashes through a doorway to prevent Adolph Hitler from crucifying Jesus Christ.  Jesus, being possessed of an epic sense of irony, says, "I'm saved!".  Oh, the hilarious blasphemy.  I think.  I didn't really pay attention in Bible Studies when I was a kid.  But if this is canon, I'll totally start going to church.



Also, one of the funniest pages on the internet.

http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com (http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUjh4DE8FZA# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUjh4DE8FZA#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Feud on February 16, 2011, 11:15:27 pm
(http://www.compeaus.com/_frozen/_images/AlGore_Smokin_2010_600.jpg)
"I demand carbon offsets!"
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Khorne on February 16, 2011, 11:29:42 pm
I'm never looking at Batman the same way again.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on February 16, 2011, 11:30:06 pm
BE PREPARED!

(http://www.imfdb.org/images/1/1b/Colbert_Shotgun.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on February 16, 2011, 11:57:43 pm
Also, one of the funniest pages on the internet.

http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com (http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUjh4DE8FZA# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUjh4DE8FZA#)

Dear sweet lord, Larry.  Wolves, God of Cake and Dogs Don't Understand Moving each nearly killed me with laughter.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Nightcrawler on February 17, 2011, 08:03:47 am
Dear sweet lord, Larry.  Wolves, God of Cake and Dogs Don't Understand Moving each nearly killed me with laughter.

Larry?  There's no Larry here.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on February 17, 2011, 11:50:52 am
Larry?  There's no Larry here.

Don' give me no guff this mornin' Nightcrawler.  My brain was oxygen deprived from laughter.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Feud on February 19, 2011, 10:32:57 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qz2q38l0Sl0# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qz2q38l0Sl0#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Feud on February 20, 2011, 01:42:00 pm
Diamonds!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3Ci09GwAmg# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3Ci09GwAmg#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: JesseL on February 20, 2011, 07:24:29 pm
Diamonds!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3Ci09GwAmg# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3Ci09GwAmg#)

That's gonna be my kid. He's turning into a total Minecraft fiend, though his favorite thing is still running around harvesting pork chops.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on February 21, 2011, 12:41:18 am
Diamonds!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3Ci09GwAmg# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3Ci09GwAmg#)

Obviously fake.  You don't get ore, you get actual diamonds from mining.  Plus, you need a steel pick.

(Stolen from comments section.)  :facepalm
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on February 21, 2011, 02:57:33 pm
The tweets of the world's greatest Action Hero: http://twitter.com/dukemanfist (http://twitter.com/dukemanfist)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on February 25, 2011, 01:32:17 am
Too funny... too scary...

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: GeorgeHill on February 25, 2011, 03:43:00 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INknSjaIWX4&feature=related# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INknSjaIWX4&feature=related#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Thernlund on February 25, 2011, 04:16:03 pm
(http://images1.memegenerator.net/ImageMacro/4686248/good-news-everyone-ive-created-a-device-that-makes-you-read-things-in-my-voice.jpg)


-T.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Nightcrawler on February 25, 2011, 06:49:52 pm
(http://art.penny-arcade.com/photos/1197655125_PHo2H-L.jpg)

Courtesy of Penny Arcade (http://www.penny-arcade.com).
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: ksuguy on February 25, 2011, 07:15:01 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojJUzv88Els# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojJUzv88Els#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Wolf-Dragon on February 26, 2011, 07:37:01 pm
That was hilarious.  :clap
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Nightcrawler on February 26, 2011, 09:47:29 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezgQ9elUXZ0&feature=player_embedded#at=414 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezgQ9elUXZ0&feature=player_embedded#at=414)

The Battle of Hoth.  In Legos.
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Post by: GeorgeHill on February 26, 2011, 10:05:56 pm
Impressive.... Most impressive...    :vader

(But I find the SW Anthem music Disturbing. And annoying.)
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Post by: ZeroTA on February 26, 2011, 11:25:47 pm
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y257/2transams/oiyydk.gif)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Outbreak on February 26, 2011, 11:27:00 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezgQ9elUXZ0&feature=player_embedded#at=414 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezgQ9elUXZ0&feature=player_embedded#at=414)

The Battle of Hoth.  In Legos.

That is on my Christmas List.

No, I'm not too old for Legos. No, I don't need kids as an excuse to play with Legos. Yes, I've had girlfriends that weren't imaginary. STOP MAKING FUN OF ME!
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Post by: Raptor on February 26, 2011, 11:56:38 pm
Don't worry, Outbreak. You're never too old for Legos. And I assure you that my never having a girlfriend has absolutely nothing to do with that belief.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Raptor on February 26, 2011, 11:58:21 pm
Abbot and Costello's legendary Who's on First routine... as written by William Shakespeare.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UG1leLrZKHM# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UG1leLrZKHM#)
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Post by: Feud on February 27, 2011, 02:16:43 am
(http://boingboing.net/img/T3Zox.jpg)

The best picture on the internet.
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Post by: JesseL on March 01, 2011, 04:00:27 pm
(http://posterous.com/getfile/files.posterous.com/deviousmedia/hmsAfvAzCnlHfClwbiGtwpilevhicGwBamwmHvoBEHbdjjCyaGheJmdBpCsl/media_httpwwwforkpart_jcpdt.jpg.scaled500.jpg)
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Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on March 01, 2011, 04:48:42 pm
(http://posterous.com/getfile/files.posterous.com/deviousmedia/hmsAfvAzCnlHfClwbiGtwpilevhicGwBamwmHvoBEHbdjjCyaGheJmdBpCsl/media_httpwwwforkpart_jcpdt.jpg.scaled500.jpg)

The night I first found that one... I nearly passed out from laughing so hard. :facepalm
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Post by: Nightcrawler on March 01, 2011, 09:52:13 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoiIfGGrMWE&feature=related# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoiIfGGrMWE&feature=related#)
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Post by: Nightcrawler on March 02, 2011, 09:41:17 am
A tribute to one of my favorite video game antagonists.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1eqh6l7p7A# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1eqh6l7p7A#)
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Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on March 02, 2011, 02:04:47 pm
Chick doesn't lay one finger on you, but man, she's made me literally yelp in terror. :(
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: seanp on March 02, 2011, 02:13:14 pm
Ahh yes, FEAR, one of my favorite video games.  I also loved its precursor, Blood.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CibO_6YBX_k (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CibO_6YBX_k#)

There was also a game that preceeded Blood, that was even weirder, and featured many of the same concepts, like armed cult monks, etcc... but had some super mario elements - seriously - with strange power ups like glowing mushrooms.  I believe that it also had the first instance of "guns akimbo" in a video game.  Wish I could remember what it was called.
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Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on March 02, 2011, 02:29:43 pm
I must have played through Blood's campaign at LEAST 4 times.  The "hero" of that game was so much fun, and the environments?

Camp Crystal Lake, the train, the Carnival?

"We want JoJo!  We want JoJo!"
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Post by: seanp on March 02, 2011, 02:42:34 pm
Plus the alternate weapon functions were awesome.  My favorite were the aerosol cans that doubled as flame throwers/incendiary grenades.

Yeah, the people that worked on that game were truly inspired nut cases, and I mean that in a good way.
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Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on March 02, 2011, 02:49:51 pm
Plus the alternate weapon functions were awesome.  My favorite were the aerosol cans that doubled as flame throwers/incendiary grenades.

Those were absolute joys.  That game had some ATMOSPHERE, but it was giddy fun at the same time.  I can't think of how many times I realized that the best way to win a fight was to toss in a burning aerosol can and run away.  In the Shining level, I'd taken so many hits, and needed health so badly that I finally had to toss cans at the bad guys in the dance hall.

Which is why I laughed so hard when Vin Diesel said in XXX "stop thinking SWAT and think X-Box."

Quote
Yeah, the people that worked on that game were truly inspired nut cases, and I mean that in a good way.

And they had a LOT of love for Sam Raimi, beginning and ending gameplay with an Army of Darkness quote. 
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Post by: Feud on March 02, 2011, 06:32:18 pm
There was also a game that preceeded Blood, that was even weirder, and featured many of the same concepts, like armed cult monks, etcc... but had some super mario elements - seriously - with strange power ups like glowing mushrooms.  I believe that it also had the first instance of "guns akimbo" in a video game.  Wish I could remember what it was called.

Are you thinking of Rise of the Triad?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rise_of_the_Triad (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rise_of_the_Triad)
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Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on March 02, 2011, 07:45:14 pm
DOG mode = epic love.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXmYyROf8gE# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXmYyROf8gE#)
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Post by: stephendutton on March 03, 2011, 05:11:41 am
That is on my Christmas List.

No, I'm not too old for Legos. No, I don't need kids as an excuse to play with Legos. Yes, I've had girlfriends that weren't imaginary. STOP MAKING FUN OF ME!

Kids don't want Lego nowadays.
They want something different apparently.
(http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/files/2010/10/human-centipede-for-kids.jpg)
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Post by: seanp on March 03, 2011, 06:19:32 am
Are you thinking of Rise of the Triad?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rise_of_the_Triad (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rise_of_the_Triad)

Yep!  That's it.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Khorne on March 03, 2011, 10:24:25 am
http://goodnightdune.com/index.html (http://goodnightdune.com/index.html)
Look through all the pages.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: ksuguy on March 03, 2011, 02:53:21 pm
Probably would have been funnier if I was familiar with Goodnight Moon.  That's one kids book I never crossed paths with.  I have read all the Dune novels though.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Nightcrawler on March 04, 2011, 08:30:47 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-qkYPHne6c# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-qkYPHne6c#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Nightcrawler on March 04, 2011, 10:34:26 pm
(http://www.tmonews.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Vader-makes-no-sense.-757597.jpg)

Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on March 04, 2011, 11:26:18 pm
(http://www.flicksandbits.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/chewybacca-squirell-fighting-nazis.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Feud on March 05, 2011, 03:46:13 am
(http://craphound.com/images/tumblr_lh5m6rwabI1qhp4fro1_500.gif)
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Post by: Khorne on March 05, 2011, 07:47:52 pm
Here's some nightmare fuel.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QO2OocOVcJo&feature=relmfu# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QO2OocOVcJo&feature=relmfu#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Nightcrawler on March 05, 2011, 07:59:17 pm
IT'S A MADHOUSE!  A MAAAAADHOUSE!!!  WHAT'S HAPPENING?!?
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: ZeroTA on March 05, 2011, 09:23:55 pm
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y257/2transams/2d816jb.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: ksuguy on March 05, 2011, 10:21:16 pm
(http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/star-wars-rock-out.jpg)

(http://edwardcheever.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/batman-absurd_01.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: JesseL on March 05, 2011, 10:30:08 pm
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v719/bruckner/deranged/Oswald.jpg)
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Post by: Roper1911 on March 05, 2011, 10:41:55 pm
(http://th01.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/i/2010/333/9/a/abe_lincoln_riding_a_grizzly_by_sharpwriter-d33u2nl.png)

(http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/053/1/7/teddy_roosevelt_vs__bigfoot_by_sharpwriter-d3a72w4.jpg)

(http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2010/346/9/3/stephen_colbert_atop_an_eagle_by_sharpwriter-d34rsmh.jpg)

(http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2010/069/1/c/Washington_Vs__Tiger_by_SharpWriter.jpg)

more epicness By someone I don't know at http://sharpwriter.deviantart.com/ (http://sharpwriter.deviantart.com/)

Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Outbreak on March 05, 2011, 11:01:51 pm
http://livethesheendream.com/ (http://livethesheendream.com/)

Just keep clicking on Charlie.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on March 06, 2011, 12:54:58 am
( click the head. )

    There are parts of me that are Dennis Hopper.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Nightcrawler on March 06, 2011, 08:29:36 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/YIEao.gif)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Desert Rat on March 06, 2011, 08:37:52 pm
That's a bad day right there.  :o
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Nightcrawler on March 06, 2011, 08:51:57 pm
Meh.  Depending on the fuze function, you could probably pick it up and carry it away for disposal.  You just have to know what you're doing.  If you don't know what you're doing, and it has an all-way-acting fuze that armed, picking it up could be the last thing you ever do.

But that's why I get paid an extra $150 a month. :D

Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Roper1911 on March 06, 2011, 11:06:11 pm
That's a bad day right there.  :o

I got one better...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGf-sS4js5Y# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGf-sS4js5Y#)

Imagine....
You're on the battle field, gunfire all around you. you spot a tank about 180 yards away, you ready your ERYX Anti-tank missile, pull the trigger and; the rocket lurches out of the launcher, falls to the ground two feet in front of you and lays there.... as the tank turns and blows you off the face of the map with it's big 50s.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Nightcrawler on March 06, 2011, 11:16:31 pm
Huh.  French weapons designed to drop themselves.  Fascinating.

The expelling charge looks like it squibbed, and the rocket motor obviously didn't fire.  The missile may or may not be armed, depending on a number of factors.  Running is a good idea.  If the motor decides to ignite, you don't want to be caught in the exhaust plume when you're two feet away.
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Post by: Chief45 on March 06, 2011, 11:43:10 pm
French army weapons for sale, cheap.  Never fired.  only dropped once. 

 ;D

Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on March 07, 2011, 12:09:30 am
(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/political-pictures-vladimir-putin-training-wheels.jpg)

(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/political-pictures-meanwhile-in-france.jpg)

(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/d70d6501-0ab2-4c59-8636-2fd210403279.gif)

(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/political-pictures-sasquatch-strategic-bomber.jpg)

(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/political-pictures-world-peace-al-bundy.jpg)

(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/political-pictures-vladimir-putin-rock-paper.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Thernlund on March 08, 2011, 03:52:05 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfs1VuFBtpE# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfs1VuFBtpE#)


-T.
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Post by: Mamba1-0 on March 08, 2011, 04:22:56 pm
Anti-aircraft -- yer doin' it wrong................
(http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc85/Mamba1-0/daplane.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Thernlund on March 08, 2011, 04:32:59 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNQd6oV5OPA# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNQd6oV5OPA#)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vUhSYLRw14# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vUhSYLRw14#)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utGXF5orynk (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utGXF5orynk)

(http://turbo.inquisitr.com/wp-content/2010/01/Gross-The-lip-window-body-modification.jpg)

(http://turbo.inquisitr.com/wp-content/2010/01/Gross-the-lip-window-body-modification-bottom.jpg)


-T.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: CameronS on March 08, 2011, 04:54:32 pm
You know, I'm pretty darn sure that's fake, but it wouldn't surprise me too terribly much if it was real.

Now, as to why someone would do that to themselves . . . :vomit
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Post by: Raptor on March 08, 2011, 08:08:05 pm
Starts off normal, but gets freakier as it goes on, with the really freaky bit at about the 4:30 mark.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=il0OksyPT88# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=il0OksyPT88#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Nightcrawler on March 08, 2011, 08:09:10 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/ji2gt.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Langenator on March 09, 2011, 11:25:24 am
I got one better...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGf-sS4js5Y# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGf-sS4js5Y#)

Imagine....
You're on the battle field, gunfire all around you. you spot a tank about 180 yards away, you ready your ERYX Anti-tank missile, pull the trigger and; the rocket lurches out of the launcher, falls to the ground two feet in front of you and lays there.... as the tank turns and blows you off the face of the map with it's big 50s.

Actually, I remember hearing stories of Dragon missiles behaving similarly, right before the Army finally got rid of them.  Except the expelling charge worked enough to get them 25-50 yds downrange.  Then you'd have to call EOD to blow it up befoe you could fire the next one, which would do the exact same thing.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on March 09, 2011, 03:03:43 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QS0q3mGPGg# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QS0q3mGPGg#)

Win it!
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: seanp on March 09, 2011, 03:44:54 pm
You know, having watched some of Sheen's Sheen Corner performances on youtube, I have to wonder if the whole thing is not just a hoax like the Joaquin Phoenix thing.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on March 09, 2011, 04:03:45 pm
You know, having watched some of Sheen's Sheen Corner performances on youtube, I have to wonder if the whole thing is not just a hoax like the Joaquin Phoenix thing.

It's an uncanny performance, I'd say.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Thernlund on March 09, 2011, 05:52:57 pm
You know, having watched some of Sheen's Sheen Corner performances on youtube, I have to wonder if the whole thing is not just a hoax like the Joaquin Phoenix thing.

That thought has crossed my mind.  A great big finger to the media.  That would be EPIC.


-T.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Nightcrawler on March 09, 2011, 07:23:17 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOmNbl4itRU# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOmNbl4itRU#)

Listen to the laugh of the devil.

http://www.pastemagazine.com/articles/2009/12/the-evolution-of-the-hipster-2000-2009.html (http://www.pastemagazine.com/articles/2009/12/the-evolution-of-the-hipster-2000-2009.html)

Evolution of the Hipster.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on March 10, 2011, 02:11:21 pm
You know, having watched some of Sheen's Sheen Corner performances on youtube, I have to wonder if the whole thing is not just a hoax like the Joaquin Phoenix thing.

This link proves you right: http://FunnyOrDie.com/m/5cwg (http://FunnyOrDie.com/m/5cwg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Thernlund on March 10, 2011, 02:32:09 pm
:rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl

You're right.  Confirmed.

:rotfl :rotfl


-T.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: seanp on March 10, 2011, 05:32:53 pm
Hmm.  Curious to see how this plays out.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Nightcrawler on March 10, 2011, 10:22:52 pm
Actually, I remember hearing stories of Dragon missiles behaving similarly, right before the Army finally got rid of them.  Except the expelling charge worked enough to get them 25-50 yds downrange.  Then you'd have to call EOD to blow it up befoe you could fire the next one, which would do the exact same thing.

The Dragon is a real piece of work.  It flies at only about 100 meters per second, and the missileer has to keep it locked onto its target the whole way, exposing him to fire.  Its maneuvering capability is provided not by movable control surfaces or a pivoting rocket venturi (thrust vectoring, basically), but by sixty (or maybe sixty-four, I don't recall off the top of my head) tiny spherical rocket motors, each firing only once to correct the flight path.

Hopefully George Hill can chime in with his own perspective on the Dragon missile.  He once told me a hilarious story about it.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: GeorgeHill on March 10, 2011, 11:04:42 pm
The Dragon... perhaps the US Army's most Suicidal weapons system ever. 
Let's see, you know it is the precursor to the TOW.  Which is a great weapon.  But like the TOW, the Dragon is Tube Launched, Optically Wire Guided.  So it unravels a thin wire as it flies.
This wire, if the Missile flies over too much brush, can break.  This causes the missile to fly uncontrollably and erratically, going in different directions and even spinning... and then explodes.  It can even fly back in the direction of the operators.  This is a special kind of thrill.  Especially since the Dragon II had a dual warhead designed for the penetration of Soviet Reactive Armor.  Big Badda-boom.
Most of the time though... the Dragon flew straight.  And by straight, I mean it would jerk around, up and down, left and right... looking like it's going to miss.  And you can't steer it.  You have to hold the Tracker on the target the whole way.  Or it will miss.
Missing is bad.  Because with the Dragon, your target is Soviet Armor.  Tanks.  Tanks with big guns.
Now say, you do everything right... It takes about 11 seconds to reach your target.  11 very long, agonizingly nerve racking seconds. 
Reason being is because that Soviet Tank you just shot at... it takes only 4 seconds for it to spin it's turret and hose you down with coax machinegun fire.
And they will do just that.
Because the Dragon emits a huge Launch Signature.  A giant white plume of smoke that tells everyone everywhere... exactly your specific location... where you are... holding that freaking Tracker unit on target while that freaking missile bounces around like a retarded pixie on crack making those stupid popping sounds as it goes. 
The only good thing about the Dragon... the Dragon II that is... is that when it did hit, it hit with authority.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: stephendutton on March 11, 2011, 03:22:06 pm
I'm not sure what's weirder. That I thought to look for this, or that I found it. :confused

The James Bond Theme,
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Star Trek,
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
and a medley of Star Wars music
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Nightcrawler on March 11, 2011, 06:02:04 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

^ ^ Inappropriate and foul language.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhCqf7M_tv4# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhCqf7M_tv4#)

Release the Kraken?

(http://i.imgur.com/ILeEM.jpg)

EDIT: Or was it?

(http://i.imgur.com/IsRiO.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: GeorgeHill on March 12, 2011, 02:05:02 am
I wondered how long that would take...
Stay classy, Internets...



Is it wrong to have laughed?
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Outbreak on March 12, 2011, 02:16:37 am
I wondered how long that would take...
Stay classy, Internets...



Is it wrong to have laughed?

I'm still waiting for the pic of Charlie Sheen riding it on his mercury surfboard.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on March 12, 2011, 02:36:11 am
I wondered how long that would take...
Stay classy, Internets...



Is it wrong to have laughed?

No.  Because if it is, I'm surely going to hell for watching the oil field blaze and thinking "Oh, they already did that on Ultraman AND in Godzilla vs. Cosmic Monster...."

:(

And also thinking "We're Japan.  We're READY for this s___!"
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Nightcrawler on March 12, 2011, 10:51:32 am
(http://www.whompcomic.com/comics/2011-03-11-Get-It-While-The-Getting-Is-Goop.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Outbreak on March 12, 2011, 12:00:22 pm
Ok, I'm still up after the night shift, so I'm a bit tired.

That said, I don't get it.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: ksuguy on March 12, 2011, 12:14:30 pm
I think it is a reference to Fallout.   
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Thernlund on March 12, 2011, 02:06:07 pm
^^^That.  Sometimes in the some of the expansions when you go to pick up things the developers didn't give much room for error.  The crosshairs have to be so precisely on the item that it is possible to miss.  So in the comic he's trying to get the ammo, and then...

Note how the crosshairs are super close to both the ammo and water, and imagine the ammo floating and bobbing slightly.


-T.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Khorne on March 12, 2011, 02:15:13 pm
I LOL'd.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: seanp on March 12, 2011, 11:19:53 pm
Yep.  Stock up on radaway.  Heh, just thinking about it, I'm surprised they don't have mouthwash in the game.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Nightcrawler on March 14, 2011, 12:29:39 am
Hipster trap.

(http://i.imgur.com/SdLI2.jpg)

(http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhwq78dM4h1qz9muno1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Nightcrawler on March 14, 2011, 01:45:01 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

(http://badassmotherfluffers.org/image.axd?picture=2011%2F2%2F1297810026849.jpg)

Oops.  Can't post these ones.  The URL contains a word that is edited by the forum software, breaking the link.  Oh well.  ;D
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Nightcrawler on March 14, 2011, 04:43:57 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ojhZaP5_JI&feature=player_embedded# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ojhZaP5_JI&feature=player_embedded#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Splodge Of Doom on March 14, 2011, 05:03:45 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fXN7x7a5So# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fXN7x7a5So#)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbrVIZW11Gk# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbrVIZW11Gk#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Nightcrawler on March 14, 2011, 05:16:49 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLHueWyz4X4&feature=player_embedded# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLHueWyz4X4&feature=player_embedded#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Nightcrawler on March 14, 2011, 06:12:09 pm
http://eyeblast.tv/public/video.aspx?v=hdaGnzkUQu (http://eyeblast.tv/public/video.aspx?v=hdaGnzkUQu)

PonyCraft 2.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8GteDjGvbw&feature=youtube_gdata# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8GteDjGvbw&feature=youtube_gdata#)

LOL.  I had this on VHS.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Khorne on March 14, 2011, 06:37:18 pm
Yo, I have Godzilla vs. Biollante on my hardrive!
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Feud on March 14, 2011, 11:43:19 pm
Blowing up a microwave.  ;D

http://www.boingboing.net/2011/03/14/blowing-up-a-microwa.html (http://www.boingboing.net/2011/03/14/blowing-up-a-microwa.html)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: mjolnir1964 on March 16, 2011, 08:47:16 pm
  WTA members endorsement of ......tea. NSFW...Adult language.




Spoiler (click to show/hide)



-R.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Raptor on March 16, 2011, 09:14:26 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfX08j69oZI&feature=related# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfX08j69oZI&feature=related#)

Everything's funnier when it's *bleep*ed!

For context, here's the original cartoon in its entirety:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hq8OhhraAH4&feature=related# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hq8OhhraAH4&feature=related#)

(the above clip starts at 4:51)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Thernlund on March 16, 2011, 10:05:17 pm
(http://www.damnlol.com/pics/468/59b4e2ea76f558512a2961c800fcff43.jpg)


-T.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Thernlund on March 16, 2011, 10:09:02 pm
(http://www.damnlol.com/pics/50/77afc1a9cfd98fe589269bbe36802825.jpg)


-T.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Thernlund on March 16, 2011, 10:18:18 pm
(http://www.damnlol.com/pics/480/115457be96fb3cb744a5a1d5354d2543.gif)


NSF the kiddies...

Spoiler (click to show/hide)


I love these auto-correct mishaps...

(http://www.damnlol.com/pics/445/fa1e26c9a5deecdde5c451867b43c489.jpg)


-T.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Thernlund on March 16, 2011, 10:26:40 pm
NSF... anyone really.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)


-T.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Thernlund on March 16, 2011, 10:32:42 pm
(http://www.damnlol.com/pics/392/edb2286770d5b409092afdadaad56c00.jpg)


-T.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Raptor on March 17, 2011, 08:00:12 pm
(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/demotivational-posters-fast-food-fight.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Nightcrawler on March 18, 2011, 01:18:03 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9oxmRT2YWw&feature=player_embedded# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9oxmRT2YWw&feature=player_embedded#)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLYyLipDVoQ# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLYyLipDVoQ#)
God, why?
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Nightcrawler on March 18, 2011, 01:23:36 am
(http://i.imgur.com/AnWqp.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: GeorgeHill on March 18, 2011, 10:24:37 pm
The Birthday Skeleton...  :rotfl
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Feud on March 18, 2011, 10:33:28 pm
"This contact is sealed."

 :rotfl
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: ZeroTA on March 19, 2011, 03:58:34 pm
The birthday skeleton...I'm almost enough of a jerk to use that on my son. Don't think I could pull the trigger though.

I can relate to the texting ones. I just got a new phone and the autocorrect has made some interesting adjustments.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: ZeroTA on March 19, 2011, 03:59:48 pm
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y257/2transams/demotivational-posters-in-soviet-ru.jpg)

(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y257/2transams/meanwhile-in-photos-8.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: ZeroTA on March 19, 2011, 04:09:19 pm
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y257/2transams/129194998726912219.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Khorne on March 19, 2011, 04:50:16 pm
(http://chzhistoriclols.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/1a8bdc24-1c6a-4bbf-bbe7-283ac4a34db6.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Khorne on March 19, 2011, 04:54:12 pm
(http://chzhistoriclols.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/ea055ff8-c16b-41eb-835f-ff884ec41284.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Khorne on March 19, 2011, 05:01:21 pm
(http://chzhistoriclols.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/funny-pictures-history-unknown-first-issue-of-gq.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Nightcrawler on March 19, 2011, 05:04:25 pm
(http://chzhistoriclols.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/190c8486-0486-44f1-a50b-016e34e93c15.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: seanp on March 20, 2011, 07:32:51 am
I can relate to the texting ones. I just got a new phone and the autocorrect has made some interesting adjustments.

:nod:  My HTC used to drive me nuts.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on March 20, 2011, 11:30:01 pm
I don't remember having this picture taken of me:
(http://chzsketchybunnies.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/b05b2782-b143-4822-b82e-9042cc5302e3.jpg)

They stole my name!
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Nightcrawler on March 21, 2011, 07:03:51 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9TSqwhdKuc# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9TSqwhdKuc#)

Turns out it wasn't just a quake.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Khorne on March 21, 2011, 07:14:57 pm
So, is that a real film somewhere?  Cause if it is, I need to see it.  Anything with giant monster, I need to see.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Thernlund on March 21, 2011, 07:23:06 pm
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1148277/ (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1148277/)


-T.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Nightcrawler on March 21, 2011, 10:35:32 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98IllinIqe8# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98IllinIqe8#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Nightcrawler on March 21, 2011, 10:58:34 pm
Article (http://www.startribune.com/nation/118360399.html)

Quote
Scranton police say they found three bags of heroin in her jacket and after being taken to the police station she told investigators she had more hidden in her vagina.

A doctor performed a search and recovered 54 bags of heroin, 31 empty bags used to package heroin, prescription pills and $51.22.

Twenty-two cents?

(http://mypetjawa.mu.nu/archives/22%20cents.jpg)

Damn.  If you thought women kept weird things in their purses...
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Nightcrawler on March 22, 2011, 10:06:54 am
Steak House or Gay Bar? (http://www.steakhouseorgaybar.com/)

You'll guess wrong.  A lot.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kspPE9E1yGM# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kspPE9E1yGM#)
Justin Bieber and Slipnot?  :panic

(http://i.imgur.com/HUyws.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: stephendutton on March 22, 2011, 03:30:22 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgrX7uOZqHI&feature=feedlik# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgrX7uOZqHI&feature=feedlik#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on March 22, 2011, 03:40:00 pm
So, is that a real film somewhere?  Cause if it is, I need to see it.  Anything with giant monster, I need to see.

I saw it and bought it.  Very disappointing.  VERY.

Though, there was one neatly creepy scene.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: sarge712 on March 22, 2011, 05:01:38 pm
From http://www.wlos.com/shared/newsroom/top_stories/videos/wlos_vid_4137.shtml (http://www.wlos.com/shared/newsroom/top_stories/videos/wlos_vid_4137.shtml)



(http://i753.photobucket.com/albums/xx171/mjolnir6_photos/zombiesign_Cfmh7.jpg)

Monday, March 21 2011, 03:05 PM EDT

Motorists on a road near the South Carolina-North Carolina state line have been warned to watch for zombies, hunters and tanks. The electronic signs on state Highway 160 near Fort Mill that usually warn of traffic construction or wrecks had a very different message Sunday. One sign read "Zombies Ahead" and then flashed "Watch for Hunters." On the other side of the road, a sign warned motorists to "Be alert for Tanks." Highway Patrol Lance Cpl. Billy Elder said someone apparently tampered with the signs sometime before 4 a.m. Sunday. Road Sign Warns Of Zombies
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Nightcrawler on March 22, 2011, 07:41:26 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUr1NxJDC94# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUr1NxJDC94#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Splodge Of Doom on March 22, 2011, 09:27:24 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qit3ALTelOo&NR=1&feature=fvwp# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qit3ALTelOo&NR=1&feature=fvwp#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Nightcrawler on March 22, 2011, 11:40:41 pm
(http://www.afblues.com/wordpress/comics/2010-05-03.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Mamba1-0 on March 23, 2011, 12:37:24 am
Delta Bravo Sierra :clap :panic :rotfl
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: CameronS on March 23, 2011, 08:36:05 am
BWAHAHAHA!! :rotfl

Very nice.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on March 23, 2011, 04:19:38 pm
Sad armor looks sad.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Outbreak on March 24, 2011, 04:24:03 am
(http://www.afblues.com/wordpress/comics/2010-05-03.jpg)

It's funny because it's true. I honestly wouldn't be surprised to see NC out taking apart an IED with a bright orange vest on top of his bomb suit. :banghead

AF Blues has a way of getting right to the heart of just about everything in the Air Force.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Nightcrawler on March 24, 2011, 08:19:13 am
I think they should make seat belts in GOVs reflective.  That way, they double as reflective belts, and you'll be extra safe.  I'm going to submit this to the IDEA program to see if I can't get $200.

Also, an Interceptor vest could double as a reflective vest, again, to make you double plus extra safe.  I'm going to submit this to the IDEA program too.

 >:D
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Nightcrawler on March 24, 2011, 08:29:42 am
Here's a homemade one.  My buddy drives a 1990 Ford Taurus Station Wagon.  He adores this car.  So when they have classic car shows at the local 50s-themed burger joint, this happens.

(http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn192/MKFAL/189764_10150130021448394_649503393_6494881_7245581_n.jpg)

(http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn192/MKFAL/196532_10150130021513394_649503393_6494885_1165336_n.jpg)

Quote
I love when people go over and look at the engine. They usually pause and contemplate the duct tape for way too long
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Nightcrawler on March 24, 2011, 10:15:57 am
AF Blues has a way of getting right to the heart of just about everything in the Air Force.

It's only really funny if you've spent time around Big Momma Blue, most of the time.   ;D

Air Force Blues (http://www.afblues.com/wordpress/)

(http://www.afblues.com/wordpress/comics/2010-11-05.jpg)

(http://www.afblues.com/wordpress/comics/2010-02-09.jpg)

(http://www.afblues.com/wordpress/comics/2010-03-05.jpg)

(http://www.afblues.com/wordpress/comics/2010-03-21.jpg)

Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on March 24, 2011, 11:59:20 pm
Maybe NSFW?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Nightcrawler on March 26, 2011, 04:54:12 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59Vic7jRHvA# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59Vic7jRHvA#)

This is the best video on the internet.  In fact, this is the whole reason Al Gore and his Space Time Rangers invented the internet.  It's from Canada.  

I think, philosophically, as a nation, we're all having a hard time keepin' 'er outta da cabbage, eh.  Buddy.

Given the comparatively small population of Canada, there's a 40% chance that our own SeanP is in this video somewhere. I think he just needs to fess up.  ;D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSGWoXDFM64# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSGWoXDFM64#)

I'm pretty sure this guy is the commander of Air Force Materiel Command.  He's even got his reflective belt!
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Nightcrawler on March 26, 2011, 05:00:58 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBb9wFP7uZM# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBb9wFP7uZM#)

First Person Mario!
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: seanp on March 26, 2011, 05:27:54 pm

This is the best video on the internet.  In fact, this is the whole reason Al Gore and his Space Time Rangers invented the internet.  It's from Canada.  

I think, philosophically, as a nation, we're all having a hard time keepin' 'er outta da cabbage, eh.  Buddy.

Given the comparatively small population of Canada, there's a 40% chance that our own SeanP is in this video somewhere. I think he just needs to fess up.  ;D

:lol;

I'm the guy with the shovel!

Just kidding.  The references to LCBO put this in Ontario (Liquor Control Board of Ontario).  Where I live, about 1600 + klicks away, we have privatized liquor stores.

Our big bang up is May Long, and we do some silly things too.  Most of it is too embarrassing to put on film.  But we do have a guy amongst our crew who puts the Ray in that video to shame.  If this year isn't too personally incriminating, I might actually post some video.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on March 27, 2011, 12:18:41 am
(http://th05.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/i/2010/238/c/f/Boondock_Saints_II_three_by_kickstandkid78.jpg)

Boondock Saints II - the comic?  It's apparently a real thing!
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: sarge712 on March 27, 2011, 08:19:39 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59Vic7jRHvA# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59Vic7jRHvA#)

This is the best video on the internet.  In fact, this is the whole reason Al Gore and his Space Time Rangers invented the internet.  It's from Canada.  

I think, philosophically, as a nation, we're all having a hard time keepin' 'er outta da cabbage, eh.  Buddy.

Hahaha! Reminds me of the old Bum Fights videos. This could be video of some of my step-kin folk if it weren't for the snow.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on March 27, 2011, 11:49:29 pm
(http://totallylookslike.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/nancy-grace-totally-looks-like-jareth-the-golbin-king.jpg)

Nancy Grace Totally Looks Like Jareth the Golbin King (David Bowie)

One is a creature made entirely of evil and the other is a really good singer and has a kingdom of goblins. 

(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/bearsharktopus.jpg)

(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/busey.jpg)

(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/a4d517c0-ae36-4a04-970c-1f8c8856718e.gif)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Mamba1-0 on March 27, 2011, 11:58:56 pm
(http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc85/Mamba1-0/gunfairy.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Feud on March 28, 2011, 12:11:50 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyrFWbGiGOc# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyrFWbGiGOc#)

Share the air!
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Raptor on March 28, 2011, 12:31:40 am
Not "wierd" so much as "cool," but I didn't think it was worth starting its own thread over. Anyway.

Which way is up?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wARB2COiwZc# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wARB2COiwZc#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Precious Roy on March 28, 2011, 02:10:07 am
Making public places in America a little more sexy one "Careless Whisper" sax solo at a time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaoLU6zKaws# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaoLU6zKaws#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: dubber308 on March 28, 2011, 10:57:45 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyrFWbGiGOc# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyrFWbGiGOc#)

Share the air!
:facepalm THE STUPID!!! IT BURNS!!!  :bash Bad hippie!
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: CameronS on March 28, 2011, 11:04:10 am
Share the air!

I'm pretty sure that chick is smoking something . . . :scrutiny
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Thernlund on March 28, 2011, 11:28:46 am
I tried to watch that twice.  I'm done.


-T.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: LouisCQ1971 on March 28, 2011, 12:51:44 pm
I tried to watch that twice.  I'm done.


-T.

 Don't feel bad, I couldn't get through the first 20 seconds.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Slayer-72 on March 28, 2011, 10:37:48 pm
I'm pretty sure that chick is smoking something . . . :scrutiny

i dont think you could smoke yourself that stupid.


--------------------
(http://www.losergeek.org/~kelso/OMGWTFBBQ.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Roper1911 on March 28, 2011, 10:42:35 pm
my brother is standing behind me going "I don't get it?" now Slayer....
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Slayer-72 on March 28, 2011, 10:59:57 pm
 ;D  (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=omgwtfbbq)    <---- link
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Nightcrawler on March 29, 2011, 08:10:30 am
I actually think the Share the Air girl isn't the airhead dingbat she seems like.  If you can suffer through the entire video, you'll find that she's proposing to sell jars of air to hippies.  Hippies will actually pay for things like that.

Stupid like a fox.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Nightcrawler on March 29, 2011, 08:13:02 am
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/03/27/article-1370473-0B5D344800000578-67_634x494.jpg)

This is Mike Bloomberg, the Mayor of New York City.  This is not a Photoshop.

LINK (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1370473/There-goes-Spider--Mayor-Bloomberg-gets-swing-things-Spider-Man-comedy-roast.html?ito=feeds-newsxml)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Khorne on March 29, 2011, 12:19:28 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=invKpFNn9jc&feature=player_embedded# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=invKpFNn9jc&feature=player_embedded#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: seanp on March 29, 2011, 01:27:34 pm
The dangers of drinking radioactive saki.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: CameronS on March 29, 2011, 04:35:33 pm
The $%^# was that??!!  :hide
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Khorne on March 29, 2011, 07:06:41 pm
The name of the video is the name of the long necked creature.  Its a traditional Japanese monster.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Nightcrawler on March 29, 2011, 07:26:08 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/FyFcJ.jpg)

(http://mthruf.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/job-fails-oh-my-god-it-even-has-a-watermark.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Thernlund on March 29, 2011, 09:12:40 pm
Hmmm... Let's see if I can get those.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Full disclosure:  I had to look up 2, 13, and 20.


-T.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Nightcrawler on March 29, 2011, 09:18:13 pm
Damn.  Reverse tentacle molestation.  Let's face it, Representative Japanese Male, you've karmically earned this.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Thernlund on March 29, 2011, 10:03:15 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zdrzQZv1oM# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zdrzQZv1oM#)

Would you believe that the business card image led me to this?


-T.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Thernlund on March 29, 2011, 10:14:05 pm
Bacon is good for me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRGz9xSP_SA# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRGz9xSP_SA#)


-T.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on March 29, 2011, 10:25:54 pm
^ Further proof that Wife Swap is of the devil - allowing a libtard "swap mom" to take away a boy's bacon.

Kevin and Francis FTW
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: ZeroTA on March 29, 2011, 10:47:25 pm
Hmmm... Let's see if I can get those.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Full disclosure:  I had to look up 2, 13, and 20.


-T.

I win, I only had to look up 13 and 15.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Langenator on March 30, 2011, 10:04:38 am
(http://mthruf.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/job-fails-oh-my-god-it-even-has-a-watermark.jpg)

Am I the only one who thinks the Umbrella Corporation logo bears more than a passing resemblance to the Templar cross?
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Feud on March 30, 2011, 01:04:22 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-LKa1Y9_ok# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-LKa1Y9_ok#)

Wow...
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: sarge712 on March 30, 2011, 01:16:55 pm
Pfft. I've been dancing like that for years.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Ronin on March 30, 2011, 01:27:08 pm
That just reinforced my argument for background checks for purchasing video editing software....
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Outbreak on March 30, 2011, 01:49:12 pm
(http://mthruf.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/job-fails-oh-my-god-it-even-has-a-watermark.jpg)

I need to print like half of those and just keep one of each in my wallet for when I go TDY. I never tell people my real name or job anyway. I have gone as Art Vandelay before, only I was an architect, not a latex salesman. Lately, I've been Matthew Simmons(made up, no movie connection that I know of), and I travel the country selling beer and beer accessories. I don't like being called "Matt," because it feels like half my identity is just being ignored. Claiming to be a big shot at a fictional company from a movie or TV show that came out 10-20+ years ago, and having the business card to prove it, seems like it would be a ton of fun. And, yes, we take our skirt chasing very seriously; it's as much science as sport.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyrFWbGiGOc# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyrFWbGiGOc#)

Share the air!

She's too late:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SiabeNR_q0U# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SiabeNR_q0U#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on March 30, 2011, 02:31:03 pm
(http://www.interrobangstudios.com/images/comics/e1e32afda814a.jpg)

Even though I apologized to Bud for my earlier snit with him - THIS is what I should have done.  I'd even allow Bud to substitute beer for ice cream.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Nightcrawler on March 31, 2011, 08:14:51 am
(http://img834.imageshack.us/img834/107/18896216099533062352510.jpg)

These guys look like D&D characters.  Gay D&D characters.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Ronin on March 31, 2011, 08:28:42 am
Now THAT was funny
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: sarge712 on March 31, 2011, 08:33:41 am
Of all the epic weird that this favorite thread holds that has to be one of the most startling. That last one looks like a ghey Gandalf.

Fashion for the "p-whipped." It looks like something John Lennon and Yoko Ono would have worn as a matching set.

How could a man...nevermind. There just is no answer that will satisfy me.

Oh manhood, manhood, where hast thou fled?
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Nightcrawler on March 31, 2011, 09:52:10 am
It was the 70s.  I'm sure in 30 years people on the internet are going to make fun of the way we dress, too.

(http://pzrservices.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/06/15/old_ad.jpg)

(http://pzrservices.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/06/15/vintage_mens_ad.jpg)
From left to right.  George Takei, Joaquin Phoenix's dad, a young Dolph Lundgren before he started working out, and OJ Simpson.

Not that the 80s were necessarily any better.

(http://www.hairstyletwist.com/blog/uploads/Image/img130.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Ronin on March 31, 2011, 12:27:00 pm
Ok, you guys asked for it. You want weirdness, here ya go...just remember, some things cannot be unseen...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgWn7zbgxZ4# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgWn7zbgxZ4#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Ronin on March 31, 2011, 12:32:50 pm
Palette cleanser. One of my all time faves.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfMUwCKtWMI# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfMUwCKtWMI#)

Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Nightcrawler on March 31, 2011, 12:53:10 pm
Outbreak: I'm glad I'm not the only one who habitually tells made-up stories to strangers I meet when traveling. I always used the excuse that I'm a novelist and I need to see if my characters stories' are legit, but really, it's just fun to mess with people.

I have a friend who, once, had the lady next to him on the plane convinced he was a stand-in NASCAR driver.  He said that ever since Dale E. died, the sponsors won't risk their famous drivers anymore.  So right before the race starts the celebrity driver switches places with a stunt driver, who then drives the race in secret.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on March 31, 2011, 01:16:15 pm
Ok, you guys asked for it. You want weirdness, here ya go...just remember, some things cannot be unseen...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgWn7zbgxZ4# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgWn7zbgxZ4#)

... was that something off a Logo TV sketch show?

 :panic
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: sarge712 on March 31, 2011, 01:31:34 pm
Ok, you guys asked for it. You want weirdness, here ya go...just remember, some things cannot be unseen...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgWn7zbgxZ4# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgWn7zbgxZ4#)

Once again I spoke too soon. I'm scared, so scared (tiny voice)...
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Ronin on March 31, 2011, 01:37:23 pm
Doug-not sure. The guy that sent that to me, once he quit laughing at my reaction, said something about all of them or most of them being drag queens. The obvious one is RuPaul. He said it was from a sketch comedy show, so it may have been.

Sorry to pull out the big gun Sarge, but it was starting to tame down WAY too much. I have another, but I think the filters may keep me from posting because of the title.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Ronin on March 31, 2011, 01:43:57 pm
This is disturbing on many levels. NSFW for sure- language, adult themes, and being a total douche. It is a double ding, weird as hell and rap. Enjoy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbW9JqM7vho# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbW9JqM7vho#)


Bonus points to anyone who makes it through the whole video, that means you Bud.

Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: sarge712 on March 31, 2011, 02:43:10 pm
Ronin,

I made it to the 1:57 mark. My soul feels soiled. And to think thats the kinda little bastards that are lurking out there. I'm taking my girls to shoot on Saturday...and do some knife work. Sheeesh!

I gotta show my wife the Pickle Surprise video. She will laugh herself to tears.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Ronin on March 31, 2011, 02:55:26 pm
Amen to the training Sarge. Mine shoots my AR pretty proficient, and can handle a blade decently.

I know it won't post, but the one video that makes me laugh for no reason, I say this with my head held low in shame, is sh*t pickle. Not episode 2 or 3, just the original on You Tube. I even try to shame myself but still laugh. It ranks up there with the "fox hat" video. It gets funnier every time I see it. Yes, I'm headed to the corner.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: seanp on March 31, 2011, 03:02:35 pm
This is disturbing on many levels. NSFW for sure- language, adult themes, and being a total douche. It is a double ding, weird as hell and rap. Enjoy.

Bonus points to anyone who makes it through the whole video, that means you Bud.

Heh.  The girl is actually kind of hot, especially near the end when she takes her top off and reveals eyeballs instead of nipples.

Yeah, I watched all of it.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on March 31, 2011, 03:18:56 pm
Maybe NSFW.  Depending on your views of Alyson Hannigan feeling up Emily Deschanel's breasts and the word named for a small bird.

http://FunnyOrDie.com/m/31ht (http://FunnyOrDie.com/m/31ht)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Thernlund on March 31, 2011, 05:10:29 pm
Bonus points to anyone who makes it through the whole video...

I made it through the whole thing.  Meh.  I've seen weirder s___ in person.


-T.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Ronin on March 31, 2011, 05:47:26 pm
I need to hang with you. If you see weirder in person, you are my hero. That video messed me up the first time I watched it. Too much junk swingin.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Mamba1-0 on April 01, 2011, 12:31:33 am
"Bonus points to anyone who makes it through the whole video, that means you Bud."

Damn! There's four minutes and thirtyeight seconds that I really regret not being able to get back. :facepalm


Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Nightcrawler on April 01, 2011, 09:41:13 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80hqLC-nCEY&feature=player_embedded#at=24 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80hqLC-nCEY&feature=player_embedded#at=24)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLKfD1aTQnY&feature=player_embedded# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLKfD1aTQnY&feature=player_embedded#)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-E1IFnms5nQ&feature=player_embedded# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-E1IFnms5nQ&feature=player_embedded#)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1zRaPOzclI&feature=player_embedded# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1zRaPOzclI&feature=player_embedded#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Nightcrawler on April 03, 2011, 06:03:59 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYWi6-BcGCQ# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYWi6-BcGCQ#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Feud on April 03, 2011, 06:59:26 pm
Dang, that New Vegas one was pretty funny.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Matthew Mayner on April 03, 2011, 10:36:56 pm
Albert Einstein vs Stephen Hawking Rap Battle. 

