I kind of want a defend Oakland shirt  They're kinda cool

Bonus points if you can successfully merchandise Subvert Occupy kit, and get it used in actual protests.

Examples include:
T-shirts and signs with pictures of Ngo Din Diem instead of Ho Chi Minh, Henry Bukowski instead of Marx, Bruce Willis instead of Lenin, any Rand references, 3 color posters of William F. Buckley, or almost slogans turned into gibberish or rudeness (Si! Se Puto! or This is what Demagoguery looks like!), or 3 color Dora the Explorer with "Yes We Can!"

Bob the Builder would be cooler "Can we build it? Yes we can!"