Author Topic: More random internet weirdness. (Read 1228715 times)

Nightcrawler · « **Reply #300 on:** March 29, 2011, 09:18:13 pm »

Damn. Reverse tentacle molestation. Let's face it, Representative Japanese Male, you've karmically earned this.

WeTheArmed.com

Thernlund · « **Reply #301 on:** March 29, 2011, 10:03:15 pm »

Would you believe that the business card image led me to this?

-T.

Thernlund · « **Reply #302 on:** March 29, 2011, 10:14:05 pm »

Bacon is good for me.

-T.

Doug Wojtowicz · « **Reply #303 on:** March 29, 2011, 10:25:54 pm »

^ Further proof that Wife Swap is of the devil - allowing a libtard "swap mom" to take away a boy's bacon.

Kevin and Francis FTW

ZeroTA · « **Reply #304 on:** March 29, 2011, 10:47:25 pm »

Quote from: Thernlund on March 29, 2011, 09:12:40 pm

Hmmm... Let's see if I can get those.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
1. Lost (TV show)
2. Jurassic Park
3. Resident Evil
4. Batman
5. Ironman
6. Office Space
7. Heros
8. Loony Tunes (?)
9. Terminator
10. Lex Luthor (Superman)
11. Fight Club
12. The SImpsons
13. Fringe
14. Soylent Green
15. Arrested Development
16. Watchmen
17. Mad Men
18. Seinfeld
19. Starwars
20. The Office
21. Any number of Quentin Tarantino flicks.

Full disclosure: I had to look up 2, 13, and 20.

-T.

I win, I only had to look up 13 and 15.

Langenator · « **Reply #305 on:** March 30, 2011, 10:04:38 am »

Quote from: Nightcrawler on March 29, 2011, 07:26:08 pm

Am I the only one who thinks the Umbrella Corporation logo bears more than a passing resemblance to the Templar cross?

Feud · « **Reply #306 on:** March 30, 2011, 01:04:22 pm »

Wow...

sarge712 · « **Reply #307 on:** March 30, 2011, 01:16:55 pm »

Pfft. I've been dancing like that for years.

Ronin · « **Reply #308 on:** March 30, 2011, 01:27:08 pm »

That just reinforced my argument for background checks for purchasing video editing software....

Outbreak · « **Reply #309 on:** March 30, 2011, 01:49:12 pm »

Quote from: Nightcrawler on March 29, 2011, 07:26:08 pm

I need to print like half of those and just keep one of each in my wallet for when I go TDY. I never tell people my real name or job anyway. I have gone as Art Vandelay before, only I was an architect, not a latex salesman. Lately, I've been Matthew Simmons(made up, no movie connection that I know of), and I travel the country selling beer and beer accessories. I don't like being called "Matt," because it feels like half my identity is just being ignored. Claiming to be a big shot at a fictional company from a movie or TV show that came out 10-20+ years ago, and having the business card to prove it, seems like it would be a ton of fun. And, yes, we take our skirt chasing very seriously; it's as much science as sport.

Quote from: Feud on March 28, 2011, 12:11:50 am

Share the air!

She's too late:

Doug Wojtowicz · « **Reply #310 on:** March 30, 2011, 02:31:03 pm »

Even though I apologized to Bud for my earlier snit with him - THIS is what I should have done. I'd even allow Bud to substitute beer for ice cream.

Nightcrawler · « **Reply #311 on:** March 31, 2011, 08:14:51 am »

These guys look like D&D characters. Gay D&D characters.

Ronin · « **Reply #312 on:** March 31, 2011, 08:28:42 am »

Now THAT was funny

sarge712 · « **Reply #313 on:** March 31, 2011, 08:33:41 am »

Of all the epic weird that this favorite thread holds that has to be one of the most startling. That last one looks like a ghey Gandalf.

Fashion for the "p-whipped." It looks like something John Lennon and Yoko Ono would have worn as a matching set.

How could a man...nevermind. There just is no answer that will satisfy me.

Oh manhood, manhood, where hast thou fled?