 :scrutiny   ::)   :rotfl

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zn7-fVtT16k# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zn7-fVtT16k#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Khorne on April 03, 2011, 11:33:29 pm
Wow, Vegas was hilarious.  I was chortling the whole time.  I especially liked the head shot montage at the end.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on April 04, 2011, 01:26:01 am
Criken is brilliant.  His L4D videos had me on the floor, gasping.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: ksuguy on April 04, 2011, 01:30:07 am
Longer version of Captain America: f___ Yeah!  with the full theatrical trailer:

Edit: Spoiler tag added because of video clip title.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on April 04, 2011, 03:56:22 pm
Watch in high def... it's pretty.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZ4FGm9Fwvg#fs-hd (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZ4FGm9Fwvg#fs-hd)



<< Adjusted video for embedded HD display - Thernlund >>
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Thernlund on April 04, 2011, 08:48:50 pm
Not safe for... just not safe.  I'll leave it at that.

http://www.oddee.com/item_92015.aspx (http://www.oddee.com/item_92015.aspx)


-T.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Nightcrawler on April 04, 2011, 09:54:13 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_CDLBTJD4M# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_CDLBTJD4M#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Outbreak on April 04, 2011, 10:00:48 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_CDLBTJD4M# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_CDLBTJD4M#)

That was the coolest gay cell phone commercial I have ever seen.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Nightcrawler on April 06, 2011, 10:47:40 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=isUFXNYT80k# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=isUFXNYT80k#)

Bad thoughts...
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Raptor on April 06, 2011, 10:51:01 pm
 :rotfl

Best April Fools Prank EVER!

Way better than mine, anyway....
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Nightcrawler on April 06, 2011, 10:54:22 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YaWpUy4BQE# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YaWpUy4BQE#)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3cpI3hI80c&feature=related# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3cpI3hI80c&feature=related#)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcSI-CdLHCI&feature=related# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcSI-CdLHCI&feature=related#)

Buy all our playsets and toys!
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Nightcrawler on April 07, 2011, 08:39:44 am
Jesse Ventura thinks the government can control the weather and caused the 2004 Indonesian tsunami.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FR6iIZodfM# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FR6iIZodfM#)

 :facepalm
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Nightcrawler on April 07, 2011, 02:59:18 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/1f9bF.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Thernlund on April 07, 2011, 03:17:09 pm
Jesse Ventura thinks the government can control the weather and caused the 2004 Indonesian tsunami.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FR6iIZodfM# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FR6iIZodfM#)

 :facepalm

Weeelll... HAARP does exist.  And their stated purpose IS "ionospheric enhancement".  But it's not a weapon.  ::)  It's research for improved communication methods.  AND it's open to the public.  :facepalm

Jesse Ventura is off his nut.


-T.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Lukealicious on April 07, 2011, 04:04:59 pm
    ...Strongbad with his Cheat Commandos vids
Buy all our playsets and toys!

Strongbad!  That reminds me, I need to catch up on his emails.

One of the first I ever saw...who remembers Trogdor?  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90X5NJleYJQ# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90X5NJleYJQ#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on April 07, 2011, 04:15:35 pm
TROGDOR! 

More Criken - this time in Saints Row 2 - best GTA evar!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIBjHA_4f_Y# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIBjHA_4f_Y#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Khorne on April 07, 2011, 05:32:30 pm
There was a big wall in camp Buehring Kuwait that had a big Trogdor painted on it.
"I'll get you Hey Steve, if it's the last thing I do!!"
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Nightcrawler on April 07, 2011, 09:13:17 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/l18mH.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Raptor on April 07, 2011, 09:19:06 pm
Probably NSFW, so consider yourselves warned.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFqtye2_3E4# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFqtye2_3E4#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Nightcrawler on April 08, 2011, 07:59:08 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2GHL8VhMjo&feature=player_detailpage#t=118s (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2GHL8VhMjo&feature=player_detailpage#t=118s)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TXd0GhSGUs# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TXd0GhSGUs#)
^ The best YouTube video ever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtYCOAFPPVc&feature=player_embedded# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtYCOAFPPVc&feature=player_embedded#)

(http://i.imgur.com/XzW3S.png)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbcSaj3JkjI&feature=relmfu# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbcSaj3JkjI&feature=relmfu#)
Just leave this sort of thing to the professionals.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Chief45 on April 08, 2011, 10:11:14 am
cute
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Nightcrawler on April 09, 2011, 12:50:04 am
(http://i.imgur.com/2ucq2.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Nightcrawler on April 09, 2011, 04:02:05 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FT9oKit0G8&feature=related# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FT9oKit0G8&feature=related#)

Dude likes his mechanical pencils.  Props if you can actually watch the entire video and stay awake.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on April 09, 2011, 04:41:18 pm
I lasted only 45 seconds... his monotone presentation killed a piece of my soul...  :facepalm
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: stephendutton on April 09, 2011, 05:38:03 pm
Dude likes his mechanical pencils.  Props if you can actually watch the entire video and stay awake.

Made it through.
My eyelids got hevay at about 1:40 and my intestines rumbled from about 3:00.
From about 6:00 onwards I just kept thinking 'Doesn't he know joined up handwriting?'

Edit to remove duplicate embedded video.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: CameronS on April 09, 2011, 05:43:44 pm
I watched it for about 20 seconds before getting bored and going to look for food . . .
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: GeorgeHill on April 09, 2011, 11:54:52 pm
I was about to click it, but I got too bored.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Nightcrawler on April 10, 2011, 02:19:55 am
(http://eatliver.com/img/2011/7085.jpg)
Amish hipsters.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Roper1911 on April 10, 2011, 07:45:20 am
(http://eatliver.com/img/2011/7085.jpg)
Amish hipsters.
I think I might know them...
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on April 10, 2011, 01:21:18 pm
I don't know what Rubberfruit is on...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqDaMSk00wA# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqDaMSk00wA#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Nightcrawler on April 12, 2011, 03:06:10 am
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhqymEOwG1qerfwwo1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=AKIAJ6IHWSU3BX3X7X3Q&Expires=1302678340&Signature=CrU8RUyOv7quqhLfgIAk8c4tJXA%3D)

What's going on in this picture??
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on April 12, 2011, 10:02:42 am
Simple - the Empire/Union captured a mixed group of filthy rebs.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: mjolnir1964 on April 12, 2011, 10:29:39 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3q98WrVhaTg# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3q98WrVhaTg#)


-R.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: TommyGunn on April 12, 2011, 12:05:01 pm
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhqymEOwG1qerfwwo1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=AKIAJ6IHWSU3BX3X7X3Q&Expires=1302678340&Signature=CrU8RUyOv7quqhLfgIAk8c4tJXA%3D)

What's going on in this picture??


They're looking for James T. Kirk ..... :neener
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: ksuguy on April 12, 2011, 12:08:52 pm
Simple - the Empire/Union captured a mixed group of filthy rebs.

And also a pirate and a ghostbuster.   
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on April 12, 2011, 12:51:59 pm
I couldn't think of anything better as I was mesmerized by the bare tummies of Slave Leia and her Dark Mistress.

Those are some fine lady abs... :clap
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: PrivateJoker on April 12, 2011, 08:13:32 pm
It's from Japan, so it's a bit NSF...anyone.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PHENQiJFzI&feature=player_embedded
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on April 12, 2011, 10:08:32 pm
It's from Japan, so it's a bit NSF...anyone.

Uhm... it's by a Jewish guy named Katz.  


Edit to remove duplicate embedded flash
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: HMPlatinum on April 12, 2011, 10:31:28 pm
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhqymEOwG1qerfwwo1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=AKIAJ6IHWSU3BX3X7X3Q&Expires=1302678340&Signature=CrU8RUyOv7quqhLfgIAk8c4tJXA%3D)

What's going on in this picture??

It looks like a girl in dark is taking her Slave Leia for a walk. 

Was there something else?


Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Nightcrawler on April 13, 2011, 03:54:49 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etO0QMNeLIs&feature=player_embedded# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etO0QMNeLIs&feature=player_embedded#)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFBZ_uAbxS0&feature=related# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFBZ_uAbxS0&feature=related#)

 :rotfl

EDIT:  Mods, can we remove the duplicates of the video links from the reply quotes so new ones will embed?  KTHXBYE.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: TommyGunn on April 13, 2011, 10:45:23 am
It's from Japan, so it's a bit NSF...anyone.

That has GOT to win some kind of weirdness award .....  :facepalm :confused :shunned


Edit to remove duplicate embedded video.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Matthew Mayner on April 14, 2011, 01:58:28 am
Dino D-Day

Exactly what it says on the tin.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoUMkNVbV5I# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoUMkNVbV5I#)

I don't know if I should  :rotfl  or buy it.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: stephendutton on April 14, 2011, 09:01:37 am
And also a pirate and a ghostbuster.   

Perhaps the Empire brought along the Ghostbusters just in case Obi Wan Kenobi showed up.
"Luke, use the-" 'Zap!'
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Nightcrawler on April 14, 2011, 11:12:43 pm
LINK (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2381261/1/Osamas_Last_Stand)

This is, apparently, a "fan fiction" where, after a terrorist attack on the United States, President Bush calls upon the assistance of Disney's Kim Possible (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kim_Possible) to track down Osama Bin Laden.

(http://i39.tinypic.com/2bpb8y.png)

Quote
Through the remainder of Cheney's outburst, Bush stood pensive. As Cheney finished, a look of decision crossed the President's face. He strode silently over to a desk in the room, identical to the Resolution desk up in the Oval Office. On it stood three fire-engine red touchtone telephones. Each had marked levels of use. The one on the far left, labeled "U.S.S.R. / Russia," looked barely touched and almost new. The phone on the far right, marked "Domino's Pizza," looked more worn. The phone in the middle... Varnish and some of the red paint had rubbed off the mouthpiece. Its label had become illegible. The print on a certain set of numbers had almost worn off. Bush picked the middle phone's club off its cradle and started to punch the well-worn numbers.

"Who are you calling?" Cheney asked, a bit incredulously.

The President looked sharply up at him. "The one for which this mission is possible."

"And who is that?"

"Who the hell do you think, Dick? Kim Possible."

To be continued...

I heard about this a few years ago, but couldn't remember where.  It's weird enough to belong in this thread. 

However, I'm going to warn you guys...if you ever feel compelled to do an internet search for anything related to "fan fiction", don't.  Just don't.  It's not worth it.  There are horrors on the internet that cannot be unseen.  :vomit

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UBY-jroC94# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UBY-jroC94#)

Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Nightcrawler on April 14, 2011, 11:27:02 pm
New plastic surgery trend: "elf ears (http://www.foxnews.com/on-air/america-live/index.html#/v/4644845/elf-ears-new-trend-in-cosmetic-surgery/?playlist_id=87651?test=faces)".
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: ksuguy on April 14, 2011, 11:35:05 pm
Dino D-Day

Exactly what it says on the tin.

I don't know if I should  :rotfl  or buy it.

Hmm, the idea of using an M1 Garand on a dinosaur is appealing.   
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Nightcrawler on April 15, 2011, 09:06:48 am
From a Taiwanese military drill (http://china-defense.blogspot.com/2011/04/more-han-kuang-27-photos.html):

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-zE4fzXgZBi8/TaZP7nDe7lI/AAAAAAAAKp0/nzWL95JFPWs/s1600/1302678130_86814.jpg)

The Red Team captured our flag!
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Roper1911 on April 16, 2011, 09:46:37 am
Dino D-Day

Exactly what it says on the tin.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoUMkNVbV5I# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoUMkNVbV5I#)

I don't know if I should  :rotfl  or buy it.

Its a HL2 mod, for now its free to download from http://www.moddb.com/mods/dino-d-day/downloads/dino-d-day-the-mod-v11 (http://www.moddb.com/mods/dino-d-day/downloads/dino-d-day-the-mod-v11) at your own risk, then you can grab steam from http://store.steampowered.com (http://store.steampowered.com) and HL2 from http://store.steampowered.com/app/220/?snr=1_4_4__13 (http://store.steampowered.com/app/220/?snr=1_4_4__13) for $10, and all without leaving the comfort of your chair.... (now guess what I just did.)

Edit: It needs HL2 episode 2.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Nightcrawler on April 16, 2011, 04:42:12 pm
The Boyfriend Pillow (http://stupid.com/fun/BOYPIL.html)

(http://www.stupid.com/mm5/graphics/00000001/BOYPIL_1.jpg)

(http://www.stupid.com/mm5/graphics/00000001/BOYPIL_3.jpg)

Quote
The time has come to make up for the absent guy in your life. Whether he's on a trip, he's a late worker, never around or just a plain deadbeat this Pillow will give you someone to really lean on. When you rest your head on the chest, you're going to drift into the clouds. The micro-bead filling conforms to your head and makes for a rest no human being could ever match. Go ahead and tell the Pillow about your day, your dentist appointment, how you feel about pasta, etc. and always have a hand on your shoulder. We love to use this Pillow on our office chairs to smother us in praise, comfort, and support plus he makes a great elbow rest. Let's face it; sometimes a little support's exactly what we don't get. Get ahead in life by getting a Pillow with a hand and half a chest.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: GeorgeHill on April 17, 2011, 01:04:43 pm
Dino D Day.  That should be a Call of Duty Bonus Pack.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on April 18, 2011, 12:02:38 am
(http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/funny-dog-pictures-my-dog-spits-fire-balls.jpg)
(http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/da3e648c-f2d3-4f06-9d8e-2573178b3df8.jpg)
(http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/funny-celebrity-pictures-the-three-stages-of-exposure.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Nightcrawler on April 20, 2011, 09:57:39 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiWkhET56uA&feature=player_embedded# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiWkhET56uA&feature=player_embedded#)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5OWMMvsGeA&feature=relmfu# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5OWMMvsGeA&feature=relmfu#)

NSFW!!!!
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Outbreak on April 20, 2011, 04:04:22 pm
And people make fun of my Combat Stache...
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Mamba1-0 on April 20, 2011, 04:36:40 pm
And people make fun of my Combat Stache...

It's the nature of the protected to mock that which they fear. :coffee
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: mjolnir1964 on April 21, 2011, 09:54:27 pm
I absolutely LOVE this show. Probably NSFW.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qjay_8dfgW0# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qjay_8dfgW0#)


-R.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on April 21, 2011, 11:35:39 pm
God bless the maniacs behind Archer.  God bless their utter wrongness! :rotfl
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: mjolnir1964 on April 22, 2011, 10:08:39 am
I have some mixed feelings about the Thor movie, but this is just awesome!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPNjWWQqWCA&feature=player_embedded# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPNjWWQqWCA&feature=player_embedded#)



-R.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Roper1911 on April 22, 2011, 12:44:26 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxHhBx1FtLQ&feature=feedu# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxHhBx1FtLQ&feature=feedu#)

only from the mind of Freddie.....
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Nightcrawler on April 23, 2011, 01:27:11 pm
(http://xad.xanga.com/adef67e735132268676128/b214312422.jpg)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cZkfOzHsqI&feature=player_embedded# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cZkfOzHsqI&feature=player_embedded#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Khorne on April 23, 2011, 01:28:43 pm
I got Machine Girl on DVD.  It's glorious.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Nightcrawler on April 23, 2011, 01:30:43 pm
You know, I was going to make some snarky comment about "3...2...1...Zach wants it!".  But you went and blew that right out of the water, didn't you?  LOL.

-Violence?  Check.
-Asian girl? Check.
-Low budget?  Check.

Zach likes.  All they needed to do is throw in some ungainly-looking Eastern Bloc bullpup assault rifle and it would've been a perfect ten, neh?  :rotfl
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Nightcrawler on April 24, 2011, 04:57:11 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=FuAjZ3gxHQw# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=FuAjZ3gxHQw#)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nd1m5_n9P9w# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nd1m5_n9P9w#)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGPIQ72-2Vg&feature=relmfu# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGPIQ72-2Vg&feature=relmfu#)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9f6cHVuPlIg&feature=relmfu# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9f6cHVuPlIg&feature=relmfu#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Splodge Of Doom on April 24, 2011, 05:31:33 pm
I love those Portal 2 vids - and the game itself is pure awesome.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: LouisCQ1971 on April 24, 2011, 05:45:55 pm
"That's 65% more Bullet!" :rotfl
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Nightcrawler on April 24, 2011, 06:20:06 pm
Cave Johnson has many, many hilarious quotes throughout the game.  Minor spoiler alert, but these don't actually have much to do with what's going on in the game.  They're pre-recorded messages.

Quote
I'm no psychiatrist, but coming from a bunch of eggheads who wouldn't recognize the thrill of danger if it walked up and snapped their little pink bras, that sounds like 'projection'.

Quote
Alright, this next test may involve trace amounts of time travel. So, word of advice: If you meet yourself on the testing track, don't make eye contact. Lab boys tell me that'll wipe out time. Entirely. Forward and backward! So do both of yourselves a favor and just let that handsome devil go about his business.

Quote
Those of you who volunteered to be injected with praying mantis DNA, I've got some good news and some bad news. Bad news is we're postponing those tests indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men. Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on April 25, 2011, 12:25:08 am
Cave Johnson sounds like JK Simmons.

Edit: HAH!  Do I know my man JK or do I know him? 

Spider-Man/Portal crossover idea - the bots are employed as Spider-Slayers.  With JJJ's voice!  Print money as needed!
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Nightcrawler on April 25, 2011, 01:09:21 am
I love the "evening at the improv" turret.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Khorne on April 25, 2011, 10:42:58 am
You know, I was going to make some snarky comment about "3...2...1...Zach wants it!".  But you went and blew that right out of the water, didn't you?  LOL.

-Violence?  Check.
-Asian girl? Check.
-Low budget?  Check.

Zach likes.  All they needed to do is throw in some ungainly-looking Eastern Bloc bullpup assault rifle and it would've been a perfect ten, neh?  :rotfl
I'm a man of simple needs.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Outbreak on April 29, 2011, 12:01:29 am
I always wondered what the words to this song were.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDY404lC_nI&feature=player_embedded# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDY404lC_nI&feature=player_embedded#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Raptor on April 29, 2011, 01:23:48 am
 :scrutiny What the.. :facepalm :rotfl
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on April 29, 2011, 01:35:40 am
Thundarr had me on the floor.

I just wish they'd used a pic of Patrick McGoohan to be the Prisoner.   :rotfl
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on April 29, 2011, 01:37:12 am
Now I know why Kraken Amy Winehouse sightings are so rare these days.

(http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2011/117/a/8/by_your_powers_combined_by_bitwize-d3f1d9z.png)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Nightcrawler on April 29, 2011, 04:29:08 pm
(http://parentsshouldnttext.com/img/sexadvice.jpg)

(http://parentsshouldnttext.com/img/glitter.jpg)

(http://parentsshouldnttext.com/img/wifebday.jpg)

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
(NSFW!)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: sarge712 on April 30, 2011, 02:42:22 am
(http://parentsshouldnttext.com/img/sexadvice.jpg)

(http://parentsshouldnttext.com/img/glitter.jpg)

(http://parentsshouldnttext.com/img/wifebday.jpg)

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
(NSFW!)

BwaaHahaha! Do you think this for real? If so I'm astounded.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: HMPlatinum on April 30, 2011, 01:12:45 pm
I have a pretty limited interaction with people.  I work in an office with very few interruptions, and generally long hours, so perhaps I'm "out of the loop"

When I do interact with the public-at-large, I'm always amazed at the stupid, almost EVERY time.  The internet just allows me to see it on a global scale.  It's like a disease.  Perhaps this stupid is the true Z-virus.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on May 02, 2011, 12:24:28 am
(http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/koma-comic-strip-shame-those-are-nice.jpg)

(http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/koma-comic-strip-looks-like-he-had-a-blast.jpg)

Minecraft Gaga?
(http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/koma-comic-strip-gaga-loves-the-minecraft.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Roper1911 on May 02, 2011, 05:50:47 pm
(http://img831.imageshack.us/img831/1941/hearingprotection5b15d.jpg) (http://img831.imageshack.us/i/hearingprotection5b15d.jpg/)

Uploaded with ImageShack.us (http://imageshack.us)

can anyone tell what kind of gun that is? and how many Db's protection it gives when use like that?
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Raptor on May 02, 2011, 06:52:51 pm
I've seen a larger version of that picture. IIRC, it's a Beretta 92F or FS.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Nightcrawler on May 05, 2011, 08:22:49 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCF3ywukQYA# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCF3ywukQYA#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Nightcrawler on May 06, 2011, 07:15:25 pm
Hot Chicks with Douchebags (http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/)

The Prompa Loompa:

(http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/uploaded_images/DB5101-775223.jpg)

The Ab Lobster:

(http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/uploaded_images/DB4051-760017.jpg)

The Shark Bag

(http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/15104-380x2951.jpg)

Velveeta 'Bag

(http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/uploaded_images/DB3143-746175.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Thernlund on May 09, 2011, 02:19:14 pm
Minecraft Space Program

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeV0XB-w_yM# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeV0XB-w_yM#)


-T.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on May 09, 2011, 03:48:14 pm
(http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5145/5682147820_3ffb44236f.jpg)

S'prized this didn't show here.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Nightcrawler on May 09, 2011, 07:56:50 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj-x9ygQEGA# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj-x9ygQEGA#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Feud on May 09, 2011, 09:49:06 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-uQWNd540I# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-uQWNd540I#)

Stick around for the Death Star battle.  ;)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Mamba1-0 on May 09, 2011, 11:08:00 pm
Nothing like one's own personal fortress during the zombie apocalypse.................

(http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc85/Mamba1-0/zombieprotection.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Outbreak on May 09, 2011, 11:32:46 pm
Nothing like one's own personal fortress during the zombie apocalypse.................

(http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc85/Mamba1-0/zombieprotection.jpg)

Want. With some modifications.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Raptor on May 09, 2011, 11:38:17 pm
Would those modifications happen to include retractile turrets with dual .50-caliber machine guns? Because that's what I'm thinking the place needs...
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: JesseL on May 09, 2011, 11:51:54 pm
At the very least it needs a few gun ports.

Can't tell from the pic but it should also have a rooftop garden, a good well, diesel storage tanks (for the generator, and possibly flamethrowers), a helipad, a well hardened escape tunnel...
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Langenator on May 10, 2011, 09:54:08 pm
Would those modifications happen to include retractile turrets with dual .50-caliber machine guns? Because that's what I'm thinking the place needs...

I want a 5"/38 caliber turret, dangit!
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: HMPlatinum on May 10, 2011, 10:26:18 pm
I'll take two of the houses, please.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Matthew Mayner on May 11, 2011, 12:23:04 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQ76v9I7wao&feature=related# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQ76v9I7wao&feature=related#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Nightcrawler on May 11, 2011, 07:37:33 am
LINK (http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_thecutline/20110509/ts_yblog_thecutline/wheres-hillary-hasidic-paper-breaks-the-rules-by-editing-her-out-of-white-house-photo)

(http://mit.zenfs.com/101/2011/05/memopad.jpg)

(http://mit.zenfs.com/101/2011/05/xlarge_sexist-newspaper-photo-600x394.jpg)

Quote
    That would be the Ultra-Orthodox Hasidic broadsheet Der Tzitung, published in Brooklyn. The paper photoshopped Clinton, as well at the only other woman who could be seen in the room-Audrey Tomason, the national director of counterterrorism-out of the frame.

    "Apparently the presence of a woman, any woman, being all womanly and sexy all over the United States' counterterrorism efforts was too much for the editors of Der Tzitung to handle," noted the prominent women's blog Jezebel.

    Indeed, "The Hasidic newspaper will not intentionally include any images of women in the paper because it could be considered sexually suggestive," Rabbi Jason Miller explains in The Jewish Week. Though he notes that the publication's "fauxtograpphing" may in fact be a graver act against their religious tenets: "To my mind, this act of censorship is actually a violation of the Jewish legal principle of g'neivat da'at (deceit)."

    Beyond that, Der Tzitung's editors apparently missed or blatantly ignored the guidelines stipulated on the official White House Flickr page, where the photo was released for use by news organizations: "The photograph may not be manipulated in any way."

    The White House has not issued a response on the altered image.

Hillary Clinton is sexy?  I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.  :vomit
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on May 11, 2011, 02:38:08 pm
Hillary Clinton is sexy?  I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.  :vomit

Well, she DOES have her own hand clamped over her mouth, so she's not saying a word.  +50% sexy over the original right there.

Yeah... I'm stretching...
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Mamba1-0 on May 11, 2011, 11:50:56 pm
Capyain 'O' and the superadministration.....................

(http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc85/Mamba1-0/CaptOandthesuperadministration.jpg)

 :coffee
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on May 12, 2011, 12:30:46 am
Who the hell let that lame-o Spawn join a group of...

I'd call 'em A-listers... but Hillary's saggy boobs make me want to drive a pencil through the speech centers of my brain...
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Evil Jim on May 12, 2011, 01:01:33 am
C'mon man... the initial idea for Spawn was GREAT.
I have not, however, followed Spawn since the first year or 2...


Jim
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on May 12, 2011, 01:17:47 am
C'mon man... the initial idea for Spawn was GREAT.
I have not, however, followed Spawn since the first year or 2...


Jim

Back in the first few days when it was MacFarlane drawing pinups... it wasn't so bad... ;)  I just happen to like a story to go with my comic books.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Nightcrawler on May 13, 2011, 08:27:03 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPGwpn0ijn8# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPGwpn0ijn8#)

Was this one put up here already?
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Outbreak on May 15, 2011, 04:20:26 am
Was this one put up here already?

Don't remember it, but damn, that's good!
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: ZeroTA on May 15, 2011, 06:49:14 pm
Spawn was good up until issue #100. Personally I think issue #100 was outstanding and they should have stopped it right there. The series jumped the shark with the reborn God and Satan.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: eskimo jim on May 15, 2011, 06:55:30 pm
Capyain 'O' and the superadministration.....................

(http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc85/Mamba1-0/CaptOandthesuperadministration.jpg)

 :coffee

The folks in that room weren't super....   :facepalm
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on May 15, 2011, 11:41:43 pm
(http://media.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/2711.jpg)

Shoppin' in Texas... with a Para-FAL.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Matthew Mayner on May 15, 2011, 11:52:20 pm
Without folding the stock?
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: stephendutton on May 16, 2011, 01:03:33 pm
Taking a vow of silence is no excuse for not singing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCFCeJTEzNU# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCFCeJTEzNU#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on May 16, 2011, 01:26:43 pm
Without folding the stock?

No seeum hinge on tube-steel stock?  's why I said - PARA FAL (my #1 go'n' killum rifle).
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Raptor on May 16, 2011, 04:55:11 pm
I think he means why didn't the guy have the stock folded? Seems kinda odd that he'd be lugging it around like that with the stock unfolded and sticking it up in the air.

On a similar note, is it bad that I don't see anything wrong with slinging a battle rifle over your shoulder and going into a mall with it?
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: JesseL on May 16, 2011, 04:59:29 pm
I don't see anything wrong with it either, though it would be a bit more cumbersome than I would want to deal with on a regular basis.

I do wonder a bit how that would go over under normal circumstances in AZ. The only time I've seen somebody doing it was this guy:

(http://ricochet.com/var/ezwebin_site/storage/images/media/images/rifle_protest/265734-1-eng-US/rifle_protest_lightbox.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Thernlund on May 16, 2011, 05:13:40 pm
Back to the weirdness...

Not-safe-for-family language alert!
Spoiler (click to show/hide)


-T.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Nightcrawler on May 16, 2011, 11:58:53 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EgSkm9GLaU&feature=player_embedded# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EgSkm9GLaU&feature=player_embedded#)

Incorrect use of a pyrotechnic distraction device.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Nightcrawler on May 17, 2011, 12:42:41 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeP7AFwqHcQ&feature=player_embedded#at=56 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeP7AFwqHcQ&feature=player_embedded#at=56)

The offline social network.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Nightcrawler on May 17, 2011, 04:25:50 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcpmM-eTESI&feature=player_embedded# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcpmM-eTESI&feature=player_embedded#)

That just happened.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: booksmart on May 17, 2011, 05:00:29 pm
That just happened.

Wow... that... looks worse than I ever heard it was.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on May 18, 2011, 12:52:35 am
[Roger Corman's Fantastic Four trailer]

That just happened.

At least Doom had @#%$^ minions...

Don't get me wrong... I liked McDoom, but a Doctor Doom without robots or without minions is kind of like Lex Luthor running endless real estate... oh wait...

sorry mike, fixed
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: MacLean on May 18, 2011, 12:59:04 am
Incorrect use of a pyrotechnic distraction device.

LOL that was awesome!
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Nightcrawler on May 18, 2011, 01:01:00 am
Can you guys modify your posts and remove the repeats of the embedded videos?  Thank you.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: sarge712 on May 18, 2011, 08:14:17 am
Incorrect use of a pyrotechnic distraction device.

Definitely roll call material! Thanks
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Khorne on May 18, 2011, 03:34:44 pm
I'm still getting over how awful that Fantastic 4 movie looked.
Wow.



just...wow.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Thernlund on May 18, 2011, 03:49:17 pm
About as good as the new one(s).  ;)


-T.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on May 18, 2011, 04:49:04 pm
About as good as the new one(s).  ;)


-T.
:bash

McDoom was a buffoon and a moron.

And, Jessica Alba had the romantic chemistry of a dish of unflavored gelatin, despite being hot.

Other than that, I enjoyed more bits of them than was embarassed.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Nightcrawler on May 19, 2011, 10:05:42 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KR-lmtBryl0&feature=player_embedded# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KR-lmtBryl0&feature=player_embedded#)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMGCFLEYakM&feature=player_embedded# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMGCFLEYakM&feature=player_embedded#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: GeorgeHill on May 20, 2011, 12:39:36 am
They can't make strollers that wont pinch baby's heads off... A walker?  That's going to end well.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on May 20, 2011, 01:20:29 am
I know the artist, Abby Soto:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFoNZO8k0vA# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFoNZO8k0vA#)

I don't know which pic was more epic - killing bomb-strapped baby seals, or George Washington cuttin' C'thulhu to sushi.

Here's more of her stuff - in honor of the start of the "War of Northern Aggression."

(http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs29/f/2008/045/7/e/The_South_will_not_rise_again_by_Ellocobruja.jpg)

Go visit her Devart at http://ellocobruja.deviantart.com/ (http://ellocobruja.deviantart.com/)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Roper1911 on May 23, 2011, 11:36:31 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHzdsFiBbFc# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHzdsFiBbFc#)

I thought it was for real until the hammock.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: dot4x4 on May 24, 2011, 12:23:12 pm
Roper that is one of my all time favorite videos there.  For some reason it gets shown at all of my training classes lol.   :clap
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Raptor on May 24, 2011, 05:20:27 pm
Courtesy of my little brother...

(http://i.imgur.com/WfN7k.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: HMPlatinum on May 24, 2011, 06:52:55 pm
tl;dnr
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Roper1911 on May 26, 2011, 10:54:54 am
(http://img714.imageshack.us/img714/4734/unclesamtc.png) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/714/unclesamtc.png/)

Uploaded with ImageShack.us (http://imageshack.us)

1911 vs. Glock (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgP_vWhfLfs#)

[/1911 plug]
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on May 26, 2011, 02:52:51 pm
"But the fridge is on your side."

"So is God."

 :rotfl :rotfl
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: JesseL on May 26, 2011, 03:01:08 pm
"But the fridge is on your side."

"So is God."

 :rotfl :rotfl

Cribbed from an 11 year old Penny Arcade strip:

http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/1999/12/15/ (http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/1999/12/15/)
(http://art.penny-arcade.com/photos/214699599_UMQPh-L-2.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on May 26, 2011, 09:34:29 pm
Oh, it's much older than that.  I remember that joke from the 70's.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Nightcrawler on May 27, 2011, 11:42:20 am
Headline fail.

Quote
Horse herpes outbreak forces rodeo queens to ride stick ponies

Uh, phrasing?

The actual article (http://www.ksl.com/?nid=148&sid=15716018) isn't nearly as, um, suggestive, as the headline.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: sohmdaddy on May 28, 2011, 11:56:53 am
Ultimate Dog Tease (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGeKSiCQkPw#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on May 29, 2011, 08:49:27 pm
I dunno whether to fear... or to cherish...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5KfHEoZDKI#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5KfHEoZDKI#ws)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: LouisCQ1971 on May 29, 2011, 10:56:51 pm
Yeah, um there's a minute and 30 seconds I'm never gonna get back. :scrutiny
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Evil Jim on May 30, 2011, 03:53:20 pm
(http://humorpix.com/images/faf1268fb6a8acbe76be36f809101e61/Michael_Jordan_is_So_Rich0-size-600x0.jpg)


Jim
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Thernlund on May 30, 2011, 04:15:22 pm
Wow.  That's WAY out of date.  The Federal 401(k) cap is $16,500.  Hasn't been $9500 since '97.


-T.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Evil Jim on May 30, 2011, 04:24:08 pm
Wow.  That's WAY out of date.  The Federal 401(k) cap is $16,500.  Hasn't been $9500 since '97.


-T.
:neener
You watch movies with guys flying thru the air and traveling thru time... then say it isnt believable due to the fire rate on their SMGs... am I right?

 ;D


Jim
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Thernlund on May 30, 2011, 04:36:20 pm
Rare it is that a truer observation is made.

;)


-T.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Evil Jim on May 30, 2011, 05:40:20 pm
I do it too...
Flying apes, dragons, 2 moons...
I am harping on shots fired without a reload, number of times the getaway car shifts, and the size of the wounds from the weaponry.

(http://i33.tinypic.com/2w5q8f4.jpg)
(http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s224/Tideswell28/Funny/Stinky.gif)


Jim
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Evil Jim on May 31, 2011, 07:30:19 pm
Ummm... NSFW...
http://www.noob.us/entertainment/mr-ghetto-walmart/ (http://www.noob.us/entertainment/mr-ghetto-walmart/)
Yea... NSFW...


Jim
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on June 01, 2011, 01:30:43 am
Ummm... NSFW...
http://www.noob.us/entertainment/mr-ghetto-walmart/ (http://www.noob.us/entertainment/mr-ghetto-walmart/)
Yea... NSFW...


Jim

b-b-b-b-b-bouncy!
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on June 01, 2011, 03:36:18 pm
Prepare for terror unlike any you've beheld.

The Wiggles!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDHSbrPZH4A# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDHSbrPZH4A#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Thernlund on June 01, 2011, 04:57:35 pm
A 2:33 when that thing gets close to the screen I actually backed up.


-T.


EDIT:  This makes more sense...

point your fingers and crank that (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlBlyeVN8wQ#)


Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on June 02, 2011, 01:34:48 am
[Wiggles to Soulja Boy]

:rock: SUPAH-MAN THAT CARP!  SUPAH-MAN THAT CARP! :rock:   :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl

I had to bite my tongue not to laugh my butt off.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Raptor on June 06, 2011, 09:32:43 pm
Re: Old Spice (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xc90UhV6hJA#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on June 07, 2011, 11:58:07 pm
(http://myblogject.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/the-royal-wedding-and-cinderella.jpg)

Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Raptor on June 08, 2011, 12:45:07 am
Most EPIC beer commercial EVER (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNQa5HCUYCQ#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Thernlund on June 08, 2011, 01:43:51 am
(http://myblogject.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/the-royal-wedding-and-cinderella.jpg)

That wasn't weird to me at first.  But the longer I looked at it the stranger it got.


-T.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: MacLean on June 08, 2011, 01:59:14 am
It's actually photoshopped - but it is good.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: DocSouth on June 08, 2011, 10:28:21 am
I know the artist, Abby Soto:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFoNZO8k0vA# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFoNZO8k0vA#)

I don't know which pic was more epic - killing bomb-strapped baby seals, or George Washington cuttin' C'thulhu to sushi.

Here's more of her stuff - in honor of the start of the "War of Northern Aggression."

(http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs29/f/2008/045/7/e/The_South_will_not_rise_again_by_Ellocobruja.jpg)

Go visit her Devart at http://ellocobruja.deviantart.com/ (http://ellocobruja.deviantart.com/)




Nice video. Loved Nick Fury :)

<Edited to Remove my rant against South haters>  :banghead

The Confederate Flag is about Southern Pride and a respect for our heritage, connotations of racism are only applied by the ignorant, on both sides of the Mason-Dixon. The South had and still has many black people who supported being Southern. It's a part of our culture that outsiders can't seem to wrap their heads around. In a lot of small towns back home, you're just as likely to see a black man wearing a flag ball cap as a white man. It's who we are.  :shrug

 She's a talented artist nonetheless. I'm impressed with her work.

And no, I don't have a Confederate flag flying off the back of my truck ;)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on June 08, 2011, 12:13:10 pm
Didn't mean to offend against the Confederate Flag.  It just seemed very timely that day.

Cool Sarah Palin images as recompense.

(http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/images/thumb/a/a3/Red_Sarah.jpg/394px-Red_Sarah.jpg)

(http://x56.xanga.com/6c7f8b23c5235274617188/b218905811.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Evil Jim on June 08, 2011, 12:33:29 pm
The Confederate Flag is about Southern Pride and a respect for our heritage, connotations of racism are only applied by the ignorant, on both sides of the Mason-Dixon. The South had and still has many black people who supported being Southern. It's a part of our culture that outsiders can't seem to wrap their heads around. In a lot of small towns back home, you're just as likely to see a black man wearing a flag ball cap as a white man. It's who we are.  :shrug
Agreed.
When I was just out of high school, I worked with a gentleman of color who had "The Flag" tattooed on his arm.
I have crossed checkered and battle flags on my arm.
It isnt about race at all, it is heritage and "southern pride".
As an aside...
Ga had the battle flag on the state flag for years.
(http://www.netstate.com/states/symb/flags/images/ga_fi.gif)
Dude to protests, it was last used in 2001.
The people voted on a new flag, without the racist history of the flag that was used from 1956-2001.
In the end, the people got what they wanted. A new flag for the state of Ga, that held no reminders to a painful past.
This is the new flag in use since 2003. the people are now happy.
(http://www.netstate.com/states/symb/flags/images/ga_flag_2003.gif)

On a totally unrelated note... this is the official flag of The Confederate States of America.
(http://www.crwflags.com/fotw/images/u/us-csa.gif)

If you were the type to get offended over silly crap... which state flag is more offensive?


Jim
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: DocSouth on June 08, 2011, 09:18:24 pm
Didn't mean to offend against the Confederate Flag.  It just seemed very timely that day.

Cool Sarah Palin images as recompense.

(http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/images/thumb/a/a3/Red_Sarah.jpg/394px-Red_Sarah.jpg)

(http://x56.xanga.com/6c7f8b23c5235274617188/b218905811.jpg)

Lol, not offended by you at all. I have a bit of a sore spot, down here I'm the "Redneck" or "Dumb hick", so I tend to over react, please don't be offended. Like I said, I really appreciate the talent that went into the artwork.

I also appreciate the Sarah Palin images and have deemed them worthy of my attention. The wife has stated she will not be wearing any fur bikinis, even if we do visit Alaska  ;D
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: DocSouth on June 08, 2011, 09:19:46 pm
Agreed.
When I was just out of high school, I worked with a gentleman of color who had "The Flag" tattooed on his arm.
I have crossed checkered and battle flags on my arm.
It isnt about race at all, it is heritage and "southern pride".
As an aside...
Ga had the battle flag on the state flag for years.
(http://www.netstate.com/states/symb/flags/images/ga_fi.gif)
Dude to protests, it was last used in 2001.
The people voted on a new flag, without the racist history of the flag that was used from 1956-2001.
In the end, the people got what they wanted. A new flag for the state of Ga, that held no reminders to a painful past.
This is the new flag in use since 2003. the people are now happy.
(http://www.netstate.com/states/symb/flags/images/ga_flag_2003.gif)

On a totally unrelated note... this is the official flag of The Confederate States of America.
(http://www.crwflags.com/fotw/images/u/us-csa.gif)

If you were the type to get offended over silly crap... which state flag is more offensive?


Jim

Shhh, we're trying to keep it a secret.

Nothing to see here folks, move along, move along.  :whistle
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: mjolnir1964 on June 09, 2011, 09:37:24 pm
Here's a Ninja skill I never knew existed. Who knew? Too ridiculous for anyone to find offensive ( I hope ).



Female Ninja Magic: Vagina Bubbles From Hell (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfYmTJYdeTw#)



-R.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: booksmart on June 09, 2011, 09:50:57 pm
Here's a Ninja skill I never knew existed. Who knew? Too ridiculous for anyone to find offensive ( I hope ).

-R.

A skill any decent pharmacist could defeat...
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: GeorgeHill on June 10, 2011, 02:47:47 am
(http://myblogject.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/the-royal-wedding-and-cinderella.jpg)


Now that's funny right there!
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: GeorgeHill on June 10, 2011, 02:54:08 am
Here's a Ninja skill I never knew existed. Who knew? Too ridiculous for anyone to find offensive ( I hope ).

-R.
He killed a hot chick with a self cleaning hoohah.  Idiot.   :whistle
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Outbreak on June 10, 2011, 12:30:03 pm
(http://myblogject.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/the-royal-wedding-and-cinderella.jpg)

(http://images.myidol.americanidol.com/myidol.americanidol.com/user/nascar_fan/nascar_fans_album/1c08974673426e4dff6bc1254ed7dcf3.jpg?v=201302)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: booksmart on June 10, 2011, 01:00:48 pm
He killed a hot chick with a self cleaning hoohah.  Idiot.   :whistle

To be fair, the character's mannerisms would seem to indicate he would not be interested in the hoo-hah, no matter how hot the hoo-hah were. ;)

Not that there's anything wrong with that...
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: sarge712 on June 10, 2011, 01:44:59 pm
To be fair, the character's mannerisms would seem to indicate he would not be interested in the hoo-hah, no matter how hot the hoo-hah were. ;

Ha I picked up on that too. Those mannerisms transcend language
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Gunnguy on June 10, 2011, 02:06:07 pm
Well he's cleaned up his act now.


 :doh
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Roper1911 on June 10, 2011, 03:00:34 pm
http://www.baconfreak.com/ (http://www.baconfreak.com/)
they have bacon flavored coffee... I'm not sure if this is an abomination, or mans greatest invention....
also, Bacon brittle: http://www.baconfreak.com/brittle.html (http://www.baconfreak.com/brittle.html)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Nightcrawler on June 13, 2011, 12:02:53 am
Correct usage of the phrase, "so to speak".

(http://www.afblues.com/wordpress/comics/2011-06-13.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: booksmart on June 13, 2011, 08:16:43 am
http://www.blackfive.net/main/2009/06/military-motivator-determination.html (http://www.blackfive.net/main/2009/06/military-motivator-determination.html)

Not exactly weird, but I couldn't think of a better place to put it... other'n saved to my desktop.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: sarge712 on June 15, 2011, 06:50:27 pm
I am a huge Charles Bronson fan, huge, but I daresay his career and rep would have been severely dinged had this commercial been aired in the US...

Pre-Death Wish (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CV3gA7hNItY#)

and then for those of you who want a groovy sing-a-long, here's the lyrics to Mandom so you too can swing out as you reign supreme over your very own Mandom!

LOVERS OF THE WORLD - Jerry Wallace (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHeGZXhHBYw#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Outbreak on June 15, 2011, 06:54:25 pm
Correct usage of the phrase, "so to speak".

(http://www.afblues.com/wordpress/comics/2011-06-13.jpg)

I'm glad you post from AFBlues here every once in a while. I like it, but I never remember to read it.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: JesseL on June 15, 2011, 07:00:13 pm
I am a huge Charles Bronson fan, huge, but I daresay his career and rep would have been severely dinged had this commercial been aired in the US...

That's just... I don't even...

Wow.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: HMPlatinum on June 15, 2011, 10:22:24 pm
Favorite beer...commercial
It's A Big Ad. Carlton Draught Epic Beer Commercial (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqmLuevOPQk#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on June 16, 2011, 01:49:06 pm
 :facepalm The shame I feel over laughing at this pun must be shared.


(http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/memes-i-tried-having-phone-sex-now-i-have-hearing-aids.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Thernlund on June 16, 2011, 01:55:48 pm
::)  :facepalm


-T.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on June 16, 2011, 02:03:24 pm
Poor Lebron James... not
(http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/koma-comic-strip-yo-lebron-you-got-change.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on June 16, 2011, 02:31:36 pm
For Thernlund.

(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/demotivational-posters-who-got-the-entire-female-population-of-omacron-theta-pregnant.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Thernlund on June 16, 2011, 03:35:33 pm
What does everyone always leave the first "N" out of my name?


-T.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Mutant Musket on June 16, 2011, 03:41:54 pm
What does everyone always leave the first "N" out of my name?


-T.

Most people are just very reluctant to use the "N" word.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on June 16, 2011, 04:02:05 pm
'Cuz it didn't look right... :p
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: booksmart on June 16, 2011, 04:35:50 pm
http://www.youtube.com/user/hickok45#p/u/25/J6zffrb4CiQ (http://www.youtube.com/user/hickok45#p/u/25/J6zffrb4CiQ)

FPSRussia vs. Hickok45

WARNING: A LOT OF VERY LOUD STUFF HAPPENING IN THE BACKGROUND!!!
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Outbreak on June 16, 2011, 05:09:10 pm
NSFW. Samuel L. Jackson reading a bedtime story.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: stephendutton on June 17, 2011, 04:45:52 am
If its bedtime stories you're after, try this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vNk4K3YaIc (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vNk4K3YaIc)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: LouisCQ1971 on June 17, 2011, 02:56:06 pm
Umm, OUCH!

http://www.noob.us/humor/flash-bang-to-the-balls/ (http://www.noob.us/humor/flash-bang-to-the-balls/)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: LouisCQ1971 on June 17, 2011, 02:56:49 pm
Identity Disorder

Cat gets caught barking by a human and resumes meowing (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aP3gzee1cps#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on June 19, 2011, 01:23:56 am
Robocop and Unicorn and Walken building Optimus Prime step aside.

(http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2011/168/2/8/they_fear_him_by_fiendish_art-d3j59vk.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on June 20, 2011, 12:06:54 am
And the ladies scream, "Hell Yeah!"

(http://chzheroes.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/superheroes-batman-superman-and-the-ladies-scream-hell-yea.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on June 20, 2011, 12:09:22 am
(http://chzheroes.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/superheroes-batman-superman-the-batmayor-offers-us-hope-and-vengance.jpg)

Batty Horror Pitchur Show?

(http://chzheroes.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/superheroes-batman-superman-sweet-bat-vestite-from-batslvania.jpg)

Joker as Riff Raff = inspiration.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Feud on June 20, 2011, 10:37:14 am
A little bit of NSFW language in the first one.

original mattress fall (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGelfTwJWPI#)

Frankie and Johnny's Furniture: See the Special Man (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XI7jC57GuZM#)

Curtsey of Boing Boing.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: JesseL on June 20, 2011, 01:03:46 pm
Curtsey of Boing Boing.


 ???

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/3f/William-Adolphe_Bouguereau_%281825-1905%29_-_The_Curtsey_%281898%29.jpg/200px-William-Adolphe_Bouguereau_%281825-1905%29_-_The_Curtsey_%281898%29.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: GeorgeHill on June 20, 2011, 04:13:01 pm

 ???

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/3f/William-Adolphe_Bouguereau_%281825-1905%29_-_The_Curtsey_%281898%29.jpg/200px-William-Adolphe_Bouguereau_%281825-1905%29_-_The_Curtsey_%281898%29.jpg)
William Bouguereau?
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on June 20, 2011, 05:02:59 pm
George is right... but only because I clicked "properties."  "The Courtsey" by William Bouguereau.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Feud on June 20, 2011, 07:06:00 pm
Boing Boing (http://boingboing.net/)

It's kind of a mish mash of stuff.  Some of it is obnoxiously hipster, other stuff is pretty cool DIY projects and science stuff.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: JesseL on June 20, 2011, 07:11:24 pm
I guess the misspelling of 'courtesy (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/courtesy)' as 'curtsey (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/curtsy)' just went right past everyone but me.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Thernlund on June 20, 2011, 09:31:07 pm
I knew what you were saying.


-T.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Khorne on June 20, 2011, 10:09:16 pm
I got it.  Heck, I love that artist.  I modyfied one of his paintings to use as my cover for "Shattered Lands."  I'm down with the old skool wayz.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on June 21, 2011, 12:09:58 pm
I guess the misspelling of 'courtesy (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/courtesy)' as 'curtsey (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/curtsy)' just went right past everyone but me.

I'm on deadline - I can't be expected to correct other peoples' spelling!   :bash
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Outbreak on June 21, 2011, 02:28:12 pm
"Nobody Canna Cross It" Twanging (Refix Video) - Dj Powa (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hknVoAoyy-k#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Thernlund on June 21, 2011, 02:35:52 pm
Before I watched that I was rolling my eyes.  "Oh lordy... another autotune vid."

Glad I did watch it.  That was actually pretty creative.


