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« Reply #375 on: April 14, 2011, 11:12:43 pm »
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This is, apparently, a "fan fiction" where, after a terrorist attack on the United States, President Bush calls upon the assistance of Disney's Kim Possible to track down Osama Bin Laden.



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Through the remainder of Cheney's outburst, Bush stood pensive. As Cheney finished, a look of decision crossed the President's face. He strode silently over to a desk in the room, identical to the Resolution desk up in the Oval Office. On it stood three fire-engine red touchtone telephones. Each had marked levels of use. The one on the far left, labeled "U.S.S.R. / Russia," looked barely touched and almost new. The phone on the far right, marked "Domino's Pizza," looked more worn. The phone in the middle... Varnish and some of the red paint had rubbed off the mouthpiece. Its label had become illegible. The print on a certain set of numbers had almost worn off. Bush picked the middle phone's club off its cradle and started to punch the well-worn numbers.

"Who are you calling?" Cheney asked, a bit incredulously.

The President looked sharply up at him. "The one for which this mission is possible."

"And who is that?"

"Who the hell do you think, Dick? Kim Possible."

To be continued...

I heard about this a few years ago, but couldn't remember where.  It's weird enough to belong in this thread. 

However, I'm going to warn you guys...if you ever feel compelled to do an internet search for anything related to "fan fiction", don't.  Just don't.  It's not worth it.  There are horrors on the internet that cannot be unseen.  :vomit



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    Re: More random internet weirdness.
    « Reply #376 on: April 14, 2011, 11:27:02 pm »
    New plastic surgery trend: "elf ears".
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    « Reply #377 on: April 14, 2011, 11:35:05 pm »
    Dino D-Day

    Exactly what it says on the tin.

    I don't know if I should  :rotfl  or buy it.

    Hmm, the idea of using an M1 Garand on a dinosaur is appealing.   
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    « Reply #378 on: April 15, 2011, 09:06:48 am »
    From a Taiwanese military drill:



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    « Reply #379 on: April 16, 2011, 09:46:37 am »
    Dino D-Day

    Exactly what it says on the tin.



    I don't know if I should  :rotfl  or buy it.

    Its a HL2 mod, for now its free to download from http://www.moddb.com/mods/dino-d-day/downloads/dino-d-day-the-mod-v11 at your own risk, then you can grab steam from http://store.steampowered.com and HL2 from http://store.steampowered.com/app/220/?snr=1_4_4__13 for $10, and all without leaving the comfort of your chair.... (now guess what I just did.)

    Edit: It needs HL2 episode 2.
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    « Reply #380 on: April 16, 2011, 04:42:12 pm »
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    « Reply #381 on: April 17, 2011, 01:04:43 pm »
    Dino D Day.  That should be a Call of Duty Bonus Pack.
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    « Reply #382 on: April 18, 2011, 12:02:38 am »


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    « Reply #383 on: April 20, 2011, 09:57:39 am »




    NSFW!!!!
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    « Reply #384 on: April 20, 2011, 04:04:22 pm »
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    « Reply #385 on: April 20, 2011, 04:36:40 pm »
    And people make fun of my Combat Stache...

    It's the nature of the protected to mock that which they fear. :coffee
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    « Reply #386 on: April 21, 2011, 09:54:27 pm »
    I absolutely LOVE this show. Probably NSFW.





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    « Reply #387 on: April 21, 2011, 11:35:39 pm »
    God bless the maniacs behind Archer.  God bless their utter wrongness! :rotfl
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    « Reply #388 on: April 22, 2011, 10:08:39 am »
    I have some mixed feelings about the Thor movie, but this is just awesome!






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    « Reply #389 on: April 22, 2011, 12:44:26 pm »


    only from the mind of Freddie.....
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    « Reply #390 on: April 23, 2011, 01:27:11 pm »


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    « Reply #391 on: April 23, 2011, 01:28:43 pm »
    I got Machine Girl on DVD.  It's glorious.
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    « Reply #392 on: April 23, 2011, 01:30:43 pm »
    You know, I was going to make some snarky comment about "3...2...1...Zach wants it!".  But you went and blew that right out of the water, didn't you?  LOL.

    -Violence?  Check.
    -Asian girl? Check.
    -Low budget?  Check.

    Zach likes.  All they needed to do is throw in some ungainly-looking Eastern Bloc bullpup assault rifle and it would've been a perfect ten, neh?  :rotfl
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    « Reply #394 on: April 24, 2011, 05:31:33 pm »
    I love those Portal 2 vids - and the game itself is pure awesome.

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    « Reply #395 on: April 24, 2011, 05:45:55 pm »
    "That's 65% more Bullet!" :rotfl
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    « Reply #396 on: April 24, 2011, 06:20:06 pm »
    Cave Johnson has many, many hilarious quotes throughout the game.  Minor spoiler alert, but these don't actually have much to do with what's going on in the game.  They're pre-recorded messages.

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    « Reply #397 on: April 25, 2011, 12:25:08 am »
    Cave Johnson sounds like JK Simmons.

    Edit: HAH!  Do I know my man JK or do I know him? 

    Spider-Man/Portal crossover idea - the bots are employed as Spider-Slayers.  With JJJ's voice!  Print money as needed!
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    « Reply #398 on: April 25, 2011, 01:09:21 am »
    I love the "evening at the improv" turret.
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    « Reply #399 on: April 25, 2011, 10:42:58 am »
    You know, I was going to make some snarky comment about "3...2...1...Zach wants it!".  But you went and blew that right out of the water, didn't you?  LOL.

    -Violence?  Check.
    -Asian girl? Check.
    -Low budget?  Check.

    Zach likes.  All they needed to do is throw in some ungainly-looking Eastern Bloc bullpup assault rifle and it would've been a perfect ten, neh?  :rotfl
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