Nightcrawler · « **Reply #314 on:** March 31, 2011, 09:52:10 am »

It was the 70s. I'm sure in 30 years people on the internet are going to make fun of the way we dress, too.

From left to right. George Takei, Joaquin Phoenix's dad, a young Dolph Lundgren before he started working out, and OJ Simpson.

Not that the 80s were necessarily any better.

Ronin · « **Reply #315 on:** March 31, 2011, 12:27:00 pm »

Ok, you guys asked for it. You want weirdness, here ya go...just remember, some things cannot be unseen...

Ronin · « **Reply #316 on:** March 31, 2011, 12:32:50 pm »

Palette cleanser. One of my all time faves.

Nightcrawler · « **Reply #317 on:** March 31, 2011, 12:53:10 pm »

Outbreak: I'm glad I'm not the only one who habitually tells made-up stories to strangers I meet when traveling. I always used the excuse that I'm a novelist and I need to see if my characters stories' are legit, but really, it's just fun to mess with people.

I have a friend who, once, had the lady next to him on the plane convinced he was a stand-in NASCAR driver. He said that ever since Dale E. died, the sponsors won't risk their famous drivers anymore. So right before the race starts the celebrity driver switches places with a stunt driver, who then drives the race in secret.

Doug Wojtowicz · « **Reply #318 on:** March 31, 2011, 01:16:15 pm »

Quote from: Ronin on March 31, 2011, 12:27:00 pm

Ok, you guys asked for it. You want weirdness, here ya go...just remember, some things cannot be unseen...

... was that something off a Logo TV sketch show?

sarge712 · « **Reply #319 on:** March 31, 2011, 01:31:34 pm »

Quote from: Ronin on March 31, 2011, 12:27:00 pm

Ok, you guys asked for it. You want weirdness, here ya go...just remember, some things cannot be unseen...

Once again I spoke too soon. I'm scared, so scared (tiny voice)...

Ronin · « **Reply #320 on:** March 31, 2011, 01:37:23 pm »

Doug-not sure. The guy that sent that to me, once he quit laughing at my reaction, said something about all of them or most of them being drag queens. The obvious one is RuPaul. He said it was from a sketch comedy show, so it may have been.

Sorry to pull out the big gun Sarge, but it was starting to tame down WAY too much. I have another, but I think the filters may keep me from posting because of the title.

Ronin · « **Reply #321 on:** March 31, 2011, 01:43:57 pm »

This is disturbing on many levels. NSFW for sure- language, adult themes, and being a total douche. It is a double ding, weird as hell and rap. Enjoy.

Bonus points to anyone who makes it through the whole video, that means you Bud.

sarge712 · « **Reply #322 on:** March 31, 2011, 02:43:10 pm »

Ronin,

I made it to the 1:57 mark. My soul feels soiled. And to think thats the kinda little bastards that are lurking out there. I'm taking my girls to shoot on Saturday...and do some knife work. Sheeesh!

I gotta show my wife the Pickle Surprise video. She will laugh herself to tears.

Ronin · « **Reply #323 on:** March 31, 2011, 02:55:26 pm »

Amen to the training Sarge. Mine shoots my AR pretty proficient, and can handle a blade decently.

I know it won't post, but the one video that makes me laugh for no reason, I say this with my head held low in shame, is sh*t pickle. Not episode 2 or 3, just the original on You Tube. I even try to shame myself but still laugh. It ranks up there with the "fox hat" video. It gets funnier every time I see it. Yes, I'm headed to the corner.

seanp · « **Reply #324 on:** March 31, 2011, 03:02:35 pm »

Quote from: Ronin on March 31, 2011, 01:43:57 pm

This is disturbing on many levels. NSFW for sure- language, adult themes, and being a total douche. It is a double ding, weird as hell and rap. Enjoy.

Bonus points to anyone who makes it through the whole video, that means you Bud.

Heh. The girl is actually kind of hot, especially near the end when she takes her top off and reveals eyeballs instead of nipples.

Yeah, I watched all of it.