-T.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Thernlund on June 21, 2011, 05:08:02 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9lquok4Pdk#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9lquok4Pdk#ws)


-T.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: ksuguy on June 22, 2011, 08:55:28 am
Yeah!  We're #1!  We're #1!
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Raptor on June 22, 2011, 05:16:41 pm
Puppets sing Bohemian Rhapsody (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QemwyNJjUxw#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Feud on June 23, 2011, 08:20:44 pm
Japan's made to order pop star:

AKB48 - Making of Eguchi Aimi ???? HD (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIpYpRobez4#ws)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Gunnguy on June 23, 2011, 09:16:25 pm
 :eh
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Khorne on June 23, 2011, 09:20:57 pm
Japan's made to order pop star:

AKB48 - Making of Eguchi Aimi ???? HD (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIpYpRobez4#ws)
Do they make that to go?
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on June 23, 2011, 09:34:52 pm
Do they make that to go?

You can take FrankenIdol girl.  I love the one with the bangs and pigtails.  She's perfect as is.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Raptor on June 24, 2011, 07:05:15 pm
How to avoid getting hit by a train (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eW5yWUKDMpg#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: LouisCQ1971 on June 24, 2011, 07:12:24 pm
Totally awesome! :clap
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: TommyGunn on June 24, 2011, 07:53:48 pm
 :scrutiny  Greenscreen nonsense.  I wanted to see the collision! >:D
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Mamba1-0 on June 24, 2011, 08:19:24 pm
(http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc85/Mamba1-0/krakenrumbig.png) :clap
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Mamba1-0 on June 24, 2011, 08:39:53 pm
That's just... I don't even...

Wow.


Yeah.  :facepalm
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Khorne on June 26, 2011, 11:16:21 am
Epic rap battles of history.  There's a whole series of them.  Ben Franklin vs. Billy Mays.  Einstien vs Stephen Hawkings,  Justin Bieber vs Beethoven.
Warning, harsh language.
Sarah Palin VS Lady Gaga - Epic Rap Battles of History 4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhTd4_Ids80#ws)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: sarge712 on June 26, 2011, 11:48:41 am
Hahahaha that was a pretty good John McCain!
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: mwcoleburn on June 26, 2011, 12:31:20 pm
Einstien vs Hawkins is the best, followed by Napoleon vs Napoleon (dynamite vs Bonaparte)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Khorne on June 27, 2011, 11:31:09 am
I love how they got a guy to play Lady Gaga.
Not really weird, but I don't think any Internet discussion is complete without this:
Where the Hell is Matt? (2008) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlfKdbWwruY#ws)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Thernlund on June 27, 2011, 12:28:02 pm
WoooOOOOWWwww...

The Amazing 'Racist' At A Mosque (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=joMffCDjyEI#)

The Amazing Racist - Ari nearly gets killed LOL! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-MBlxrVeP8#)


:facepalm


-T.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: GeorgeHill on June 27, 2011, 08:15:50 pm
He crossed the line when he went into a place of worship with the purpose of disrupting people and causing a stir.  That's not comedy, that's asinine.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Thernlund on June 27, 2011, 08:24:31 pm
Yup.  I facepalmed the entire time.

What an ass.


-T.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Roper1911 on June 27, 2011, 09:44:59 pm
that guy needs to be backhanded. hard.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: ShiWei on June 27, 2011, 11:49:26 pm
(http://)

(http://)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: CameronS on June 28, 2011, 09:42:28 am
Wow. What a jerkoff. ::)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: stephendutton on June 29, 2011, 02:02:02 pm
Japan's made to order pop star:

AKB48 - Making of Eguchi Aimi ???? HD (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIpYpRobez4#ws)

I think I'd rather see this act:

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-xul8p4rcztw/Ta33isX-sGI/AAAAAAAAEpE/VWrnC8tniBs/s1600/FrakkinToasters.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Gunnguy on June 29, 2011, 10:26:18 pm
Wow. What a jerkoff. ::)

I believe he was trying to show how intolerant people are to people they don't necessarily get along with. I found it amusing and somewhat "Asinine" that he didn't get killed in Watts asking for premium gas for his fire!
But I did see his point he was trying to get at. NOT the way I would have done it, but those artsy-fartsie, film college kids gotta have something to do with their time.

 :doh
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Gunnguy on June 29, 2011, 10:28:01 pm
(http://)

(http://)

Terrorists drink plenty, don't let their Sharia fool you.



Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: sarge712 on June 29, 2011, 10:36:38 pm
Terrorists drink plenty, don't let their Sharia fool you.


Correct. Most of the 9/11 murderers spent the days just prior to the attack on a drinking and whoring spree. The Koran and certain mullahs make special allowances during "war"...and some just plain aren't devout in the first place.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Raptor on June 29, 2011, 11:34:28 pm
My Little Serenity (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-P3HHpf-fZY#ws)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on June 29, 2011, 11:37:16 pm
...and some just plain aren't devout in the first place.

If they were devout, and knew their religion beyond an only 200 year old sect's cultist efforts to twist the original Koran, they wouldn't be mass murderers.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Outbreak on June 30, 2011, 05:03:14 pm
If they were devout, and knew their religion beyond an only 200 year old sect's cultist efforts to twist the original Koran, they wouldn't be mass murderers.

We are not starting this discussion in this thread.[/mod hat]

Now bring on more Wierdness!
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Raptor on June 30, 2011, 05:37:36 pm
Don't ask how I found 'em, just watch:

My Little Serenity (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-P3HHpf-fZY#ws)

Batmare Begins (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hWzqVvx3Wg#ws)

No Country For Old Ponies (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ucvUlmGcqM#ws)

Inglourious Ponies (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bxAyP6uJ4k#ws)

Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: ShiWei on June 30, 2011, 05:48:29 pm
Terrorists drink plenty, don't let their Sharia fool you.




I don't want to talk about terrorists, I'm just pro beer.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Roper1911 on July 01, 2011, 01:26:30 pm
(http://cdn5.thefirearmsblog.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/choose_weapon_06_30_11_920_71-tm-tfb.jpg)
http://www.thefirearmblog.com/blog/2011/07/01/real-of-fake/ (http://www.thefirearmblog.com/blog/2011/07/01/real-of-fake/)
What. On. Earth.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on July 01, 2011, 02:07:55 pm
http://www.thefirearmblog.com/blog/2011/07/01/real-of-fake/ (http://www.thefirearmblog.com/blog/2011/07/01/real-of-fake/)
What. On. Earth.

It's a flash-bang... with thirty pieces of shrapnel.  Stick a quarter in the trigger guard and toss it.   >:D
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Thernlund on July 01, 2011, 03:54:42 pm
CONTRACEPTION (INCEPTION PARODY) By Bath Boys Comedy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyK5V4lM-Kk#ws)

GIVE HIM THE KICK!!


-T.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Feud on July 01, 2011, 05:59:00 pm
The Creep (feat. Nicki Minaj & John Waters) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLPZmPaHme0#noexternalembed-ws)

T-Rex arms...  :rotfl
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Outbreak on July 01, 2011, 07:43:30 pm
The Creep (feat. Nicki Minaj & John Waters) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLPZmPaHme0#noexternalembed-ws)

T-Rex arms...  :rotfl

Get your knees flexin and your arms T-rexin, do the creep! :rotfl
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Raptor on July 01, 2011, 10:04:33 pm
(http://cheezfailbooking.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/funny-facebook-fails-dirty-harry-potter.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Roper1911 on July 01, 2011, 11:39:18 pm
I'd say that was one of my notes, (taken from EDNDO, originator Whind Soull) But I dont own a Ipad.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on July 02, 2011, 01:40:40 am
For the Wire fans... Ronald Davis rippin' on Omar.

CEDAR RAPIDS: Ronald vs. Omar from the Wire (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHPZ7QWPI8U#) (nsfw language, so no live embed).
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: JKimball on July 02, 2011, 02:48:13 am
(http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/79000/DIRTY-HARRY-POTTER--79284.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on July 02, 2011, 12:43:37 pm
Nice blend of 70's Eastwood hair onto Radcliffe!
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Feud on July 02, 2011, 01:52:19 pm
If you played Starfox 64, this will make sense:

Star Fox: Space Oddity (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztRBs3riPsA#ws)

If you can survive the first minute, it picks up.  ;)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on July 02, 2011, 08:20:33 pm
I dunno, I lol'd at Falco at the nude chicks club.   :D
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Outbreak on July 03, 2011, 09:43:26 am
That was awesome!
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: sarge712 on July 05, 2011, 01:54:49 am
Football Cops Trailer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-znHzHafMlQ#ws)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: LouisCQ1971 on July 05, 2011, 12:11:02 pm
How did I miss that? LMAO :clap
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: sarge712 on July 05, 2011, 01:40:00 pm
How'd you like those Safariland 6000 pigskin holsters?
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: LouisCQ1971 on July 05, 2011, 05:17:36 pm
I think my favorite part was the football embedded in the guy' chest, ;D I spewed coffee.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Raptor on July 05, 2011, 06:24:20 pm
 :rotfl

I... can't... breathe!

Thanks a ton, Sarge. After today, I really needed to laugh that hard.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: sarge712 on July 05, 2011, 08:24:36 pm
:rotfl

I... can't... breathe!

Thanks a ton, Sarge. After today, I really needed to laugh that hard.

You're welcome. Part of my calling
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: LouisCQ1971 on July 06, 2011, 04:50:56 pm
And now for something completely different.......


(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-3TLvbMqRrhI/Tc1nwooKSlI/AAAAAAAACyQ/mkFbkThUDXw/s1600/kkk_diversity.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Roper1911 on July 06, 2011, 06:04:53 pm
(http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/5089/propposterterrorist.png) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/171/propposterterrorist.png/)

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this is what happens when I'm bored.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on July 06, 2011, 08:53:52 pm
Be bored more often! ^_^
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Roper1911 on July 06, 2011, 09:57:29 pm
well, usually my boredom yields stuff like:
(http://img842.imageshack.us/img842/6525/ohnoes.png) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/842/ohnoes.png/)

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(http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/6366/deswrwcw.png) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/90/deswrwcw.png/)

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(http://img818.imageshack.us/img818/3427/svnpb.png) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/818/svnpb.png/)

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(http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/7916/newbitmapimage2zn.png) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/21/newbitmapimage2zn.png/)

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and
(http://img834.imageshack.us/img834/5547/switchbladepizza.jpg) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/834/switchbladepizza.jpg/)

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Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on July 07, 2011, 01:04:12 am
Gold stuff, man. 

"If you seek certainty, prepare for war?"
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Roper1911 on July 07, 2011, 10:13:12 am
worst typo ever? LOLS, i was writing that from memory and memory failed. Its supposed to be 'Si Vis Pax[or paceum] Para Bellum.
or Si vis Nam Pax, Para pro Bellum both mean basically the same thing.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Mamba1-0 on July 07, 2011, 07:28:39 pm
Have a stack o' pancakes.....................

Try doing this with your pancakes (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XE4aRTXGN0s#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Feud on July 07, 2011, 08:28:57 pm
Ed Miliband These Strikes Are Wrong (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZtVm8wtyFI#ws)

Just so we're clear:

These strikes are wrong, they're reckless while negotiations are still going on, and everyone needs to get around the table and put aside the rhetoric.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on July 07, 2011, 09:31:43 pm
Wrong Strike (killed too many good shows, damn them)
(http://daily.swarthmore.edu/static/uploads/the-wga-strike-and-you/rt_strike_071106_ms.jpg)

Epic Strikes
(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l9452wt7Jd1qdol8e.png)
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_HMYGHd20BH4/TVIwqfAE0oI/AAAAAAAAABE/RBOh0V8luCY/s1600/nut_shot4.jpg)
(http://burrowpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/epic-flail.jpg)
(http://www.allbrucelee.com/poster/awesome1.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on July 07, 2011, 09:41:13 pm
Tonight's topic on Rachel Maddow...

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BjW1avGcuos/TJy8HQeJ0bI/AAAAAAAACpc/oen1qHGNHvs/s1600/automotivator.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Thernlund on July 07, 2011, 09:51:41 pm
Ed Miliband These Strikes Are Wrong (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZtVm8wtyFI#ws)

Just so we're clear:

These strikes are wrong, they're reckless while negotiations are still going on, and everyone needs to get around the table and put aside the rhetoric.

Wow.  That was something.  I didn't think he actually could do it, but lo and behold...


-T.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Feud on July 10, 2011, 07:15:21 pm
Ape With AK-47 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhxqIITtTtU#ws)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Chief45 on July 10, 2011, 07:51:45 pm
Trunk Monkey Compilation (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8avOiTUcD4Y#)

Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: TommyGunn on July 10, 2011, 08:09:04 pm
Ape With AK-47

Saw that on another forum.  The ape was the smartest two legged critter there..... :facepalm :doh
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: ksuguy on July 10, 2011, 09:41:31 pm
I think I know which forum you are talking about.   Used to be my main hangout, but I sort of drifted away.   I don't like what the place has become during the past couple of years.   
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on July 10, 2011, 09:54:24 pm
20th Century Fox?  Ape with AK?  *sniff* smells like viral video for Rise of the Planet of the Apes!

Which is cool.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: coyotesfan97 on July 10, 2011, 10:06:03 pm
Good one Chief!  :clap. I love the trunk monkey.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Feud on July 10, 2011, 11:05:11 pm
20th Century Fox?  Ape with AK?  *sniff* smells like viral video for Rise of the Planet of the Apes!

Which is cool.

It is, the video host links to a PotA user.  ;)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Outbreak on July 11, 2011, 12:27:19 am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaqC5FnvAEc (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaqC5FnvAEc)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Raptor on July 11, 2011, 08:39:01 am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6mZvsWHs4M (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6mZvsWHs4M)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: sarge712 on July 11, 2011, 10:58:21 am
Bohemian Rhapsody is one of my all time favorites. I love Freddy Mercury's music...and I draw the line there.

Okay then. You only think this next one is weird from the gitgo. Wait til you get to around 2:10...

Queen - I Want To Break Free (High Quality) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eM8Ss28zjcE#ws)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Thernlund on July 11, 2011, 06:25:13 pm
Virgin Zoidberg...

(http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/files/2011/07/VirginZoidberg.jpg)


-T.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Gunnguy on July 11, 2011, 07:16:26 pm
Virgin Zoidberg...

(http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/files/2011/07/VirginZoidberg.jpg)


-T.
:facepalm :facepalm
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Evil Jim on July 12, 2011, 05:54:34 pm
Shatner Raps! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yerCiByca4#)


Jim
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Evil Jim on July 13, 2011, 02:32:14 am
I think I have seen the end of the internet...
And it is AWESOME!
Viva Vox Choir - Du hast (a cappella) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EOSDOA0tCs#)


Jim
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Harm on July 13, 2011, 03:30:18 am
(http://cheezfailbooking.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/funny-facebook-fails-dirty-harry-potter.jpg)

Watched a cartoon the other day Wizards by the cat who directed The Hobbit cartoon.  The scenario the potter farce describes - accurately described the ending. 
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Chrissmitty820 on July 13, 2011, 10:46:32 am
From Sarge-
  "Okay then. You only think this next one is weird from the gitgo. Wait til you get to around 2:10..."



W.

T.

F?!!?
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: sarge712 on July 13, 2011, 10:56:59 am
From Sarge-
  "Okay then. You only think this next one is weird from the gitgo. Wait til you get to around 2:10..."



W.

T.

F?!!?

To quote my teens:

"I knooow, right?"
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Thernlund on July 13, 2011, 11:26:15 am
Watched a cartoon the other day Wizards by the cat who directed The Hobbit cartoon.  The scenario the potter farce describes - accurately described the ending. 

Avatar vs. Black Wolf (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cZqRzHnI8s#)

One of my all-time favorite movies.


-T.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Khorne on July 13, 2011, 11:35:01 am
They've killed Fritz! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujQ-nMc0WGE#)
Also from Wizards.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Khorne on July 13, 2011, 11:43:44 am
From a crack induced cartoon.  The absurdity of Aqua Teen Hunger Force, but family friendly.
"The Morrow Is a Bird" - Adventure Time (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74-5GmI4ZfA#ws)
Funniest Moment Ever in Adventure Time (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2TJGmlqYzs#)
Adventure Time - You're Beautiful Girl (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUbt-XClX0Y#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: sarge712 on July 13, 2011, 12:19:42 pm
From a crack induced cartoon. 

Eh, more like 'shroom induced. As my wife says, "That thing's an acid trip." I don't even want to know how she knows that...

My kids and I love "Adventure Time." Monday nights at 8pm, everything stops dead in the water 'til its over.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Evil Jim on July 13, 2011, 12:27:59 pm
Once it gets going... I am pretty impressed.
Van Canto - Battery (Metallica Cover) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9LaB9dq4Rw#noexternalembed)
Watch for the guitar solo...  :hide


Jim
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Thernlund on July 13, 2011, 12:58:13 pm
^^^^ That's going straight on to Facebook.


-T.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Thernlund on July 13, 2011, 01:30:58 pm
A Cappella makes just about any song cool...

Viva Vox Choir - Africa (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aOSAUMSJfE#)


-T.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Harm on July 13, 2011, 01:36:02 pm
Once it gets going... I am pretty impressed.
Van Canto - Battery (Metallica Cover) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9LaB9dq4Rw#noexternalembed)
Watch for the guitar solo...  :hide


Jim

Awesome
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Plebian on July 13, 2011, 02:53:36 pm
Here Comes Dr. Tran! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FO0kRE5OTZI#)

Dr. Tran
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: LouisCQ1971 on July 13, 2011, 06:10:58 pm
I think I have seen the end of the internet...
And it is AWESOME!
Viva Vox Choir - Du hast (a cappella) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EOSDOA0tCs#)


Jim


 :rock :bowdown
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Chief45 on July 14, 2011, 11:00:18 am
ok,  warning,  this is rather long, but this is an example of some of the crud I get in my inbox some days.   I'll actually post this with the Spoiler feature.   Posted without edits, as received,  and I have no idea who this person is.      :facepalm

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: booksmart on July 14, 2011, 11:12:21 am
ok,  warning,  this is rather long, but this is an example of some of the crud I get in my inbox some days.   I'll actually post this with the Spoiler feature.   Posted without edits, as received,  and I have no idea who this person is.      :facepalm

Duuuude... you need to frame those and start a gallery... that person's so far 'round the bend they're orbiting...
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: GeorgeHill on July 14, 2011, 07:44:36 pm

One of my all-time favorite movies.


-T.
Elinore is still one of the hottest cartoon babes.   
 :eh
 :hide
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on July 14, 2011, 08:04:46 pm
Elinore is still one of the hottest cartoon babes.   
 :eh
 :hide

Ain't no dang way to post a SFW pic of her here...  :o
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Thernlund on July 14, 2011, 08:29:32 pm
Bah.

The three hottest woman in cartoons...

The aforementioned Elinor...

(http://images3.blu-ray.com/reviews/2954_4.jpg)


Faye Valentine...

(http://hollywoodhatesme.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/faye_valentine.jpg)


Dr. Girlfriend...

(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgw7yrSNXk1qg8cxu.png)


-T.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on July 14, 2011, 08:41:39 pm
You, T, have excellent taste in animated womenfolk. 
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: sarge712 on July 14, 2011, 09:19:49 pm
Speaking of cartoon chicks. Ending is great.

STALKIN' YOUR MOM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmMmuf5p0W4#ws)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Feud on July 14, 2011, 10:04:16 pm
And now, here's a little Cave Johnson:

Cave Johnson Lemons (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8ufRnf2Exc#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: GeorgeHill on July 14, 2011, 10:45:52 pm
The three hottest woman in cartoons...

The aforementioned Elinor...

(http://images3.blu-ray.com/reviews/2954_4.jpg)


Faye Valentine...

(http://hollywoodhatesme.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/faye_valentine.jpg)


Chel from Road to Eldorado

(http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lifmfrg6l51qb735zo1_400.jpg)

And Lana from Archer
(http://www.babarshouse.com/@Archer/Images/charpics/lana.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Langenator on July 15, 2011, 02:34:09 pm
You guys all seem to be forgetting...

(http://www.virginmedia.com/images/crushes-jessicarabbit-590.jpg)

Jessica Rabbit
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on July 15, 2011, 02:38:34 pm
I'm surprised T didn't mention Leela...

(http://www.mamapop.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/futurama-leela.jpg)
(http://www.futurama-madhouse.com.ar/grabs/4acv11/411-42.jpg)

And let's not forget Amy...

(http://www.deviantart.com/download/98603119/Futurama_Amy_Wong___Leela_2_by_oden2.jpg)
(http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/4700000/beach-amy-futurama-4717018-1024-768.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: mjolnir1964 on July 15, 2011, 02:44:28 pm
brings a tear to my eye.....God speed, Mr. Meowmers.....



Medal of Honor Cat (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXRX47L_3yE#ws)



-R.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Thernlund on July 15, 2011, 04:36:22 pm
You guys all seem to be forgetting...

Jessica Rabbit


NOT a fan at all.  I hate Jessica Rabbit.  Really.


I'm surprised T didn't mention Leela...

And let's not forget Amy...

Meh.


-T.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Outbreak on July 16, 2011, 02:10:08 am
I'll take Jessica Rabbit, Lela, Lois Griffin, and Lana Kane, not necessarily in that order. Amy has a chance if I'm drunk.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Khorne on July 16, 2011, 04:01:15 pm
I'll take Re-I from Ergo Proxy
(http://yonihon.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/largeanimepaperscans_ergo-proxy_boogybro_-edit518.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Gunnguy on July 17, 2011, 11:28:12 am
Ms. Chittery...Full Metal Panick...nuff said.

Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: mjolnir1964 on July 17, 2011, 12:42:02 pm
Major Kusanagi from Ghost in the Shell

(http://mimg.ugo.com/201102/5/4/5/172545/cuts/makoto-kusanagi_528x297.jpg)


Kim Possible


(http://images.wikia.com/kimpossible/images/e/ef/Kim-possible-1.jpg)


Pocahontas


(http://images1.fanpop.com/images/photos/2500000/pocahontas-pocahontas-2591157-768-432.jpg)


Foxxy Love


(http://www.buddytv.com/articles/Drawn-Together/images/foxxy-love-5.jpg)



-R.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Outbreak on July 17, 2011, 12:55:23 pm
Major Kusanagi from Ghost in the Shell

I've never met a Major that looked like that.


Quote
Kim Possible

No ass.


Quote
Pocahontas

Meh

Quote
Foxxy Love
:vomit  Not because she's not attractive, but because I've seen the show and know the character.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Raptor on July 17, 2011, 01:01:59 pm
Big Blue Ball Machine (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HZPb7ulu08#ws)


On another note, could the mods please split the "hot cartoon characters" discussion off into another thread? Thanks.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Roper1911 on July 17, 2011, 03:05:09 pm

Troll Massacre (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJACFMc-Rb4#ws)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on July 17, 2011, 11:06:28 pm
Pop a wheelie, plow yer field.

(http://media.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/2914.jpg)

(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/funny-pictures-cat-moon.jpg)

Asian American redneck!  Orangeneck?
(http://media.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/2923.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Feud on July 18, 2011, 12:14:21 am
Pocahontas

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d5/Pedobear.png)

 :neener
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Langenator on July 18, 2011, 01:45:04 pm
I've never met a Major that looked like that.

I recall a couple of Marine Majors in Afghanistan that were smoking...although one was a runner, and the other was a gymnast, so they weren't quite so busty.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: GeorgeHill on July 18, 2011, 04:28:57 pm
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d5/Pedobear.png)

 :neener
Kim Possible you mean.    :facepalm
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Thernlund on July 18, 2011, 04:48:36 pm
Didn't Smith meet Pocahontas when she was around 10 or 12, then she married and had a child with some other guy around 15 or something?


-T.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: sarge712 on July 18, 2011, 05:22:30 pm
Didn't Smith meet Pocahontas when she was around 10 or 12, then she married and had a child with some other guy around 15 or something?


-T.

John Rolf
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Feud on July 18, 2011, 05:39:17 pm
Kim Possible you mean.    :facepalm

Sure, her too.

Really, this whole thread has wandered into the creepy zone.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Thernlund on July 18, 2011, 05:42:03 pm
No it hasn't.  What do you mean?

Weird Japanese Toilet Training Video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xx8JhSkMg0U#)


-T.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Canthros on July 18, 2011, 05:42:35 pm
I've never met a Major that looked like that.
Well, she's had some work done.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Khorne on July 18, 2011, 06:18:14 pm
Well, she's had some work done.
About 90%, right?
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Splodge Of Doom on July 18, 2011, 08:02:02 pm
No it hasn't.  What do you mean?

Weird Japanese Toilet Training Video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xx8JhSkMg0U#)

-T.


??????????????? :panic
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Raptor on July 18, 2011, 08:28:21 pm
(http://iwastesomuchtime.com/img_active/July-14-2011-21-04-21-180802_498981131764_72947896764_6608717_3844468_n.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: GeorgeHill on July 18, 2011, 08:57:02 pm
Well, this thread is all about Strangeness.   And when it comes to that... Japan Wins.  Every time.
Think something is weird - Japan makes it stranger.

Google ????????????????????????? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBRU5-egx5M#ws)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Gunnguy on July 18, 2011, 10:10:44 pm
 :confused
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: HMPlatinum on July 18, 2011, 10:28:46 pm
Coming in a close second is how our government wastes money...whilst running out of same.

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2011/07/18/nih-backed-study-examined-effects-penis-size-in-gay-community (http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2011/07/18/nih-backed-study-examined-effects-penis-size-in-gay-community)

 :facepalm
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Gunnguy on July 18, 2011, 10:47:05 pm
Coming in a close second is how our government wastes money...whilst running out of same.

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2011/07/18/nih-backed-study-examined-effects-penis-size-in-gay-community (http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2011/07/18/nih-backed-study-examined-effects-penis-size-in-gay-community)

 :facepalm

That was a Godzilla facepalm....no doubt about it.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Feud on July 18, 2011, 11:06:48 pm
Coming in a close second is how our government wastes money...whilst running out of same.

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2011/07/18/nih-backed-study-examined-effects-penis-size-in-gay-community (http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2011/07/18/nih-backed-study-examined-effects-penis-size-in-gay-community)

Again, like many of the other "news" articles that uses a sensational headline to juice up a story, this one isn't what it is being presented as.

The money (in 2006) was awarded by NIH as part of research efforts to two HIV/AIDS prevention efforts, who had already conducted the research.  The money was used to help write up and analyze the data, not conduct the study.

As for the study itself, Fox used a sensational headline, then at the very bottom mentioned that the point of the study was to determine how it impacted the spread of diseases.  Cause, you know, with many STD rates in America climbing, figuring out how to minimize their spread might be one of those important things to do. 

The worthwhile point of the article?  This quote calling them on the carpet:

Quote
"To suggest that 9.4 million dollars was spent to study penis sizes is factually inaccurate and simply designed to create news,"
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Gunnguy on July 18, 2011, 11:27:08 pm
Still a Godzilla Facepalm.
They know how the diseases spread. They know how to avoid diseases and stop the spread.
Buuuuuutttttttt....a few choose not to do so and thus the diseases still go on.
Lifestyle, carelessness, and stupidity do people in.
Regardless of (Insert ever so precious description of circumstance here).
 

Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Khorne on July 18, 2011, 11:31:11 pm
Frankly, I don't care.  Get back to internet tom foolery or take the conversation elsewhere.  I'm bored.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Feud on July 18, 2011, 11:33:57 pm
And now, without further ado, a fat cat on a water treadmill:

 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWxS9MNo4jA#)

Honestly, I feel kinda bad for the cat.  It's just a cat, and now it's fat, and needs to lose weight...
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Outbreak on July 19, 2011, 12:08:23 am
I recall a couple of Marine Majors in Afghanistan that were smoking...although one was a runner, and the other was a gymnast, so they weren't quite so busty.

Yeah, but you were in the desert when you saw them. Fog of War, Desert Goggles, Middle East Fever, etc. applies. They may have been desert hot, and I've seen plenty of females of all ranks who were desert hot. Get stateside for a month and you wouldn't go near them.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on July 19, 2011, 01:26:10 am
Frankly, I don't care.  Get back to internet tom foolery or take the conversation elsewhere.  I'm bored.

(http://files.redux.com/images/46bfd0ef710cb088c2e9db8fbc64af87/raw)

Godzilla facepalm.  Too oft mention, not enough showed!
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: mjolnir1964 on July 19, 2011, 01:53:42 am
well if a Godzilla facepalm isn't enough....there's always this:


(http://www.citadelsaber.co.uk/img,638.jpg)



-R.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Harm on July 19, 2011, 02:32:16 am
Holy crap... did you guys seriously derail the randomness that is the internet weirdness thread?  WTF?

THAT - deserves the Godzilla Facepalm.  Or the Captain Picard.  Or the double trek.  Jeez.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: sarge712 on July 19, 2011, 09:04:53 am
I'm a huge Bronson fan and I love these:

The Simpsons- Bronson, Missouri (English) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOJ1vmjffyc#)

To Fix Emmet (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7X1apt6zOa8#)

"No dice" and "Dis ain't ovah" are worn out at my home.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: JesseL on July 19, 2011, 11:16:30 am
(http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/8/2011/07/statpreg.jpg)

http://io9.com/5822137/visit-rome-see-the-statue-of-superman-and-batmans-foreplay (http://io9.com/5822137/visit-rome-see-the-statue-of-superman-and-batmans-foreplay)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Feud on July 19, 2011, 12:55:36 pm
That reminds me of the Superman + pregnant Batman picture:

(http://fastcache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/8/2010/06/5841.jpg)

http://io9.com/5560748/batmans-made-up-his-mind-hes-keeping-supermans-baby (http://io9.com/5560748/batmans-made-up-his-mind-hes-keeping-supermans-baby)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: mjolnir1964 on July 19, 2011, 01:22:23 pm
Speaking of Superheros.....



(http://demotivate.me/mediafiles/full/4162010103910AM_634033882067566555-superheroes.jpg)


-R.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Thernlund on July 19, 2011, 01:33:23 pm
STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT!!!!!


-T.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: GeorgeHill on July 19, 2011, 01:36:59 pm
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3701059/History-made-as-nipple-is-found-on-foot.html (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3701059/History-made-as-nipple-is-found-on-foot.html)
If you had a foot fetish... this is like porn...
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: sarge712 on July 19, 2011, 02:41:49 pm
Ahhhhhh. I'm so glad to see my favorite thread is back on track.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Khorne on July 19, 2011, 03:00:27 pm
Ahhhhhh. I'm so glad to see my favorite thread is back on track.
I had to put my modatorial foot down.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Outbreak on July 19, 2011, 05:14:58 pm
I had to put my modatorial foot down.
Good call. A Moderate foot wouldn't have much impact.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Outbreak on July 19, 2011, 06:17:59 pm
My two favorite web series' combined! Mildly NSFW and don't ruin the epicness with critiquing muzzle or trigger discipline. We all saw it.

Russian Meal Time - Epic Meal Time (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMyPD1VKk60#ws)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: HMPlatinum on July 19, 2011, 08:06:03 pm
Good call. A Moderate foot wouldn't have much impact.

Or a foot with a nipple.

<shudder>
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on July 19, 2011, 10:07:34 pm
My two favorite web series' combined! Mildly NSFW and don't ruin the epicness with critiquing muzzle or trigger discipline. We all saw it.

The Bacon of Pistols!
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Splodge Of Doom on July 19, 2011, 11:53:13 pm
Bet cleaning that pistol afterwards was fun!
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: TommyGunn on July 20, 2011, 12:30:12 pm
Furball time. ;D
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Mamba1-0 on July 20, 2011, 02:49:57 pm
Holy crap... did you guys seriously derail the randomness that is the internet weirdness thread?  WTF?

THAT - deserves the Godzilla Facepalm.  Or the Captain Picard.  Or the double trek.  Jeez.

Or................
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Khorne on July 20, 2011, 02:59:32 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
[/quote]
Oh man, I've never seen that before.  I was literally laughing out loud.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: GeorgeHill on July 21, 2011, 12:45:26 am
So very funny and totally not safe for work, but you don't actually see anything...
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: JesseL on July 21, 2011, 12:50:20 am
 :rotfl

Of course my first second fifth thought was that as cold as Guinness likes to be served that's got to be uncomfortable.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on July 21, 2011, 01:08:55 am
Kudos to her balance... or boo to the friend or two who just can't... ahem...

Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Feud on July 21, 2011, 08:57:48 am
And now for a little Wilhelm:

The Wilhelm Scream Compilation (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdbYsoEasio#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Thernlund on July 21, 2011, 01:15:32 pm
(http://www.hodinkee.com/storage/thumbnails/2431710-13301177-thumbnail.jpg)

http://www.hodinkee.com/blog/2011/7/21/guy-gets-dumbest-tattoo-ever-a-diamond-dial-rolex-you-cant-t.html (http://www.hodinkee.com/blog/2011/7/21/guy-gets-dumbest-tattoo-ever-a-diamond-dial-rolex-you-cant-t.html)


-T.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: JesseL on July 21, 2011, 01:25:16 pm
That's pretty dumb, but I don't think it's in the same league as Mr. Cool Ice.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: HMPlatinum on July 21, 2011, 04:50:01 pm
So very funny and totally not safe for work, but you don't actually see anything...
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Wow.  Just...wow.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: booksmart on July 21, 2011, 05:13:56 pm
Wow.  Just...wow.

Gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "Don't try this at home..."

Also, "Hold my beer"...
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: stephendutton on July 22, 2011, 04:42:41 am
(http://www.hodinkee.com/storage/thumbnails/2431710-13301177-thumbnail.jpg)

http://www.hodinkee.com/blog/2011/7/21/guy-gets-dumbest-tattoo-ever-a-diamond-dial-rolex-you-cant-t.html (http://www.hodinkee.com/blog/2011/7/21/guy-gets-dumbest-tattoo-ever-a-diamond-dial-rolex-you-cant-t.html)


-T.

At least its right twice a day.
 :hide
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Thernlund on July 22, 2011, 08:50:25 pm
Dear America... | David Mitchell's SoapBox (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=om7O0MFkmpw#ws)


-T.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: HMPlatinum on July 22, 2011, 08:53:20 pm
Also, "Hold my beer"...

I thought that's what the beehive hairdo was for.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: sohmdaddy on July 23, 2011, 01:31:31 am
Holy Robin Compilation! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85LUuF6ZXaU#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Langenator on July 23, 2011, 10:28:28 am
Yeah, but you were in the desert when you saw them. Fog of War, Desert Goggles, Middle East Fever, etc. applies. They may have been desert hot, and I've seen plenty of females of all ranks who were desert hot. Get stateside for a month and you wouldn't go near them.

Well, I spent most of my time at various HQs in Kabul, so I wasn't nearly as deprived as the boys at COP BFE...hell, in the summer, plenty of the NATO females at HQ ISAF sun bathe in bikinis...

But the top two were the Navy rating who worked for AFN at USFOR-A, and the Aussie Navy JAG officer (Lt Cdr) who missed her calling as a model.  Hotness, brains and Aussie accent...
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: mwcoleburn on July 23, 2011, 10:47:40 am
Well, I spent most of my time at various HQs in Kabul, so I wasn't nearly as deprived as the boys at COP BFE...hell, in the summer, plenty of the NATO females at HQ ISAF sun bathe in bikinis...

But the top two were the Navy rating who worked for AFN at USFOR-A, and the Aussie Navy JAG officer (Lt Cdr) who missed her calling as a model.  Hotness, brains and Aussie accent...

Yeah the Aussy miltary, I think I missed my calling.

www.wired.com/dangerroom/2007/09/australian-navy (http://www.wired.com/dangerroom/2007/09/australian-navy)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Harm on July 23, 2011, 07:47:02 pm
Dear America... | David Mitchell's SoapBox (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=om7O0MFkmpw#ws)


-T.

Hold Down the Fort   :rotfl
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Nightcrawler on July 24, 2011, 01:49:57 am
(http://i.imgur.com/DYKCy.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: mwcoleburn on July 24, 2011, 02:11:59 am
I do believe that is the first time I have seen a Marine look like he wants to deck the president
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Feud on July 24, 2011, 02:13:27 am
Sesame Street breaks it down (http://vimeo.com/26570444) from Wonderful Creative (http://vimeo.com/wonderfulca)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Nightcrawler on July 24, 2011, 02:28:38 am
The 100 Cheesiest Movie Quotes of All Time (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTiAS7cdsYc#ws)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: sohmdaddy on July 24, 2011, 03:49:21 am
The bubble gum one isn't cheesy, it's pure awesome.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: stephendutton on July 24, 2011, 05:25:15 am
I notice Arnold Schwarzenegger had quite a few of those lines.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: mwcoleburn on July 24, 2011, 01:33:25 pm
I notice Arnold Schwarzenegger had quite a few of those lines.

And Commando had more lines than just about anything, I think it needed more Army of Darkness though  :whistle
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Mamba1-0 on July 24, 2011, 06:15:57 pm
(http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc85/Mamba1-0/Stet/soviet.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Feud on July 26, 2011, 09:30:36 am
Best prayer EVER! Pastor Joe Nelms - Nascar Nationwide - Nashville, TN (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J74y88YuSJ8#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Thernlund on July 26, 2011, 12:20:45 pm
^^^  You suppose he was sponsored? 


-T.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Thernlund on July 26, 2011, 01:50:59 pm
Law & Order: UK - Lessons in British Justice (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aE3gMN97TKw#ws)

Note that this is not a spoof.  It's an actual promo that airs on BBC America.


-T.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Splodge Of Doom on July 26, 2011, 01:57:38 pm
I had no idea that even half of those words might trouble an American.  :scrutiny  :-\

Also - you haven't heard "incomprehensible" until you've heard someone talking "Proper Norfolk".  :D

Case in point, and I know people worse than this:
hot fuzz farmer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5NuPI7pK2s#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Thernlund on July 26, 2011, 02:10:28 pm
^^^  That video is blocked in the US.  I do know what you mean though.


-T.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: HMPlatinum on July 26, 2011, 10:34:03 pm
(http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/koma-comic-strip-after-work-attire.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: LouisCQ1971 on July 26, 2011, 10:45:18 pm
You should hide when T sees that.  :rotfl
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: GeorgeHill on July 26, 2011, 11:00:28 pm
(http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/koma-comic-strip-after-work-attire.jpg)
:rotfl
 :rotfl
 :rotfl
 :rotfl
 :rotfl
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Harm on July 27, 2011, 12:22:37 am
Favorite page of this thread LOL. 

The UK Law & Order cracked me up. 

Splodge - depending on how much British tv they watch.   >:D

& I just watched Hot Fuzz last night LOL
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: sarge712 on July 27, 2011, 01:16:00 am
I love the word "wanker." I'd use it all the time but it doesn't sound right without a British accent. Wank-ah.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: sohmdaddy on July 27, 2011, 01:30:25 am
Law & Order: UK - Lessons in British Justice (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aE3gMN97TKw#ws)

Note that this is not a spoof.  It's an actual promo that airs on BBC America.


-T.

Hey, it's detective Lee Adama!
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on July 27, 2011, 11:39:43 am
I love the word "wanker." I'd use it all the time but it doesn't sound right without a British accent. Wank-ah.

Just look at all the times I type bloody.  Bloody is a bloody awesome cuss, I bloody well tell ya.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Thernlund on July 27, 2011, 01:21:51 pm
How to be more American! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kdJnzBl6MU#)


-T.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: HMPlatinum on July 27, 2011, 05:12:41 pm
You should hide when T sees that.  :rotfl


 :hide
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: HMPlatinum on July 27, 2011, 05:40:17 pm
You know what?  Scratch that  :hide is for sissies.

If T has issues with my above post, we can just meet in the double hexagon!  

NSFW

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

 :neener
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on July 27, 2011, 07:31:41 pm
I'll see your double hexagon and raise you... PARKING LOT!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnXh3XR9zyM#noexternalembed-ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnXh3XR9zyM#noexternalembed-ws)

It's a catchy tune.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Thernlund on July 27, 2011, 07:33:51 pm
The photoshopper of the Kirk-ballerina pic has nothing to fear from me.  They should fear The Shat.

(http://deadlyclose.com/img/kungfu_shatner.jpg)


-T.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on July 27, 2011, 08:20:29 pm
The Shat's extra torso mass only makes his flying leg scissors to the neck that much more dangerous!

(http://cdn.pimpmyspace.org/media/pms/c/ub/b9/9r/eKirk.jpg)
(http://www.multileggedcreature.info/Trekker/images/syndrome_fight8.jpg)
(http://www.multileggedcreature.info/Trekker/images/seed_fight_kick.jpg)
(http://www.multileggedcreature.info/Trekker/images/seed_fight2.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Splodge Of Doom on July 27, 2011, 10:38:21 pm
I just watched the Law and Order bit again, and noticed a slight mistranslation...

Knackers != Pants

Let's just say that "cutting your [pants] off, painting 'em gold, and selling 'em for baubles" isn't much of a threat.

Knackers, on the other hand...  :o
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Mamba1-0 on July 27, 2011, 10:58:06 pm
I just watched the Law and Order bit again, and noticed a slight mistranslation...

Knackers != Pants

Let's just say that "cutting your [pants] off, painting 'em gold, and selling 'em for baubles" isn't much of a threat.

Knackers, on the other hand...  :o


Perhaps they meant "KNICKERS" :hmm

(and, I always thought that a 'knacker' was the guy who killed and hauled off old livestock.)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Splodge Of Doom on July 28, 2011, 01:20:46 pm

Perhaps they meant "KNICKERS" :hmm

(and, I always thought that a 'knacker' was the guy who killed and hauled off old livestock.)

God knows why slang is the way slang is:

The Knacker's Yard = A place where Knackering is done
A Knackerman, two Knackermen = People who do Knackering
To Knacker a horse = to put a horse down
To be "Knackered" = to be exhausted/worn out/in need of replacement
Check out the knackers on him! = My God, what a large pair of testicles!  :shrug :facepalm
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Thernlund on July 28, 2011, 01:22:09 pm
:rotfl

We've gone from posting Internet weirdness to creating it.


-T.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: HMPlatinum on July 28, 2011, 04:06:51 pm
 :facepalm
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Raptor on July 28, 2011, 07:48:30 pm
Harrison Ford Settles a Feud (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWTtMdXAazs#ws)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Splodge Of Doom on July 28, 2011, 09:21:37 pm
JAPAN.

Need I say more?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pb3IdLdIc6s&feature=player_embedded#at=217 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pb3IdLdIc6s&feature=player_embedded#at=217)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on July 28, 2011, 09:55:24 pm
Lance Henriksen must now be THE MOVIE VOICE!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqGIAkd5tYw#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqGIAkd5tYw#ws)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: stephendutton on July 29, 2011, 05:07:21 pm
Do you know what a weather balloon looks like?  :hmm

(http://www.gtfo.ro/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/weather_baloons.jpg)

You do now.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Gunnguy on July 31, 2011, 10:40:28 pm
Do you know what a weather balloon looks like?  :hmm

(http://www.gtfo.ro/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/weather_baloons.jpg)

You do now.

What weather balloons?
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Gunnguy on July 31, 2011, 10:48:15 pm
Cody shooting the .730 M.F. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hb5aV8HYpA#)

OW!

Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Raptor on July 31, 2011, 11:14:40 pm
Courtesy of Cracked.com

(http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/ob/a3.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Matthew Mayner on August 01, 2011, 12:59:40 am
Auto tuning has gone way too far.

Harry Potter, Twilight, Toy Story 3, Social Network Autotune - Music : Academy Awards 2011 Oscars (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwhg17WLHlU#ws)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: HMPlatinum on August 01, 2011, 10:33:20 pm
Some days you're the hippo...

Hippo and Dog in the Bathtub (shark attack!) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_r-n9TNZQ_g#)

some days you're the shark.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: dubber308 on August 01, 2011, 11:31:10 pm
Some days you're the hippo...

Hippo and Dog in the Bathtub (shark attack!) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_r-n9TNZQ_g#)

some days you're the shark.
:rotfl
 :rotfl
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on August 02, 2011, 01:38:11 pm
EPIC MEAL TIME DOUBLER!
Bacon Bacon Truck!  THERE'S STILL MANLINESS IN SAN FRANCISCO!
Bacon Bacon Truck! - Epic Meal Time (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdIT9A8g1v8#ws)

EPIC MEAL TIME DOUBLER!

Live at Comiccon
EpicMealTime LIVE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mJsDAap4a0#ws)

Smart!
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Outbreak on August 02, 2011, 08:42:34 pm
If I had bread in the house, I'd be making bacon grilled cheese sangwiches right now.

I think there's a bacon potato breakfast burrito on my drive to work in the morning. Yup...That's happening.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Feud on August 02, 2011, 10:00:32 pm
In honor of the 10mm discussion going on over in the handgun thread, I'd just like to say that I'd like an 11.

Spinal Tap - 11 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbVKWCpNFhY#noexternalembed-ws)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: JesseL on August 02, 2011, 11:09:18 pm
In honor of the 10mm discussion going on over in the handgun thread, I'd just like to say that I'd like an 11.

Spinal Tap - 11 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbVKWCpNFhY#noexternalembed-ws)

My Ballerina-Molester is  marked 11.25mm.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Roper1911 on August 02, 2011, 11:12:17 pm
In honor of the 10mm discussion going on over in the handgun thread, I'd just like to say that I'd like an 11.

Spinal Tap - 11 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbVKWCpNFhY#noexternalembed-ws)

give me $2500 and I'll make one that goes to 12.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Chief45 on August 03, 2011, 12:07:14 am
My Ballerina-Molester is  marked 11.25mm.

conversion charts shows it as 0.45 inch = 11.43 millimeter.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on August 03, 2011, 01:04:23 am
Back in high school, my SF cyberpunk style hero - the more Eastwood in attitude - had an 11mm Caseless.  It was so long ago that Automag Mk IV didn't refer to any real firearm yet.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: JesseL on August 03, 2011, 11:19:25 am
conversion charts shows it as 0.45 inch = 11.43 millimeter.

 :shrug I guess nobody told Argentina.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Khorne on August 03, 2011, 12:57:01 pm
(http://hypochondrisch.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/blitzkrieg-nazi-ww2-demotivational-posters.jpg?w=440)
(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/demotivational-posters-eastern-front.jpg)
(http://4chanmemeandmotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/teamkillers_-_its_always_the_retard_with_the_flame_thrower_always.jpg?w=720&h=576)
(http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0909/french-soldier-1940-demotivational-poster-1253569558.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Khorne on August 03, 2011, 12:59:14 pm
(http://i38.tinypic.com/fdccax.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Khorne on August 03, 2011, 01:17:50 pm
(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/129033145036783122.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Outbreak on August 05, 2011, 06:30:45 pm
Maybe NSFW. We played it in the office today while we were eating cake and drinking beer. YMMV.

Nom nom nom nom BABIES!

Nom Nom Nom Nom, Babies! - PIcture Song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nd2rBWbvDbA#ws)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: HMPlatinum on August 05, 2011, 10:29:58 pm
Trim (http://vimeo.com/27315673)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Thernlund on August 05, 2011, 11:21:46 pm
Hippies.  ::)


-T.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: HMPlatinum on August 05, 2011, 11:25:46 pm
Wookies.  ::)


-T.

Fixed it for you, I think...
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Feud on August 06, 2011, 12:27:54 am
Nom nom nom nom BABIES!

That was awesome.  :clap

And now, a whale listening to mariachi music.

Mariachi Connecticut Serenades a Beluga Whale (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZS_6-IwMPjM#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Roper1911 on August 06, 2011, 09:30:15 am
... that is what this thread was started for ...
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on August 06, 2011, 01:03:37 pm
Hippies.  ::)
-T.

Screwth - I'm jealous he can grow that much facial foliage.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: sarge712 on August 06, 2011, 01:12:04 pm
Screwth - I'm jealous he can grow that much facial foliage.

Same here.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Musashi on August 06, 2011, 04:55:34 pm
Rapist Glasses (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVcyNANK5cY#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: sarge712 on August 06, 2011, 05:04:02 pm
He also advertises for serial killer vans.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Evil Jim on August 06, 2011, 10:14:43 pm
Handstand Dump Over Stall! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDb0DQmAy94#)


Jim
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: LouisCQ1971 on August 06, 2011, 10:40:01 pm
Handstand Dump Over Stall! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDb0DQmAy94#)


Jim

 WTF?? :rotfl
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: mwcoleburn on August 07, 2011, 01:15:39 am
reminds me of the "Sky dump" we use to perform in college...
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Matthew Mayner on August 07, 2011, 01:29:14 am
Hatsune Miku... a computer "singer" called a vocaloid sings "My Heart Will Go On"... with a bad Japanese accent.

Don't ask how I found this.   :facepalm  :facepalm

[Hatsune Miku English] My Heart Will Go On / Celine Dion (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGJ_L4Wxu9k#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Evil Jim on August 07, 2011, 12:56:12 pm
http://www.hatsproductions.com/OrganTrail.swf (http://www.hatsproductions.com/OrganTrail.swf)
Zombie Oregon trail anyone?


Jim
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Mamba1-0 on August 07, 2011, 02:45:51 pm
How to field strip and clean a Glock.....................

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

if you must.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Mamba1-0 on August 07, 2011, 02:48:56 pm
(http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc85/Mamba1-0/Stet/funny-pictures-cat-will-help-with-bombs.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on August 07, 2011, 03:57:48 pm
http://www.hatsproductions.com/OrganTrail.swf (http://www.hatsproductions.com/OrganTrail.swf)
Zombie Oregon trail anyone?


Jim

Three survivors first time out.  Ammo and food are vital, as are fuel. 
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Kaso on August 07, 2011, 04:01:29 pm
Handstand Dump Over Stall! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDb0DQmAy94#)


Jim
Whoever thought that one up ought to be shot slapped around a bit.

(http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc85/Mamba1-0/Stet/funny-pictures-cat-will-help-with-bombs.jpg)
That is humor!

Kaso
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Feud on August 08, 2011, 12:03:31 am
Baby Monkey (Going Backwards On A Pig) - Parry Gripp (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_sfnQDr1-o#ws)

Baby monkey (backwards on a pig).
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on August 10, 2011, 02:06:55 am
Painkiller Already Animated Antics: Episode 11 "Microsoft Prank Call"
TOTALLY NSFW

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
:facepalm :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Musashi on August 10, 2011, 09:08:52 am
You need to LOOK AT THIS...
Look At This Car!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EF8GhC-T_Mo#ws)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Mamba1-0 on August 11, 2011, 07:46:43 pm
The times......they're getting rough............................
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Feud on August 12, 2011, 06:31:12 pm
Tiny Chainsaw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpl0UDKY-vw#ws)

The song is stuck in my head...
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Khorne on August 12, 2011, 06:46:48 pm
You need to LOOK AT THIS...
Look At This Car!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EF8GhC-T_Mo#ws)
Josh!!  We told you not to show that ever again.   :facepalm
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: LouisCQ1971 on August 12, 2011, 08:52:02 pm
(http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ln9m20fQLr1qzy416o1_500.png)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Thernlund on August 12, 2011, 08:59:07 pm
Roy Brown had priors, some of them violent.  This was a "3rd strike" situation (4th/5th/6th/etc).


-T.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Gunnguy on August 12, 2011, 09:17:39 pm
Roy Brown had priors, some of them violent.  This was a "3rd strike" situation (4th/5th/6th/etc).


-T.

Still. Doesn't seem right.

Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Thernlund on August 12, 2011, 09:33:41 pm
He robbed a bank.  That's it.  :shrug


-T.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Feud on August 12, 2011, 09:44:10 pm
If it makes you guys feel any better, the other guy in the case got 30 years:

http://blogs.wsj.com/law/2011/07/01/lee-farkas-gets-30-year-sentence/ (http://blogs.wsj.com/law/2011/07/01/lee-farkas-gets-30-year-sentence/)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Kaso on August 12, 2011, 09:50:02 pm
I do not think this is right, either. 

I have no problem for the sentence given to given to Roy Brown - it is a fitting punishment for his crime.

The problem lies with the slap on the wrist that Paul Allen got.  How many lives did his actions ruin?  How many small businesses did he destroy?  How many people committed suicide, because they lost everything that the owned???

If it makes you guys feel any better, the other guy in the case got 30 years:

http://blogs.wsj.com/law/2011/07/01/lee-farkas-gets-30-year-sentence/ (http://blogs.wsj.com/law/2011/07/01/lee-farkas-gets-30-year-sentence/)
Not much.

Kaso
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Thernlund on August 12, 2011, 09:57:41 pm
Well, the point is that one case has nothing at all to do with the other.  We don't grade on a curve.

Back to the weirdness folks.


-T.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Gunnguy on August 12, 2011, 10:28:45 pm
Well, the point is that one case has nothing at all to do with the other.  We don't grade on a curve.

Back to the weirdness folks.


-T.
Doesn't mean we have to like it...but nuff said. On with the weirdness!!!


Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Matthew Mayner on August 13, 2011, 12:30:35 am
More weirdness.  Street-fighter... Epic Beard Man Edition!

Epic Beard Man Street Fighter Version (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQCBLhLfpkY#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on August 15, 2011, 01:28:59 am
Alan "Wash" Tudyk is back... this looks fun.

NSFW GORE!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

What caliber for idiot teenagers?
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: mwcoleburn on August 15, 2011, 02:24:48 am
That looks freakin Hilarious
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: sarge712 on August 15, 2011, 08:43:23 am
NSFW? I played it at work, laughed so hard people came to my office to see what was up and then had to re-play it for them. I gotta see this.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on August 15, 2011, 12:38:06 pm
It was a concession that it was a Red Band trailer.  'sides, you're in a line of work that's oft Not Safe for Work, Gunga Din.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: stephendutton on August 15, 2011, 04:07:50 pm
Australian superhero.
 :vomit
The Micallef Programme - Vomit Attendant (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkXYGp9DpUg#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: sarge712 on August 15, 2011, 08:12:36 pm
I think this is where Charlie Sheen got his inspiration for his rant. The best is 1:10 to 1:50

Charles Manson Sings (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xioCGmZVoqw#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on August 16, 2011, 03:55:48 pm
THIS is what the Internets have been building up to.

EPIC MEAL TIME
FPS RUSSIA
GEARS OF WAR
FULL AUTO FIREPOWER
CHAINSAWS
BACON SAMMICH WITH THICK CUT PEPPERONI AS THE BREAD

If this had naked boobs and a flame thrower, this video would destroy the world.

I present... EPIC MEAL TIME: MEAT SHIELD! (protect yo self)

Meat Shield - Epic Meal Time (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcdkRxJcLrI#ws)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Raptor on August 16, 2011, 11:38:47 pm
(http://img.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/jayne-austen-book-and-gun-club.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: sarge712 on August 17, 2011, 04:03:17 pm
That was great Raptor
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Outbreak on August 17, 2011, 04:46:47 pm
(http://img.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/jayne-austen-book-and-gun-club.jpg)

Poor trigger discipline.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Thernlund on August 17, 2011, 05:28:33 pm
It's a toy gun.  ;)


-T.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Gunnguy on August 17, 2011, 10:17:27 pm
It's a toy gun.  ;)


-T.
Now now, T. Gun safety is gun safety. Someone could accidentally get a 6mm bb in their eye! Or in their arse in this case.

Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Thernlund on August 18, 2011, 12:32:10 am
Heh heh.  True.  ;D


-T.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: mwcoleburn on August 20, 2011, 12:46:57 am
I'm addicted to this guys youtube channel

http://youtu.be/l3w2MTXBebg
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Mamba1-0 on August 20, 2011, 02:00:39 am
I like Escher (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJOAf_YYqfE#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Matthew Mayner on August 20, 2011, 04:13:47 pm
Defend Your Nuts (http://armorgames.com/play/12144/defend-your-nuts) - Exactly what it says on the tin.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: LouisCQ1971 on August 20, 2011, 04:35:13 pm
(http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/3/3/4/85334_v1.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Musashi on August 20, 2011, 04:55:49 pm
I unabashadley LOVE the epic rap battles of history.  It's my guilty pleasure.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Khorne on August 20, 2011, 11:17:02 pm
GODZILLA vs MEGALON (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5O-JaWIinoc#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on August 21, 2011, 02:12:15 am
Best lullaby ever.

Goodnight Dragonslayer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zouwHtoBZz4#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: JesseL on August 21, 2011, 02:45:19 am
Best lullaby ever.

Goodnight Dragonslayer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zouwHtoBZz4#)


That is just beautiful.

(http://assets0.ordienetworks.com/images/GifGuide/clapping/citizen_cane.gif)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Gunnguy on August 21, 2011, 06:03:20 pm
 :facepalm

Doug that was just...just...so Khorne...E!
 :hide
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on August 22, 2011, 03:46:26 pm
I thought it was funny.  :p
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Roper1911 on August 22, 2011, 06:54:54 pm
Aye Doug, Khorne will sing that to his kids if he has any.

and now- gun weirdness as only Iraqveteran8888 can do.

The Ultimate Zombie 200 round AK-47 Magazine (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDVTJhn05OQ#ws)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Harm on August 22, 2011, 10:16:29 pm
Best lullaby ever.

Goodnight Dragonslayer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zouwHtoBZz4#)

Epic awesomesauce!  Sounds like the broddington bards
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on August 22, 2011, 10:29:54 pm
I've not checked on Ebaum's World in TOO long...

Man Pregnant With T-Rex Baby (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/81756063#)

Link to Man Pregnant With T-Rex Baby in Vegas.   :rotfl
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: sarge712 on August 22, 2011, 11:28:29 pm
I've not checked on Ebaum's World in TOO long...

Man Pregnant With T-Rex Baby (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/81756063#)

Link to Man Pregnant With T-Rex Baby in Vegas.   :rotfl

Well there's another rollcall training video. I absolutely HATE dealing with dinosaurs.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: JesseL on August 23, 2011, 09:04:54 pm
All the philosophy a man needs:

(http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/110120/park-recs-pyramid_1500.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Outbreak on August 24, 2011, 05:36:53 pm
eHarmony Video Bio (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTTwcCVajAc#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Roper1911 on August 24, 2011, 05:46:40 pm
eHarmony Video Bio (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTTwcCVajAc#)

she's got plenty of emergency rations, but she'd make me kill her before I could eat any....
And she's WAY to old for me...
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: coyotesfan97 on August 24, 2011, 07:00:55 pm
Songify This - CAN'T HUG EVERY CAT -- a song about loving cats (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sP4NMoJcFd4#)

Why do a see a spinster having her household of cats removed by the SPCA?
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Thernlund on August 24, 2011, 07:04:22 pm
There is literally nothing you can't do with AutoTune and an Internet video.


-T.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Outbreak on August 24, 2011, 07:12:07 pm
There is literally nothing you can't do with AutoTune and an Internet video.


-T.

And I love it!
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Feud on August 24, 2011, 11:37:22 pm
Official Happy Hot Dog Man (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUTPCEA-al0#)

Winning quote:

"The happy hot dog man does them ALL!"
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Outbreak on August 25, 2011, 02:44:48 am
I was always taught NOT to play with my food...
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: sarge712 on August 25, 2011, 07:46:34 am
Yeah that quote stood out for me too Feud.

I made happy hotdog men with a paring knife for the boys. Fail. They ended up slamming them together in a tabletop mini-UFC fight. Of course my wife asked, "What did you expect?"
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: sarge712 on August 25, 2011, 07:58:42 pm
Sorry guys. Frootloopy cat chick was fake:

eHarmony Video Bio Debunked By FOX 17 News (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bgkc5LLEZao#ws)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Thernlund on August 26, 2011, 12:29:30 am
We knew that.


-T.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: GeorgeHill on August 26, 2011, 01:09:55 am
Kid History - Episode 5 - by BoredShortsTV (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yy7AP7Dh6w#ws)
He has crazy eyes.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: sarge712 on August 26, 2011, 01:56:43 pm
We knew that.


-T.

I didn't. It fooled me but it didn't help to know and deal with people exactly that crazy day in and day out. My wife knew it was fake right off but I wondered.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Musashi on August 26, 2011, 02:26:42 pm
C.I.A. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aLe7KkqIuI#ws)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: sohmdaddy on August 28, 2011, 03:18:23 am
Sorry guys. Frootloopy cat chick was fake:

eHarmony Video Bio Debunked By FOX 17 News (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bgkc5LLEZao#ws)

Still funny, though.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Feud on August 29, 2011, 06:49:29 pm
Somebody hooked up two robot chat programs so they could talk to each other...

Oddly enough, it took them 49 seconds to erupt into a religious argument.

AI vs. AI. Two chatbots talking to each other (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnzlbyTZsQY#ws)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: dubber308 on August 29, 2011, 07:29:50 pm
Somebody hooked up two robot chat programs so they could talk to each other...

Oddly enough, it took them 49 seconds to erupt into a religious argument.

AI vs. AI. Two chatbots talking to each other (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnzlbyTZsQY#ws)
  :scrutiny That is more thoughtful, articulate and reasoned than many of the internet arguments I've seen.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on August 29, 2011, 08:02:20 pm
So... the whole universe is essentially boned if even robots can't agree about the nature of existence.   :facepalm
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: sohmdaddy on August 29, 2011, 09:25:39 pm
Sacred Mall ninja training grounds.

Threat Management Center Training Tour (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXqiOZaW89Q#)

Candidate Northcross Demonstrates Pistol Dysfunctions (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZCCyV5QEYo#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: CameronS on August 29, 2011, 09:26:44 pm
Somebody hooked up two robot chat programs so they could talk to each other...

That is the creepiest, most awesome, and weirdest thing ever. Thread win! :rotfl
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: sohmdaddy on August 29, 2011, 09:27:29 pm
And of course, this gem.

Photographer on the firing line (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvdB9P_5Zp0#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: sarge712 on August 29, 2011, 10:26:25 pm
Holy Hell! I had forgot about th-th-th-that one. First the man on the target line then the dope doing the 180 degree Sabrina. Where was this again?
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: LouisCQ1971 on August 29, 2011, 10:29:21 pm
And of course, this gem.

Photographer on the firing line (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvdB9P_5Zp0#)


 Holy Crap! Who is the dumba$$ running that cluster?!?! :banghead :cuss
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Thernlund on August 29, 2011, 10:31:50 pm
Where was this again?

I think it was a Tactical Response training class.

http://www.tacticalresponse.com/ (http://www.tacticalresponse.com/)

They're the "Get off the X" guys IIRC.


-T.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: sarge712 on August 29, 2011, 11:38:08 pm
Sacred Mall ninja training grounds.

Threat Management Center Training Tour (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXqiOZaW89Q#)


Ya ever notice that guys who wear their sleeves that annoyingly tight ("Yeah, yeah we know already, big man, you gots ya self some guns...") are consistently FOS
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: sarge712 on August 29, 2011, 11:49:03 pm
I think it was a Tactical Response training class.

http://www.tacticalresponse.com/ (http://www.tacticalresponse.com/)

They're the "Get off the X" guys IIRC.


-T.

Oh yeah that's the group that Yeager dud belongs to who we discussed in another recent thread. It looks like they are doing the "center axis relock" crap too. Years ago some guys I was in an instructor level shooting class with asked some hard questions about the CAR system when some British guy stopped by on a promo tour. He went ape s___ and said he ought to sue people like them for slander. They all laughed in his face and one said "So sue me for asking a question. If you can win it, I have a beat up truck in my name." This Phill Collins looking dude turned five shades of s___. The instructor asked him to leave soon after that for being an ass to others as well.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on August 30, 2011, 01:54:05 pm
Captain America (on a budget) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1wH3Y61qUk#ws)

On a budget. :D
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on August 30, 2011, 02:17:13 pm
(http://chzheroes.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/superheroes-batman-superman-dpool-isnt-racist.png)

(http://chzheroes.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/superheroes-batman-superman-untitled2.jpg)

(http://chzheroes.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/superheroes-batman-superman-xedover.jpg)

(http://chzheroes.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/superheroes-batman-superman-untitled4.jpg)

(http://chzheroes.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/superheroes-batman-superman-what-she-doesnt-watch-reality-tv.jpg)

(http://chzheroes.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/superheroes-batman-superman-i-dont-get-it.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: GeorgeHill on August 30, 2011, 07:30:32 pm
And of course, this gem.

Photographer on the firing line (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvdB9P_5Zp0#)
WTF!?!?!?  What class - WHO'S CLASS WAS THAT?
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: booksmart on August 30, 2011, 08:44:33 pm
WTF!?!?!?  What class - WHO'S CLASS WAS THAT?

Some place I never want to be a photographer at...  :o  :panic
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Gunnguy on August 30, 2011, 09:23:12 pm
Either that was the most stupid human trick in the world, or that guy has balls of solid adamant.
But I'm going for choice numba 1.
And boo on those who were firing at the targets beside that guy!
Come on!
Where is the range safety officer!
What happened to don't point at what you don't want to shoot?

..er...
Was he an imbedded reporter from CNN?




 
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: sohmdaddy on August 30, 2011, 11:48:54 pm
that was James Yeager's Tactical Response class. Yeager posted a rebuttal on his Youtube channel, but its stupid. He says that safety is an illusion, we drive on the highway inches from head on traffic, yada yada yada. . .
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on September 01, 2011, 01:43:27 am
Era Laundry Detergent - "Action Hero" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWsgryRtQZE#ws)

Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Outbreak on September 01, 2011, 11:49:34 pm
Don Cheadle as Captain Planet.


NSFW Language.
http://www.superherohype.com/news/articles/168322-don-cheadle-arrives-as-captain-planet (http://www.superherohype.com/news/articles/168322-don-cheadle-arrives-as-captain-planet)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on September 02, 2011, 06:04:16 pm
You know what?  We need BIGGER GUNS.

Huge Guns (with Smosh!) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6CXAaI1OAo#ws)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Chrissmitty820 on September 02, 2011, 06:14:42 pm
I see your huge guns, and raise you a Portal Gun

Real Life Portal Gun (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3L-rrkyvApU#ws)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on September 02, 2011, 11:34:24 pm
Always loved Carrie Fisher/Princess Leia since the moment she snarled "You call this a RESCUE?"

Now... feel the love.

Princess Leia vs. Ace Ventura (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVHiUAD3xbQ#)

Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Feud on September 03, 2011, 10:32:11 am
Coffee Jerks (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VssO5bKFJU0#)

The sixties was a horrible time to be a woman who couldn't make good coffee.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Gunnguy on September 04, 2011, 05:27:38 pm
Coffee Jerks (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VssO5bKFJU0#)

The sixties was a horrible time to be a woman who couldn't make good coffee.

Uhm......Only cause their mommas showed them the wrong way to make coffee.

Now Air Force coffee is the best!
Why? You ask.
Cause I got volunteered to make it one morning.
I had to scrub the pots, don't get me started on that, and fill them (150 and 110 cup percolators.) with clean water.
I used 2 pounds of coffee on the 150 cup perc and 1 1/2 pounds on the 110 cup.
Took two hours to perc both thoroughly.
By that time it was about 0530.
That first morning the Chiefs and Seniors came in and got there coffee as usual.
But when they got there first gulps, all hell broke loose!
They even had a defacto meeting right at the coffee pots declaring how good it was compared to the crap they usually got!
They wanted to know who had made the coffee and found out it was little ol' me.
I made it right the first time and got stuck doing it until I changed shifts about a month later.
But then I also had to teach the noobs how to make it right and get the Chief's approval first.
Talk about pressure.
Until I came along the last time those pots had been properly cleaned had been when they were rinsed out the first time before use.
They still had COSMOLENE on/in them for petesake!!!

 :facepalm
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: sarge712 on September 05, 2011, 09:14:33 am
Chuck Norris? Pfffft...amateur...
***[Chuck Norris .VS. Charles Bronson]*** (Rocket Launch Fight) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdifAVHkXjw#ws)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: sarge712 on September 05, 2011, 10:25:32 am
Then there's this gem. I'd leave this b____ at a lonely, secluded bustop. If I were a judge, this video would be grounds for immediate divorce. Imagine when she doesn't get her way at home and starts that high decibel stuff inside an enclosed space.

Police Stop Crazy Hysterical Woman (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRd_dd3LOu8#)

Its hilarious that the cops give the ticket to the husband and try to GTFO
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Splodge Of Doom on September 05, 2011, 12:52:47 pm
Then there's this gem. I'd leave this b____ at a lonely, secluded bustop. If I were a judge, this video would be grounds for immediate divorce. Imagine when she doesn't get her way at home and starts that high decibel stuff inside an enclosed space.

Police Stop Crazy Hysterical Woman (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRd_dd3LOu8#)

Its hilarious that the cops give the ticket to the husband and try to GTFO

 :scrutiny What is she, a two year old?  :facepalm

At the very least, I'd want a big, cold bucket of water handy in that situation.

"Oi, miss. Shut your trap or I'll give you something to scream about..."  >:D
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on September 05, 2011, 03:17:53 pm
Definitely a case for the use of Tasers.  She wants to throw a jerky fit on the ground... at least a Taser fit won't make noise.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Outbreak on September 05, 2011, 03:56:34 pm
(http://img126.imageshack.us/img126/2406/9vs10mmjokelk3.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Thernlund on September 05, 2011, 04:17:31 pm
^^^ I giggle every time I see that.


-T.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Outbreak on September 05, 2011, 04:21:45 pm
^^^ I giggle every time I see that.


-T.

Especially now that you have one.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: coyotesfan97 on September 05, 2011, 05:16:56 pm
I was getting ready to run for the hills.  It sure sounded like a Banshee wailing.  :hide.

I think that's where you just get in your car and drive off after you drop the ticket on the prostrate body and say you've been served.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Gunnguy on September 06, 2011, 07:40:09 am
Then there's this gem. I'd leave this b____ at a lonely, secluded bustop. If I were a judge, this video would be grounds for immediate divorce. Imagine when she doesn't get her way at home and starts that high decibel stuff inside an enclosed space.

Police Stop Crazy Hysterical Woman (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRd_dd3LOu8#)

Its hilarious that the cops give the ticket to the husband and try to GTFO
Okaaaayyyy....I think that should be a case for buyers remorse.
Give him his money back and ship her back to her mother

.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: dubber308 on September 06, 2011, 10:29:17 am
Then there's this gem. I'd leave this b____ at a lonely, secluded bustop. If I were a judge, this video would be grounds for immediate divorce. Imagine when she doesn't get her way at home and starts that high decibel stuff inside an enclosed space.

Police Stop Crazy Hysterical Woman (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRd_dd3LOu8#)

Its hilarious that the cops give the ticket to the husband and try to GTFO
Last time I heard something like that, I was cutting the nuts off a pig.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Raptor on September 06, 2011, 10:17:04 pm
(http://gfbrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/OmegaRedDawn-714604.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: GeorgeHill on September 06, 2011, 10:30:58 pm
Then there's this gem. I'd leave this b____ at a lonely, secluded bustop. If I were a judge, this video would be grounds for immediate divorce. Imagine when she doesn't get her way at home and starts that high decibel stuff inside an enclosed space.

Police Stop Crazy Hysterical Woman (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRd_dd3LOu8#)

Its hilarious that the cops give the ticket to the husband and try to GTFO
No dignity.  No self respect.
No sympathy for her situation whatever it is.  Where's a Chipper Shredder?
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Gunnguy on September 07, 2011, 09:47:27 pm
No dignity.  No self respect.
No sympathy for her situation whatever it is.  Where's a Chipper Shredder?

In Larry's shed. You lent him that trespassing moose thing...er...never mind.

 :whistle
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: stephendutton on September 09, 2011, 05:03:08 am
How not knowing your wookies can lead to trouble.
Clip: Wookie (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77B2ZvxT59Q#ws)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Evil Jim on September 09, 2011, 07:21:09 pm
(http://www.nastyhobbit.org/data/media/1/common-sense-super-power.jpg)


Jim
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on September 10, 2011, 12:18:39 am
Elvira... still funny as hell.  Still... uhm... makin' bad look GOOOD.

Elvira's New Scent! APHASIA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fO4fJGW8fQ0#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Roper1911 on September 10, 2011, 03:33:47 pm
from the same mind that brought you
'Terrorists don't eat bacon'
and
'Switchblade pizza'
comes:
(http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/2682/keepcalmandrockon.png)
(http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/838/controlyourbreathingand.png)
(http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/9083/andiquote.png)
and
(http://img847.imageshack.us/img847/5457/34001594.png)
(I forget if I've uploaded that last one already... if i have- Oh well.)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Evil Jim on September 10, 2011, 11:18:37 pm
(http://img847.imageshack.us/img847/5457/34001594.png)
Consider this stolen...


Jim
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Raptor on September 10, 2011, 11:29:26 pm
Y'all got my vote.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Roper1911 on September 11, 2011, 12:40:54 am
Consider this stolen...


Jim

you have my official permission to use it, I'd see what Larry and George think about it before taking off site though.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Evil Jim on September 11, 2011, 12:49:54 am
As far off site as it is going is facebook.
Unless there was a bumper sticker...


Jim
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Roper1911 on September 11, 2011, 07:08:21 am
facebook seems reasonable... and the only reason I haven't put it on a bumper sticker is because I don't want to get on the bad side of the two of the most heavily armed people I know, and I'm to lazy to get their permission at the moment.

more towards on-topic
(http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/2574/keepcalmandcarryguns.png)
^seems like solid ideology.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: mjolnir1964 on September 11, 2011, 02:08:03 pm
Elvira... still funny as hell.  Still... uhm... makin' bad look GOOOD.

Elvira's New Scent! APHASIA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fO4fJGW8fQ0#)


God I love her. Why does the word "motorboat" keep popping into my head?


-R.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Evil Jim on September 11, 2011, 02:16:17 pm

God I love her. Why does the word "motorboat" keep popping into my head?


-R.
I am thinking it MAY be because you have seen her COMPLETELY out of costume. :panic


Jim
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: booksmart on September 11, 2011, 02:38:11 pm

God I love her. Why does the word "motorboat" keep popping into my head?


You've got... a little... bit of... droool... right... there...
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on September 11, 2011, 03:03:50 pm
Not bad for a chick who's 60 this year.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Gunnguy on September 11, 2011, 04:50:10 pm
Not bad for a chick who's 60 this year.

Well that isn't so bad. Sixty is the new 45.
But she's packin' serious guns, Doug.
Better bring some backup.

 :neener
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Chrissmitty820 on September 11, 2011, 08:05:32 pm
I am thinking it MAY be because you have seen her COMPLETELY out of costume. :panic


Jim

Links?
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on September 11, 2011, 09:04:56 pm
Well that isn't so bad. Sixty is the new 45.
But she's packin' serious guns, Doug.
Better bring some backup.

 :neener

:XD: Helen Mirren is over 60, and we saw her rockin' a bikini bod last year, and heck, she fills a nice gown

(http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01159/portal-graphics-20_1159425a.jpg)


 Meg Tilly is fifty, and...

(http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1003/meg-tilly-poker-is-good-for-you-demotivational-poster-1268578434.jpg)

I'd post Julie Newmar in her 70's, but some people claimed to have been struck blind when they realized that they were droolin' over someone old enough to be their gramma.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Ronin on September 11, 2011, 09:34:30 pm
Meg Tilly=AMAZING.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on September 11, 2011, 09:49:18 pm
(http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2011/250/f/2/the_star_wars_by_hartter-d497pem.jpg)

I'd watch an R-rated Star Wars with Jacqueline Bissette as Leia.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Evil Jim on September 11, 2011, 11:19:20 pm
Links?
just google Cassandra Peterson.


Jim
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Chrissmitty820 on September 11, 2011, 11:25:59 pm
Gotta get this:

That's not your Mommy Anymore- A zombie tale

http://www.thinkgeek.com/geek-kids/7-13-years/ea24/ (http://www.thinkgeek.com/geek-kids/7-13-years/ea24/)

Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: booksmart on September 12, 2011, 09:09:07 am
just google Cassandra Peterson.

And be prepared to drool more... *sigh*  She has wonderful... genes.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Thernlund on September 12, 2011, 12:17:32 pm
Hernlund's Law...

"As an online discussion among men that does not result in an argument grows longer, the probability of it devolving into a discussion about breasts approaches one."


-T.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Thernlund on September 12, 2011, 12:52:23 pm
I'm a Snake [ The Unedited Director's Cut ] As Seen on Web Soup (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17NMhswEpjU#)


-T.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: JesseL on September 12, 2011, 01:16:57 pm
If there was any justice in the world, that guy would be eaten by a mongoose.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Harm on September 12, 2011, 01:51:51 pm
If there was any justice in the world, that guy would be eaten by a mongoose.

Rikki Tikki Tavi Part 1 of 3 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CrEX4MxAzA#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on September 12, 2011, 03:29:02 pm
If there was any justice in the world, that guy would be eaten by a mongoose.

Epic anaconda kill in Anacondas: Hunt For the Blood Orchid (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BQXjfDAUPM#ws)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Raptor on September 12, 2011, 06:44:06 pm
Epic anaconda kill in Anacondas: Hunt For the Blood Orchid (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BQXjfDAUPM#ws)

And that, class, is why you always carry shotguns when travelling through uncharted rivers/any-other-terrain.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: booksmart on September 12, 2011, 07:54:42 pm
And that, class, is why you always carry shotguns grenades when travelling through uncharted rivers/any-other-terrain.

FTFY...
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: sarge712 on September 12, 2011, 09:10:10 pm
I could only stand half of Sneaky Snake's video. I lost IQ points, manhood points and respect for myself watching that acid trip.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Smith1776 on September 12, 2011, 09:24:47 pm
(http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lken0uOyBp1qzma4ho1_500.jpg)

(http://twentytwowords.com/wp-content/uploads/funny-comic-desert-island-boat-land.jpg)

 
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Garaballo on September 12, 2011, 10:32:08 pm
War Photographer Video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAFXayH1bpY#)

My contribution to the thread.  ;D
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Chrissmitty820 on September 13, 2011, 12:43:11 pm
War Photographer Video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAFXayH1bpY#)

My contribution to the thread.  ;D

 :rock :guitar

Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: sarge712 on September 13, 2011, 03:16:23 pm
War Photographer Video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAFXayH1bpY#)

My contribution to the thread.  ;D

That just went on my favorites list
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: coyotesfan97 on September 13, 2011, 03:33:18 pm
I watched about 10 seconds of the snake video but I watched all three parts of Rikki Tikki   :clap
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on September 13, 2011, 04:50:01 pm
God, I miss Gennedy Tartakovsky...

War Photographer for the win!
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Garaballo on September 13, 2011, 06:03:28 pm
(http://threepanelsoul.com/comics/2007-04-20-020.gif)
(http://threepanelsoul.com/comics/2007-04-24-021.gif)
(http://threepanelsoul.com/comics/2007-04-30-022.gif)

(sorry for the VT reference)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Gunnguy on September 13, 2011, 06:10:56 pm
This guy is VERY lucky!!!


http://www.wane.com/dpps/news/strange/bystanders-rescue-man-from-fiery-wreck-ob11-jgr_3940729 (http://www.wane.com/dpps/news/strange/bystanders-rescue-man-from-fiery-wreck-ob11-jgr_3940729)


VERY VERY lucky!

Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Thernlund on September 13, 2011, 07:52:03 pm
WOW!


-T.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Harm on September 13, 2011, 08:44:49 pm
I watched about 10 seconds of the snake video but I watched all three parts of Rikki Tikki   :clap

Seriously one of my favorite cartoons of all time. 
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Gunnguy on September 13, 2011, 09:06:54 pm
Seriously one of my favorite cartoons of all time. 
My favorite part is when he starts dancing his hind end around! That always gets me!

 :rotfl
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on September 13, 2011, 09:20:59 pm
Seriously one of my favorite cartoons of all time. 

+1
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Evil Jim on September 14, 2011, 12:16:31 am
The Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger (original narration by Randall) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg#)


Jim
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Matthew Mayner on September 14, 2011, 01:51:29 am
Zombie cowboys with an MP40's SMLE and a necromancer chick.

Oh yeah did I mention its also a music video? Available in 720 and 1080p

The Keep - "Slow in Reverse" (Western Action!) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbsmonNnbBQ#ws)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Chrissmitty820 on September 14, 2011, 08:47:21 am
Zombie cowboys with an MP40's SMLE and a necromancer chick.

Oh yeah did I mention its also a music video? Available in 720 and 1080p

The Keep - "Slow in Reverse" (Western Action!) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbsmonNnbBQ#ws)

The albino boa is always a nice touch. 

Re: Salma Hayek in 'Dusk til Dawn'...grrrroooowwwlll
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Thernlund on September 14, 2011, 11:38:48 am
Zombie cowboys with an MP40's SMLE and a necromancer chick.

Oh yeah did I mention its also a music video? Available in 720 and 1080p

The Keep - "Slow in Reverse" (Western Action!) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbsmonNnbBQ#ws)

That was actually a pretty good song.


-T.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Roper1911 on September 14, 2011, 11:58:34 am
Aye, The Keep rocks.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: sarge712 on September 14, 2011, 02:18:22 pm
War Photographer Video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAFXayH1bpY#)

My contribution to the thread.  ;D

 I looked for this song on i-tunes but no luck. Lots of other stuff by Jason Forrest but not this.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on September 14, 2011, 03:52:26 pm
Zombie cowboys with an MP40's SMLE and a necromancer chick.

Oh yeah did I mention its also a music video? Available in 720 and 1080p

I intended to post that here.  That's by the guys who did Dub-Step Guns.  They're pals of FreddieW, and all of them had another video with EpicMealTime recently.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Thernlund on September 14, 2011, 04:14:08 pm
Maddox on Chuck Norris (a reading from alphabet of manliness (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCKYlTc_EaY#noexternalembed)


-T.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on September 14, 2011, 04:48:10 pm
Maddox on Chuck Norris (a reading from alphabet of manliness (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCKYlTc_EaY#noexternalembed)


-T.

I note they only showed a few moments of the Bruce Lee movie Chuck was in.  I suppose it was to spare him the humiliation of Bruce's invention of body waxing for men before his head got twisted off.  :rotfl

Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: sqlbullet on September 14, 2011, 05:18:45 pm
Maddox on Chuck Norris (a reading from alphabet of manliness (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCKYlTc_EaY#noexternalembed)


-T.

I love Maddox.  We worked together from 2001-2004.  He is actually really laid back and mild in person.  Definitely eccentric though.  He used to padlock his chair to his desk with a log chain.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Gunnguy on September 14, 2011, 08:00:55 pm
When Chuck Norris gets kissed by his wife she has to use asbestos lip gloss to prevent herself from being burned by all that manliness.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Mick on September 15, 2011, 03:42:50 am
The Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger (original narration by Randall) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg#)


Jim

We Don't Need No Stinking Badgers! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gx6TBrfCW54#ws)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: JesseL on September 15, 2011, 02:37:50 pm
(http://th06.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/f/2011/053/1/7/teddy_roosevelt_vs__bigfoot_by_sharpwriter-d3a72w4.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: ZeroTA on September 15, 2011, 06:03:36 pm
Honey Badger had me rolling. Awesome.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: booksmart on September 15, 2011, 06:04:30 pm
I'm almost afraid to ask, but... why is Teddy Roosevelt's belt buckle a nuclear warning?
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: JesseL on September 15, 2011, 06:06:33 pm
He's radiating lethal levels of Awesome.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on September 15, 2011, 06:07:27 pm
I'm almost afraid to ask, but... why is Teddy Roosevelt's belt buckle a nuclear warning?

It was the prize Teddy received after skinning Duke Nukem and turning him into a belt and pair of riding boots. 

Next on the fake tough-guy hit parade, Jack Bauer!
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: JesseL on September 15, 2011, 06:15:19 pm
It was the prize Teddy received after skinning Duke Nukem and turning him into a belt and pair of riding boots. 

Next on the fake tough-guy hit parade, Jack Bauer!

Bully!
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Feud on September 15, 2011, 06:21:22 pm
In the spirit of the Honey Badger:

Bonjour, Girl! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcuI6K9daIw#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: sarge712 on September 15, 2011, 06:33:52 pm
 
Next on the fake tough-guy hit parade, Jack Bauer!

Aaaaaaaaamen.+1,+1,+1...
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Mick on September 16, 2011, 03:15:10 am
Guess I got My Badger Back (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMtcqfQNd2Y#ws)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Roper1911 on September 16, 2011, 12:48:08 pm
The Ultimate Showdown (with MP3 ?) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WgT9gy4zQA#)

'Before he could make it back to the bat cave, Abraham Lincoln popped outta his grave- took an AK-47 out from under hat, blew batman a way with a Ratta-tat-tat- but he ran out of bullets and he ran away, because optimus prime came to save the day'

'the fight raged on for a century, many lives were claimed but eventually the champion stood, the rest saw their better- Mr. Rogers in a blood stained sweater-' YEEAAAHHHH!

also- Lemon Demon - Bad Idea ? (fixed version w/ MP3) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPFYAd96WqE#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on September 16, 2011, 12:48:29 pm
I have the Lolcat bible... but this was new to me. 

(http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/016/c/4/The_First_Fail_by_Avenar.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Feud on September 16, 2011, 05:53:37 pm
Official Ojai Valley Taxidermy TV Commercial (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJP1DphOWPs#ws)

Is that antelope driving a car?
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Chrissmitty820 on September 16, 2011, 09:50:07 pm
 
Official Ojai Valley Taxidermy TV Commercial (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJP1DphOWPs#ws)

Is that antelope driving a car?

 :facepalm

I feel a meme coming on...

"Is that Strom Thurmond in the Senate Gallery?"

"NOPE! Chuck Testa"
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Chrissmitty820 on September 16, 2011, 10:03:24 pm

 :facepalm

I feel a meme coming on...

"Is that Strom Thurmond in the Senate Gallery?"

"NOPE! Chuck Testa"


"Aaaaaah! Zombie Werewolf!"

"NOPE! Chuck Testa"
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Harm on September 16, 2011, 10:08:59 pm
Marvel Super Heroes: What The--?! Episode One (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_W1_OWy3Pg#ws)
Goodbye litterbox - hello mens room!
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Thernlund on September 16, 2011, 11:15:32 pm
This happened today right here in the Valley of the Sun.

George Lindell (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U34NZoRwo_k#)

Reality hits you hard, bro.


-T.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: JesseL on September 16, 2011, 11:23:08 pm
 :scrutiny Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

The guy in the back on the left side makes me wonder how Hunter Thompson and Johnny Knoxville managed to have a baby.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Harm on September 16, 2011, 11:33:31 pm
:scrutiny Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

The guy in the back on the left side makes me wonder how Hunter Thompson and Johnny Knoxville managed to have a baby.
:rotfl :rotfl. Haha. I watched it a second time to see Hunter Knoxville
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Thernlund on September 17, 2011, 02:37:54 pm
Pretty much expected.

Will It Blend-Chuck Norris (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9V-goCaua0#)


-T.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Khorne on September 17, 2011, 02:51:47 pm
Pretty much expected.

Will It Blend-Chuck Norris (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9V-goCaua0#)


-T.
That was amazing.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Raptor on September 17, 2011, 03:01:01 pm
 :rotfl

I guessed that would happen, but it's still laugh-out-loud funny.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Harm on September 17, 2011, 04:00:07 pm
Doritos® - Crash the Super Bowl 2010 Finalist - Snack Attack Samurai (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bRSM4EbLFw#ws)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Outbreak on September 17, 2011, 09:02:57 pm
Back to the Future - Metal version. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbM2HeEIXxU#ws)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Smith1776 on September 18, 2011, 07:56:30 pm
Don't Mess With Texas B-17.flv (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlFD0Zyl_f0#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Raptor on September 18, 2011, 11:20:43 pm
TOM SELLECK'S MOUSTACHE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxhqVrbixZc#ws)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Outbreak on September 19, 2011, 01:55:10 am
TOM SELLECK'S MOUSTACHE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxhqVrbixZc#ws)

That lip warmer, that soup strainer, that flavor saver, that MOUSTACHIO....really does make every movie better.

Might have to grow my child-terrifier, girl repeller, combat stache out again.
(http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/4060/073tm.jpg)
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Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on September 21, 2011, 02:34:04 pm
Ladies and gentlemen.  I present to you the ONE HOPE of CONTROLLING the zombie hordes, of turning the rotting, walking dead into productive citizens.

I present to you... EPIC ZOMBIE MEAL TIME!

Zombie Meal Time - Epic Meal Time (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yttA7YkWdr0#ws)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Outbreak on September 21, 2011, 03:13:52 pm
This one was the most boring EMT yet. I am a firm believer that zombies are only cool because they're autonomous, reactive, moving targets, and that the only good zed is a dead zed.

Undead Chefs don't really do it for me. Now crazy, drunk, Canadian chefs? They're AWESOME!
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Raptor on September 21, 2011, 09:13:18 pm
Jedi Kittens Strike Back (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Z3r9X8OahA#ws)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Matthew Mayner on September 22, 2011, 12:13:15 am
Why you should drive recklessly.

Drive Recklessly (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9S75Rfva9O8#ws)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Langenator on September 22, 2011, 10:29:07 pm
Undead Chefs don't really do it for me. Now crazy, drunk, Canadian chefs? They're AWESOME!

Nah, I prefer my crazy drunk chefs Swedish.

Actually, I don't know if he was drunk.  Maybe he was just that goofy sober.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Outbreak on September 23, 2011, 12:43:19 pm
Nah, I prefer my crazy drunk chefs Swedish.

Actually, I don't know if he was drunk.  Maybe he was just that goofy sober.

The Zombies were drunk Canadians before they became undead.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on September 23, 2011, 01:47:08 pm
I still think the recruitment in the park was hilarious. 

And the subtitles.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on September 24, 2011, 03:17:27 pm
Back to the zombie slaughter -

Black Ops Zombies in Real life (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YKaZTGbi8g#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Roper1911 on September 24, 2011, 09:55:25 pm
Splinter Cell: Lightbulb Assassin (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPMx86wXaKY#ws)

Just for the thumbnail.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on September 24, 2011, 11:54:04 pm
(http://chzsomuchpun.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/ad524ebc-7c60-41f3-8c95-892113f9f546.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Gunnguy on September 25, 2011, 05:01:38 pm
 :facepalm
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Roper1911 on September 25, 2011, 10:45:07 pm
http://nooooooooooooooo.com/ (http://nooooooooooooooo.com/)


*posted without comment
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Garaballo on September 26, 2011, 08:00:23 pm
Canadian Beer Sucks! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_5w_35Y6ns#ws)

But then again we have Corona down here...
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: sarge712 on September 26, 2011, 08:53:31 pm
Hahaha I love John Candy and that movie
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Evil Jim on September 26, 2011, 09:43:37 pm
Why stuff no come out of hole?
Stupid People Own Guns Too (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/81869689#)


Jim
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Matthew Mayner on September 26, 2011, 11:07:25 pm
 :panic Holy crap remind me never to go shooting with that guy.  I've never understood what someone thinks they are going to see by looking down the barrel?  Mr. Numb-nuts is lucky he has a face.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Outbreak on September 26, 2011, 11:49:49 pm
Evidently, Darwin is a poor marksman.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: GeorgeHill on September 27, 2011, 12:49:02 am
Why stuff no come out of hole?
Stupid People Own Guns Too (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/81869689#)


Jim
WTF!
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: sarge712 on September 27, 2011, 01:12:29 am
Thanks for the training video! Never underestimate what a rookie on your range will do.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: coyotesfan97 on September 27, 2011, 04:34:23 am
NSFW and get some brain bleach...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3A1nprfuJs&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Chrissmitty820 on September 27, 2011, 08:46:07 am
NSFW and get some brain bleach...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3A1nprfuJs&feature=youtube_gdata_player (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3A1nprfuJs&feature=youtube_gdata_player)

'Stomp' has gone a totally different direction these days....

 ;D
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: GeorgeHill on September 27, 2011, 09:34:07 am
You guys know I married into a family of dancers... I've watched many a dance since I got married.  Modern, Impressionist, Jazz, Ballet of all sorts, tap, Latin... all that.  I probably know more about dance than I should.

THAT... was utter shiat.  Just total crap. 
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Garaballo on September 27, 2011, 10:17:26 am
Says the man who danced as a tree   :neener

Or was it Saint Patrick?

The hell I know I just know you danced as something GH, don't deny it! you are just resisting.... the urge.... to dance off!... (dance tights and all) haha
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: booksmart on September 27, 2011, 10:51:16 am
Since we don't have an "Internet Cool Stuff" thread, I'll just stick this here :

What does it feel like to fly over planet Earth? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74mhQyuyELQ#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: sarge712 on September 27, 2011, 11:57:48 am
NSFW and get some brain bleach...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3A1nprfuJs&feature=youtube_gdata_player (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3A1nprfuJs&feature=youtube_gdata_player)

WHAAAAAAAT THE....????? duuuuuuur...

I'd disown a kid if mine who performed in that insanity. I got a bit dizzy watching that. How in hell did any of them keep a straight face doing that?
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on September 27, 2011, 12:08:02 pm
NSFW and get some brain bleach...

I had the sound off, but they could have done so much cool with a "four-legged" dance such as they had with those arm crutches.

You only have to see footage from the stage show version of the Lion King to see what can be done awesomely.

And honestly, WTF with the head gear and the lame brained "floor scoot" guy.  Any skateboarder worth his salt could have made a wheeled plank like that glide across the stage and be as graceful as a ballerina to boot. 
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Thernlund on September 27, 2011, 12:11:48 pm
I sometimes wonder if the actual performers realize how stupid the whole thing is, but just need a job.


-T.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Gunnguy on September 27, 2011, 12:31:01 pm
NSFW and get some brain bleach...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3A1nprfuJs&feature=youtube_gdata_player (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3A1nprfuJs&feature=youtube_gdata_player)
Uhm....I ...er...uhm...WTF?
 :doh :facepalm :shrug
And this is where our tax money goes in supporting the NEA and other 'Worthy' efforts.
Should've stuck with the urine and feces dunked crosses junk.
This expressionism is getting to be almost like English Literature classes in College...pointless.
People go to see it because it gots nudy peoples in it.
Might as well be burlesque...nevermind... that's an insult to even the worst burlesque performers!
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Evil Jim on September 27, 2011, 10:01:14 pm
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/hs014.snc6/166464_485583393659_564893659_6030524_5964418_n.jpg)
(http://fotozup.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/funny_products_015.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0d/Marvel_Zombies_hardcover.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/Vk6Ka.jpg)
(http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/comment/9/2011/01/baa652e35e3cb251c6464bf66a1fa036/original.jpg)
(http://funnypicturesofanimals1.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/amazing-funny-animal-picture.jpg)

I was bored...


Jim
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on September 27, 2011, 10:36:45 pm
TOTALLY NSFW - but funny as hell.

ZOMBINLADEN (2011) Fake Zombie Movie Trailer CONTROVERSIAL (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmhRl-A5tWE#ws)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: dubber308 on September 27, 2011, 10:42:42 pm
 :rotfl :rotfl
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Chrissmitty820 on September 27, 2011, 11:51:43 pm

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0d/Marvel_Zombies_hardcover.jpg)


This is actually a pretty good series
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Matthew Mayner on September 28, 2011, 01:05:14 am
Since we don't have an "Internet Cool Stuff" thread, I'll just stick this here :

What does it feel like to fly over planet Earth? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74mhQyuyELQ#)

That was freaking awesome.

Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Outbreak on September 29, 2011, 08:10:54 pm
...And why? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gufXf67qBcc#ws)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Feud on September 29, 2011, 11:13:52 pm
Hipster Tea Party with Ryan Hansen (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ig8F-G-pXO4#noexternalembed-ws)

Tea Party Hipsters
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: ZeroTA on September 30, 2011, 05:37:24 pm
Marvel Zombies ftw. Headpool is hilarious. Any Deadpool fan needs to read the Merc With a Mouth TPB.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: akodo on October 01, 2011, 07:21:48 pm
Had to share...

Guy On A Buffalo - Episode 1 (Bears, Indians & Such) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJ4T9CQA0UM#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Chrissmitty820 on October 01, 2011, 09:18:55 pm
The only thing that would've made it better is if they included the line "'Cause f**k you, I'm on a buffalo"
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: akodo on October 02, 2011, 09:56:35 pm
The only thing that would've made it better is if they included the line "'Cause f**k you, I'm on a buffalo"

it is a pretty catchy tune!

there is an episode 2 and 3 if you look

Guy On A Buffalo - Episode 2 (Orphans, Cougars & What Not) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5Lmkm5EF5E#)

punch that cougar in the face!


the way the buffalo deals with the wolf...I don't think they can put the 'no animals were harmed' disclaimer on this one!
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Khorne on October 03, 2011, 07:01:42 pm
(http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkbh1yknBE1qg29koo1_400.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on October 03, 2011, 07:08:21 pm
 :rotfl Hipster Mauve-Bib.  :rotfl

(http://www.arrakis.co.uk/jpg/doon.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Raptor on October 03, 2011, 07:40:24 pm
Amazing Bagpipe Man (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xqp2NoCaXUY#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: booksmart on October 03, 2011, 07:55:26 pm
...wtf?

In unrelated news, my cat is now looking around wildly...
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: RevDisk on October 03, 2011, 08:50:12 pm

Charlie The Unicorn (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5im0Ssyyus#ws)

Watch the whole thing.  Trust me.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Matthew Mayner on October 04, 2011, 01:48:16 am
This guy really likes his Sega.

2080 - My Megadrive (official video) 1080p (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-SB5mv-RcU#ws)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Chrissmitty820 on October 04, 2011, 09:12:53 am
Charlie The Unicorn (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5im0Ssyyus#ws)

Watch the whole thing.  Trust me.

"Shun the nonbeliever.....Shun....."
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Chrissmitty820 on October 04, 2011, 09:22:35 am
Powerthirst (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRuNxHqwazs#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Matthew Mayner on October 05, 2011, 11:50:43 pm
Duelling Useless Machines! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkgoSOSGrx4#ws)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on October 06, 2011, 12:07:23 am
(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/demotivational-posters-this-guy.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on October 06, 2011, 12:21:13 am
(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/demotivational-posters-seems-legit2.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on October 06, 2011, 01:23:52 am
(http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/koma-comic-strip-forgot-the-parachute.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on October 06, 2011, 02:32:56 pm
Obama on Batman: The Brave and the Bold (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLaUuYb3ODU#)

The Brave and the Bold was a great series...  :rotfl
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Gunnguy on October 06, 2011, 11:54:19 pm
Now THAT was entertainment!
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Thernlund on October 08, 2011, 09:53:54 pm
The thread with the Bad Lip Reading vid got my wife looking around.  She found the one below. 

"Russian Unicorn" — a bad lip reading of Michael Bublé (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjaZNYSt7o0#ws)

I laughed my ass off, but, I thought that the original had to be a similar song.  The beat matches up, the choreography jives.  I figured they just changed the words.  Then I went and found the original...

Michael Bublé - "Haven't Met You Yet" [Official Music Video] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AJmKkU5POA#noexternalembed-ws)

WOW!  The tempo isn't even the same!

Bad Lip Reading are mad geniuses.  Simple as that.


-T.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Khorne on October 08, 2011, 11:21:47 pm
indian thriller with english lyrics! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmLRFIjyfAg#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: mwcoleburn on October 10, 2011, 05:35:32 pm
Just for T on Columbus day,

http://youtu.be/xBzoBgfm55w
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Mamba1-0 on October 12, 2011, 12:04:26 am
Language advisory....................

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on October 12, 2011, 04:01:53 pm
Animation done completely with the layers from a Black Ops insignia creator.

TNA Lego Texas Chainsaw Massacre (Bloody Version) Black Ops (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=di2mStwTueM#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Khorne on October 13, 2011, 05:52:33 pm
This thread is what makes America great
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on October 15, 2011, 01:10:59 am
Your Favorite Martian is awesome.

NSFW
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

And SKULL WORLD!  SCA with BOX COSTUMES!

Skull World (2012) - Official Trailer [HD] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKkGe3eG4_g#ws)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: stephendutton on October 20, 2011, 05:19:58 am
Does bigfoot exist in the UK?
Chinese slipper makers seem to to think so - This is what happened when some guy ordered slippers for his slightly different sized feet:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2051081/Missed-decimal-point-sees-slipper-ordered-China-returned-size-1-450--big-owner-sleep-in.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2051081/Missed-decimal-point-sees-slipper-ordered-China-returned-size-1-450--big-owner-sleep-in.html)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on October 20, 2011, 01:02:26 pm
Does bigfoot exist in the UK?
Chinese slipper makers seem to to think so - This is what happened when some guy ordered slippers for his slightly different sized feet:

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/10/19/article-0-0E6FDDCD00000578-201_634x403.jpg)

I want!
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on October 21, 2011, 03:18:51 pm
 :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl

Fire Blood Murder (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xtzq7PG9f8#ws)

Black metal guys are so funny. 
Title: Vest/pouch combo
Post by: ZeroTA on October 23, 2011, 12:31:13 am
There might be room for ammo somewhere, but you got to prioritize.

(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y257/2transams/1312589604045.jpg)
Title: Re: Vest/pouch combo
Post by: Roper1911 on October 23, 2011, 06:59:30 am
There might be room for ammo somewhere, but you got to prioritize.

(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y257/2transams/1312589604045.jpg)

I think I've seen that guy at a gun show claiming to be an army ranger....
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Evil Jim on October 23, 2011, 07:02:21 pm
The Walken Dead (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=giAQuLntqXY#ws)


Jim
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Gunnguy on October 23, 2011, 11:08:29 pm
 :facepalm :banghead :facepalm
Stop! Please stop the madness! AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

 :banghead
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Feud on October 24, 2011, 12:30:26 am
Just so we're all clear:

(http://boingboing.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/santana-gaddafi_320.jpg)

http://boingboing.net/2011/10/21/gaddafi-is-not-santana.html (http://boingboing.net/2011/10/21/gaddafi-is-not-santana.html)

Carlos Santana is not dead.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on October 24, 2011, 12:53:41 am
Trunk monkey doesn't do enough.

TRUNK GORILLA!

Trunk Gorilla (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jc4NRb2L-70#ws)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Feud on October 24, 2011, 08:55:06 pm
Mitt Romney gets the BLR treatment:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9L9A1IMTQo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9L9A1IMTQo#ws)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Musashi on October 25, 2011, 10:51:59 am
LOL....no I mean it...i freak'n laughed out load at the Romney thing.  "Centurians from east asia and mumbai have my ice chest"  oh man...*wipes tear from eye*
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Thernlund on October 25, 2011, 03:06:27 pm
That was hilarious.  :rotfl  "I will pour spiders and badgers on the enemy, and get them all to shut up."  I would totally vote for that.

I would LOVE to see what they could do with Ron Paul.


-T.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Outbreak on October 25, 2011, 11:20:23 pm
"Stuff the Ice Chest."

I can get behind that.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: booksmart on October 28, 2011, 09:03:27 am
(http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6041/6288862904_01341ef574_z.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: ksuguy on October 28, 2011, 09:11:42 am
Too bad Romney isn't actually like that.  He might actually be worth voting for if he was.     
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Viking on October 30, 2011, 06:36:04 pm
Pretty cool commercial with Rick "Zombie Boy" Genest: :)
Dermablend Go Beyond The Cover Commercial with Zombie Boy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IeO8RthMANg#ws)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on October 31, 2011, 12:10:11 am
The definition of a hero - the guy walking into danger while everyone else is running away.

I can just imagine this guy wouldn't mind having some NYFD and NYPD guys backing him up.

Skyrim Live Action Short (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGEv1W3c7cg#ws)

Hmmm... kinda creepy...

Grim Night Trailer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdAdEb16cyQ#ws)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: CameronS on October 31, 2011, 10:01:00 am
Grim Night looks awesome!
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: sarge712 on October 31, 2011, 10:43:33 am
I loved the SkyRim trailer, Doug.

As for the Grim Night trailer, it looks promising buuut...are these guys, whatever they are, bullet proof? Machete proof?
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: CameronS on October 31, 2011, 11:18:15 am
As for the Grim Night trailer, it looks promising buuut...are these guys, whatever they are, bullet proof? Machete proof?

My thoughts too . . . From this (http://collider.com/universal-grim-night-trailer/122507/) article, it looks like they're Grim Reapers, so maybe they're untouchable. I love the poster on the telephone pole, though. "Do Not Engage. Do Not Touch. Obey Requests." Obey requests? Like hell.

"*slow, ominous knock on the door* Come with me to the Underworld, puny human."
"Gaaah! Son of a $#@%&!" *BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG clickclack BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG*
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: coyotesfan97 on October 31, 2011, 01:13:09 pm
Trolling Saruman (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaqC5FnvAEc#ws)

Trolling Saruman---can't get song out head warning
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: RevDisk on October 31, 2011, 10:00:32 pm
I loved the SkyRim trailer, Doug.

As for the Grim Night trailer, it looks promising buuut...are these guys, whatever they are, bullet proof? Machete proof?

Eh.  Bullets, steel, electricity, chemicals, witchcraft, exorcism, electromagnetic, ionizing radiation, overpressure, underpressure, whatever.  If they have mass or energy, they can be killed.  And would be.  I dunno about anyone else, but I'm of the opinion that it is unmannerly to go to Valhalla without bringing along a few...  trophies.  I also plan on copping a feel on one of those valkyrja.  There's no entry to the afterworld like getting jackslapped by one of Freyja's finest.

I remember watching Paranormal Activity and sketching out ah, devices for tracking and killing such an entity. 
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Garaballo on November 01, 2011, 01:01:58 am
Heheh, at the latest Paranormal activity movie I was just thinking... Grimoire of True Names, Grimoire of True Names, where the frak a Grimoire of True Names is where I need one?
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: sarge712 on November 02, 2011, 07:39:02 pm
"You snot lickin' donkey fart!" I've gotta work that into my conversation tomorrow

Charles Bronson has always treated women as equals (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAJNbup5_YA#ws)

The scalp yank is just icing on the cake. Good ol' Chuck B
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: strangelittleman on November 02, 2011, 08:07:24 pm
Ahhh YES!! That's the Uncle Charlie we know and Love!
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Grant on November 02, 2011, 08:39:47 pm
Ahhh YES!! That's the Uncle Charlie we know and Love!

HOLY Bat**** batman!     Is that really who I think it is?

  Good to see ya ;)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: booksmart on November 02, 2011, 08:58:31 pm
HOLY Bat**** batman!     Is that really who I think it is?

  Good to see ya ;)

I've heard tales... legends... but always wrote them off as fairytales...

He does exist.   :D
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on November 02, 2011, 10:44:55 pm
You just do. not.  insult.  Bronson.  after.  trying.  to.  kick.  him.  AND FAIL!
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Matthew Mayner on November 03, 2011, 01:06:18 am
(http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6041/6288862904_01341ef574_z.jpg)

Bah if those kids were home-schooled they'd be packing AR-15's.  :neener
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Splodge Of Doom on November 03, 2011, 04:27:01 am
Bah if those kids were home-schooled they'd be packing AR-15's.  :neener

The could be English home-schoolers.  ;D
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: stephendutton on November 03, 2011, 12:58:59 pm
The could be English home-schoolers.  ;D

Then it would be a cricket bat instead of a baseball bat.
Tally ho!
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on November 03, 2011, 01:33:15 pm
Bah if those kids were home-schooled they'd be packing AR-15's.  :neener

You going on a slide with an AR on your back?  The horde probably swept in and cut them off from their rifles, but they've got their backups with them. 
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: CameronS on November 03, 2011, 03:44:58 pm
Humpback Whale Nearly Swallows Surfer (http://www.grindtv.com/outdoor/blog/30915/lunging+humpback+whale+nearly+swallows+up+surfer+kayaker/) (video at link)

 :o
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: coyotesfan97 on November 03, 2011, 05:32:04 pm
That was cool!  The birds reminded me of Moby Dick.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on November 04, 2011, 02:53:14 pm
Pigs can fly, thanks to ActionFactoryStunts.

Action Factory Stunts Pig Flying Demo Reel www.AFStunts.com (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Di2tA6Wntjg#)

And Corridor Digital makes a SHOCKING video!

Shock Troopers (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9AkvnSYO8s#ws)

Both safe for work.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Matthew Mayner on November 05, 2011, 12:56:44 am
Foxes jumping on a trampoline.

Foxes Jumping on my Trampoline (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8xJtH6UcQY#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Jake91 on November 05, 2011, 11:59:45 pm
I don't know if this has been posted yet as this is a huge thread but: I give thee Llamas with hats
Llamas with Hats 1 - 4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-vsynsE8RQ#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Garaballo on November 06, 2011, 12:57:27 am
Reaper of the Somme

Quote
October 9, 1916
Patient #213: Sous-Lieutenant Marcel Lazare – 151st Régiment d‘Infantrie, wounded by Artillery battery fire. Prior to his war involvement, Lazare was a notable artist d‘ Nouveau in Nice. Patient was pulled from battle and brought to my care after a shell explosion left him for dead. He is calm, considering the significant damage to his legs. His first words to me: “It was him.” I assume he is speaking of the soldier who pulled him from battle. The rest of his men were obliterated, their lives forever taken in an apocalyptic shelling.

October 10, 1916
Removed Patient 213‘s legs – impacted shrapnel.

October 12, 1916
Patient seems not to know or care about the loss of his legs, has no questions about when he might recover or return home. Instead, he has begun to repeat phrases, such as: “The others…he ripped them apart” - “They could not stop him” - “He is coming for me.”

Patient Lazare is experiencing common post-traumatic delusions; that is, he is creating nightmares to explain his war experience. These delusions distract the patient from reality, yet, once gone, the patient is hit with compounded survivor‘s guilt and shock. If he continues with this for much longer, I will request transfer to a psych ward.

October 19, 1916
Today, Patient 213: “One holds his scythe. One grabs and lifts you from the earth. Another uses its long fingers to dissect you slowly, and the last rips your screaming head from your body.”

October 20, 1916
A nurse found Patient 213 drawing on his sheets and casts. When she took his pencil, he apologized, clear eyed and steady. She told me that, though she was confused by his behavior, she felt as though she was talking to a sane man. His desire to draw has given me a thought. If Lazare is able to express himself in the way that he finds most natural, through his artistic talent, he may be able to quickly exorcise the delusion. I gave him some basic drawing supplies that I could find, and asked him to illustrate what he saw.

October 21, 1916
This morning, I returned to a stack of sketches. The drawings are precise and consistent, not the typical work of a man who has lost his mind. The main component is a creature: Massive, his head a hollow, empty skull, with four sinewy arms that lead to long, spider-like pointed fingers. His chest is protected with heavy, ornate armor, with black leather tassets hanging from his belt. His knees are plated by sculptures of screaming lions, and steel bracer gauntlets cover his long wrists. One of the arms holds a curved, gleaming scythe. He shows how the monster moves. It leaves a rotting trail of destruction from the perils of war – helmets, rusted weaponry, remnants of fallen soldiers‘ uniforms – deteriorating and swirling beneath its feet, industrial battle trash and residue of those who were once fathers and sons. There is smeared blood on the paper where bodies are drawn, piled. I notice that Patient 213‘s fingertips are bleeding, pricked with the sharpened lead of the pencils.

In one sketch, the creature holds a soldier‘s body with one of his tangled arms. With another arm, he holds the head inside the soldier‘s own battle helmet, as if presenting it to us on a platter. Under the creature‘s heavy boots are the bodies of other soldiers, bleeding and crushed under the weight of this massive sack of bones. The empty eyes of the skull seem to have gotten blacker, while the smile of his crooked jaw seems to have gotten wider.

The creature is unmistakably Death.

As a doctor, I am determined to call this a severe post-traumatic hallucination. Yet his precision and adamancy has given me pause. typically only men of sound minds can conjure such detailed exacting illustrations. Either I have underestimated the magnitude of his mental condition; or he is absolutely, without a doubt, telling the truth.

As a man, I cannot say what I believe.

October 22, 1916
It is 2AM. The evening Nurse called me, terrified, saying there were horrifying screams, and sounds of crunching and scraping coming from Patient 213‘s wing.

When I entered his room, there was nothing out of the ordinary. He seems to have died peacefully in his sleep.

Although Marcel Lazare is now passed on, in quiet slumber my nights are haunted by the passionately expressed works he left behind. They, more than any of the horrors I have witnessed in this war, have challenged my definition of sanity. I have packed the art works of Lazare into a valise and had them sent back home so that I can contemplate their true meaning once this war is over, for to do so now is at great peril to my own fragile stability.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Viking on November 06, 2011, 01:08:33 am
Are those journal notes (and the drawing) real, or just faked creepypasta?
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Garaballo on November 06, 2011, 01:16:59 am
Probably a made up marketing campaign for a line of toys, I think in the same vein of the old spawn figures, it's well done thou, that's why I posted it, weird/creepy I know, but good.

http://www.sideshowtoy.com/?page_id=36557&ref=dead_home (http://www.sideshowtoy.com/?page_id=36557&ref=dead_home)

(Forgot to add the link earlier).
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Viking on November 06, 2011, 01:45:30 am
Indeed a bit creepy.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: GeorgeHill on November 06, 2011, 11:25:16 pm
I don't know if this has been posted yet as this is a huge thread but: I give thee Llamas with hats
Llamas with Hats 1 - 4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-vsynsE8RQ#)
Llamas do like their Orphan Meat... can't blame them, really.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: GeorgeHill on November 07, 2011, 01:22:11 pm
A commercial for a glass boot.
Das Beer Boot Music Video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuDtACzKGRs#ws)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: JesseL on November 07, 2011, 08:47:30 pm
And then, out of nowhere...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=epFvWrJKL54 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epFvWrJKL54#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Gunnguy on November 07, 2011, 09:02:08 pm
 :scrutiny
Ok that was just disturbing.

Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on November 07, 2011, 09:08:52 pm
Awww... what a cute, cuddly little raccoon...

OH MY GAWD!  FURREH RAEP!   :panic :panic :panic
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Outbreak on November 07, 2011, 09:40:28 pm
Wanna bet some naive family with a pet possum saw a sign for "Furry Day in the Park! Bring out your cute Furry creatures to play with each other.'
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: GeorgeHill on November 07, 2011, 09:50:00 pm
Tman has it right.  "SHOTGUN!"
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Matthew Mayner on November 08, 2011, 02:54:12 am
Boy Scouts.

Boy Scouts (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYoeSepAzHc#ws)

Yep I've had some like these.   ;D
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on November 08, 2011, 12:17:30 pm
Officially now a subscriber to Greenstorm.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Jake91 on November 09, 2011, 01:36:27 pm
Having heard this story told live at a book signing I am very glad to see this finally on an internet in good quality.

Patrick Rothfuss: Guinea Pigs are Fish (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T973_Xw-zwo#ws)

PS read his books. They are awesome!
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Feud on November 09, 2011, 05:55:59 pm
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfb-7nTBNxg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfb-7nTBNxg#ws)

There's a song in there, just takes a moment.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Matthew Mayner on November 10, 2011, 01:18:51 am
Woah heavy drug use had to play a factor in the production of that video.

Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: sarge712 on November 10, 2011, 07:07:18 am
Hip-hop Jawas meet Hello Kitty's weird uncle
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: ksuguy on November 10, 2011, 09:06:31 am
The latest China Star ad.  "Forget the forks!  They got meat on a stick!"

China Star Deliciousness (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qO9pvuM8OJA#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on November 10, 2011, 02:18:27 pm
"iMac Believer."

Neil Diamond is digging his own grave so he can spin in it.

But that was funny, huh?

^ksuguy - "Crab legs not actually large enough to ride."

Disclaimer victory!
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on November 11, 2011, 12:14:25 am
Ways to improve the Return of the Jedi...

Hulk vs. Ewok (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fL3r2wlSIHw#ws)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Outbreak on November 11, 2011, 04:06:14 pm
http://www.epicmealtime.com/videos/2011/11/8/fast-food-chinese-food.html (http://www.epicmealtime.com/videos/2011/11/8/fast-food-chinese-food.html)

This is one of the best Epic Meal Time's yet. There isn't anything on that table that doesn't look delicious. I might have to make some Mac'n'cheese eggrolls and kung pao popcorn chicken.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: GeorgeHill on November 13, 2011, 01:28:13 pm
Genghis Khan vs Easter Bunny. Epic Rap Battles of History #8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WA4tLCGcTG4#ws)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Gunnguy on November 13, 2011, 06:25:12 pm
Genghis Khan vs Easter Bunny. Epic Rap Battles of History #8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WA4tLCGcTG4#ws)
Reminds me of someone on too much sugar.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on November 15, 2011, 01:29:57 pm
Public Service Announcement: Deadly Assassins (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_EgkjucUPc#ws)

Can YOU spot the Deadly Assassin?
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: sohmdaddy on November 15, 2011, 03:39:23 pm
Remember, the public is the key to stopping terrorism, but DHS is the only one professional enough to take care of those naughty bad guys. Scroll down to see the video.

http://www.dhs.gov/files/programs/gc_1259859901230.shtm (http://www.dhs.gov/files/programs/gc_1259859901230.shtm)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Outbreak on November 16, 2011, 11:12:35 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=bvAvth2sMHc# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=bvAvth2sMHc#)!
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: sarge712 on November 16, 2011, 07:43:20 pm
How not to do a pistol take away:

Scene from me, myself, and Irene (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4KfzD9Syvs#ws)



Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: CameronS on November 18, 2011, 11:59:05 am
(http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/301599_2449470233328_1149132446_2889071_575533677_n.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: HMPlatinum on November 18, 2011, 06:27:43 pm
 :rotfl
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: JesseL on November 20, 2011, 06:26:07 pm
WE GOT THAT B ROLL!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SItFvB0Upb8#noexternalembed)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: the556GRIZZLY on November 20, 2011, 08:50:02 pm
My daughter has chosen the Dark Side. [ORIGINAL] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XF7b_MNEIAg#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: JesseL on November 21, 2011, 01:42:52 pm
Might be a couple mildly NSFW bits in there.

Romantically Apocalyptic - Que Sera (http://vimeo.com/16694545)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Splodge Of Doom on November 21, 2011, 08:15:11 pm
I had totally forgotten about Romantically Apocalyptic. I love that strip.

Anyway, adding to the weird:
Norazo - Superman live w/ English lyrics (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBvdmCo5BRk#ws)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Splodge Of Doom on November 21, 2011, 08:24:22 pm
And just a little more.

??? - ?? (Norazo - Curry) [ENG SUB] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXq0VzPsbRM#noexternalembed-ws)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Gunnguy on November 21, 2011, 09:03:45 pm
 :facepalm
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Khorne on November 21, 2011, 09:07:43 pm
Aural Vampire - Freeeeze!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9loRRdMVtBk#)
They were the opening band in the craziest concert I've ever been to. Lots of fun, but definitely weird.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Gunnguy on November 21, 2011, 09:13:10 pm
Aural Vampire - Freeeeze!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9loRRdMVtBk#)
They were the opening band in the craziest concert I've ever been to. Lots of fun, but definitely weird.
Reminds me of an Anime with a Queen of the Vampires who is protected by a Werewolf.

Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Khorne on November 21, 2011, 09:14:13 pm
In this case she's protected by a robot DJ.  His mask is way cool in real life.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: JesseL on November 21, 2011, 09:19:40 pm
I had totally forgotten about Romantically Apocalyptic. I love that strip.

I just found it today. Beautifully done and freakin' hilarious.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Outbreak on November 21, 2011, 11:32:54 pm
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/45361508/ns/local_news-miami_fl/#.TsslRT0k6sp (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/45361508/ns/local_news-miami_fl/#.TsslRT0k6sp)

Fix-a-flat? Really? :facepalm
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: the556GRIZZLY on November 22, 2011, 12:14:13 am
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/45361508/ns/local_news-miami_fl/#.TsslRT0k6sp (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/45361508/ns/local_news-miami_fl/#.TsslRT0k6sp)

Fix-a-flat? Really? :facepalm

wrong kinda flat  :banghead
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Splodge Of Doom on November 22, 2011, 04:30:32 pm
Reminds me of an Anime with a Queen of the Vampires who is protected by a Werewolf.



Oh, I know that one. "Dance in the Vampire Bund", right?
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: GeorgeHill on November 22, 2011, 05:32:16 pm
A Vampire I wouldn't stake...




...through the heart...




...until morning.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: booksmart on November 22, 2011, 11:04:27 pm
India Talent Show - Warriors of Goja AMAZING (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2SUaoVy_iU#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Gunnguy on November 22, 2011, 11:16:35 pm
Oh, I know that one. "Dance in the Vampire Bund", right?
Bingo! Give the man a cigar!

Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Gunnguy on November 22, 2011, 11:25:15 pm
India Talent Show - Warriors of Goja AMAZING (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2SUaoVy_iU#)

Ok...George, we gotta write these guys into a place of the Uprising story as we swing through India...LOL!
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: booksmart on November 23, 2011, 12:11:18 am
I'm finding some fun stuff tonight:

http://www.amazon.com/JL421-Badonkadonk-Land-Cruiser-Tank/dp/B00067F1CE/ref=cm_lmf_tit_4 (http://www.amazon.com/JL421-Badonkadonk-Land-Cruiser-Tank/dp/B00067F1CE/ref=cm_lmf_tit_4)

Quote
The JL421 Badonkadonk is a completely unique, extremely rare land vehicle and battle tank. Designed with versatility in mind, the Donk can transport cargo or a crew of five internally or on the roof, and can be piloted from within the armored shell or from an exposed standing position through the hatch, thanks to special one-way steel mesh armor windows and a control stick that pivots up and down to allow piloting from the standing or seated positions. The interior is fully carpeted and cozy, with accent lighting and room for up to five people. A 400 watt premium sound system with PA is mounted to project sound both into the cabin and outward from behind the windows. The exterior is a steel shell with a rust patina, and features head and tail lights, turn signal lights, trim lighting, underbody lighting, fixed slats protecting the windows, and a unique industrial-strength rubberized flexible skirt that shields and protects the wheels to within an inch of the ground, while still allowing for enough flex to give clearance over bumpy and uneven terrain. Master power, ignition, all lighting, and stereo features are controlled from a single switchboard to the left of the driver, again accessible from either the seated or standing position. Standard drive is an air-cooled, 6hp Tecumseh gasoline (unleaded only) engine, with centrifugal clutch, giving the Donk a top speed of 40 mph. This vehicle is not licensed for use on public roads, and is intended as a recreational vehicle only. Badonkadonks are produced on an order-by-order basis, with each one having it's own unique set of features. With your order is included unlimited consultations with the designer and manufacturer concerning all relevant options (a representative from NAO will contact you shortly after your order). Price does not include shipping and handling.

From the reviews:

Quote
I'll admit it. Shopping for a personal tank can be a bit daunting. Many times in the past I've purchased overpriced, so-called "battle tanks", then driven them into battle only to be wrecked in ten minutes by the first blow off of some insurgents home-made morter.

But not this baby, no way.

This tank R-O-C-K-S! Literally- the 400-watt sound-system keeps me rockin like a crazy man as I'm dishing out justice commando style. Wow. I just can't say enough. And the kids love it, too- imagine the look of terror in the eyes of the enemy as I'm dropping off my kid's team to their soccer game. Shock and awe, my friends, SHOCK AND AWE!

I had NAO install the optional GPS-guided white phosphorus missile system, and talk about *SWEET*! Burn baby burn!!!

Oh, it also has plenty of room for groceries, and if you need to like move a loveseat or something it'll fit if you use a little bungee cord.

The only real negative with this tank is that it shows up on radar a little more than I like (although there is a polyresin graphite stealth model available). Also, the included spare isn't full size.

Overall, a great tank.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: mwcoleburn on November 23, 2011, 12:19:49 am
Didn't Jabba the Hutt have one of those?
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: booksmart on November 23, 2011, 12:35:17 am
Didn't Jabba the Hutt have one of those?

*nods* Another review:

Quote
Rumor has it that George Lucas is now selling a 'Green' retrofit for this model that includes sails. Production was delayed when the prototype blew up.

Also, the deck mounted cannon upgrade poses some problems as the turret can be de-elevated too far, allowing possible damage from friendly fire.

Also:

Quote
I bought myself a JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser with the hopes of setting up a small droid selling business to moisture farmers in the desert. I didn't have the funds to buy a full Land Crawler, but the Badonkadonk provided enough cargo space to get myself up and running.

Shortly after selling a flamboyant British robot and a end table on wheels to an old man and his nephew, I found myself under assault from the Galactic Empire (posing as Sandpeople).

My crew is dead, the Badonkadonk totaled, and my droids stolen and sold off for parts. I have nothing; I am ruined. If you're going to sell droids, don't cut corners, get something with guns.

My only hope is an old wizard in the desert.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Gunnguy on November 23, 2011, 12:35:49 am
Looks similar to the tanks used in a scifi novel I read about. Maybe a game.
But these OGRE tanks were huge.
As in city blocks wide and long huge.
Weapons at every face on that thing.
Might resemble George in the morning before coffee...ugly situation.

Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: sohmdaddy on November 25, 2011, 01:19:17 am
Those silly koreans. . .
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Garaballo on November 25, 2011, 11:31:30 pm
(http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/195920_10150111507758283_625883282_6525018_3202412_n.jpg)

If you don't recognize him you get 0 points, if you recognize him you get 0 points.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: GeorgeHill on November 25, 2011, 11:41:22 pm
Looks similar to the tanks used in a scifi novel I read about. Maybe a game.
But these OGRE tanks were huge.
As in city blocks wide and long huge.
Weapons at every face on that thing.
Might resemble George in the morning before coffee...ugly situation.


Huh?  Wha?  Energy Tea...
http://www.xingicedtea.com/all-natural-green-tea-energy-drink/ (http://www.xingicedtea.com/all-natural-green-tea-energy-drink/)
That's what gets me up in the morning.  That and Middle Aged Bladder.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Splodge Of Doom on November 26, 2011, 09:17:39 am
(http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/195920_10150111507758283_625883282_6525018_3202412_n.jpg)

If you don't recognize him you get 0 points, if you recognize him you get 0 points.

 :rotfl

That's even funnier if you can read it... Of course, that probably puts me in minus points...  ::)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Garaballo on November 26, 2011, 09:26:30 am
Well, what are you waiting for? DO TELL!

Nah, I suspect there's just too little things that can put you in an actual minus points here, knowing another language can't be one of them, I mean, who knows what kind of TEOTWAWKI scenario will have you ending up in Weaboo-land.

Giving a +P cartridge in a light gun to a novice to shoot, yeah, there's a special hellish place here for people like that.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Splodge Of Doom on November 26, 2011, 10:25:37 am
This is a nice opportunity to see if the new forum "gets" Japanese characters.  :D

Here you go:

クリスコスタ - Chris Costa

The bit behind "CV:" is a bit of an unknown, as two of the five kanji aren't from the Jooyo list. I read it as far as I can as "Big-earth-?-Fragrant-?". Make of that what you will!

マグプルッ!! - Magpul!

フィーディン! フィーディン!! - FEEDING! FEEDING!!

(おかわり を ください。) -  (More please?)



ETA: It works!  :clap
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Gunnguy on November 26, 2011, 11:41:19 am
Huh?  Wha?  Energy Tea...
http://www.xingicedtea.com/all-natural-green-tea-energy-drink/ (http://www.xingicedtea.com/all-natural-green-tea-energy-drink/)
That's what gets me up in the morning.  That and Middle Aged Bladder.
Epic fail, George!
Your WIFE gets you up in the morning!
The bladder is just the secondary backup to the primary alarm system!
That and any pets that want fed.
My Flame point Siamese, 'Simon', literally knocks on the bedroom door until we get up.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on November 26, 2011, 01:45:29 pm
I'm dying here.

http://www.amazon.com/3B-Scientific-W43014-Testicle-Self/dp/B005OSVZN4/ref=pd_sbs_misc_6 (http://www.amazon.com/3B-Scientific-W43014-Testicle-Self/dp/B005OSVZN4/ref=pd_sbs_misc_6)

From the reviews section:
Quote
Finally!, March 25, 2010
By
Tony (not on a Tuscan farm) - See all my reviews
Finally, a rubber scrotum that I can use for exam training purposes. My room mate was going "nuts" (pardon the pun) because I kept trying to use his. I wish he wasn't such a light sleeper. Oh well.

Others are equally ROFL.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Thernlund on November 26, 2011, 01:52:57 pm
^^^^ That's hilarious.  The comments have me in tears.

Here's this 1-star review gem...

"After following instructions and learning the proper technique I assumed I was ready to give myself the exam. Unfortunately the instructions do not specify the force that is supposed to be supplied to each testicle. During my self examination I was writhing in agony."

:rotfl


-T.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Harm on November 26, 2011, 02:34:03 pm
 :rotfl  :shocked :rotfl :'(
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: GeorgeHill on November 27, 2011, 11:55:02 pm
Magpul iPhone Case Review (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVOsKMSUuTk#ws)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Roper1911 on November 28, 2011, 02:51:48 pm
The EDC Song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gje6DganwAM#)

I know people who are like this...
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Khorne on November 28, 2011, 03:24:51 pm
 :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: JesseL on November 28, 2011, 03:36:39 pm
 :-\ That hits a little close to home.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on November 28, 2011, 09:09:02 pm
RUUUUUUN!  I have plot armor!

Red Shirts (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQxf4YK9rBQ#ws)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Evil Jim on November 29, 2011, 03:42:08 pm
TV On The Radio - Wolf Like Me (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1-xRk6llh4#)


Jim
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Evil Jim on November 29, 2011, 06:24:19 pm
Guy I am working with for the next couple of weeks...
His brother is driving the chevy.
adams ford vs coopers chevy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qD5hhErLcqw#ws)


Jim
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: LouisCQ1971 on November 29, 2011, 07:14:45 pm
The Sith who Stole Christmas (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yb-RaywZEFw#ws)


 :rotfl :thumbup1 :rotfl
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Mamba1-0 on November 29, 2011, 11:27:54 pm
(http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc85/Mamba1-0/Stet/baconsoda.jpg)

 :hmm
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Garaballo on November 29, 2011, 11:36:57 pm
That CVF video goes to facebook...

Splodge, I thought it would be more funny, is there something I don't get about it?
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Splodge Of Doom on November 30, 2011, 10:19:58 am
It's probably more my mental image of Costa acting like a loon than what's actually written. Unfortunately, humour rarely bares analysis well.  :shrug

It may also be that I'm a little more tuned into the Japanese sense of humour - it does take some getting used to.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Chrissmitty820 on November 30, 2011, 09:04:30 pm
Because nothing says "Holidays" like "D in a B"

Saturday Night Live - Dick In A Box (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhwbxEfy7fg#)

Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: GeorgeHill on November 30, 2011, 10:21:03 pm
Guy I am working with for the next couple of weeks...
His brother is driving the chevy.
adams ford vs coopers chevy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qD5hhErLcqw#ws)


Jim
DAYUM!!!!   That was EPIC.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Gunnguy on November 30, 2011, 10:39:36 pm
DAYUM!!!!   That was EPIC.


Poor Chevy! Ford ate it for lunch!
Add bacon and... That's EPIC MEAL TIME = CHEVY!
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: GeorgeHill on December 01, 2011, 04:58:39 pm
Mouth of Sauron sings Manamanah (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NCZgjlMXwo#ws)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Khorne on December 01, 2011, 06:46:09 pm
Gun Control explained (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84ptFVq22PY#ws)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: JesseL on December 01, 2011, 09:42:57 pm
Too much to hotlink and some NSFW language, but I'm in physical pain from laughing so hard.
http://damnyouautocorrect.com/13603/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-dyacs-first-year/ (http://damnyouautocorrect.com/13603/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-dyacs-first-year/)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Raptor on December 02, 2011, 09:55:57 am
Over 9000 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHqEwIadhO8#ws)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: mjolnir1964 on December 02, 2011, 12:02:22 pm
Christian Phrases with Bryan Blake - 51 words for vag*** (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5_fpoHZEjI#ws)


-R.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Khorne on December 02, 2011, 01:38:48 pm
I'm strangely turned on by this.
Minecraft Massacre (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPFD2PVtKQE#ws)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on December 02, 2011, 03:35:35 pm
Welcome back, Scary Vampires.  We've missed you!

Short Horror Film: "Ending The Eternal" [HD] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScNBdJpMd4M#ws)

NSFW language, LOTS of gore.

The way Hammer and God intended.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Matthew Mayner on December 02, 2011, 04:55:40 pm
Got people forwarding you stupid emails that Snopes debunked years ago?

Send them this video.

"Weird Al" Yankovic - Stop Forwarding That Crap To Me (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCSA7kKNu2Y#ws)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Thernlund on December 02, 2011, 05:04:32 pm
If there's one person in this world you can truly depend on, it's ol' Al.

Win.


-T.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: JesseL on December 02, 2011, 05:24:21 pm
I'm going to have to send that to my mother.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: jaeger on December 02, 2011, 05:27:58 pm
CAIN TOUCHED THIS (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cx723-n1wPA#ws)

Even if you like him, that is a funny spoof.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Feud on December 02, 2011, 08:32:38 pm
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItMJtA8vfpw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItMJtA8vfpw#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: GeorgeHill on December 02, 2011, 11:41:58 pm
That's just not right.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: strangelittleman on December 03, 2011, 10:47:50 am
"Ridin' Dirty" for sure. All I could think was, "What a great "Depends" adult undergarment advertisement."
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on December 03, 2011, 12:18:03 pm
"Ridin' Dirty" for sure. All I could think was, "What a great "Depends" adult undergarment advertisement."

Anyone know how to get milk out of a laptop?   :rotfl :thumbup1 :clap
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Outbreak on December 03, 2011, 01:16:11 pm
Just can't spit those dope raps fast enough with all that Poligrip involved.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: ZeroTA on December 03, 2011, 02:08:41 pm
Some bad words. But hilarious.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on December 03, 2011, 02:55:36 pm
Some bad words. But hilarious.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

That is classic.  And I still laugh out loud every time I see it!
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: the556GRIZZLY on December 04, 2011, 12:24:55 pm
http://thebest404pageever.com/swf/Czechian_pop-hit.swf (http://thebest404pageever.com/swf/Czechian_pop-hit.swf)

 :shocked
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Raptor on December 04, 2011, 12:43:11 pm
I'll see your Poles and raise you some Germans:

Dschinghis Khan - Moskau (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQAKRw6mToA#)

Germany 1979 - Dschingis Khan - Dschingis Khan (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4WdFede2wE#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Feud on December 04, 2011, 10:50:42 pm
I've had this song stuck in my head all weekend:

Dracula's Lament (full song) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3SsYyTUu50#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on December 05, 2011, 03:50:31 pm
Boondock mascots?

Greenstorm Ruins: Your Breakfast (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ2stWx5F8o#ws)

Prepare to have your small birds rocked off.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Feud on December 06, 2011, 06:02:43 pm
www.youtube.com/watch?v=U515BoMvfH4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U515BoMvfH4#ws)

Terminator, Predator, and a teddy bear car chase.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: mjolnir1964 on December 07, 2011, 09:25:14 pm
Ever want to give a loved one Mad Cow Disease? How about Ebola, Crabs, Flesh-Eating Bacteria or C-Diff? Christmas is around the corner, so check this place out for those types of "gifts".

http://www.giantmicrobes.com/ (http://www.giantmicrobes.com/)



-R.

Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Raptor on December 07, 2011, 09:27:14 pm
Oh I know those things! They've sold 'em on ThinkGeek (http://www.thinkgeek.com/index.shtml) for years. Got 3 of them for Little Brother for his birthday a while back (durned if I remember which ones though).
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Raptor on December 07, 2011, 09:28:37 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sdb9SKZIYY
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on December 07, 2011, 10:03:57 pm
Old Spice must have been taken over by Seth Rogen.

Yes, it is a real product:

Old Spice | Bear Deodorant Protector (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGVahv_zwXw#ws)

This is nearly as hilarious as Old Spice Man.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Feud on December 09, 2011, 07:30:14 am
That deodorant protector commercial is absolutely amazing.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: sarge712 on December 09, 2011, 07:43:48 am
The little kid was my favorite out of the whole thing which is great itself
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: sarge712 on December 11, 2011, 03:09:36 am
(http://i753.photobucket.com/albums/xx171/mjolnir6_photos/lederhosen.jpg)

strangelittleman and his real daddy in their lounging clothes
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Thernlund on December 11, 2011, 01:02:17 pm
Ahhhh... so that's why he was snippy in the other thread (https://wethearmed.com/index.php?topic=15570.msg257526#msg257526).

PC indeed.  I'd be snippy too.


-T.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: strangelittleman on December 11, 2011, 05:18:01 pm
Ahhhh... so that's why he was snippy in the other thread (https://wethearmed.com/index.php?topic=15570.msg257526#msg257526).

PC indeed.  I'd be snippy too.


-T.
You'd be snippy also, if your shorts were cutting you in two like mine are in the pic.

PS: Out of respect for the dead I won't show pics of Sarge712's real daddy.......Rick James.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Thernlund on December 11, 2011, 05:42:56 pm
:rotfl


-T.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Evil Jim on December 13, 2011, 07:53:06 pm
Spac...
From Star Wars...
(http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvynvt3Q2I1qmw4gso1_500.jpg)


Jim
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: booksmart on December 13, 2011, 10:33:24 pm
 :facepalm
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: GeorgeHill on December 13, 2011, 11:14:12 pm
Spac...
From Star Wars...
(http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvynvt3Q2I1qmw4gso1_500.jpg)


Jim
She's still hot though.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Garaballo on December 14, 2011, 02:00:38 pm
(http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/comics/2011-12-12.jpg)

IDK, maybe the author is a MadOgre reader?
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: coyotesfan97 on December 14, 2011, 03:58:36 pm
She's still hot though.

+1
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Evil Jim on December 14, 2011, 04:24:44 pm
True...
But she may try to speak.


Jim
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Harm on December 14, 2011, 05:04:32 pm
Ok fair warning this is like DYAC only sadder & funnier.  Just insane.  May be NSFW.
http://textsfrombennett.tumblr.com (http://textsfrombennett.tumblr.com)





Edited by Outbreak: Wow that url was messed up.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Evil Jim on December 15, 2011, 07:04:31 pm
Just... damn.
RendeZook (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOaGhE_sejI#ws)


Jim
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on December 15, 2011, 07:09:00 pm
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/1047583_700b.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Evil Jim on December 15, 2011, 08:43:24 pm
Possible NSFW
But you have to admire that level of thoughtfulness...
Spoiler (click to show/hide)


Jim
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: booksmart on December 16, 2011, 09:27:15 am
Possible NSFW
But you have to admire that level of thoughtfulness...

Jim

Or that level of drunkenness...

/looks like a PhotoShop, but with today's kids, it's hard to be sure...
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: CameronS on December 16, 2011, 04:02:35 pm
ALTERNATE REALITY - "THE KING THAT NEVER WAS" (OFFICIAL VIDEO) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nhq1uWY9wHg#ws)

Oy. This is, by the way, a legit music video . . . not satire.

Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on December 16, 2011, 08:03:16 pm
http://youtu.be/lJ03plZ5OfA (http://youtu.be/lJ03plZ5OfA)

Modern Weirdfare!
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Gunnguy on December 16, 2011, 09:48:12 pm
Always with the negative vibes! Ammo is good!!!
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Post by: Khorne on December 16, 2011, 11:22:59 pm
Whitest Kids U Know - Call of Duty (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmQtSeDnMUw#ws)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on December 17, 2011, 11:31:55 am
NSFW, but... true.  Sadly true.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
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Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on December 19, 2011, 12:03:38 am
(http://sketchysantas.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/sketchy-santa-fails-everyones-favorite-christmas-lizard.jpg)

Merry Christmas, Zack!

(http://sketchysantas.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/sketchy-santa-fails-pictured-appetizer.jpg)

I love how the snowman has a huge bite taken out of its hip.

(http://sketchysantas.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/sketchy-santa-fails-please-put-a-penny-in-the-old-starks-hat.jpg)
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Post by: Khorne on December 19, 2011, 02:11:30 pm
In memory of Kim Jon Il, here's his most famous movie he had made...by kidnapping a Japanese director and his wife and forcing them to make this movie. It's a monster movie that's an allegory of communism in the 20th century.  I can't make something like this up folks.
Pulgasari 불가사리 part 1 with english subtitles (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkZjt3A3az4#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Khorne on December 19, 2011, 02:39:11 pm
Commercial from the 50's.  Not sure I'd buy this product....
Shocking 1950's Commercial! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Q1gksqqhLU#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Outbreak on December 20, 2011, 12:34:02 pm
Commercial from the 50's.  Not sure I'd buy this product....

I'd be a little concerned if you needed that product.
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Post by: booksmart on December 20, 2011, 05:55:51 pm
Dorothy Gray?  Any relation to Dorian?
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: the556GRIZZLY on December 20, 2011, 09:09:01 pm
"Gunnery SGT Barry wants you to buy a Glock" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHnxsaGi_QU#ws)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on December 20, 2011, 09:10:37 pm
EatmyDiction tells the heartwarming tale of Billy, the Littlest Bear.

Absolutely NSFW.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on December 21, 2011, 01:17:28 pm
Perfect Christmas recipe from My Drunk Kitchen.

Cute girl.  Alcohol.  Gingerbread.  Youtube camera.

My Drunk Kitchen, Holiday: Gingerbread? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcD7pbi9kfw#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Outbreak on December 21, 2011, 07:18:29 pm
"Gunnery SGT Barry wants you to buy a Glock" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHnxsaGi_QU#ws)

Yup, typical Glock owner...

:hide
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Outbreak on December 21, 2011, 10:36:18 pm
EvikeTV- Mo' Molle, Mo' Problems (inspired by Epic Meal Time) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrAIFP2pfew#ws)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Thernlund on December 21, 2011, 10:45:02 pm
That was pretty funny.


-T.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: ksuguy on December 21, 2011, 10:53:14 pm
That was a pretty huge airsoft store.   
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Post by: Outbreak on December 21, 2011, 11:08:18 pm
That was all airsoft? I noticed some orange muzzles on the wall, and wondered wtf a "midcap" was, but that's all airsoft junk?
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: ksuguy on December 21, 2011, 11:18:44 pm
Looked like it.  Of course the vests and pouches and stuff could be used with real guns as well.   
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on December 21, 2011, 11:39:35 pm
Evike also had a great overloaded M-4 airsoft to make fun of tactical guys who added everything they could to their rifles.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: GeorgeHill on December 22, 2011, 01:00:05 am
That's a whole lot of reasons I hate Airsofters.  No, I get the Epic Mealtime send up... that's fine... But Airsoft just seems like a sport for wankers.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: GeorgeHill on December 22, 2011, 01:02:05 am
Perfect Christmas recipe from My Drunk Kitchen.

Cute girl.  Alcohol.  Gingerbread.  Youtube camera.

My Drunk Kitchen, Holiday: Gingerbread? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcD7pbi9kfw#)
I'd like to see her in Christmas Stockings... Just Christmas Stockings...
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: the556GRIZZLY on December 22, 2011, 03:35:30 am
That's a whole lot of reasons I hate Airsofters.  No, I get the Epic Mealtime send up... that's fine... But Airsoft just seems like a sport for wankers.


Air-soft is perfect for the household i live in. I can't shoot my roommates with bullets when they really piss or need to be put into place. So i break out the air-soft and let them know how i feel. I have shaped up my  buddy's into more mature and respectable individuals.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Evil Jim on December 22, 2011, 08:50:46 am
Air-soft is perfect for the household i live in. I can't shoot my roommates with bullets when they really piss or need to be put into place. So i break out the air-soft and let them know how i feel. I have shaped up my  buddy's into more mature and respectable individuals.
And this goes against any and all gun handling I have ever taught or been taught.
My kids didnt get to point cap guns at each other... much less ANYTHING that has a projectile.
Using them for competition with proper safety gear is one thing... this is another.


Jim
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: mjolnir1964 on December 22, 2011, 10:49:30 am
Here's some vintage Terry Gilliam Christmas Card chaos!

http://io9.com/5870031/santa-claus-robs-children-in-terry-gilliams-1968-animated-christmas-card (http://io9.com/5870031/santa-claus-robs-children-in-terry-gilliams-1968-animated-christmas-card)


-R.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on December 25, 2011, 10:13:42 pm
HAIL TO THE HORDE!

(http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/326/8/0/khorne_flakes_by_knyghtos-d4gz4vl.png)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Khorne on December 26, 2011, 08:10:53 pm
Hey, its me!
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Gunnguy on December 26, 2011, 08:41:00 pm
 :facepalm
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: the556GRIZZLY on December 26, 2011, 09:25:35 pm
OZZY FUDD(WABBIT SLAYER) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQ_C6zpyzKk#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Gunnguy on December 26, 2011, 11:01:17 pm
And no Godzilla facepalm smiley available...sheesh!
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Post by: TommyGunn on December 26, 2011, 11:26:56 pm
This good enough?
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Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on December 27, 2011, 02:02:52 am
Hey, its me!

I thought of you the moment I saw it. :D
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: sarge712 on December 27, 2011, 11:07:45 am
(http://i753.photobucket.com/albums/xx171/mjolnir6_photos/Ralphie2.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on December 28, 2011, 12:05:20 am
(http://chzsetphaserstolol.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/sci-fi-fantasy-good-guy-sauron.jpg)

(http://chzsetphaserstolol.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/sci-fi-fantasy-are-you-sure-you-want-to-kill-me.jpg)

(http://chzsetphaserstolol.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/sci-fi-fantasy-rudolf-the-red-nosed-tauntaun.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Garaballo on December 29, 2011, 11:24:11 pm
Weirdness for the weird god!

RAMMSTEIN - EL SONIDITO (das kleine ton) original (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nLMb5TFLxk#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: sohmdaddy on December 31, 2011, 09:37:59 am
Freaking Rammstein. . .

German techno weirdos.

They are really that crazy, even without the dubbed in spanish music.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on January 02, 2012, 12:04:43 am
My new favorite facepalm.

(http://chzjustcapshunz.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/funny-captions-oh-good-greif.jpg)

The REAL reason for mourning in North Korea...

(http://chzjustcapshunz.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/funny-captions-mcdonalds-breakfast-has-ended.jpg)

(http://chzjustcapshunz.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/funny-captions-we-told-him-not-to-play-tag-with-chuck-norris.jpg)

Only because I want to slam this on the opinions of so many people...

(http://chzjustcapshunz.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/funny-captions-and-your-crybaby-whinny-opinion-would-be.jpg)

God Bless Meatloaf!

(http://chzjustcapshunz.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/funny-captions-snooki-meatloaf-i-dont-blame-him.png)

C'mon, you know in your heart it would be true...

(http://chzjustcapshunz.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/funny-captions-ken-jeong-gay-divorce-court.jpg)

Am I an old man, or a baby Orang-utan?

(http://chzjustcapshunz.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/funny-captions-you-off-my-planet.jpg)

I think even you would agree with him in this instance!

(http://chzjustcapshunz.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/funny-captions-barack-obama-it-hurts1.jpg)

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Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on January 02, 2012, 12:13:34 am
My new Avatar:

(http://chzjustcapshunz.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/funny-captions-get-on-the-squirrel-theres-no-time-to-explain.jpg)

A new Av for Musashi?  Or FMJ? 

(http://chzjustcapshunz.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/funny-captions-lets-see-you-steal-another-banana.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Chrissmitty820 on January 02, 2012, 05:44:11 pm
Not sure if this one has been posted up yet, but freaking funny.

NSFW language

Derek "Tex" Grebner Shoots Himself In The Leg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3kJ6SU3ycs#ws)

Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Gunnguy on January 02, 2012, 10:07:56 pm
Yep. We seen it. We dubbed it 'Hey ya'll watch this!' epic fail.

Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: HMPlatinum on January 03, 2012, 09:53:33 pm
WARNING!  Swallow any tea, coffee, or any foodstuff in your mouth.

NSF Life
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

This is not an endorsement, just a  :shocked
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on January 03, 2012, 10:01:49 pm
Awww man... now I'll never look at KFC gravy the same way again.  :facepalm
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Thernlund on January 03, 2012, 10:03:26 pm
That's the best one since the rubber testicle.  Be sure to read the comment (if you can).


-T.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Gunnguy on January 03, 2012, 11:22:38 pm
Ok... :vomit...I just threw up a little.  :shocked
THAT was the worst thing I have ever seen...related to anything around food.
I'm not eating for a week....seriously...
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Post by: dot4x4 on January 04, 2012, 01:49:57 am
Ok... :vomit...I just threw up a little.  :shocked
THAT was the worst thing I have ever seen...related to anything around food.
I'm not eating for a week....seriously...

New diet plan ???
for not eating lol
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Gunnguy on January 04, 2012, 09:24:51 pm
New diet plan ???
for not eating lol
Smartass.
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Post by: dot4x4 on January 04, 2012, 09:31:27 pm
Smartass.

Oh... you DO know me  :neener
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Gunnguy on January 04, 2012, 09:38:28 pm
Oh... you DO know me  :neener
:bash
Like I said. Smartass!
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: mwcoleburn on January 05, 2012, 02:21:48 am
http://youtu.be/p5JtKj3rUFE (http://youtu.be/p5JtKj3rUFE)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Mamba1-0 on January 07, 2012, 06:40:59 pm
Don't try this at home!  :facepalm

http://bodyodd.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/01/06/10009107-penis-tattoo-gives-guy-permanent-erection (http://bodyodd.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/01/06/10009107-penis-tattoo-gives-guy-permanent-erection)   :panic

 :rotfl
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Post by: booksmart on January 07, 2012, 09:08:02 pm
Don't try this at home!  :facepalm

http://bodyodd.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/01/06/10009107-penis-tattoo-gives-guy-permanent-erection (http://bodyodd.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/01/06/10009107-penis-tattoo-gives-guy-permanent-erection)   :panic

 :rotfl

... could be worse.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: GeorgeHill on January 07, 2012, 10:08:43 pm
Christopher Lee Metal Promo (HighDef) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTrC8tY-mto#ws)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: GeorgeHill on January 07, 2012, 10:10:06 pm
Christopher Lee sings Wagner (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8I051JFLpT0#ws)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: GeorgeHill on January 07, 2012, 10:11:31 pm
Christopher Lee is one of the most Awesome actors ever.  Here's why:
Christopher Lee Stabbed A Nazi (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84i82QxNk74#ws)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on January 07, 2012, 10:18:29 pm
Christopher Lee was SOE.

That explains why his cousin decided he'd make the ultimate (sadly, literally) Flemming Bond villain.

Now, he's metal.

Metal, or as the Klingons call it, 20th/21st Century Opera.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: GeorgeHill on January 08, 2012, 08:34:14 pm
LMFAO - Sexy and I Know It (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyx6JDQCslE#ws)
Might not embed - but worth clicking.
Sexy and you know it. 
Difficulty:  Don't laugh.
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Post by: Outbreak on January 08, 2012, 11:22:55 pm
I work out.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: GeorgeHill on January 08, 2012, 11:26:02 pm
I work out.
But did you laugh?
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Post by: Ken Brock on January 08, 2012, 11:27:54 pm
LMFAO - Sexy and I Know It (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyx6JDQCslE#ws)
Might not embed - but worth clicking.
Sexy and you know it. 
Difficulty:  Don't laugh.

what? my wife likes it when I do the wiggle wiggle

just sayin
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Outbreak on January 08, 2012, 11:30:19 pm
I stopped laughing at that song months ago. It's not really my normal type of music, but if you find yourself in West Texas behind a blue F-150 and you see the two occupants suddenly start party-rockin, I'm probably in the passenger seat and this song is probably playing. Sort of an inside joke with my friend and me.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on January 09, 2012, 12:04:09 am
Nerd girl's sexy and she knows it.

(http://chzsetphaserstolol.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/sci-fi-fantasy-star-wars-r-tutu.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on January 09, 2012, 12:06:57 am
Popular kids penguin show + John Carpenter's greatest. 

Pingu's THE THING (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToCq_c3wOM8#ws)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on January 09, 2012, 12:11:54 am
I dunno whether to  :facepalm or  :rotfl

What If 'Game of Thrones' Was a Buddy Comedy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvfDqF0-2yg#ws)
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Post by: Khorne on January 09, 2012, 03:59:10 pm
If there were a gun in this it would be perfect.  (And I needed to counteract "wiggle wiggle")
30days Speed Shred (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqphfvR4jcw#)
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Post by: sarge712 on January 09, 2012, 08:02:26 pm
Excellent counter Khorne.

We overheard a smoove talkin' narc detective from another agency chatting up one of our secretaries back last fall and he actually said "Yeaaah, I work out..."  One of his fellow narcs busted him out by playing that song over and over in the narcotics office and that tune became his ring tone on our phones.

Yeah, he hates us. Now if we could just get him to take that cheesy Shady Brady off...
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Gunnguy on January 09, 2012, 08:15:22 pm
The Last of the Mohicans Rock Versión by Victor de Andres (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTDrl6i3FBA#)

Awesome guitar!

Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Khorne on January 09, 2012, 08:27:04 pm
(no more "rock on" smiley!!!)
That was awesome.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: sarge712 on January 09, 2012, 08:46:21 pm
That was amazing! I HAVE to learn to play like that.  :clap
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Post by: the556GRIZZLY on January 09, 2012, 09:54:18 pm
worst music video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWOzUzJd6wM#)
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Post by: strangelittleman on January 10, 2012, 06:49:24 pm
That's Sarge 712's real father, same mustache and sunglasses! WOW!
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: sarge712 on January 10, 2012, 07:57:19 pm
Dah-day! Oh Dah-day!

Hahaha! Actually it was a pretty funny video
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on January 11, 2012, 12:18:56 am
How to be a Rainbow 6 Terrorist!

Rainbow Six Vegas Terrorist Training (With Cliff Johnson!) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBJpTytbq-s#ws)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Gunnguy on January 11, 2012, 10:44:01 pm
 :facepalm
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on January 11, 2012, 10:51:23 pm
I love how the mullet keeps slipping... and Sarge don't care.  He's STILL in the zone!   :rotfl
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Garaballo on January 12, 2012, 12:32:34 am
Escandalo por irse a aguaprieta morra loca DEJAME IR A LA FIESTA AMA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmCa2Y1WEh4#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: the556GRIZZLY on January 12, 2012, 12:38:10 am
 :shocked
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Garaballo on January 12, 2012, 12:59:05 am
Also:
If there were a gun in this it would be perfect.  (And I needed to counteract "wiggle wiggle")

Guy hands!
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Evil Jim on January 12, 2012, 09:44:43 am
iSlap with the iPad (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyyF_XWIRVg#)


Jim
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Khorne on January 12, 2012, 01:41:26 pm
Also:
Guy hands!
No, highly trained guitarist hands!
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on January 12, 2012, 02:12:06 pm
Also:
Guy hands!
No, highly trained guitarist hands!

What he said.  It was how I knew that she wasn't "lip syncing" that awesome guitar performance.

Plus, with legs like that, she can have crone hands for all I cared.


Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on January 12, 2012, 02:34:24 pm
One of the creepiest, and best that the Faking Hoaxer has ever done.

Silent London

Silent London by TFH - CGI - 2D (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=283MbwyNKGM#ws)

They came to silence us.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Garaballo on January 12, 2012, 02:55:14 pm
No, highly trained guitarist hands!

Oh, I know, I do have guitarist friends etc...

But this being the weirdness thread, I just wanted to plant the seed of doubt :D
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Evil Jim on January 12, 2012, 05:28:59 pm
How To Perform A One Handed Load by Rob Romero (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKyGUYjCruY#ws)
I want to give him my Delta... and tell him to have fun.


Jim
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Feud on January 12, 2012, 05:56:31 pm
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQdlIDuNpWM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQdlIDuNpWM#)

That's an odd scream...
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: StevenTing on January 12, 2012, 06:12:32 pm
How To Perform A One Handed Load by Rob Romero (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKyGUYjCruY#ws)
I want to give him my Delta... and tell him to have fun.


Jim

If you were firing a glock, wouldn't the slide be locked back after the last round?
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Evil Jim on January 12, 2012, 06:46:48 pm
If you were firing a glock, wouldn't the slide be locked back after the last round?
That vid was posted after much BS was called on this one.
Ninja Load (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8475ocNvzw#)


Jim
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: GeorgeHill on January 12, 2012, 07:43:51 pm
The Ninja Load... WHAT?????    :thumbup1
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Langenator on January 12, 2012, 11:33:51 pm
Yeah...everybody knows ninjas don't use guns.  They don't need them.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: sarge712 on January 13, 2012, 12:46:01 am
Did he rack that against the box, his jaw, his pec, ...what?
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Matthew Mayner on January 13, 2012, 02:40:26 am
This adventurer gets tired of hearing "I took an arrow to the knee."

A little bit 'o language.

http://youtu.be/tlC6Z0iRoOA (http://youtu.be/tlC6Z0iRoOA)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Splodge Of Doom on January 13, 2012, 05:12:19 am
 :rotfl

That was brilliant!  :D
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: booksmart on January 13, 2012, 08:39:21 am
Did he rack that against the box, his jaw, his pec, ...what?

Basically, he yanked it back fast enough that when he punched forward, momentum racked the slide for him.

Obviously, this approach will not work with every gun out there (pretty sure it won't work with either of my Kahrs...)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Evil Jim on January 13, 2012, 03:21:23 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Te0V71sGoxA# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Te0V71sGoxA#)!
A little Slideways fun.


Jim
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Gunnguy on January 13, 2012, 03:46:07 pm
Basically, he yanked it back fast enough that when he punched forward, momentum racked the slide for him.

Obviously, this approach will not work with every gun out there (pretty sure it won't work with either of my Kahrs...)

I think it is because he saw its potential and took advantage of it.
Remember that the springs in most of those were modified.
Probably lighter springs or guns with more worn springs, and a heck of a polish job and lube on the slides and frames I bet.

BTW, I did it one time (Hammer Back, no clip, empty gun) with my wife's Sig Sauer P380.
That was all I could get, but did manage to move the slide every time.
Maybe the weight of the full clip would provide more mass to throw the slide all the way back as you punch forward?
Next time I am at the range I will ask the Range Master if I may try that technique.
Just seems that if the shell loads and you don't get the striker all the way back you may have a potential for issues.
I'll try it with the XD with a full clip under controlled conditions using full weight dummy rounds.
Will let you know.
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Post by: Canthros on January 13, 2012, 03:52:01 pm
The mass of the magazine really shouldn't make any difference to the inertia of the slide.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: booksmart on January 13, 2012, 03:58:19 pm
I think it is because he saw its potential and took advantage of it.
Remember that the springs in most of those were modified.
Probably lighter springs or guns with more worn springs, and a heck of a polish job and lube on the slides and frames I bet.

Yeah, he said factory springs.  He did *not* say factory new, did he?

The mass of the magazine really shouldn't make any difference to the inertia of the slide.

And, actually, I would think would make you have to work harder, since the majority of the weight would now be in the grip instead of the slide.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Evil Jim on January 13, 2012, 04:27:19 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/ehPUu.jpg)


Jim
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Gunnguy on January 13, 2012, 07:01:17 pm
And, actually, I would think would make you have to work harder, since the majority of the weight would now be in the grip instead of the slide.
Ok...ever try to stay on a heavy moving object that suddenly stops? Like a motorcycle?
Same principle.
Frame it light, slide is heavy.
Make the frame heavier or equal to the slide and inertia does the work for you.
Like a big dog walking you.



Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: JesseL on January 13, 2012, 08:10:34 pm
Ok...ever try to stay on a heavy moving object that suddenly stops? Like a motorcycle?
Same principle.
Frame it light, slide is heavy.
Make the frame heavier or equal to the slide and inertia does the work for you.
Like a big dog walking you.

Mmmm... no.

Trying to stay on a light object (like a skateboard) that suddenly stops is just as hard. The mass of whatever is under you isn't relevant to that part of the equation. But which is easier to stop quickly, a skateboard or a motorcycle?

A lighter frame or a heavier slide will make that trick easier.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Feud on January 13, 2012, 09:08:09 pm
From a friend of mine who's Russian (NSFW):

www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UnOPDOzn5A (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UnOPDOzn5A#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Garaballo on January 14, 2012, 01:43:21 am
A little Slideways fun.

Jim, that went straight to facebook!, the Go-pros, the Bikes, the mustang of the year I like the most, the mini-UAV, the mini-UGV, the gun, the snake, the drifting, you saw those wind mills in the background?

Yeah... just like that...
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Evil Jim on January 14, 2012, 07:35:56 am
Yea, it went directly to my FB wall.
I have friends that give me grief about liking drifting.
"It is a judged sport... like ice skating."
I personally do NOT give a rats ass.
I grew up in Georgia and rural Missouri, as soon as I could drive... I was putting the car sideways on the dirt backroads.
Drifting may be the newest craze from Japan that is embraced by the west coast... but us rednecks have been doing it since the 1940s.  :cool


Jim
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Ronin on January 14, 2012, 08:17:34 am
+1 Evil One, I laughed when I read your post. I have been thinking your way for years. Impress us, drift on a mountainside with feds on your tail with a trunkload of illegal hooch....
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Thernlund on January 14, 2012, 02:09:57 pm
Drift:  The best thing to happen to tire manufacturers since the invention of the steel belt.


-T.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: GeorgeHill on January 14, 2012, 11:28:21 pm
I grew up in Georgia and rural Missouri, as soon as I could drive... I was putting the car sideways on the dirt backroads.
Drifting may be the newest craze from Japan that is embraced by the west coast... but us rednecks have been doing it since the 1940s.  :cool


Jim
I test guns by killing prairie dogs.  I test vehicles by taking them sideways on desert roads.
Biggest Test Fail:  SAAB 9000 Turbo.  2 hours... the car was totally destroyed.  Rolled it a bunch of time.  Good hell that was FUN.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: the556GRIZZLY on January 14, 2012, 11:44:30 pm
Drift:  The best thing to happen to tire manufacturers since the invention of the steel belt.


-T.

and curbs
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Gunnguy on January 15, 2012, 02:41:08 pm
and curbs

And speed bump makers...

Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: the556GRIZZLY on January 15, 2012, 05:13:41 pm
And speed bump makers...



AND SPIKE STRIPS
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Outbreak on January 15, 2012, 08:54:32 pm
I'll try it with the XD with a full clip under controlled conditions using full weight dummy rounds.
Will let you know.

:scrutiny
You'll have to show me this clip-fed XD... All the ones I've seen feed from magazines.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Langenator on January 15, 2012, 11:05:13 pm
:scrutiny
You'll have to show me this clip-fed XD... All the ones I've seen feed from magazines.

It was cross-bred with a Steyr-Hahn.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Gunnguy on January 15, 2012, 11:57:35 pm
:scrutiny
You'll have to show me this clip-fed XD... All the ones I've seen feed from magazines.
:facepalm
Sorry..mag fed. Geesh I'm losing it!
My bad.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Outbreak on January 16, 2012, 01:11:51 am
Just a little good-natured ribbing... :neener
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Gunnguy on January 16, 2012, 04:26:37 pm
Just a little good-natured ribbing... :neener

Wish this headcold would behave. But I bet you been there and done that.

Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: ZeroTA on January 16, 2012, 04:34:11 pm
Heard it was true, and had to see for myself. Sure enough:

(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y257/2transams/WalkintoMordor.png)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on January 16, 2012, 06:47:27 pm
Great parenting!  Wait for it!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?src_vid=a7TD-qVC9_c (http://www.youtube.com/watch?src_vid=a7TD-qVC9_c)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Splodge Of Doom on January 16, 2012, 06:58:16 pm
Great parenting!  Wait for it!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?src_vid=a7TD-qVC9_c (http://www.youtube.com/watch?src_vid=a7TD-qVC9_c)

I just get dumped straight onto the youtube homepage.  :shocked
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on January 17, 2012, 01:54:21 am
Damn... sorry.

http://youtu.be/zY9KO8DrG3I (http://youtu.be/zY9KO8DrG3I)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Roper1911 on January 17, 2012, 09:43:17 am
(http://minimumwagehistorian.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/group-shot-wwi.jpg)
thats right, one one of our own has ascended to those glorious heights...
(http://minimumwagehistorian.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/group-tank.jpg)
full story here:
http://minimumwagehistorian.wordpress.com/2011/12/31/the-great-ridiculous-war/ (http://minimumwagehistorian.wordpress.com/2011/12/31/the-great-ridiculous-war/)
Congratulation Khorne/Zach/minimum wage historian-
(http://www.spaceg.com/multimedia/collection/ytmnd.com/you%27ve%20won%20the%20Internet.jpg)
this is going on my facebook.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: stephendutton on January 17, 2012, 02:14:24 pm
Heard it was true, and had to see for myself. Sure enough:

(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y257/2transams/WalkintoMordor.png)

Not fair.
When I tried it I got actual directions from London to somewhere in Holland (Sauron was Dutch it would seem), an estimated fuel cost of £75.73 and travel time of 6 hours 33 minutes.
Why didn't Frodo just drive there?
Hang on. Of course. He'd never be able to see over the dashboard.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Chief45 on January 17, 2012, 03:21:59 pm
one version had me going from somewhere in California to the movie location in New Zealand. 
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: sohmdaddy on January 17, 2012, 03:45:24 pm
I tried it, it sent me from somewhere in washington to a tattoo parlor.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Feud on January 17, 2012, 06:11:21 pm
Meet Vermin Supreme 2012 Presidential Candidate (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFXXAuDK1Ao#)

Vote Vermin Supreme, he speaks the tooth.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Khorne on January 17, 2012, 06:46:00 pm
(http://minimumwagehistorian.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/group-shot-wwi.jpg)
thats right, one one of our own has ascended to those glorious heights...
(http://minimumwagehistorian.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/group-tank.jpg)
full story here:
http://minimumwagehistorian.wordpress.com/2011/12/31/the-great-ridiculous-war/ (http://minimumwagehistorian.wordpress.com/2011/12/31/the-great-ridiculous-war/)
Congratulation Khorne/Zach/minimum wage historian-
(http://www.spaceg.com/multimedia/collection/ytmnd.com/you%27ve%20won%20the%20Internet.jpg)
this is going on my facebook.
I made it onto random Internet Weirdness??  Awesome!  This is like an Internets Globe award.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Garaballo on January 17, 2012, 07:39:38 pm
(http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/404626_325770064122619_166770850022542_1123811_1426857884_n)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: booksmart on January 17, 2012, 07:54:49 pm
... the action figure needs to be holding another, smaller, action figure.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Evil Jim on January 17, 2012, 08:17:36 pm
Chris Costa?























No, Chuck Testa...


Jim
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on January 17, 2012, 10:45:02 pm
In keeping with Chuck...

Half-Life Episode 3 Leaked Footage! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAPExr7BEyI#ws)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on January 17, 2012, 10:46:15 pm
(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/221/216/kim%20jong.png)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: GeorgeHill on January 18, 2012, 12:07:25 am
In order for the Chris Costa doll to be accurate... it needs to be constantly vibrating with uncomfortable amounts of energy.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Garaballo on January 18, 2012, 12:11:00 am
Or do a "Costa flash".

I still prefer the Jeff bridges/ Madogre guy I posted a while.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: GeorgeHill on January 18, 2012, 12:12:01 am
Or do a "Costa flash".

I still prefer the Jeff bridges/ Madogre guy I posted a while.
LOL, What?
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Garaballo on January 18, 2012, 12:15:48 am
https://wethearmed.com/madogre-com/now-for-something-less-serious-mr-ogre-pmc-instructor/ (https://wethearmed.com/madogre-com/now-for-something-less-serious-mr-ogre-pmc-instructor/)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: GeorgeHill on January 18, 2012, 12:35:49 am
https://wethearmed.com/madogre-com/now-for-something-less-serious-mr-ogre-pmc-instructor/ (https://wethearmed.com/madogre-com/now-for-something-less-serious-mr-ogre-pmc-instructor/)
Oh man... I had forgotten about that... That's still funny.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Garaballo on January 18, 2012, 12:46:44 am
(http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/hippie4.jpg?w=400)

(http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/hippie3.jpg?w=370&h=)

http://memebase.com/2012/01/02/internet-memes-bad-argument-hippie/ (http://memebase.com/2012/01/02/internet-memes-bad-argument-hippie/)

I might get fond of this meme...
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: the556GRIZZLY on January 18, 2012, 01:46:09 am
oh great hippies >:(
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Ken Brock on January 18, 2012, 07:18:08 am
oh great hippies >:(

hippies

the only category of sub-humans that smells worse than zombies


 ;)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: stephendutton on January 18, 2012, 02:32:27 pm
hippies

the only category of sub-humans that smells worse than zombies


 ;)
Hippies and zombies, how do you tell the difference before one starts eating your brain?
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: the556GRIZZLY on January 18, 2012, 02:35:04 pm
Hippies and zombies, how do you tell the difference before one starts eating your brain?

zombies go ahhhh brains blarg 

hippies say dude, hey man, lover not  fighter
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: booksmart on January 18, 2012, 02:39:17 pm
zombies go ahhhh brains blarg 

hippies say dude, hey man, lover not  fighter

Pfft.  Trick question. Everyone knows hippies don't eat meat...
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on January 18, 2012, 09:20:58 pm
(http://buttersafe.com/comics/2012-01-05-Consumption.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on January 18, 2012, 09:22:14 pm
I want a Fleshmobile...

(http://buttersafe.com/comics/2011-12-29-TheDimensionOfTheSnowPeople.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on January 18, 2012, 09:26:38 pm
NEVER give a jump start to anyone.

NEVER!

(http://buttersafe.com/comics/2011-11-03-DeadCar.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Khorne on January 18, 2012, 09:47:07 pm
The Venture Bros.: The Nozzle (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8yQhXDquII#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on January 18, 2012, 09:51:15 pm
Venture Brothers! :clap
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Raptor on January 19, 2012, 03:29:42 pm
Who knew Golf could be so dangerous?

The Golf War (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyDHaKtROZo#ws)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on January 19, 2012, 05:25:13 pm
So dangerous, Freddie dies right off the bat! :panic :panic :panic
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Gunnguy on January 22, 2012, 02:50:54 pm
 :facepalm
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: the556GRIZZLY on January 22, 2012, 09:53:53 pm
(http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/395530_349703548374893_269109549767627_1354548_1266012545_n.jpg)

i believe i can make out three triggers
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: kunkmiester on January 22, 2012, 10:52:13 pm
Caramell - Caramelldansen (English Version) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A67ZkAd1wmI#ws)

Warning, some people with certain mental conditions will find more brain cells than normal killed by this vid. :scrutiny
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Roper1911 on January 22, 2012, 11:17:12 pm
OH DEAR LORD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

(http://img820.imageshack.us/img820/8391/newspaperb.jpg) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/820/newspaperb.jpg/)

Uploaded with ImageShack.us (http://imageshack.us)

Or- what did my brain ever do to you. :P
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on January 22, 2012, 11:58:48 pm
(http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/funny-dog-pictures-at-dawn-we-ride-at-noon-we-nap.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Gunnguy on January 23, 2012, 03:52:51 pm
Caramell - Caramelldansen (English Version) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A67ZkAd1wmI#ws)

Warning, some people with certain mental conditions will find more brain cells than normal killed by this vid. :scrutiny
Ok, my brain liquified ...trying to sop it up as I type before i .los io; nn lkhkl lm,n, .m...s..s,clomkl,..............ZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.......................................
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on January 23, 2012, 03:59:10 pm
Quote
Caramell - Caramelldansen (English Version)   


Warning, some people with certain mental conditions will find more brain cells than normal killed by this vid. :scrutiny

I armored myself with two hours of Disturbed.  Honestly, it's a girl's version of the Chipmunks.

Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on January 23, 2012, 04:19:21 pm
I love the LaCroix' Youtube channels.  Heather is just, plain... WOW.  Not just in looks, but she loves her six inch model 19 revolver.  Got to love that kind of wisdom!

Here's the promo for one of their shows.

Our TV Promo - Living With The LaCroixs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xeWE3EPjrM#ws)

Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Thernlund on January 23, 2012, 04:24:44 pm
Heather is just, plain... WOW.

You mean as in "bag-of-hammers" WOW, right?  :eh

I would beat the woman unconscious if I had to be in a room with her for more than 15 minutes. 

I lost IQ points watching that.


-T.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Ronin on January 23, 2012, 04:33:16 pm
Must +1 with T. Wow is an apt description but maybe not in the intended way. Yikes.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on January 23, 2012, 05:34:14 pm
You mean as in "bag-of-hammers" WOW, right?  :eh
I would beat the woman unconscious if I had to be in a room with her for more than 15 minutes. 
I lost IQ points watching that.

She's a LOT corn-pone, but she has one or two redeeming qualities.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: JesseL on January 23, 2012, 05:45:46 pm
I think Doug is suffering from the advanced stages of female companionship deprivation.

It's a good thing there aren't too many sheep in his locale.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Thernlund on January 23, 2012, 07:28:01 pm
 :rotfl


-T.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Splodge Of Doom on January 23, 2012, 08:37:37 pm
I have to be careful with jokes like that.

One of my flatmates is Welsh...  ::)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Thernlund on January 23, 2012, 08:49:40 pm
 :rotfl :rotfl


-T.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on January 23, 2012, 10:55:09 pm
I think Doug is suffering from the advanced stages of female companionship deprivation.

It's a good thing there aren't too many sheep in his locale.

I'm proud to be a chubby chaser! :neener
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: booksmart on January 23, 2012, 10:58:09 pm
I'm proud to be a chubby chaser! :neener

Sooo... the sheep are too fast?



Sorry, sorry... couldn't resist...
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on January 23, 2012, 11:01:59 pm
Sooo... the sheep are too fast?

Nah.  Not horny enough.

Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: booksmart on January 23, 2012, 11:38:42 pm
Good to know.



In the interest of full disclosure, neither my wife nor I would qualify as "svelte".
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on January 24, 2012, 12:22:22 am
Hugging bones hurts.

(http://images.wikia.com/wikiality/images/d/d0/HuggingSkeletons.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: GeorgeHill on January 24, 2012, 12:29:53 am
Oh, that girl has some decent jubblies... and that's about the extent of her talent.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on January 24, 2012, 12:34:40 am
You do NOT eff with the Brazillian federales

http://youtu.be/RXUV35Xgw-k (http://youtu.be/RXUV35Xgw-k)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on January 24, 2012, 03:43:11 pm
It's not prostitution if you pay them in bacon!

FPS Russia!  EPICMEALTIME!  TOGETHER AGAIN!

Meat Ice Cream Party - Epic Meal Time (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLpttwk4-FA#ws)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Evil Jim on January 24, 2012, 07:07:57 pm
Who pooped on my head?
Vom kleinen Maulwurf, der wissen wollte... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBe1KgrRYmU#)


Jim
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Gunnguy on January 25, 2012, 08:03:33 am
Who pooped on my head?
Vom kleinen Maulwurf, der wissen wollte... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBe1KgrRYmU#)


Jim
:confused
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Gunnguy on January 25, 2012, 08:28:59 am
 ;)
Found some...well...

Miami Beach girls just want to have fun (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5D0Po-uhTE#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on January 25, 2012, 11:42:12 am
I kept waiting for the zombie shriekface to show up in that vid.  They promise you boobies and cuteness, and then you end up destroying your laptop as you inadvertantly flail it out the window...
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Gunnguy on January 25, 2012, 09:39:02 pm
Just found that is was relaxing and soothing at the same time.  ;)

And I am only 3 weeks away from going to Mexico, Baby!
And they don't wear even THAT much on the beaches i think...LOL!
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on January 25, 2012, 09:44:04 pm
Just found that is was relaxing and soothing at the same time.  ;)

As did I for the 17 times I watched it.  Youtube needs a slo-mo button.

Quote
And I am only 3 weeks away from going to Mexico, Baby!
And they don't wear even THAT much on the beaches i think...LOL!

Lucky bandage...


Now, back on-topic.  So to speak.

The Walking Dead: Where's the Ham? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwTnDoDnfpA#ws)

Scary good how these kids get Shane and Rick's tv personnas down.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Gunnguy on January 25, 2012, 09:49:17 pm
 :shocked
Ok..THAT was a funny parody of Shane!
Boys got a future in acting.
Now if he'd shot Shane in the leg to distract him....hmmm...

Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: GeorgeHill on January 26, 2012, 02:23:52 pm
Nicki Minaj - Massive Attack ft. Sean Garrett (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZCUtnuAXg8#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Evil Jim on January 26, 2012, 05:33:30 pm
Dude... WTF?


Jim
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: super_b AK on January 26, 2012, 06:10:54 pm
Dude... WTF?


Jim

X2
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: sarge712 on January 26, 2012, 06:16:47 pm
x3. Were they even speaking English?
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Gunnguy on January 26, 2012, 07:00:52 pm
And these people wonder why we have absolutely no respect for them.
 :facepalm

Bollywood does better.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: sarge712 on January 26, 2012, 07:34:56 pm

Bollywood does better.


And with more class and a much better view
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Gunnguy on January 26, 2012, 07:38:20 pm
And better p
And with more class and a much better view
Better pricing in quantity, a discount on the discount, free curry every tuesday night, and...and...and...better everything.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Gunnguy on January 26, 2012, 07:38:52 pm
Real curry hurts, btw.
Wow...
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Khorne on January 26, 2012, 07:51:22 pm
mmmm....curry.
Funny Indian Music Video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddj1uY6uNpE#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Gunnguy on January 26, 2012, 07:56:56 pm
 :rotfl
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: the556GRIZZLY on January 26, 2012, 08:07:50 pm
 in reference to Ogre's post

:shocked kids these days with their tribal drum beats and what not.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Roper1911 on January 27, 2012, 12:30:00 pm
Raise your hand and moan (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2YPBQCHV7E#ws)
remember when we were like that? when dinosaurs still walked the earth?
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Khorne on January 27, 2012, 03:52:54 pm
If it comes to war with China, I don't want to go up against this chick.  she'll either hypnotize you with her alluring beauty or have a gun in each hand.
Thousand Hand Bodhisattva Part 2 HQ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkretC5MCPg#)
Edit - I just learned that all these performers are deaf.  Holy crap. They have to learn to feel the certain vibrations of the music.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Mamba1-0 on January 27, 2012, 09:50:35 pm
(http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc85/Mamba1-0/Stet/2cd7cpv.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Khorne on January 27, 2012, 10:13:06 pm
Aural Vampire - オーラルヴァンパイア - / 湘南族 -cannibal coast- (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQbAzXHyOfk#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Outbreak on January 28, 2012, 02:53:36 pm
(http://media.fukung.net/images/24774/3f41d28fba995efcd8a4ff7d52b4a4d3.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: GeorgeHill on January 28, 2012, 10:27:49 pm
Guy On A Buffalo - Episode 1 (Bears, Indians & Such) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJ4T9CQA0UM#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: HMPlatinum on January 28, 2012, 10:46:43 pm
http://youtu.be/c2ivYqToCLQ (http://youtu.be/c2ivYqToCLQ)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: booksmart on January 28, 2012, 10:52:49 pm
OB... I'm stealing that.  :thumbup1
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Evil Jim on January 29, 2012, 12:12:14 am
Assault crowbar...
(http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/9666/p1240304.jpg)


Jim
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: booksmart on January 29, 2012, 12:13:10 am
Assault crowbar...

Needs a light.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Outbreak on January 29, 2012, 12:20:07 am
Assault crowbar...

Can't be. I don't see a shoulder thing that goes up.

Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Outbreak on January 29, 2012, 12:21:48 am
Language warning.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on January 29, 2012, 12:22:18 am
It needs Picatinny rails.   :cool
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Khorne on January 29, 2012, 11:18:42 am
There's a whole series of these "Tales from the Pub!"  By the creators of "Lost Skeleton of Cadavra!"
Tales From the Pub: "Doppelganger!" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5rLtFYEiPc#)
Tales From the Pub: "I Hear It Too" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ah2RBsq0aQ0#)
Tales From the Pub: "Message From Beyond" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyYHWUdHZOg#)
Tales From the Pub: "There's Somebody Here" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okvhpm5S-qM#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on January 29, 2012, 11:58:17 am
I love "Lost Skeleton of Cadavra" - one of the best 50's movies made in the 2000's. :clap
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on January 29, 2012, 04:24:33 pm
(http://bulk.destructoid.com/ul/user/4/4878-114578-TimefortheBigGuns34557jpg-468x.jpg)

This was the guy I was voting for when he ran against Al Gore!

Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on January 29, 2012, 05:33:47 pm
http://youtu.be/jHUQoJ789i4 (http://youtu.be/jHUQoJ789i4)

 :rotfl

Liu at the end.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on January 29, 2012, 11:46:35 pm
(http://chzsetphaserstolol.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/sci-fi-fantasy-evil-dead-found-in-the-s-mart-restroom.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on January 30, 2012, 12:07:31 am
(http://chzsetphaserstolol.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/sci-fi-fantasy-lord-of-the-rings-treebeard-year-one.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on February 01, 2012, 12:11:59 am
Call of Duty: Invisible Warfare (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAL9iV4qPWA#ws)

Grenade sequence... quite cool.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: GeorgeHill on February 01, 2012, 02:50:45 am
Time for something really Weird... Time to look at JAPAN again.
This isn't safe for work... or Sanity.
Bashful Japanese Schoolgirl - WTF?! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBKO27epMBk#ws)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: booksmart on February 01, 2012, 08:00:33 am
Japan is it's own category of "WTF?!"  - WTF(J)?!
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Chrissmitty820 on February 01, 2012, 09:12:36 am
http://www.amazon.com/Live-Huge-Penis-Richard-Jacob/dp/1594743061/ref=pd_rhf_gw_p_t_1 (http://www.amazon.com/Live-Huge-Penis-Richard-Jacob/dp/1594743061/ref=pd_rhf_gw_p_t_1)

Reviews are pretty funny for the most part.

Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Chrissmitty820 on February 01, 2012, 09:15:45 am
Time for something really Weird... Time to look at JAPAN again.
This isn't safe for work... or Sanity.
Bashful Japanese Schoolgirl - WTF?! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBKO27epMBk#ws)


Ok, at this point, it is impossible to tell the satire from reality where Japan is concerned.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on February 01, 2012, 11:23:23 am
Ogre wins.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Khorne on February 01, 2012, 01:34:27 pm
I think Ogre just broke the internetz.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on February 01, 2012, 01:35:48 pm
AOL's website wouldn't work for an hour after I watched that. :panic
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Khorne on February 01, 2012, 06:03:14 pm
The funniest and strangest review of Star Wars I've ever seen.  He hides behind a mask of idiocy, but what he has to say is actually very well thought out.
http://redlettermedia.com/plinkett/star-wars/star-wars-episode-1-the-phantom-menace/ (http://redlettermedia.com/plinkett/star-wars/star-wars-episode-1-the-phantom-menace/)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: booksmart on February 01, 2012, 06:42:13 pm
This actually belongs under Cool Internet Stuff...

A Swarm of Nano Quadrotors (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQIMGV5vtd4#ws)

Put this kind of programming into something capable of carrying a few ounces of C4, give it thermal imaging capabilities, and voila! SkyNet.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: sarge712 on February 01, 2012, 06:47:58 pm
Wow books! That was amazing!
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Khorne on February 01, 2012, 06:50:33 pm
GREAT!!  This is how Space Invaders starts!  Now we're hosed.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Thernlund on February 01, 2012, 06:51:19 pm
That's pretty damn cool.


-T.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Garaballo on February 01, 2012, 07:52:35 pm
Skynet is upon us, stock AP ammo...
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: HMPlatinum on February 01, 2012, 07:55:22 pm
The Necronomicon, a squadron of quadrotors, some Slipstream and a correctly held tongue and mankind is doomed.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Outbreak on February 01, 2012, 08:39:02 pm
Klaatu Barada Niktu :panic
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Evil Jim on February 01, 2012, 09:47:34 pm
More like internet sadness...
Destroying Deceased War Verteran Fathers WWII M1911 Heirloom (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtFX3JBYsIg#ws)


Jim
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Gunnguy on February 01, 2012, 10:01:46 pm
This actually belongs under Cool Internet Stuff...

A Swarm of Nano Quadrotors (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQIMGV5vtd4#ws)

Put this kind of programming into something capable of carrying a few ounces of C4, give it thermal imaging capabilities, and voila! SkyNet.
I envisioned the "Flight of The Bumblebee" playing in the back ground.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Gunnguy on February 01, 2012, 10:07:16 pm
More like internet sadness...
Destroying Deceased War Verteran Fathers WWII M1911 Heirloom (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtFX3JBYsIg#ws)


Jim
This man has the right to do as he pleases with his guns.
And to answer his question at the end about what a handgun is made and used for; I assumed he also realizes that when he has no guns and someone who is bad has one, that the following is highly applicable to himself and 99 of his anti-gun buddies.

"One man with a gun can control one hundred men without one." - Lenin

Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Gunnguy on February 01, 2012, 10:10:38 pm
Time for something really Weird... Time to look at JAPAN again.
This isn't safe for work... or Sanity.
Bashful Japanese Schoolgirl - WTF?! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBKO27epMBk#ws)


 :shocked :shocked :shocked :shocked :shocked :shocked :shocked :shocked :shocked :shocked :shocked :shocked

What is she shooting??? Corn?????!!!!!

 :facepalm
Ok that was just not right, not right at all.

Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: rvsix8 on February 01, 2012, 10:17:24 pm
Time for something really Weird... Time to look at JAPAN again.
This isn't safe for work... or Sanity.
Bashful Japanese Schoolgirl - WTF?! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBKO27epMBk#ws)

This reminds me of a movie called Fudoh: The New Generation. If you're interested, look it up yourself, I'm not going to link it because it's not safe for anyone. But there's one girl assassin who uses a blow gun and a certain part of her anatomy to kill people. What is wrong with the Japanese?
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: sohmdaddy on February 01, 2012, 11:39:08 pm
What is wrong with the Japanese?

It's what happens when you cram that people into such a small space.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: ksuguy on February 01, 2012, 11:46:56 pm
It's what happens when you cram that people into such a small space.

I think their oppressive government and culture has a lot to do with it as well.   So much pressure on them, that when they go weird, they go completely off the rails. 
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: JesseL on February 01, 2012, 11:58:15 pm
It's what happens when you cram that people into such a small space.

And then drop a couple atomic bombs on them.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on February 02, 2012, 12:11:51 am
I think their oppressive government and culture has a lot to do with it as well.   So much pressure on them, that when they go weird, they go completely off the rails. 


Same goes for British comedy too. 

"We've decorated our den in warm pus," Monty Python skit.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Chrissmitty820 on February 02, 2012, 12:21:28 am
This actually belongs under Cool Internet Stuff...

A Swarm of Nano Quadrotors (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQIMGV5vtd4#ws)

Put this kind of programming into something capable of carrying a few ounces of C4, give it thermal imaging capabilities, and voila! SkyNet.

You ever read 'Von Neuman's War' by Ringo and Taylor?
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: booksmart on February 02, 2012, 09:44:51 am
You ever read 'Von Neuman's War' by Ringo and Taylor?

Nope.  But they do remind me of the Hunter/Seeker from Herbert's Dune...

I'll look up Von Neuman's War.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on February 02, 2012, 02:59:32 pm
Milk Man: World's Worst Superhero (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eFDra1XimA#ws)

 At least he's not Poop-man from Newgrounds.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Raptor on February 02, 2012, 03:08:33 pm
Dang it, Doug! You beat me to it!

I have to say, this is probably the most disgusting thing Freddie & co. have ever shot. Hilarious as all, but still pretty gross.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: booksmart on February 02, 2012, 03:37:01 pm
Only a real threat if you're lactose intolerant...
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on February 02, 2012, 03:46:48 pm
Only a real threat if you're lactose intolerant...

Never got squirted in the throat with a hose blast before?  Gag reflex doesn't even touch the start of it. 
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Ronin on February 02, 2012, 03:52:41 pm
 :shocked :-[ :scrutiny :facepalm
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Gunnguy on February 02, 2012, 08:04:01 pm
Never got squirted in the throat with a hose blast before?  Gag reflex doesn't even touch the start of it. 

Now how many quarts of cream was that???    :vomit
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Outbreak on February 02, 2012, 10:09:25 pm
Never got squirted in the throat with a hose blast before?  Gag reflex doesn't even touch the start of it.
Now how many quarts of cream was that???    :vomit

For the love of all things holy, can I get a "so to speak?!?!"
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Ronin on February 02, 2012, 10:44:06 pm
+1,000,000 Outbreak.....
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: booksmart on February 02, 2012, 11:46:18 pm
Yeah, see, I wasn't gonna touch it after Doug's post...  :whistle

ETA: ... so to speak.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: GeorgeHill on February 03, 2012, 12:23:21 am
 :shocked




 :facepalm
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on February 03, 2012, 01:09:49 am
Now how many quarts of cream was that???    :vomit

I was talking about an idiot neighbor kid with a garden hose and the nozzle turned on full blast.  Garden hose water out your schnozz fluffing burns.  BURNS!

I was 9.  And I still ache from it.  :'(
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Gunnguy on February 03, 2012, 08:49:20 am
Now how many quarts of cream was that???    :vomit
:shocked




 :facepalm
I was talking about an idiot neighbor kid with a garden hose and the nozzle turned on full blast.  Garden hose water out your schnozz fluffing burns.  BURNS!

I was 9.  And I still ache from it.  :'(
:confused

 :shocked

 :facepalm

I was referring to the video of milk man the super hero, and I... :facepalm...for the love of Pete!
WILL YOU PERVERTS GET YOU MINDS OUT OF THE GUTTER FOR TWO SECONDS!!!  >:(
Why?  :facepalm  Why me?  :banghead

T.! I'm calling thread drift!!!
 :P
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Chief45 on February 03, 2012, 10:00:07 am
It's random internet weirdness..  :coffee    Just how can you call Thread Drift here ? :neener



:confused

 :shocked

 :facepalm

I was referring to the video of milk man the super hero, and I... :facepalm...for the love of Pete!
WILL YOU PERVERTS GET YOU MINDS OUT OF THE GUTTER FOR TWO SECONDS!!!  >:(
Why?  :facepalm  Why me?  :banghead

T.! I'm calling thread drift!!!
 :P
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Gunnguy on February 03, 2012, 02:38:17 pm
It's random internet weirdness..  :coffee    Just how can you call Thread Drift here ? :neener



Fine. It's not really thread drift.
I just didn't like the fact they thought I meant something else entirely.
Besides...it's fun using the tongue razz smiley.

 :whistle
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Musashi on February 03, 2012, 03:23:55 pm
(http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/6760/superfacepalm.jpg) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/13/superfacepalm.jpg/)

Title: Re: More random internet weirdness/ coolness?
Post by: mjolnir1964 on February 03, 2012, 03:26:16 pm
Alrighty...... thought I'd de-rail the thread from the milk business and change over to something really cool that I found. This is, without a doubt, probably the coolest video you'll see for awhile. It was filmed from the International Space Station. Personally... I love all the Aurora Borealis action.

Enjoy!

http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap111121.html (http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap111121.html)


-R.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on February 04, 2012, 09:39:13 pm
Interesting "home defense scenario" with a USP Compact 9mm.

http://youtu.be/61XPwsAdkr4 (http://youtu.be/61XPwsAdkr4)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Outbreak on February 04, 2012, 09:44:05 pm
I think that video made me dumber, and possibly degraded my handgunning skills just by watching it.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: GeorgeHill on February 04, 2012, 10:08:32 pm
I don't know that guy... but I hate that guy now. 
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: strangelittleman on February 04, 2012, 10:17:10 pm
I think we're all dumber for watching that now.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Evil Jim on February 04, 2012, 10:17:46 pm
I hate everyone, and make them prove that I shouldnt hate them.
Saves time, and it makes me right more often.


Jim
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Gunnguy on February 04, 2012, 10:37:49 pm
 :shocked

 :rotfl

 :facepalm
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Thernlund on February 05, 2012, 12:17:37 am
This one tops the list in random internet weirdness...

http://bit.ly/zCoxEU (http://bit.ly/zCoxEU)


-T.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: TommyGunn on February 05, 2012, 12:19:10 am
I think we're all dumber for watching that now.


Don't feel bad I was dumb enough to watch it too.    :facepalm
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on February 05, 2012, 01:11:02 am
Parenting fails.  New site.  Old jokes.

(http://chzparentingfails.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/crazy-parenting-fails-kids-really-do-say-the-darndest-things.jpg)
(http://chzparentingfails.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/crazy-parenting-fails-this-is-why-babies-shouldnt-have-teeth.jpg)
(http://chzparentingfails.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/crazy-parenting-fails-hey-some-parents-are-really-desperate-for-some-alone-time.jpg)
(http://chzparentingfails.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/crazy-parenting-fails-the-night-of-the-goth-teen-mom.jpg)

And to finish this off - we go back to Japan.

(http://chzparentingfails.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/crazy-parenting-fails-so-thats-what-theyre-hiding.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Garaballo on February 05, 2012, 01:44:29 am
http://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/a/-/offbeat/12412773/tv-presenters-eat-each-others-flesh (http://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/a/-/offbeat/12412773/tv-presenters-eat-each-others-flesh)

Wait whaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

(http://]http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luxiliU8FH1qha9wgo1_500.jpg[/url])
It's so cute I wanna puke.

Also:
Glitched - Creepiest Glitches Hidden in Popular Video Games (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uws-2otumdE#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Langenator on February 05, 2012, 11:16:11 am
That pacifier is awesome.

Almost makes me wish our 10 month old used one.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on February 05, 2012, 11:45:42 am
This one tops the list in random internet weirdness...

http://bit.ly/zCoxEU (http://bit.ly/zCoxEU)


-T.

(http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn97/XxharmlessXsinxX/588px-Divide_by_zer0.jpg)

PS: Garaballo - that Glitch video was bloody creepy.  I wish I knew the song in it.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Gunnguy on February 05, 2012, 12:50:02 pm
+1 for T. on the pic....
Anyone thinking of "The Fire Starter" with this pic?

Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: super_b AK on February 06, 2012, 12:43:42 am
(http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/394041_2424413104237_1668805630_1690929_874841469_n.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Gunnguy on February 06, 2012, 12:51:14 am
 :facepalm
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: GeorgeHill on February 06, 2012, 01:25:30 am
 :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl
 :clap
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: sarge712 on February 06, 2012, 02:16:38 am
Coolest clothesline ever

http://youtu.be/u4v2GWYzuLk (http://youtu.be/u4v2GWYzuLk)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Ronin on February 06, 2012, 08:10:32 am
Huffy introduces, the tactical bicycle line....
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: sarge712 on February 06, 2012, 12:45:38 pm
Yep, spray it black, slap some Velcro on it and it's officially "Tactical." Might even add a MOLLE seat cover and MagPul handlebar grips so it's the same kind of beach cruiser that SEAL6 and SFOD-Delta use.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Mamba1-0 on February 06, 2012, 02:19:03 pm
Don't forget......RAILS. Lots of rails - for lights, lasers. red dots, etc.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Thernlund on February 06, 2012, 03:18:13 pm
that Glitch video was bloody creepy.  I wish I knew the song in it.

"Come To Daddy" by Aphex Twin


-T.


EDIT:  I guess the real video for that song qualifies as Internet weirdness.  So, as to not derail the thread (as if that was possible)...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Az_7U0-cK0
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: GeorgeHill on February 06, 2012, 11:19:55 pm
Coolest clothesline ever

http://youtu.be/u4v2GWYzuLk (http://youtu.be/u4v2GWYzuLk)
Magpul Dynamics: Art of the Tactical Bicycle.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: coyotesfan97 on February 07, 2012, 11:54:07 am
Gunstore Robbery Fail. From a K9 guy   :thumbup1

Gun store robbery Fail (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmF0GJuHz9I#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Roper1911 on February 07, 2012, 12:01:44 pm
German Shepard > retard

If he had tried to rob any of the gun stores around here he would have died in a hail of .45, unless he tried to rob that one pawnshop... then it would have been .44
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: booksmart on February 07, 2012, 12:31:39 pm
I like how the dog looks at the shop owner after the guy runs off. "Gimme a boost, will ya, Pops?"

Good puppy.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: TommyGunn on February 07, 2012, 01:22:46 pm
Gunstore Robbery Fail. From a K9 guy   :thumbup1

Gun store robbery Fail (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmF0GJuHz9I#)




That's gonna leave a mark!   :thumbup1 ;) :neener :rotfl
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Thernlund on February 07, 2012, 06:37:07 pm
Looks staged to me.  I'm sure the dog didn't know that though.  ;)


-T.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: coyotesfan97 on February 07, 2012, 06:50:37 pm
I watched this again at my son's doctors office. I think you're right T.   :doh

 Some things stand out now.  The punching move the "suspect" makes sure looks like a decoy presenting a sleeve to a dog.  The size of the "suspect's" arm looks like a hidden bite sleeve and it looks like there is already a piece of his jacket missing.

Honestly a great test for a new K9 with no visible equipment.  Will the dog bite for real?  We do tests like this with an arm wrapped in newspaper and Kevlar layers covered with a BDU jacket.

Oh well I still like the video. 
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Gunnguy on February 07, 2012, 09:26:30 pm
Since the video starts at 00:00:00:00 I think it was a puppy test.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Chief45 on February 08, 2012, 10:39:20 am
Fine. It's not really thread drift.
I just didn't like the fact they thought I meant something else entirely.
Besides...it's fun using the tongue razz smiley.

 :whistle


saw a comment on thread drift on another forum,   modified for here. :neener


You asked WTA for advice,   that's like asking a black Lab to fetch your slippers with a squirrel loose in your house.

Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on February 08, 2012, 01:41:49 pm

saw a comment on thread drift on another forum,   modified for here. :neener


You asked WTA for advice,   that's like asking a black Lab to fetch your slippers with a squirrel loose in your house.



(http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/get-on-the-squirrel-theres-no-time-to-explain.jpg)

I love this pic so much, it's my Avatar.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on February 08, 2012, 01:43:42 pm
(http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/what-north-koreans-are-really-thinking.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on February 08, 2012, 02:49:26 pm
(http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/i-love-beating-women-to-the-door-so-i-can-hold-it-open-for-them.png)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: JesseL on February 08, 2012, 02:54:40 pm
 :rotfl
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: CameronS on February 08, 2012, 07:42:51 pm
That's . . . just . . . oh, never mind. :rotfl
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: sarge712 on February 08, 2012, 07:52:47 pm
Icelandic Death Wyrm???

http://youtu.be/8OmyyHyya64 (http://youtu.be/8OmyyHyya64)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Gunnguy on February 08, 2012, 09:43:34 pm
 :shocked
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: GeorgeHill on February 08, 2012, 10:05:26 pm
WTF is that?  I had seen photos of that before and I thought them to be just cracks in the ice... seeing it move... against the apparent current.  WTF is that?
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: strangelittleman on February 08, 2012, 10:11:45 pm
I saw that on The Fox Report this evening.....strange.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Gunnguy on February 08, 2012, 10:14:02 pm
WTF is that?  I had seen photos of that before and I thought them to be just cracks in the ice... seeing it move... against the apparent current.  WTF is that?

Sarge's leftovers after Mexicali night at the Hacienda Del Toro?

 :shrug

Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: strangelittleman on February 08, 2012, 10:18:43 pm
Sarge's leftovers after Mexicali night at the Hacienda Del Toro?

 :shrug


Naw, too solid for that. A good post- Hacienda Del Toro action would look like a Jackson Pollock mural done in FDE. :shocked 
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Gunnguy on February 08, 2012, 10:20:24 pm
Naw, too solid for that. A good post- Hacienda Del Toro action would look like a Jackson Pollock mural done in FDE. :shocked 

 :rotfl
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Raptor on February 08, 2012, 10:41:38 pm
Icelandic Death Wyrm???

http://youtu.be/8OmyyHyya64 (http://youtu.be/8OmyyHyya64)

O-kay... someone needs to call Earl Harbringer right the fluff now!

Naw, too solid for that. A good post- Hacienda Del Toro action would look like a Jackson Pollock mural done in FDE. :shocked 

...ew...
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: sarge712 on February 08, 2012, 11:18:57 pm
Take a dip in that lake and you drop waaay, way down the food chain. It seemed legit to me. The head looked snake-like then gator-ish too. I am a firm believer that there are still wonders yet discovered...especially in remote corners of the world like Iceland. Its like a creature from the old Viking sagas.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on February 09, 2012, 12:19:08 am
Take a dip in that lake and you drop waaay, way down the food chain. It seemed legit to me. The head looked snake-like then gator-ish too. I am a firm believer that there are still wonders yet discovered...especially in remote corners of the world like Iceland. Its like a creature from the old Viking sagas.

With the Coelacanth, with Native American tales of the Mammoth/Mastodons having been alive as late as the 1800's, I can believe in creatures like that.

It's definitely not reptilian as those waters would totally negate any warmth, but there are sea mammals and fish that can handle that kind of cold.  I'm thinking eel on that thing, or a missing link between land mammal and whale.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Mamba1-0 on February 09, 2012, 01:09:13 am
Then, there's always the Siberian Wooly Mammoth..............

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/video/sun-exclusive/4116533/The-woolly-mammoth-alive.html#ooid=5oZDBoMzreLfI78xe1sCSLDmQQFyhXym (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/video/sun-exclusive/4116533/The-woolly-mammoth-alive.html#ooid=5oZDBoMzreLfI78xe1sCSLDmQQFyhXym)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: sohmdaddy on February 09, 2012, 02:59:06 am
That video looks fake to me. Especially since the whole thing is blurry. "Oh look, a wooly mammoth, I'd better lick the lens before I start filming!"
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Splodge Of Doom on February 09, 2012, 04:39:14 pm
That video looks fake to me. Especially since the whole thing is blurry. "Oh look, a wooly mammoth, I'd better lick the lens before I start filming!"

I figured out what they caught on camera pretty quickly - if you look closely It's obviously a bear with a salmon in its mouth.  ::)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Raptor on February 09, 2012, 09:13:57 pm
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/394152_313264492052322_121129571265816_959635_645423683_n.jpg)

And yes, that really is Sean Patrick Flanery and Norman Reedus.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Roper1911 on February 09, 2012, 10:39:52 pm
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/394152_313264492052322_121129571265816_959635_645423683_n.jpg)

And yes, that really is Sean Patrick Flanery and Norman Reedus.
... O_O ... \m/>_<\m/
(http://www.spaceg.com/multimedia/collection/ytmnd.com/you%27ve%20won%20the%20Internet.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on February 10, 2012, 12:32:22 pm
Raptor, I don't know who is more my hero at this moment, the Boondock Saints or you.

edit: :facepalm

How dumb am I that I never placed Reedus in Walking Dead as a Boondock Saint?

Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Thernlund on February 10, 2012, 02:25:07 pm
How dumb am I that I never placed Reedus in Walking Dead as a Boondock Saint?

How good is he that he can escape being so placed?


-T.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on February 10, 2012, 06:46:32 pm
How good is he that he can escape being so placed?
-T.

(http://i.qkme.me/10p1.jpg)





<< Fixed image - Thernlund>>
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on February 10, 2012, 06:47:55 pm
Heeh... looking for the Touche...

I found this.

(http://cache.spreadshirt.net/users/563000/562298/articleFamilies/111/1111_designImage_large.jpg)

When Ents get personal!
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Outbreak on February 11, 2012, 01:15:57 am
^Ent Video.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on February 11, 2012, 02:18:37 am
Too Asian For Hurdles (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GzS250osZw#ws)

Honest Caller (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ym94lKS7oo#ws)
http://youtu.be/iXPVGzMNZsc (http://youtu.be/iXPVGzMNZsc)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Roper1911 on February 11, 2012, 09:58:05 am
Will it blend: World's Largest Gummy Bear. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqOSNzxo7Mo#ws)
the last one rocks.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Raptor on February 11, 2012, 04:26:58 pm
(http://www.tumblr.com/photo/1280/amymebberson/11013967799/1/tumblr_lsj31mRsBX1qe3n5i)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: PrivateJoker on February 11, 2012, 06:21:04 pm
F1 lap played on an electric guitar (http://www.wimp.com/slideguitar)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: RoninJoseph338 on February 11, 2012, 11:11:55 pm
Doesn't it just make you want to dance?

Dr. Reanimator - Move Your Dead Bones (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BnOUOkcr9c#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on February 12, 2012, 01:58:44 am
The singer was MEH.

But Jeffry Combs IS THE MAN!
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Mamba1-0 on February 12, 2012, 01:02:32 pm
I figured out what they caught on camera pretty quickly - if you look closely It's obviously a bear with a salmon in its mouth.  ::)

Yeah. But there were people on the original site who *swore* they could see 'large, elephantine ears' and TUSKS!!  :rotfl
(on full-screen)

All I could see was a bear with a big fish.   :shrug

(and, if that IS a 'trunk', that mammoth has a bad case of trunk-mange. :confused )
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: RoninJoseph338 on February 12, 2012, 01:40:27 pm
He's an awesome actor.  I met him at a con once in Dallas, he was kind of a dick though.  He could have just been having a bad day though.

The singer was MEH.

But Jeffry Combs IS THE MAN!
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on February 12, 2012, 03:12:29 pm
He's an awesome actor.  I met him at a con once in Dallas, he was kind of a dick though.  He could have just been having a bad day though.


Depending on how many days he'd been on the road, it could have been an off day.  I never got to meet him. 
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: PrivateJoker on February 13, 2012, 10:15:18 pm
Split Screen Bohemian Rhapsody - Richie Castellano (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Iiy_YfpVn0#ws)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Wolf-Dragon on February 13, 2012, 11:32:45 pm
not bad
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Outbreak on February 14, 2012, 02:39:39 pm
Couldn't be more true.

Spock is actually using the same flight computer I use, and the same one the guy in the next pic uses. Even the Starship Enterprise needs a nerd with a Whiz-Wheel.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Ronin on February 14, 2012, 03:36:09 pm
Jeff Combs is the man, got him talking about The Frighteners and he went on for about an hour. RoninJ-I had the same experience that you had with Jeff but with Bill Moseley, I was supposed to meet him and had MULTIPLE people tell me how cool and gracious he was. I get thrown into a room with him and was scheduled to pretty much babysit him for about 3 hours-total dickhead. I was kind of thrown off balance by the whole thing but recovered enough to ask him if he wanted me to wait outside until he lost the attitude. He is not a foolish man and got the message and straightened up enough to chat about a lot of things. I think it is finding a point of interest. Bill's was his band-The Cornbugs. Yes. Enough derail, back to the weirdness.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: sohmdaddy on February 14, 2012, 04:20:24 pm
Llamas with Hats 4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJixW2u4IvQ#ws)

A few years old, but still weird and random.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: TommyGunn on February 14, 2012, 07:49:18 pm
Couldn't be more true.

Spock is actually using the same flight computer I use, and the same one the guy in the next pic uses. Even the Starship Enterprise needs a nerd with a Whiz-Wheel.

It no doubt was the cheapest prop available in 1965 .... that show was not known for a mega$$$$$budget, you know. ;)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on February 14, 2012, 08:59:23 pm
It no doubt was the cheapest prop available in 1965 .... that show was not known for a mega$$$$$budget, you know. ;)

Plus, Spock was probably faster with a Whiz Wheel than 1960's folks thought a computer could be. 

And who knows... maybe he's STILL as fast doing that 23rd Century math.  After all, we ARE talking galactic space distances, and travel in three dimensions.  ;)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Gunnguy on February 14, 2012, 10:32:23 pm
 :facepalm
Great shades of 'Star Carrier'!
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Outbreak on February 15, 2012, 12:05:52 am
Plus, Spock was probably faster with a Whiz Wheel than 1960's folks thought a computer could be. 

I bet I'm faster than Spock.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: TommyGunn on February 15, 2012, 12:38:08 am
I bet I'm faster than Spock.

But they have silicon chips now.  :scrutiny ;)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on February 15, 2012, 12:12:58 pm
Epic Meal Time goes V-D... Valentines Day-YUM!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Is it NSFW?  YOU decide.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Nightcrawler on February 16, 2012, 10:47:49 am
Game Deaths (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJ6APKIjFQY#ws)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Wolf-Dragon on February 16, 2012, 06:33:07 pm
Lots and Lots of ways to die in video games.....  :shrug who knew
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on February 17, 2012, 05:48:37 pm
Smeagol (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uARe0S1cGUM#ws)

 :rotfl
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Wolf-Dragon on February 17, 2012, 08:34:48 pm
 :hmm :hmm :hmm
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Ronin on February 18, 2012, 11:01:21 am
THAT was a trip down memory lane. Which begs the question, am I old or did I just really suck at video games.....?

Edit to add, ref the video game death post, NOT the Smeagol....
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on February 19, 2012, 02:41:04 pm
The toughest life forms on Earth.  How tough?  Pregnant ones survived 10 days of hard vacuum and radiation and laid eggs when they came home.

http://youtu.be/6H0E77TdYnY (http://youtu.be/6H0E77TdYnY)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on February 20, 2012, 12:00:12 am
Chuck Norris is a wuss.

(http://chzsetphaserstolol.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/sci-fi-fantasy-sir-christopher-lee.jpg)

(http://chzsetphaserstolol.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/sci-fi-fantasy-peter-cushing-you-da-man.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on February 20, 2012, 12:00:39 am
Sleep tight!

(http://chzsetphaserstolol.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/sci-fi-fantasy-heres-your-new-bed.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on February 20, 2012, 12:12:47 am
(http://chzsetphaserstolol.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/sci-fi-fantasy-star-wars-id-hit-that.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Outbreak on February 20, 2012, 12:22:44 am
(http://chzsetphaserstolol.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/sci-fi-fantasy-star-wars-id-hit-that.jpg)

:rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Raptor on February 21, 2012, 10:36:10 pm
NSFW Language Warning, Crank Up Your Speakers, and swallow anything that might be in your mouth!

Soldiers sing Bohemian Rhapsody (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hX08WGx5Dj8#ws)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: super_b AK on February 22, 2012, 06:09:28 pm
Don't know if it qualifies as weird, but definitely cool

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/_eUlpPY96Ok" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Outbreak on February 22, 2012, 06:12:50 pm
I believe someone posted a whole thread about it, but I can't find it.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Thernlund on February 22, 2012, 06:40:39 pm
It was me.

https://wethearmed.com/general-firearms-discussion/guns-under-water-%28slow-mo%29/ (https://wethearmed.com/general-firearms-discussion/guns-under-water-%28slow-mo%29/)


-T.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: booksmart on February 23, 2012, 07:27:06 pm
http://www.wimp.com/circonvolutionimprobable/ (http://www.wimp.com/circonvolutionimprobable/)

Definitely qualifies for the 'internet coolness'... Cirque de Soleil level performance.

(give it a minute or so to get going)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Wolf-Dragon on February 23, 2012, 08:01:48 pm
 :confused :eh :hmm :-\

 :clap
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Feud on February 24, 2012, 07:22:28 am
(http://i3.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/001/360/1362599_02bcdea730.jpg)

I've had this one stuck in my head for the last couple days.  It's an oldie, but still funny.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: TommyGunn on February 24, 2012, 12:09:26 pm
Ooooooooooooooops :-[
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Matthew Mayner on February 24, 2012, 12:51:41 pm
Can you beat Freddie Wong at typing?  If you can you're a better man than I.

Can you defeat Freddie at typing!? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HA71Y1jttSc#ws)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: booksmart on February 24, 2012, 02:51:54 pm
Huh... I made it to "always", so I figure I'm somewhere around 45wpm...

A friend of mine in highschool introduced me to raytracing (basically, the same technology used for computer animation) via a dos command-line program called POV-Ray.  The way POV-Ray worked, you created a text file that described the scene you wanted to create, then ran POV-Ray, giving it commands via the command-line, to parse the file, set the anti-aliasing, the image file to render out to, etc.

Adam would be talking to me about something completely different, typing in the commands quickly enough to fill up the buffer*, backtrack to where the buffer filled up, and re-enter the commands, all without breaking train of thought in the conversation.

Very interesting individual.

*granted, this was a state of the 486i, but still...
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: sarge712 on February 24, 2012, 05:59:17 pm
I love how this guy never breaks his stride. POW! and it's over and back to business like it never happened:

http://youtu.be/LWa49pMhbSA (http://youtu.be/LWa49pMhbSA)

Clearly a man used to and comfortable with violence. Poor shrimpy mullet guy acted drunk.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: strangelittleman on February 24, 2012, 06:18:24 pm
Ha! I remember that guy, he was a Russian business man/Mayor or something(IIRC)......John F-in' Wayneovich.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Khorne on February 24, 2012, 07:17:19 pm
I'm still laughing at that one!  Bam!
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: booksmart on February 25, 2012, 01:40:28 am
From the great state of Georgia:

How not to test your new bulletproof vest. Warning: Profanity.

Idiot Shoots Himself Point Blank (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xgclzGPDHo#ws)

That had to have left a mark...  :facepalm
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Sarge on February 25, 2012, 02:00:04 am
 :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl Must be a friend of Gecko45. Either that or he's the anti-Larry Corriea.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: booksmart on February 25, 2012, 02:07:54 am
I mean, test it if you want, but with a 10mm? Are you *nuts*?!
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Wolf-Dragon on February 25, 2012, 02:36:31 am
 :coffee yep.

 :facepalm but come on there is already one idiot who OWNS a bullet proof vest company that does that we don't need another one, but hey at least we have one idiot to tell us on how not to test our bullet proof vests.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: aikorob on February 25, 2012, 10:10:02 am
http://www.mymodernmet.com/profiles/blogs/simon-beck-snow-art?utm_medium=referral&utm_source=pulsenews (http://www.mymodernmet.com/profiles/blogs/simon-beck-snow-art?utm_medium=referral&utm_source=pulsenews)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on February 25, 2012, 08:53:13 pm
Outtakes - Shooting with friends. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYSYy5yk39I#ws)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on February 25, 2012, 11:25:41 pm
Meet the man who taught Keith Olberman and Chris Matthews how to "debate" on televison.

Live TV Freakout (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSV81c6kxjw#ws)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on February 25, 2012, 11:28:05 pm
Dezoma said it best:
"Oh it's all funny when a dog does it but when I do that to a woman I get thrown in jail..."

http://youtu.be/i-D7k2bL_oQ (http://youtu.be/i-D7k2bL_oQ)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Storyteller on February 26, 2012, 03:08:17 pm
:coffee yep.

 :facepalm but come on there is already one idiot who OWNS a bullet proof vest company that does that we don't need another one, but hey at least we have one idiot to tell us on how not to test our bullet proof vests.

Wolg Dragon I hope you don't mean the former owner of "Second Chance".He is definetly not and "idiot" . This gut, er guy, well yes he is an idiot.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on February 26, 2012, 03:12:04 pm
"It's things like this which makes me wish I were a real cop."

Bunny Bust (Creature Short) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZW3KuNo7gc#ws)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Raptor on February 26, 2012, 05:30:38 pm
(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/demotivational-posters-its-not-easy-being-green.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: HMPlatinum on February 27, 2012, 07:04:50 pm
Warning...

uh...yeah, you're warned...

Clayton Sotos - Visual Innovators (http://vimeo.com/37168265)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on February 27, 2012, 07:14:32 pm
He's a Fartographer!   :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: strangelittleman on February 27, 2012, 07:42:19 pm
He's mentally ill.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Thernlund on February 27, 2012, 08:14:26 pm
It's a joke.  Not a real Dell ad.


-T.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: booksmart on February 27, 2012, 09:15:36 pm
(http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7059/6936937167_9d0ba65267.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Gunnguy on February 27, 2012, 09:20:34 pm
 :shocked
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Outbreak on February 27, 2012, 10:58:54 pm
Warning...

uh...yeah, you're warned...

I can't tell if I laughed harder at the fart plumes or the guy being totally straight faced about it! :rotfl
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: sarge712 on February 28, 2012, 09:27:19 am
I held off till the plumes.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Gunnguy on February 28, 2012, 09:34:25 am
Caramell Dansen Para Para Version ♪ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSYuNGGkgbQ#)

Just for those fans of Girls dressed in old world costumes....that are bouncy....yeah that's it...bouncy.

Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: booksmart on February 28, 2012, 11:23:25 am
She seems... perky.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: sohmdaddy on February 28, 2012, 12:24:21 pm
I don't get how she was able to keep that up for the whole song. Can't be comfortable.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: JesseL on February 28, 2012, 12:29:32 pm
Must be a good bra.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Outbreak on February 28, 2012, 01:19:45 pm
Didn't appear to be.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: JesseL on February 28, 2012, 01:22:07 pm
She didn't seem to be in pain, but remained entertaining to watch. That pretty much defines a good bra to me.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Outbreak on February 28, 2012, 01:32:36 pm
The only quality of a bra I'm familiar with is the clasp. :shrug
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Khorne on February 28, 2012, 01:47:07 pm
that was...hypnotic......
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: sohmdaddy on February 28, 2012, 01:57:23 pm
The irony is that only women with medium to small chest can do stuff like that. Anything bigger is just too much mass to be throwing around.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: booksmart on February 28, 2012, 02:21:32 pm
I beg to differ, but think we should see a comparison to judge... maybe a whole line of 'em at once...
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Chrissmitty820 on February 28, 2012, 02:36:13 pm
I beg to differ, but think we should see a comparison to judge... maybe a whole line of 'em at once...

Seconded.

And I volunteer to judge
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: sohmdaddy on February 28, 2012, 02:44:10 pm
I guess what I'm trying to say is that much mass flying around just isn't sustainable. Maybe we can get someone to lobby for tightening high capacity brassieres.

Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Thernlund on February 28, 2012, 02:50:49 pm
I knew girls like that in high school.  Mid-line attractive, but didn't really stand out, and didn't go out of their way to make themselves up, if they did at all.  Did well in school, but weren't academic over-achievers.

They were the easiest girls in school; the ones that would put out for practically ANYONE, but hung out with the guys in the drama club that were as afraid of them as they were easy.  They were often the girls who were thinking that guys in general could pretty easily have any girl they wanted, while the guys they hung around were thinking the same thing about them.  And none of them ever did anything to test it.

Then they got to their mid-20s and finally figured out their super power.  :facepalm


-T.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: coyotesfan97 on February 28, 2012, 03:11:15 pm
Top 100 First World Problems (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXCsRlpbqPM#ws)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Thernlund on February 28, 2012, 03:35:56 pm
^^^  I was practically in tears through that whole thing.   :rotfl


-T.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: HMPlatinum on February 28, 2012, 05:22:54 pm
Seconded.

And I volunteer to judge

I used to work in a strip club.
Seen all shapes, sizes, angles, and a few more adjectives and geometrical expressions.
Too big = pain, even for just a dance or two.  Maybe not right then, but later...

Never understood why the girls wanted "more" to bounce around.  Well, other than the obvious reason, but was it worth it?  :shrug
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: HMPlatinum on February 28, 2012, 05:27:08 pm
[Top 100 First World Problems]


I don't think Justin Bieber was on that list enough.

Not hatin'
Just sayin'
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Chrissmitty820 on February 28, 2012, 05:38:25 pm
I used to work in a strip club.
Seen all shapes, sizes, angles, and a few more adjectives and geometrical expressions.
Too big = pain, even for just a dance or two.  Maybe not right then, but later...

Never understood why the girls wanted "more" to bounce around.  Well, other than the obvious reason, but was it worth it?  :shrug

More bounce=more $$$. Girls bringing home $500+ per night might not mind the issues later  :shrug
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Khorne on February 28, 2012, 05:54:57 pm
(http://chzhistoriclols.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/funny-pictures-history-ill-never-join-you.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Outbreak on February 28, 2012, 06:20:37 pm
More bounce=more $$$. Girls bringing home $500+ per night might not mind the issues later  :shrug

Depends on what degree those dollar scholarships paid for....
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Chrissmitty820 on February 28, 2012, 06:29:35 pm
Depends on what degree those dollar scholarships paid for....
:facepalm

I forgot, they're working their way through school.

Those Med and Law school bills get expensive!
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: HMPlatinum on February 28, 2012, 07:40:56 pm
I forgot, they're working their way through school.

I met a grand total of ONE who did that, and almost all of them said it. 

How did I know for sure?  I had to get her for her set (more than once) and she was buried in books with headphones on.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: sohmdaddy on February 28, 2012, 08:38:21 pm
It may be $500 for one night, but it's a lifetime effect that only an expensive surgery could fix. Anyway, I think we all agree that women are attractive? (mostly)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: akodo on February 28, 2012, 08:52:25 pm
William Shatner - Bohemian Rhapsody [Official Music Video] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKo4FMzt_hM#ws)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Gunnguy on February 28, 2012, 09:23:58 pm
William Shatner - Bohemian Rhapsody [Official Music Video] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKo4FMzt_hM#ws)
:shocked :facepalm
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: TommyGunn on February 29, 2012, 12:24:41 am
What..........................the..................................h*** .........................................was..........THAT??    ? ?  ? ? ?  ?
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Outbreak on February 29, 2012, 12:36:42 am
That was the Shatner, and you had better check yourself. One does not S___ with the Shat.

ETA: I'm partial to his interpretation of "Rocketman."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hARDXYz2io
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: ksuguy on February 29, 2012, 12:40:22 am
His renditions of Mr. Tambourine Man and Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds are also great.   
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Outbreak on February 29, 2012, 12:51:08 am
His renditions of Mr. Tambourine Man and Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds are also great.

Searching now.

Enough Shatner songs in the thread for now. Let's get some different weirdness.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: JesseL on February 29, 2012, 11:43:14 am
It's really a shame that Leonard Nimoy's singing career was so overshadowed by the Shat.

Leonard Nimoy's Ballad of Bilbo Baggins (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XC73PHdQX04#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on February 29, 2012, 12:41:27 pm
Nimoy was a playah!
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: HMPlatinum on February 29, 2012, 05:19:44 pm
JesseL, that's the 1st thing I thought of...

...

but I couldn't post it.


Thanks?  I think...
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Gunnguy on February 29, 2012, 10:25:01 pm
 :facepalm
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Chrissmitty820 on February 29, 2012, 11:46:26 pm
From- http://www.cracked.com/forums/topic/54942/david-wongs-image-macro-thread/0 (http://www.cracked.com/forums/topic/54942/david-wongs-image-macro-thread/0)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: GeorgeHill on March 01, 2012, 12:54:14 pm
Leider Geil
Deichkind - Leider Geil (Official Video) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPJlyRv_IGI#ws)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Thernlund on March 01, 2012, 01:03:31 pm
My IQ temporarily dropped below "sentient" while watching that.


-T.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on March 01, 2012, 01:31:48 pm
Breakdancer punting the cat into orbit nearly made me spew diet Coke into my laptop.   :rotfl
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on March 01, 2012, 05:31:19 pm
:XD: Just found Wonderella, the webcomic.  GOT to love the tenacity of Richard Milhouse Nixon!

(http://nonadventures.com/comics/2012-02-18-289.png)

 :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl

Short of his Optimus Prime body on Futurama, this is one of the best Nixon cartoons I've seen.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: ksuguy on March 02, 2012, 12:16:17 am
I'm just going to leave this here:

(http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l1m4jflB121qahzc3o1_500.jpg)

http://selleckwaterfallsandwich.tumblr.com/ (http://selleckwaterfallsandwich.tumblr.com/)

For some reason the local used cd/game store posted this link on their facebook page.  Photoshops featuring Tom Selleck, Waterfalls, and Sandwiches.   


Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Outbreak on March 02, 2012, 12:36:10 am
Pulp Shakespeare Hollywood Fringe (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dfLkcTAR80#ws)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: GeorgeHill on March 02, 2012, 01:36:13 am
 :clap
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Raptor on March 02, 2012, 01:44:43 am
That video beith composed of complete, unbespoiled win!
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: JesseL on March 02, 2012, 11:35:43 am
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_vY8I5HvOvk8/S8YGfhcfXCI/AAAAAAAAMTY/4U3OeQIY4eE/s1600/00000208.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on March 02, 2012, 12:44:34 pm
For some reason the local used cd/game store posted this link on their facebook page.  Photoshops featuring Tom Selleck, Waterfalls, and Sandwiches.   

Not just ANY sammich.  The McRib.

http://youtu.be/LlIaown6Wpw (http://youtu.be/LlIaown6Wpw)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Khorne on March 02, 2012, 01:50:15 pm
That pulp fiction shakespere one had me laughing the whole time.
"English, base nave, doth thou speak it?!"
"Doth Marcelus have the appearance of a harlot?"
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Outbreak on March 02, 2012, 04:02:58 pm
"Doth Marcelus have the appearance of a harlot?"

"Then why did thee try to bed him thus?"

:rotfl
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: the556GRIZZLY on March 02, 2012, 04:29:14 pm
Clarise - Boys Boys Boys (Girls Rock) Musc Video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgHe5_1SNOk#)  :shocked
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on March 02, 2012, 04:47:44 pm
"Then why did thee try to bed him thus?"

:rotfl

Outbreak officially pwns WTA today.  That was a mighty fine beverage!
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: aikorob on March 05, 2012, 06:33:33 pm
This one first....and turn up the sound

People Of Walmart (Sexy And I Know It - LMFAO) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghrDIQ-K8mg#)


Then this one for the antidote

http://eyebleach.com/ (http://eyebleach.com/)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on March 05, 2012, 09:45:53 pm
Akodo... you are my hero with Eye Bleach.  :D
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: coelacanth on March 05, 2012, 10:24:05 pm
It helps with his dyslexia .  .   .    .     . :shocked .  .   .    .     . :neener
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: sarge712 on March 06, 2012, 03:03:12 am
strangelittleman's real daddy:

http://youtu.be/eHHIKxKKquY (http://youtu.be/eHHIKxKKquY)

I think there's a law or two being broken during this "rubdown" at around the :27 second mark :facepalm
The chickens have more teeth than these guys.

Check out the rest of the videos on this guy. I haven't laughed so hard in years.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: aikorob on March 06, 2012, 07:15:04 am
Akodo... you are my hero with Eye Bleach.  :D

EyeBleach is one of those products that should have been available from the inception of the interwebz-----just think of the trauma and suffering that could have helped.

And as you may have noticed (or not) there is an EyeBleach specifically formulated for children and the Mrs.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Chrissmitty820 on March 06, 2012, 10:32:08 am
God bless you, eyebleach.com
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Thernlund on March 06, 2012, 11:29:44 am
Akodo... you are my hero with Eye Bleach.  :D

You'll notice that it wasn't Akodo that posted it.  ;)


-T.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: coelacanth on March 06, 2012, 11:32:25 am
was I too subtle?   :shrug
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Thernlund on March 06, 2012, 11:32:53 am
was I too subtle?   :shrug

 :facepalm


-T.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Matthew Mayner on March 06, 2012, 12:30:10 pm
Just a minor PC case mod.

Thermaltake LeveL10GT Case Mod (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvFVS0J35FU#ws)

 :facepalm :facepalm :facepalm

It's actually supposed to be a sweet case in its non, "I watch too much Pokemon" form.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Raptor on March 06, 2012, 01:00:47 pm
Thermaltake LeveL10GT Case Mod (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvFVS0J35FU#ws)

:scrutiny

Yeah, uh, Dr. Who called. He needs the TARDIS's computer back.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: strangelittleman on March 06, 2012, 08:02:52 pm
strangelittleman's real daddy:

http://youtu.be/eHHIKxKKquY (http://youtu.be/eHHIKxKKquY)

I think there's a law or two being broken during this "rubdown" at around the :27 second mark :facepalm
The chickens have more teeth than these guys.

Check out the rest of the videos on this guy. I haven't laughed so hard in years.
I think in some counties here in WNC, that ritual means they're now murrried! :shocked Who said civil unions were frowned upon in the South........didn't anyone see Deliverance, it was a love story wasn't it?
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on March 06, 2012, 08:09:56 pm
You'll notice that it wasn't Akodo that posted it.  ;)


-T.

Hi.  My name's Syd.  Syd Lexia, nice to meet you.  I'm with the ADA, the Dyslexics Against Drugs...  :facepalm
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on March 06, 2012, 08:14:03 pm
was I too subtle?   :shrug

Newp.  I'm just a week late.

(http://www.funnytimes.com/playground/img/121841645399942.png)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: strangelittleman on March 06, 2012, 08:16:48 pm
Excellent! Hours of fun for the whole family.  :rotfl
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Wolf-Dragon on March 07, 2012, 10:23:24 pm
 :bash
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on March 09, 2012, 12:30:30 am
(http://chzragecomics.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/rage-comics-trolling-like-a-baws.png)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on March 09, 2012, 12:41:46 am
(http://chzheroes.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/superheroes-batman-superman-untitled18.jpg)

Sorry... just love this.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on March 09, 2012, 12:45:42 am
http://youtu.be/4oeoaoqVf9E (http://youtu.be/4oeoaoqVf9E)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on March 09, 2012, 01:07:06 am
(http://chzheroes.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/superheroes-batman-superman-score-one-for-night-crawler.png)

Pwnt! 
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Thernlund on March 09, 2012, 05:24:08 pm
He-Man feat LMFAO - I'm sexy and i know it (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-UuSN72dIc#)


-T.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: HMPlatinum on March 09, 2012, 06:12:24 pm
1:43-1:44

 :facepalm


 :rotfl
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on March 09, 2012, 07:45:35 pm
...

He-Man's makin' the moves on his sister.

 :facepalm

But then, better than dealing with creepy purple guy.   :rotfl
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Mamba1-0 on March 09, 2012, 10:24:45 pm
    <iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/13703448?title=0&amp;byline=0&amp;portrait=0" width="400" height="300" frameborder="0" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen></iframe>

Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on March 10, 2012, 01:50:32 am
Beware the true threat to two franchises!   :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl

George Takei is the Broker of Star Peace (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvTCr5Z-0lA#ws)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Wolf-Dragon on March 10, 2012, 04:15:47 pm
Trolololol. My friends will always argue about which one is better but all of us agree that Twilight.... :vomit........Is the enemy!
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Raptor on March 11, 2012, 08:39:14 pm
(http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/057/b/0/reynolds_vs_hammer_redux_by_strawberrygina-d4r4qkx.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on March 11, 2012, 08:53:53 pm
 :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :thumbup1 :clap
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Wolf-Dragon on March 11, 2012, 09:38:40 pm
 :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :thumbup1 :cool :thumbup1 >:D
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: GeorgeHill on March 11, 2012, 10:34:40 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTREv_PxspM&feature=player_embedded# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTREv_PxspM&feature=player_embedded#)!
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on March 12, 2012, 12:04:46 am
(http://chzlolcats.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/funny-cat-pictures-this-cat-is-pushing-a-watermelon-across-a-lake-your-argument-is-invalid.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on March 12, 2012, 12:06:09 am
(http://chzsetphaserstolol.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/sci-fi-fantasy-galaxys-most-interesting-man.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: booksmart on March 12, 2012, 09:51:13 am
*cackle*
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Khorne on March 12, 2012, 06:10:45 pm
Charlie Brooker's How to Report the News - Newswipe - BBC Four (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHun58mz3vI#ws)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Thernlund on March 12, 2012, 06:20:48 pm
That's going right on to Facebook.


-T.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Thernlund on March 12, 2012, 06:57:48 pm
These are oldies but goodies.  I always LMAO...

The Website is Down #1: Sales Guy vs. Web Dude (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRGljemfwUE#)

The Website is Down #2: Excel Hell (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SNxaJlicEU#)

The Website is Down #3: Remain Calm (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XjKnxOcaO0#)

The Website is Down Episode #4: Sales Demolition (NSFW) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0mwT3DkG4w#)


-T.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Storyteller on March 12, 2012, 08:11:40 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTREv_PxspM&feature=player_embedded# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTREv_PxspM&feature=player_embedded#)!

This is wrong on sooo many levels.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on March 13, 2012, 02:43:09 pm
http://youtu.be/k6R9hMV1jNk (http://youtu.be/k6R9hMV1jNk)

This revolution WILL BE TELEVISED!
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Wolf-Dragon on March 13, 2012, 10:43:59 pm
 :facepalm
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on March 14, 2012, 03:29:02 pm
Do it.  FOR THE CHILDREN'S SAKE!

http://youtu.be/CRHJC9YdfQo (http://youtu.be/CRHJC9YdfQo)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: booksmart on March 14, 2012, 04:04:19 pm
Is... is that a monster dressed up as Dr. Horrible?
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on March 14, 2012, 06:01:49 pm
Is... is that a monster dressed up as Dr. Horrible?

No.  That's who Doctor Horrible emulates.  XD  Ormsby, host of Ormsby's Cinema Insane!  (and his 99 little redhead clones).
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on March 14, 2012, 06:02:22 pm
http://youtu.be/BZ-HhRGuht8 (http://youtu.be/BZ-HhRGuht8)

I want this suit.  Yeah, it'lll weigh like a ton, but it's dang cool!
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: ZeroTA on March 15, 2012, 12:05:32 pm
Gives me the lulz.

(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y257/2transams/kony.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: JesseL on March 15, 2012, 12:32:54 pm
How to piss off a frog (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzXM58qR1Es#ws)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on March 15, 2012, 01:57:33 pm
 :rotfl  Stoopid human!  I want food!  Immo eat yo' thumb!
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Musashi on March 15, 2012, 02:00:41 pm
My new favorite web show!  ENTER THE DOJO!
Enter The Dojo, Episode 9: "The Hurticane" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jW4POr1ZNLc#ws)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: GeorgeHill on March 15, 2012, 02:06:28 pm
Hulu - Saturday Night Live: Disney Housewives (http://www.hulu.com/watch/335970/saturday-night-live-disney-housewives)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: ZeroTA on March 15, 2012, 02:11:41 pm
How to piss off a frog

 :rotfl That was great.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Chrissmitty820 on March 15, 2012, 04:12:46 pm
How to piss off a frog (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzXM58qR1Es#ws)

 :rotfl :rotfl
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Thernlund on March 15, 2012, 04:44:02 pm
How to piss off a frog (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzXM58qR1Es#ws)

F---er deserved that (the guy, not the frog).

Hilarious none the less.


-T.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on March 15, 2012, 09:47:27 pm
(http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/422408_342882272414113_130940650274944_841480_1493893085_n.jpg)

Hide yo' wives!  Hide yo' children!  Lock yo' back door!
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Chrissmitty820 on March 15, 2012, 10:41:45 pm
(http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/422408_342882272414113_130940650274944_841480_1493893085_n.jpg)

Hide yo' wives!  Hide yo' children!  Lock yo' back door!

Larry's next book?
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Chrissmitty820 on March 15, 2012, 10:44:23 pm
Come to the Dark Stuff
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Slayer-72 on March 16, 2012, 11:41:39 am
for any one looking for some non stop hilarity try this place:  http://absolutelymadness.tumblr.com/ (http://absolutelymadness.tumblr.com/)
yes it's a tumblr. No, I dont know if that means anything significant...

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0kt6bri7V1r3gb3zo1_400.gif)

(http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0yarfkNNR1r0wqrdo1_500.jpg)

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0txug4Pup1qzcv7no1_500.jpg)
(http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0txug4Pup1qzcv7no2_500.jpg)

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0vpw6rnUb1qewacoo1_500.jpg)

(http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0uoiw7QHA1rq9l6wo1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Outbreak on March 16, 2012, 11:57:28 am
(http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0uoiw7QHA1rq9l6wo1_500.jpg)

:vomit

I've never even seen that, because men who have breasts typically aren't runners.

As an example:

His name was Robert Paulson
(https://encrypted-tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSKmsU6Gb2ytyAlefsdVFPLJQQaUH6APYHnSLBth1w07y4ihuHrAw)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Slayer-72 on March 16, 2012, 12:56:55 pm
Quote from: Outbreak
As an example:

His name was Robert Paulson
(https://encrypted-tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSKmsU6Gb2ytyAlefsdVFPLJQQaUH6APYHnSLBth1w07y4ihuHrAw)

No, his name is clearly, "BoB." I can see his name tag.   ;)  :neener


.... oh wait... just go that..  :facepalm
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on March 16, 2012, 01:04:41 pm
Larry's next book?

Or a tie-in!

MHI Chicago - The Great Lakes Vengeance!
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on March 17, 2012, 02:18:30 am
http://youtu.be/pReixx-Hts8 (http://youtu.be/pReixx-Hts8)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Outbreak on March 17, 2012, 04:53:05 pm
Doug, when you find stuff like this, I shudder to think about the dark, creepy corners of the internet that you frequent.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Khorne on March 17, 2012, 05:26:48 pm
Okay, I love these things. 
Enter The Dojo, Episode 5: Kill Face (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-5edQQXMfQ#ws)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: sarge712 on March 17, 2012, 05:47:28 pm
That was great Khorne. That must be where Master Rex from RexKwonDo trained.

This reminds me of a knife defense / fighting seminar that strangelittleman and I took together some years ago. The course turned out to be crap and the instructor was a goober like Master Ken so we were pretty much ignoring him and in the corner doing our own thing and trying our best to make good use of a wasted day. We would perform the required moves and then we, as brothers do, took it too far everytime.  The funniest part was when i tried to gut-stab slm in real speed with a training blade and he stepped inside my thrust, locked my arm up and took me down by my throat all in one step and was kneeing the mierda out of me. The instructor ran over yelling "I said to take the knife away! Just take it away that's all!" slm yelled back "I am but its under him! I'm making him get off it!" The "sensei" gave us our certificates last and refused to shake our hands.  :'(

The crazy red-headed chick in this video reminds me of our squad's female rookie **Shudder**
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Khorne on March 17, 2012, 06:05:09 pm
Quote
The crazy red-headed chick in this video reminds me of our squad's female rookie **Shudder**
Rachel, Purple belt:  "I use the kill face when I'm at the bar.  No one ever comes up and talks to me."
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on March 17, 2012, 08:08:46 pm
Doug, when you find stuff like this, I shudder to think about the dark, creepy corners of the internet that you frequent.

YouTube.  As vanilla and generic as possible. ;)

Khorne - I'm diggin' on Rachel.   
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: sarge712 on March 17, 2012, 09:24:28 pm
We finally got foster care custody of our 1 year old great niece. I've been teaching her to do a "war face." I can't wait to see the look on the DSS girl's face when I show her.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: HMPlatinum on March 17, 2012, 09:40:17 pm
 :rotfl
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Wolf-Dragon on March 18, 2012, 09:14:03 am
 >:D
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: sarge712 on March 18, 2012, 09:53:58 am
One of my favorite weirdos from one of my favorite weird shows:

http://youtu.be/SZGEiz2cpEw (http://youtu.be/SZGEiz2cpEw)

I love the Angel Baby line
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: sarge712 on March 18, 2012, 09:57:34 am
Another of my favorite weirdos:

http://youtu.be/KuStsFW4EmQ (http://youtu.be/KuStsFW4EmQ)

My oldest son pulls Oddball's classic line on his sister when she gets her Eeyore attitude going...

"Aaaalways wit tha negative waaaaves Sis"
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on March 18, 2012, 12:16:18 pm
Kelly's Heroes is one of my all time favorite movies.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Outbreak on March 18, 2012, 12:16:39 pm
I never get tired of Donald Sutherland.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Raptor on March 18, 2012, 12:31:01 pm
The Biggest Car Chase Evar! Starring EVERYONE!!!

NSFW language warning.

Chasing Trinity part 2: BIGGEST CAR CHASE EVER (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vR7dg-b45Y#ws)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on March 18, 2012, 12:56:02 pm
Bruce Willis vs. Clint Eastwood?  My head just asploded like a concrete pillar.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Wolf-Dragon on March 18, 2012, 01:02:27 pm
 :nervous
 :thumbup1
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: ksuguy on March 18, 2012, 01:28:36 pm
That was the best editing I've seen since the Terminator vs Robocop  videos. 
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Gunnguy on March 18, 2012, 03:55:03 pm
 :o
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on March 18, 2012, 05:26:49 pm
(http://chzsetphaserstolol.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/sci-fi-fantasy-command-the-ability-to-resist-the-temptation-to-beam-your-troubles-into-deep-space.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Matthew Mayner on March 19, 2012, 12:28:20 pm
Did you ever want to control your Etch a Sketch with an original Nintendo Controller?  Well now you can!  :facepalm

NES controlled Etch-a-sketch (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCkh4s1q1WQ#)

Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on March 19, 2012, 11:37:01 pm
(http://theproudparents.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/031312-001.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/LGnBw.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on March 20, 2012, 12:01:50 am
Words to live by.

(http://theproudparents.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/031212-002.jpg)

(http://chzsetphaserstolol.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/sci-fi-fantasy-sci-fi-in-art1.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Feud on March 20, 2012, 07:38:08 am
Here's the story (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/03/15/flint-child-letter-to-weatherman-meteorologist-albert-ramon-unicorn-bacon-drawing_n_1348620.html) behind this.

(http://i.imgur.com/sHPov.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/G75HV.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Feud on March 20, 2012, 05:50:06 pm
The real meaning of MPH (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drvDBO7MWR8#)

This is getting a lot of play in my circles.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: JesseL on March 20, 2012, 06:27:10 pm
I'm guessing he didn't marry her for her math skills.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: jaeger on March 20, 2012, 06:27:38 pm
The Real Mitt Romney

Will The Real Mitt Romney Please Stand Up (feat. Eminem) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxch-yi14BE#ws)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Outbreak on March 21, 2012, 01:15:04 am
The real meaning of MPH (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drvDBO7MWR8#)

This is getting a lot of play in my circles.

Holy s___. As a Navigator, this nearly made my head explode. I routinely do miles per minute calculations in my head and use those calculations to hit a point a hundred miles away within a minute of the planned time (my best is 3 seconds) and then, mentally calculating yards per second to drop a few thousand pounds of stuff within about 50 yards of a target (best drop draped the chute over the target, about 12 yards, or .15 seconds)

The fact that this woman doesn't even understand what miles per hour means is a scary testament to the educational system.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: GeorgeHill on March 21, 2012, 01:37:42 am
The real meaning of MPH (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drvDBO7MWR8#)

This is getting a lot of play in my circles.
:scrutiny

She must swallow. 

:facepalm
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Chrissmitty820 on March 21, 2012, 02:27:06 am
The real meaning of MPH (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drvDBO7MWR8#)

This is getting a lot of play in my circles.

 :bash  :banghead  :banghead

OWOWOOWOWOWOWOWOW. Sorry. Brain just 'sploded.

:scrutiny

She must swallow. 

:facepalm

Only because she's trying to get pregnant.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: coelacanth on March 21, 2012, 04:27:39 am
Good Lord .  .  .  .  :shocked     She is kind of cute though .  .  .  .  :bash
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Splodge Of Doom on March 21, 2012, 07:48:03 am
Oh. My. Hell.

That was painful.

It would hurt a lot less if she wasn't so sure she was right...  :facepalm
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: booksmart on March 21, 2012, 08:19:00 am
:scrutiny

She must swallow. 

:facepalm

... I think she blows bubbles, instead.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: sarge712 on March 21, 2012, 01:59:34 pm
And to think she will be raising kids...

He's a jerk to embarass her like that on the 'net, dumb as a box of rocks or not. Degrading.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: strangelittleman on March 21, 2012, 06:40:38 pm
That's pretty sorry of him. He needs his brain stem beat loose for disrespecting his wife like that, then rubbing her face in it on the 'net.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: TommyGunn on March 21, 2012, 07:50:11 pm
The real meaning of MPH (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drvDBO7MWR8#)

This is getting a lot of play in my circles.


 :facepalm  Blondes........ :nervous
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on March 21, 2012, 08:31:09 pm
And to think she will be raising kids...

She's argument #1 for Contraception.  SHE MUST NOT BREED!
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on March 21, 2012, 08:57:26 pm
(http://chzsetphaserstolol.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/sci-fi-fantasy-csi-death-star.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Gunnguy on March 21, 2012, 09:51:22 pm
The real meaning of MPH (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drvDBO7MWR8#)

This is getting a lot of play in my circles.

 :shocked
I want my money back for that edjukashun she didn't get...


But at least if she's kept barefoot and pregnant...who knows.... :shrug

Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on March 22, 2012, 12:09:57 am
Forget the dumb blond.

SSI's Shred of the Month: Car - The "Hippie" Bug Shredding (P) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPDLX0koXFs#)

Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on March 22, 2012, 01:08:18 am
(http://i573.photobucket.com/albums/ss179/BengalTiger4_2/mayallyourbaconburn.gif)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Gunnguy on March 22, 2012, 07:37:45 am
Forget the dumb blond.

SSI's Shred of the Month: Car - The "Hippie" Bug Shredding (P) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPDLX0koXFs#)


Well it was no Prius....but it'll do.
 :clap
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Gunnguy on March 22, 2012, 07:38:29 am
(http://i573.photobucket.com/albums/ss179/BengalTiger4_2/mayallyourbaconburn.gif)
But may your muffin's always be perfect!
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Wolf-Dragon on March 22, 2012, 05:22:30 pm
 :thumbup1
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Matthew Mayner on March 25, 2012, 08:06:23 pm
Would you like to make your own Skyrim sweetroll?  Well now you can!  (http://www.gourmetgaming.co.uk/post/12553999356/the-elder-scrolls-v-skyrim-sweet-roll-this)  :D

(http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lue5koV6ut1qjhjgyo1_r2_500.jpg)

So I found a video version of the sweetroll.  Looks like the recipe is slightly different.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWReL8P-GtQ&feature=player_embedded#! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWReL8P-GtQ&feature=player_embedded#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: sohmdaddy on March 25, 2012, 11:45:20 pm
At some level I think that she has never had any demands placed on her intellect. Nobody expected her to do anything with herself except be good looking and fit, so her only reference is how fast she can run, how in shape she is.

But on another level, it's entirely possible that she just doesn't care to learn very much beyond the basic minimum. School was for maintaining friendships, University is for finding a husband, husbands are just there to pay for your house, cars are for getting you to the gym or the grocery store and those speed limit signs just give the cops an excuse to pull you over and harass you.

It could be either way. (On a side note, if you look for a mate based solely on looks, there's a good chance you might end up with someone like her. And then the looks will change after a few years.)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Outbreak on March 26, 2012, 12:01:28 am
On a side note, if you look for a mate based solely on looks, there's a good chance you might end up with someone like her. And then the looks will change after a few years.

That's when you trade her in for a new model. At least that's what my buddy tells his wife all the time. "Fine, be that way. I'll just trade you in for an '88 or '89 model."
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on March 26, 2012, 12:08:57 am
I damn near died laughing spotting these two...

(http://dbagging.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/headstashe.jpg)

and

(http://dbagging.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/YES.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: GeorgeHill on March 26, 2012, 12:17:38 am
WTF?
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Chrissmitty820 on March 26, 2012, 01:20:22 am
I damn near died laughing spotting these two...

(http://dbagging.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/headstashe.jpg)

and

(http://dbagging.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/YES.jpg)

 :facepalm

Someone lose a bet?
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: TommyGunn on March 26, 2012, 11:25:15 am
:facepalm

Someone lose a bet?

No, they're auditioning for a role in the next STAR TREK movie........................ :facepalm
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: JesseL on March 26, 2012, 11:43:42 am
Until now I would have said that suggesting capital punishment over a haircut was ridiculous.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on March 26, 2012, 01:41:11 pm
:D

The Walking Dead Of Hazzard (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zoPQtsba14#ws)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Nightcrawler on March 26, 2012, 06:38:48 pm
(http://www.tacticalfanboy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/camo_training.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Gunnguy on March 26, 2012, 10:11:40 pm
(http://www.tacticalfanboy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/camo_training.jpg)
But tell your momma I said, 'Hi!'


Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Raptor on March 26, 2012, 11:19:54 pm
www.youtube.com/watch?v=U13xOvDa19U (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U13xOvDa19U#ws)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Feud on March 27, 2012, 07:43:48 am
Huh, those two matched up surprisingly well.  Going to have a hard time disassociating the two now when I hear them.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Roper1911 on March 27, 2012, 09:55:49 am
Justin Bieber vs. Slipknot - Psychosocial Baby (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kspPE9E1yGM#)

not sure if this has been posted before... but even if it has its worth posting again.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Thernlund on March 27, 2012, 01:13:24 pm
Justin Bieber vs. Slipknot - Psychosocial Baby (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kspPE9E1yGM#)

not sure if this has been posted before... but even if it has its worth posting again.


Ummm...  I... uhhh...

That was a good track.   :shocked


-T.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on March 27, 2012, 01:30:17 pm
Ummm...  I... uhhh...
That was a good track.   :shocked
-T.

Slipknot does good music.  And apparently, so does that Bieber kid. 
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Thernlund on March 27, 2012, 02:26:05 pm
There's a link to an MP3 (http://www.jefftheworld.com/isosine/) in the video description.

Downloaded.   :thumbup1


-T.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Evil Jim on March 27, 2012, 09:38:27 pm
(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/epic-fail-photos-school-of-fail-bram-stoker-is-rolling-over-in-his-grave.png)
I weep for humanity...


Jim
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Raptor on March 27, 2012, 09:39:55 pm
I think part of my soul just died...
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Gunnguy on March 27, 2012, 10:32:14 pm
No wonder they can't understand Romeo and Juliet or Hamlet or even MacBeth... :facepalm
Weep away, Raptor...weep away.
I'll be at the range or in Wally World buying more ammo.
Practice practice practice.

Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on March 28, 2012, 12:17:18 am
"I'd read Twilight and wanted to read the original..."

Where's an angry, heavily armed postal worker when you need one?
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: stephendutton on March 28, 2012, 05:34:11 am
(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/epic-fail-photos-school-of-fail-bram-stoker-is-rolling-over-in-his-grave.png)
I weep for humanity...


Jim

This is exactly why some people need a vampire intervention of the sort discussed on WTA a couple of years back.
https://wethearmed.com/r-r/twilight-fans-get-punked/msg106296/#msg106296 (https://wethearmed.com/r-r/twilight-fans-get-punked/msg106296/#msg106296)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Storyteller on March 28, 2012, 06:17:57 pm
Isn't it aboput time for the villagers to rise up and burn the ....castle?
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on March 28, 2012, 07:30:00 pm
How does Stephanie Meyer take a blood drinking son of Krypton (flies, stops cars with one hand, plays baseball and smacks the ball to the next time zone) and make them SSUUUUUCCCCKKKK?

Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Gunnguy on March 28, 2012, 09:52:01 pm
How does Stephanie Meyer take a blood drinking son of Krypton (flies, stops cars with one hand, plays baseball and smacks the ball to the next time zone) and make them SSUUUUUCCCCKKKK?


She makes them sparkle.

Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on March 29, 2012, 02:07:46 am
She makes them sparkle.



And gives them the dumbest girlfriend.  Ever.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on March 29, 2012, 03:45:40 pm
Simon Pegg discovers the REAL reason Lucas changed Greedo's death!

http://twitpic.com/92wykn (http://twitpic.com/92wykn)

Quote from: @SimonPegg
Maybe this explains why George made that awful change to the original film. He couldn't stand seeing Han kill a woman in cold blood.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on March 29, 2012, 03:52:10 pm
(http://thisisphotobomb.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/photobomb-that-guy-trollbombing.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on March 31, 2012, 02:12:09 am
http://youtu.be/eMEyqhIDbfQ (http://youtu.be/eMEyqhIDbfQ)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Gunnguy on March 31, 2012, 08:27:20 am
The Greatest Catch Ever (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ayLQb4W-os#ws)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Gunnguy on March 31, 2012, 08:28:18 am
Welcome to Earth [HD] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_abkDLAF5Q#ws)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: booksmart on March 31, 2012, 10:49:12 am
There is something singularly awesome about BBC HD footage...
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Gunnguy on March 31, 2012, 01:57:54 pm
The Best Burnout EVER!!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unwujSVpZwA#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Gunnguy on March 31, 2012, 01:59:26 pm
Record mundial de salto con coche (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6_gUS8ByXA#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Mamba1-0 on March 31, 2012, 05:06:23 pm
Gun Control explained (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84ptFVq22PY#ws)

 :facepalm   >:(
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Thernlund on March 31, 2012, 11:05:19 pm
Record mundial de salto con coche (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6_gUS8ByXA#)

I think I posted that jump around here someplace (although not the exact same video).  The driver was Tanner Foust.  That was his first world record (he holds two).


-T.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on April 01, 2012, 01:03:30 am
LOTR as told by WOW players.  Long.

(http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc217/icybluerae/Journal%20headers%20and%20icons/Lotr_meme.gif)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on April 01, 2012, 03:23:55 pm
Penguins (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23qDl1aH9l4#noexternalembed-ws)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Raptor on April 01, 2012, 06:25:43 pm
Titanic Pacific

I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD! (Union Pacific Edition) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iORsbi_MAsM#ws)

Wait for it...
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: coelacanth on April 01, 2012, 11:02:20 pm
 :facepalm
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on April 02, 2012, 12:05:49 am
(http://chzsketchybunnies.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/sketchy-bunnies-the-lord-of-the-eggs1.jpg)

(http://chzsketchybunnies.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/sketchy-bunnies-whiskey-bunny.jpg)

(http://chzsketchybunnies.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/sketchy-bunnies-bunny1.jpg)

(http://chzsketchybunnies.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/40dd5f82-d5d3-410e-9fbb-6d36205dc0da.jpg)

(http://chzsketchybunnies.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/d8de4dc6-816e-4772-9cd4-b05271e03714.jpg)

Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on April 02, 2012, 12:06:22 am
(http://chzsketchybunnies.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/sketchy-bunnies-this-is-not-the-sketchy-bunny-youre-looking-for.jpg)

Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on April 02, 2012, 12:08:38 am
(http://chzsketchybunnies.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/a3a6a4dc-a636-4f7b-9e2c-b5ce739f5d1a.jpg)

(http://chzsketchybunnies.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/e4457a76-2fc6-416e-a042-45b17228430f.jpg)

(http://chzsketchybunnies.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/sketchy-bunnies-its-easy-to-figure-out-what-they-did-there.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on April 03, 2012, 05:18:17 pm
EpicMealTime, Gabriel Iglesias... AND A SURPRIZE GUEST!

Fast Food Fluffy Cake - Epic Meal Time (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87YJ5t2JQaM#ws)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: HMPlatinum on April 03, 2012, 06:22:53 pm
(http://chzsketchybunnies.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/sketchy-bunnies-the-lord-of-the-eggs1.jpg)


HEY!  That's my RIFTS character...
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Outbreak on April 03, 2012, 06:26:03 pm
I watched it before I opened this thread. Who was the "guest?" Is one of those black guys famous or something?
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: kunkmiester on April 03, 2012, 07:09:02 pm
http://youtu.be/e7QjWaUMXQU (http://youtu.be/e7QjWaUMXQU)
What load for flying washing machines?
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on April 03, 2012, 10:13:24 pm
I watched it before I opened this thread. Who was the "guest?" Is one of those black guys famous or something?

Not sure, but I think the one with his bald head covered was "Fiddy" - Curtis Jackson.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on April 03, 2012, 10:13:47 pm
HEY!  That's my RIFTS character...

HAIL LEPUS, LORD OF CARROTS!
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Thernlund on April 04, 2012, 01:15:45 am
Not sure, but I think the one with his bald head covered was "Fiddy" - Curtis Jackson.

Quite a few people seem to think so, but I don't think it was.  Jackson is much bigger and not very...  :hmm  animated?


-T.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Raptor on April 04, 2012, 08:31:54 pm
: Amytiville Toaster : Foamy The Squirrel (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KyRCQp32p8#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: rvsix8 on April 04, 2012, 08:52:11 pm
Oh man, I haven't seen Foamy the Squirrel in years. Talk about a flashback.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on April 05, 2012, 03:59:32 pm
"yum yum yum, human hand!"

I miss those songs at the end!   :rotfl

Ian Mathers' crazy and rants are the reason why a certain politician and that squirrel share the same name in my heart.   :whistle
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on April 07, 2012, 10:48:26 pm
http://youtu.be/ILIvPzyK_8I (http://youtu.be/ILIvPzyK_8I)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Garaballo on April 08, 2012, 12:25:08 am
Wow, flashback... I hadn't seen foamy since amplified bible, thanks for the memories!
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Roper1911 on April 08, 2012, 09:41:51 am
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I have lost faith in mankind....
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Gunnguy on April 08, 2012, 10:12:31 am
There ain't a facepalm to even describe that blog.... :shocked
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Chrissmitty820 on April 08, 2012, 10:46:02 am
Wow. I don't even know guns, and figured out what was wrong... :facepalm

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I have lost faith in mankind....
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Raptor on April 08, 2012, 11:56:46 am
Oh man, what a dumbass!  :facepalm
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: JesseL on April 08, 2012, 12:28:05 pm
That's not quite as dumb as it first appears. Take a look at the URL displayed in the picture:

http://www.cabelas.com/barrels-chokes-mossberg-replacement-shotgun-barrels-1.shtml (http://www.cabelas.com/barrels-chokes-mossberg-replacement-shotgun-barrels-1.shtml)
Quote
Mossberg replacement shotgun barrels let you replace and customize your Mossberg 500, 835, 935 and Remington 870 shotguns barrels.

  • Mossberg 500 and 835 Ventilated-Rib Field Barrel - Includes Accu-II full, modified and improved cylinder choke tubes. Tubes fit flush with barrel end. For use with lead shot. Accepts Mossberg Accu-Steel choke tubes for use with steel. White front bead and brass mid bead. 12 gauge only. Model 500 barrels fit six-shot Model 500s and shoot both 2-3/4" and 3" shells. 535 and 835 barrels have 3-1/2" chambers for shooting 2-3/4", 3" and 3-1/2" loads.
  • Model 500, 835 and 935 Trophy Slugster (TS) Barrels - There’s an integral scope base for mounting standard-eye-relief scopes. 1-in-36" rifled twist stabilizes slugs to improve accuracy. Blued finish. Base accepts Weaver and similar style rings. No sights. Scope not included. 12 gauge only. Model 500 barrels fit six-shot Model 500s and shoot 2-3/4" and 3" slugs. Model 835 barrels have 3-1/2" chambers.
  • Model 935 Barrels - Choose a 24" cantilever Trophy Slugster (TS) rifled slug barrel in matte or Mossy Oak® Break-Up® finish.
  • Mossberg Barrels for Remington 870 Shotguns - The best deal going on replacement slug barrels for Remington 870 shotguns.
  • Scoped Combo - Fully rifled for optimal slug accuracy, these 24" barrels come topped with a Bushnell® Sportsman®
    3-9x32 scope pre-installed in Weaver-style rings and laser boresighted. All you need to do install it and take it to the range to dial in your zero. 12-gauge models available for Mossberg 835, 535 and 500 as well as Remington 870. 20-gauge model available for Mossberg 500.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Wolf-Dragon on April 08, 2012, 04:28:36 pm
What probably happened was by accident he got a barrel meant for another Mossberg shotgun instead of getting a Mossberg barrel meant for a Remington 870. But who knows.  :shrug
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Gunnguy on April 08, 2012, 05:44:08 pm
Hmmm...parts number/name mismatch maybe?
Still...I have to  :facepalm this.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Evil Jim on April 08, 2012, 08:21:07 pm
New angle on Zombies?

『ゾンビアス』 予告編≪海外版≫ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdQts9i6wdI#ws)
Slightly NSFW


Jim
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: booksmart on April 08, 2012, 08:51:34 pm
... the Japanese sure do come up with some weird s___.  :coffee
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Evil Jim on April 08, 2012, 09:19:12 pm
PAC ATTACK!!!
PAC-MAN The Movie (The Fan Film) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7oadchZMYA#ws)


Jim
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on April 08, 2012, 10:35:11 pm
^ OH FLUFF YES!
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Raptor on April 08, 2012, 11:24:36 pm
That was actually pretty cool.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on April 09, 2012, 12:03:20 am
The REAL reason the Empire lost Endor!

(http://chzsetphaserstolol.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/sci-fi-fantasy-the-ewoking-dead.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on April 09, 2012, 12:06:31 am
(http://chzsetphaserstolol.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/sci-fi-fantasy-carls-so-lucky.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Raptor on April 09, 2012, 12:08:26 am
The REAL reason the Empire lost Endor!

(http://chzsetphaserstolol.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/sci-fi-fantasy-the-ewoking-dead.jpg)

 :panic

Doug, that actually reminded me of this old, and I mean old, as in BYT-old (Before YouTube) FanFilm I came across way back when I was in high school.

STAR WARS: The Invisible Enemy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dr-3W1FKwTg#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on April 09, 2012, 12:09:16 am
http://youtu.be/tJSQFzw1pEE (http://youtu.be/tJSQFzw1pEE)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Outbreak on April 09, 2012, 01:10:00 am
New angle on Zombies?

『ゾンビアス』 予告編≪海外版≫ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdQts9i6wdI#ws)
Slightly NSFW


Jim

Did anyone else hear Andre the Giant narrating that?
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: sarge712 on April 09, 2012, 08:20:33 am
Yeah the Japanese version of Andre'. Just when I think the Japanese can't get any weirder...
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Gunnguy on April 09, 2012, 10:40:10 am
http://youtu.be/tJSQFzw1pEE (http://youtu.be/tJSQFzw1pEE)
:facepalm
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Raptor on April 10, 2012, 12:24:37 am
Scottish star trek (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Khrpy4V0-U4#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: coelacanth on April 10, 2012, 12:30:28 am
Aach, noo.  .   .    .      .  Keltie wee bastards, the lot.  :facepalm
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: TommyGunn on April 10, 2012, 11:40:43 am
Scottish star trek (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Khrpy4V0-U4#)




Oh my Gawd ...... I didn't need the captions!  :panic
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Evil Jim on April 10, 2012, 04:04:47 pm
May be NSFW
Scion iQ - BABES 'N' DONUTS (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfhvCagUE-o#ws)


Jim
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Wolf-Dragon on April 10, 2012, 05:29:23 pm
 :confused
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: stephendutton on April 10, 2012, 05:34:34 pm
Scottish star trek (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Khrpy4V0-U4#)

There's at least one error in the captions.
'Set phasers to malkie' does not mean set phasers to maximum. Malkie/malky is a slang term for cutting someone open with a razor. So the phrase is an order to set phasers to a level that will inflict serious injury on someone, not necessarily maximum.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Thernlund on April 10, 2012, 08:55:30 pm
Here's how this sort of thing typically goes:  You watch for about 3 minutes, mesmerized.  Then you snap to, fall back in your chair, and giggle like crazy at how stupid you were to be wrangled by this.  But you don't turn it off.  You come here and post while it plays, occasionally looking back at it and snickering.

Mint Royale: From Rusholme With Love (Extended Version) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8vMeMVk5R0#ws)

Go computer chick go!

Weird by itself.  But what's weirder, this thread (https://wethearmed.com/technical-support/taking-about-mint/) prompted me to it.  And not even casually or accidentally.  Purposefully!

You see the band's name is Mint Royale, and old fav of mine.  This song was prominently featured in a fav movie of mine, Vanilla Sky.  So, upon seeing the other unrelated thread, I went to the Linux Mint site.  It looked very minty, and vanilla-y.  Hmm.  So I then said to myself, "Self, you haven't heard 'From Rusholme With Love' by Mint Royale in a long time.  You should go find it on Youtube."

And I did.

So there you have it kids.  Real life weirdness for the Internet weirdness thread.  I hope you enjoyed it! 

I'm off to see my psychotherapist.  Ta-ta!


-T.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Raptor on April 10, 2012, 11:59:38 pm
Titanic SUPER 3D (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJxj1mou03M#ws)

Now this version of the movie, I might actually watch!  ;)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Matthew Mayner on April 11, 2012, 12:53:43 am
The iceberg was an MCB coverup!  We all know a Kraken took down the Titanic!
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: booksmart on April 11, 2012, 08:16:42 am
Okay... I cackled at the JJ Abrams and Michael Bey segments...  :clap
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Wolf-Dragon on April 11, 2012, 08:11:18 pm
 :rotfl

that was so hilarious.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Raptor on April 11, 2012, 11:28:10 pm
"Don't Stop Believing" Sung By the Movies (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVm8GRXvUhA#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: nukehayes on April 11, 2012, 11:38:50 pm
LOL, Maybe it's another drill.....
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on April 12, 2012, 01:29:21 pm
http://youtu.be/VY88ybT13zQ (http://youtu.be/VY88ybT13zQ)

 :rotfl
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Wolf-Dragon on April 12, 2012, 04:24:12 pm
 :confused
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Feud on April 12, 2012, 06:54:10 pm
A DRAMATIC SURPRISE ON A QUIET SQUARE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=316AzLYfAzw#ws)

Decent commercial.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: TommyGunn on April 12, 2012, 07:38:28 pm
A DRAMATIC SURPRISE ON A QUIET SQUARE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=316AzLYfAzw#ws)

Decent commercial.


I didn't see that coming. :neener :scrutiny
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Roper1911 on April 12, 2012, 11:32:41 pm
(http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/2298/motivatorcf273626f40446.jpg) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/215/motivatorcf273626f40446.jpg/)

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Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: TommyGunn on April 13, 2012, 11:59:59 am
"Batterys"? ? ? ? :facepalm
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Wolf-Dragon on April 13, 2012, 04:33:40 pm
A DRAMATIC SURPRISE ON A QUIET SQUARE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=316AzLYfAzw#ws)

Decent commercial.
:rotfl
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Raptor on April 13, 2012, 10:07:25 pm
The Botfly in my Head (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNDG7WPtVO4#)

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Khorne on April 13, 2012, 10:24:10 pm
That's why I hate nature.
 :vomit :vomit :vomit :vomit
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: strangelittleman on April 13, 2012, 10:28:16 pm
That's hillarious! Friggin' botflies!
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Chrissmitty820 on April 13, 2012, 11:41:54 pm
Quote from: Raptor

[spoiler
Y'all can actually thank George for this one. He posted it on his Facebook page a while back, and I made the mistake of watching it right before I went to bed. I haven't had a decent night's sleep since. Didn't eat much the day after I watched it either. Now y'all can suffer along with me. MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!! *cough* *cough* *gasp* *wheeze*[/spoiler]

Godd**mit. Now my skin and scalp are crawling.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Raptor on April 13, 2012, 11:50:32 pm
Yeah, in retrospect, that was probably a bit too nasty for the thread. Apologies for any loss of appetite/stomach contents/sleep y'all may be suffering.

And now for something a bit more in line with the spirit of the thread:

Dance Party in Iraq (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UW1toLy_FMQ#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Thernlund on April 14, 2012, 01:14:48 am
Yeah, in retrospect, that was probably a bit too nasty for the thread.

I was eating Rice-a-Roni and giggling through it.   :shrug


-T.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on April 14, 2012, 01:45:52 am
Yeah, in retrospect, that was probably a bit too nasty for the thread. Apologies for any loss of appetite/stomach contents/sleep y'all may be suffering.

She was whining about animal cruelty on Man vs. Wild...

and the she murders a helpless botfly!   :whistle
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: stephendutton on April 15, 2012, 06:54:34 am
The North Koreans have another rocket.
TAKE COVER!
http://senorgif.memebase.com/2012/04/13/funny-gifs-north-korean-rocket-launch/#comments (http://senorgif.memebase.com/2012/04/13/funny-gifs-north-korean-rocket-launch/#comments)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: TommyGunn on April 15, 2012, 12:49:12 pm
The North Koreans have another rocket.
TAKE COVER!
http://senorgif.memebase.com/2012/04/13/funny-gifs-north-korean-rocket-launch/#comments (http://senorgif.memebase.com/2012/04/13/funny-gifs-north-korean-rocket-launch/#comments)

That one actually works ....atleast.....  :facepalm
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: HMPlatinum on April 15, 2012, 03:20:18 pm
Yeah, in retrospect, that was probably a bit too nasty for the thread.

It's the one with the parasite swimming in the eye (some kind of worm) that comes close to giving me the willies.  Bot fly?  Pffft.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Wolf-Dragon on April 15, 2012, 06:54:43 pm
The North Koreans have another rocket.
TAKE COVER!
http://senorgif.memebase.com/2012/04/13/funny-gifs-north-korean-rocket-launch/#comments (http://senorgif.memebase.com/2012/04/13/funny-gifs-north-korean-rocket-launch/#comments)
:facepalm
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: booksmart on April 15, 2012, 08:03:19 pm
It's the one with the parasite swimming in the eye (some kind of worm) that comes close to giving me the willies.  Bot fly?  Pffft.

Roundworm is one of the possibilities...
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: HMPlatinum on April 15, 2012, 09:35:02 pm
Copied from the youtube info:

Quote
Loa Loa worms (also known as the "eye worm") are classified as filarial worms, meaning they thrive in human tissue

Probably not really OT, but I answered my own ... yech.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

OT: 
http://youtu.be/vdX_OBUeHb4 (http://youtu.be/vdX_OBUeHb4)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on April 16, 2012, 12:04:39 am
(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/funny-animal-captions-animal-capshunz-thats-the-whole-story-officer.jpg)

(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/funny-animal-captions-animal-capshunz-cross-hares.jpg)

Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Garaballo on April 16, 2012, 02:15:18 am
She The Wettest in the Building (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hskAFqD9WE#)

well...
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: lesptr on April 16, 2012, 06:58:24 am
ftp://The Gun Addict Song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4-h-Wx08kw#)

You've probably seen this, but it sums me up pretty well.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Gunnguy on April 16, 2012, 08:31:03 am
I'm there...amen!
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Wolf-Dragon on April 16, 2012, 06:32:17 pm
sounds like my best friends dad.  :coffee
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Roper1911 on April 17, 2012, 09:37:45 am
The Periodic Table (Rapping the elements!) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDp9hUf_SV8#)

also-
How to make the combustible lemons from portal 2 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_2js2vVAlI#ws)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on April 17, 2012, 08:08:34 pm
Courtesy of Nathan Fillion's twitter.

http://youtu.be/v6iHCFiSqIw (http://youtu.be/v6iHCFiSqIw)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Wolf-Dragon on April 18, 2012, 09:08:37 pm
 :facepalm
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on April 18, 2012, 09:46:23 pm
Totally NSFW.  But goooooood gosh... :rotfl

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Wolf-Dragon on April 18, 2012, 10:08:56 pm
 :facepalm :vomit
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Outbreak on April 19, 2012, 12:27:10 am
:rotfl
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on April 19, 2012, 12:32:20 am
:facepalm :vomit

You know what I post... and yet you still facepalm.   :neener
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Matthew Mayner on April 19, 2012, 02:33:20 am
Spiderman drank coffee. Hulk sad.

(https://gs1.wac.edgecastcdn.net/8019B6/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2lgz8NVn21r7dgeuo1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: sarge712 on April 19, 2012, 08:25:23 am
Totally NSFW.  But goooooood gosh... :rotfl

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

That actually answers a few questions...
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: booksmart on April 19, 2012, 09:35:35 am
R2-D2's other message : NSFW language

R2-D2's Other Message (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZp2D0DuIj0#ws)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on April 19, 2012, 01:18:35 pm
Spiderman drank coffee. Hulk sad.

(https://gs1.wac.edgecastcdn.net/8019B6/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2lgz8NVn21r7dgeuo1_500.jpg)

You win!   :rotfl
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Raptor on April 19, 2012, 01:37:34 pm
DoubleOh DoubleOh (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJ7SwhNteyw#ws)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Wolf-Dragon on April 19, 2012, 04:59:10 pm
 :rotfl
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: GeorgeHill on April 19, 2012, 11:08:05 pm
 :clap
Awesome.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on April 20, 2012, 02:13:09 am
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/550192_215268728573261_135433713223430_318946_2044393670_n.jpg)

Thank you, Caryn.  Now we know, and knowing is half the battle.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Gunnguy on April 20, 2012, 07:15:53 am
 :shocked
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: RevDisk on April 20, 2012, 09:09:38 am

That just ain't right.

Thanks, I'm now guaranteed to remember that at an inopportune moment.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: sarge712 on April 20, 2012, 11:02:16 am
As I've said before on this thread, that explains things and clears up a lot of questions I've always had
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on April 20, 2012, 12:32:34 pm
That just ain't right.

Thanks, I'm now guaranteed to remember that at an inopportune moment.

Contraception.  How we should really pursue it.  ;)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on April 20, 2012, 01:22:04 pm
Turn down the volume a little.  This gets loud.

Russian Military Training (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhp933BqaGE#ws)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: sarge712 on April 20, 2012, 01:27:00 pm
Ya know I've always used "P for Plenty" when it came to the number of wraps in breaching and window charges but Dayyyyyum!!!

It looks like he built that charge for holing the BMP instead of the bus   :rotfl
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Wolf-Dragon on April 20, 2012, 03:23:06 pm
Turn down the volume a little.  This gets loud.

Russian Military Training (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhp933BqaGE#ws)
:rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl
Didn't facepalm that one.  :neener
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: booksmart on April 20, 2012, 05:21:54 pm
I'm still trying to figure out if the guy lived or not.  :shocked

That Leroy Jenkins boy ain't right in the head...
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on April 20, 2012, 07:52:55 pm
These guys make amazing videos of graffitti battling and live action Adventure Time.  So, they get a slow motion camera for one hour.  The result is internet gold.

Pbtfbthbpbpthbp (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jj9FNKcs9j8#ws)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Feud on April 21, 2012, 01:47:19 am
Not weird, but kinda cool:

Jeb Corliss OFFICIAL TABLE MOUNTAIN BASE CRASH (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wB6TuHwLg0w#ws)

According to wikipedia in this crash he "broke both ankles, three toes, his fibula bone, tore his left ACL, and sustained a gash in his shin that required skin grafts to close."
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on April 21, 2012, 04:57:45 am
Ouch.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: super_b AK on April 21, 2012, 09:11:23 am
(http://www.greatlakes4x4.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=91639&d=1334844134)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Chrissmitty820 on April 21, 2012, 10:19:21 am
Not weird, but kinda cool:

Jeb Corliss OFFICIAL TABLE MOUNTAIN BASE CRASH (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wB6TuHwLg0w#ws)

According to wikipedia in this crash he "broke both ankles, three toes, his fibula bone, tore his left ACL, and sustained a gash in his shin that required skin grafts to close."

The problem with having brass b**ls that big...
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Mamba1-0 on April 21, 2012, 02:22:49 pm
(http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc85/Mamba1-0/Stet/DOGEATDOG.jpg)

 :neener

Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: booksmart on April 21, 2012, 04:23:03 pm
The part of super_b AK's photo that makes me laugh the most is the expression on Obama's face.

"The sh*t I gotta put up with..."
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on April 23, 2012, 12:05:26 am
http://youtu.be/17w6SZc0Y9s (http://youtu.be/17w6SZc0Y9s)

(http://chzsetphaserstolol.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/sci-fi-fantasy-hunger-games-bullying-poster.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on April 23, 2012, 12:10:16 am
http://video.adultswim.com/family-guy/family-guy-funchop-giggity.html (http://video.adultswim.com/family-guy/family-guy-funchop-giggity.html)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Mamba1-0 on April 24, 2012, 12:05:44 am
I found this rather funny. Your mileage may vary.
At any rate, the language is extremely NSFW.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

 :bash  :facepalm
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on April 24, 2012, 12:09:43 am
Was that a Key and Peele skit?   :whistle
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Khorne on April 24, 2012, 07:38:08 pm
(http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/s320x320/154735_228215150616741_207821815989408_360964_449953910_n.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on April 24, 2012, 07:44:09 pm
(http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/s320x320/154735_228215150616741_207821815989408_360964_449953910_n.jpg)

Mickey - "No doc.  I didn't say she's crazy!  I said she's bothering Goofy!"   :whistle
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: JesseL on April 24, 2012, 08:26:55 pm
Me, post-apocalyptic. Courtesy of Thernlund.


(http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m5/J_M_Lambert/Guns/nightrider2_lg.png)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: aikorob on April 24, 2012, 09:31:00 pm
And now for something completely different...................................

http://bygonebureau.com/2012/04/04/h-p-lovecraft-answers-your-relationship-questions (http://bygonebureau.com/2012/04/04/h-p-lovecraft-answers-your-relationship-questions)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Gunnguy on April 24, 2012, 09:34:09 pm
Me, post-apocalyptic. Courtesy of Thernlund.


(http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m5/J_M_Lambert/Guns/nightrider2_lg.png)
:facepalm
Seriously???!!!
No sword???!!!
 :facepalm
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: GeorgeHill on April 24, 2012, 10:35:17 pm
Me, post-apocalyptic. Courtesy of Thernlund.


(http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m5/J_M_Lambert/Guns/nightrider2_lg.png)
Epic has a new standard set... the bar has been raised.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Raptor on April 24, 2012, 10:38:12 pm
Nice. Has a distinctly Book-of-Eli-meets-Mad-Max vibe to it.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: JesseL on April 24, 2012, 10:41:12 pm
:facepalm
Seriously???!!!
No sword???!!!
 :facepalm

Do I look like a Hiro to you?
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Evil Jim on April 24, 2012, 10:55:10 pm
Do I look like a Hiro to you?
Not without the Sword...
DUH!


Jim
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Gunnguy on April 25, 2012, 12:02:44 am
Do I look like a Hiro to you?
Nope. What Evil One said and...
Hiro was by far the better looking one.
Now get a sword!
Or at least a large bayonet.

 :neener
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: RevDisk on April 25, 2012, 09:43:20 am
Do I look like a Hiro to you?

Apparently not.  No sword == not epic win.    :bash



Cool photo, tho.   ;)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: JesseL on April 25, 2012, 10:42:10 am
Apparently not.  No sword == not epic win.    :bash

I'll comfort myself in the knowledge that I can actually ride 200 miles of freeway and through the 6th largest city in the country, looking like that (and the picture doesn't even show the pistol on the other side) without a second glance from officialdom.

 :D
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on April 25, 2012, 11:59:40 am
Do I look like a Hiro to you?

... if this is a Snow Crash reference and not a Heroes reference, you rock so hard it hurts.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: JesseL on April 25, 2012, 12:27:12 pm
... if this is a Snow Crash reference and not a Heroes reference, you rock so hard it hurts.

 :cool  I reread it a couple weeks ago.

Never watched Heroes.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on April 25, 2012, 02:03:24 pm
:cool  I reread it a couple weeks ago.

Never watched Heroes.

 :thumbup1 :clap :thumbup1 :clap

"Screw regulations.  Bring the noise."

I loved that dog!
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Gunnguy on April 25, 2012, 02:06:16 pm
 :hmm
Thought this was a reference to the anime, "Akira".
My bad!
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: booksmart on April 25, 2012, 02:20:39 pm
Nope.

That'd be "KAAAAAAANNNEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!"
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on April 25, 2012, 02:43:43 pm
I must pass this addiction on to you...

http://blurst.com/raptor-safari/ (http://blurst.com/raptor-safari/)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: nukehayes on April 25, 2012, 03:24:37 pm
Thanks, I just wasted 30 min playing that game.  Nothing like running over some dinos in a wrangler.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on April 25, 2012, 04:35:31 pm
I think my favorite was the jumpkill.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Outbreak on April 25, 2012, 05:56:09 pm
Swallow first.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/people-you-wish-you-knew-in-real-life (http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/people-you-wish-you-knew-in-real-life)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Raptor on April 25, 2012, 07:37:30 pm
Thunder Busters (AC/DC vs Ghostbusters Mashup) by Wax Audio (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiH1wNmZTII#ws)

Rock in Black - Queen vs. AC/DC feat. Robert Plant & friends (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LrL5zSlW_s#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Wolf-Dragon on April 25, 2012, 08:37:55 pm
 :clap
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on April 26, 2012, 07:31:34 pm
Let me already post the responses.

 :facepalm :facepalm :facepalm

TOTALLY NSFW
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Wolf-Dragon on April 26, 2012, 08:31:50 pm
Yep  :facepalm
actually so that a lllllllllloooooooonnnnnnnnngggggggg time ago and just made me want to face palm when i saw it then.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: super_b AK on April 28, 2012, 01:00:04 am
(http://images.blippitt.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Dogs-Underwater-15.jpg)

(http://images.blippitt.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Dogs-Underwater-02.jpg)

(http://images.blippitt.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Dogs-Underwater-11.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: ksuguy on April 28, 2012, 01:22:05 am
Swallow first.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/people-you-wish-you-knew-in-real-life (http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/people-you-wish-you-knew-in-real-life)

I want that Contra sweater.   
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on April 28, 2012, 06:37:12 pm
Bruce Lee.  For the win.

GUNS (EM) (http://vimeo.com/40408860)

Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on April 30, 2012, 01:54:42 am
How to make someone wish they'd never bought a laptop.

http://youtu.be/jny9bugL-TA (http://youtu.be/jny9bugL-TA)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: ZeroTA on April 30, 2012, 11:57:29 am
Any hockey fans here?

(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/20100735/facepalms.png)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: ZeroTA on April 30, 2012, 12:02:07 pm
(http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb257/jatexeira/CRSX/fuuearth.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: ZeroTA on April 30, 2012, 12:12:10 pm
(http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1083487/pev_medium.gif)

(http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1083495/pev_medium.gif)

(http://oi48.tinypic.com/hu4k60.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/VbTmY.gif)

(http://i46.tinypic.com/1h40th.gif)

(http://s16.postimage.org/hpsyj2mub/holt2.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/oMbna.gif)

(http://img846.imageshack.us/img846/8350/huvud.gif)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Wolf-Dragon on April 30, 2012, 03:34:36 pm
 :rotfl
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Outbreak on April 30, 2012, 05:41:24 pm
Saw this on the Military Channel in the squadron the other day. At least three of us just blurted out, "LIKE A BOSS," in unison. Then I found out it was Mussolini.

Don't care.
Mussolini posing like a boss (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3tAPVOkkz0#)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Gunnguy on April 30, 2012, 07:21:47 pm
Reference 'like a boss' for us please?
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Raptor on April 30, 2012, 07:39:49 pm
(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/demotivational-posters-mushroom-mushroom.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on April 30, 2012, 08:34:12 pm
Vinnie Jones actually doing the Leeroy Jenkins thing for Year One.

YEAR ONE Exclusive - Leeroy Jenkins: The Gates of Sodom (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQsPiNupnUo#)

Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: JesseL on April 30, 2012, 08:46:34 pm
Reference 'like a boss' for us please?

Very NSFW:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Wolf-Dragon on April 30, 2012, 09:47:23 pm
 :shocked
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on May 01, 2012, 02:04:42 am
Oh. My.  Gosh. It horrifies me, yet it rules!  It's... the Event Horizon of comedy!
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Eagle on May 01, 2012, 03:03:49 pm
Didn't think this rated its own thread, so "random internet weirdness" is a good place to park it.  In honor of it being May 1, a classic Jonathan Coulton song (definitely NSFW):
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on May 02, 2012, 12:07:53 am
http://youtu.be/TFYrrCWVqWo (http://youtu.be/TFYrrCWVqWo)

Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on May 02, 2012, 12:12:33 am
(http://chzsetphaserstolol.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/sci-fi-fantasy-come-on-pretty-lady-you-only-live-once-and-with-a-red-shirt-like-yours-you-might-not-be-living-once-for-very-long.jpg)

(http://chzsetphaserstolol.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/sci-fi-fantasy-hugo-weaving.jpg)

Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Raptor on May 03, 2012, 04:39:30 pm
NSFW: Language.

1 Hour of Fails! Huge Compilation! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAVp_pGjNy8#ws)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Wolf-Dragon on May 03, 2012, 05:16:17 pm
 :facepalm :rotfl :o
oooh ouch

that video gave me all those reactions
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Nightcrawler on May 03, 2012, 10:53:37 pm
Flipping with Guns (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKDvsyhtKBc#ws)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Matthew Mayner on May 03, 2012, 11:00:33 pm
Well it's a good thing those are air-soft guns with added in muzzle flash.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Raptor on May 03, 2012, 11:11:50 pm
Possibly NSFW

Window Surprise (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuuUR515xDM#ws)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: booksmart on May 03, 2012, 11:47:14 pm
Hey buddy, a little privacy, eh?
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Chrissmitty820 on May 04, 2012, 09:17:01 am
Possibly NSFW

Window Surprise (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuuUR515xDM#ws)

F**king Coons...

(Couldn't resist)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on May 04, 2012, 03:30:24 pm
 :rotfl

Lady Racoon: "Now I know why they never wanna cuddle..."
Male Racoon: "You say something honey?"
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Outbreak on May 04, 2012, 05:59:36 pm
F**king Coons...

(Couldn't resist)

:rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Wolf-Dragon on May 04, 2012, 06:58:39 pm
 :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Raptor on May 04, 2012, 09:40:23 pm
Don Reed - Kung Fu Theatre (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYmJi56mdEQ#)

More of the same, but with 100% more Cosby:

The Cosby Show - Kung Fu Movies (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv4bS7OQnIM#ws)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Wolf-Dragon on May 04, 2012, 10:35:20 pm
 :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Gunnguy on May 04, 2012, 10:55:51 pm
Flipping with Guns (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKDvsyhtKBc#ws)
And that was Lorenzo's Class in Gun n' Go 102.
Pre-requisites are Gun n' Go 101 along with Valentine's Class in Tactical Reloading 101 and 102 along with Firearm Basics 101 through 104.
All are Molon Labe required.

Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Outbreak on May 05, 2012, 07:26:03 pm
Sweet Brown got a cold pop.
Sweet Brown's Cold Pop Escape (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udS-OcNtSWo#ws)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on May 05, 2012, 08:58:45 pm
http://youtu.be/P6Dp6NLTyLk (http://youtu.be/P6Dp6NLTyLk)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on May 06, 2012, 11:51:24 pm
(http://chzparentingfails.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/crazy-parenting-fails-street-fighting-man.gif)

(http://chzparentingfails.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/crazy-parenting-fails-denied.gif)

(http://chzparentingfails.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/crazy-parenting-fails-chose-your-own-role.jpg)

(http://chzparentingfails.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/crazy-parenting-fails-the-name-game6.png)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on May 06, 2012, 11:55:07 pm
(http://chzparentingfails.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/crazy-parenting-fails-you-cant-possibly-be-this-stupid.jpg)

(http://chzparentingfails.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/crazy-parenting-fails-prenatal-facepalm.jpg)

(http://chzparentingfails.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/crazy-parenting-fails-father-figure.jpg)

(http://chzparentingfails.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/crazy-parenting-fails-hes-gotcha-there.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on May 06, 2012, 11:58:23 pm
(http://chzparentingfails.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/crazy-parenting-fails-what-sorcery-is-this.jpg)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on May 08, 2012, 02:16:00 pm
(http://i.huffpost.com/gen/596359/thumbs/o-UNFORTUNATE-TEXT-PLACEMENT-570.jpg)


 :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl

Yay mirror effects!
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on May 08, 2012, 02:30:44 pm
And now for something we'll all enjoy.  Seth Green rapping with four gamer geek girls (Team Unicorn FTW!)

G33K & G4M3R Girls: Original Version (Geek & Gamer Girls) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUAYBllb7tY#ws)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Outbreak on May 08, 2012, 04:44:12 pm
Don't care about the gaming, but the geek references...

I'll be in my bunk.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: HMPlatinum on May 08, 2012, 08:59:37 pm
In other, less flashy news:

NSFW
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on May 08, 2012, 09:17:03 pm
In other, less flashy news:

NSFW
Spoiler (click to show/hide)



Uhm... I'll be emulating this kid.

http://youtu.be/hbZITtW-R50 (http://youtu.be/hbZITtW-R50)
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: HMPlatinum on May 08, 2012, 09:30:32 pm
 :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl

 :thumbup1
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Wolf-Dragon on May 08, 2012, 09:31:12 pm
And now for something we'll all enjoy.  Seth Green rapping with four gamer geek girls (Team Unicorn FTW!)

G33K & G4M3R Girls: Original Version (Geek & Gamer Girls) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUAYBllb7tY#ws)
Nice Geek and Gmaing girls.
Uhm... I'll be emulating this kid.

http://youtu.be/hbZITtW-R50 (http://youtu.be/hbZITtW-R50)
same
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: JesseL on May 08, 2012, 10:07:41 pm
 :hmm Looks like something you'd see in a David Cronenberg movie.
Title: Re: More random internet weirdness.
Post by: Doug Wojtowicz on May 08, 2012, 10:45:10 pm