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Gas and mortgage
« on: November 08, 2008, 06:10:23 pm »


Who knew?  I feel better already.  ::)


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    Re: Gas and mortgage
    « Reply #1 on: November 08, 2008, 06:19:46 pm »
    Don't worry, you'll be writing the check for her gas and mortgage.  If you can't pay on time don't worry, the IRS won't mind much.

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    « Reply #2 on: November 08, 2008, 08:47:19 pm »
    It's only 26 seconds folks,you should watch it.

     I'm glad I don't have to worry about making my mortgage payment,Obama will help me! Exactly how is not yet clear,but by golly things are gonna change for the better! And then I can pay at the pump with goodwill and warm fuzzies.

    *sigh*

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    « Reply #3 on: November 08, 2008, 08:54:11 pm »
    Yep, too bad her electric bill will be $500/month and I guess we'll pay that too.

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    « Reply #4 on: November 08, 2008, 10:25:56 pm »
    Just like that Man-on-the Street interview Howard Stern did pre-election. He had some guy go and ask people who they were voting for in Harlem. The interviewer upon getting the expected B Hussein O answer then asked them how they felt about his choice of Gov. Palin as a running mate. Needless to say they were all thrilled. The clueless, they walk among us. God grant me patience... :bang
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    « Reply #5 on: November 09, 2008, 01:14:21 am »
    Who can I vote for that will give me free ammo?
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    « Reply #6 on: November 09, 2008, 12:43:45 pm »
    As President, I will pass legislation that will recover our $700B from Wallstreet and divert those funds to tax breaks and vouchers for one rifle and 500 rounds of ammo for every household in the U.S.

    Weapons and ammo purchases will be 100% tax-deductible.

    Then, the civilian marksmanship program will be returned to the U.S. Army and expanded.  For two weeks every year, each military base nation-wide will sponsor free markmanship training and competition for all those who choose to take it.  Further tax incentives will be granted to businesses to allow their employees three or more days off work to attend the nearest CMP-sponsored event and get the training they need.

    ALL surplus military small arms (and I mean ALL) will be made available for purchase to the public.

    Or something like that.


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    « Reply #7 on: November 09, 2008, 02:45:38 pm »
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    As President, I will pass legislation that will recover our $700B from Wallstreet and divert those funds to tax breaks and vouchers for one rifle and 500 rounds of ammo for every household in the U.S.

    Weapons and ammo purchases will be 100% tax-deductible.

    Then, the civilian marksmanship program will be returned to the U.S. Army and expanded.  For two weeks every year, each military base nation-wide will sponsor free markmanship training and competition for all those who choose to take it.  Further tax incentives will be granted to businesses to allow their employees three or more days off work to attend the nearest CMP-sponsored event and get the training they need.

    ALL surplus military small arms (and I mean ALL) will be made available for purchase to the public.

    Or something like that.


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    « Reply #8 on: November 09, 2008, 04:37:27 pm »
    As President, I will pass legislation that will recover our $700B from Wallstreet and divert those funds to tax breaks and vouchers for one rifle and 500 rounds of ammo for every household in the U.S.

    Weapons and ammo purchases will be 100% tax-deductible.

    Then, the civilian marksmanship program will be returned to the U.S. Army and expanded.  For two weeks every year, each military base nation-wide will sponsor free markmanship training and competition for all those who choose to take it.  Further tax incentives will be granted to businesses to allow their employees three or more days off work to attend the nearest CMP-sponsored event and get the training they need.

    ALL surplus military small arms (and I mean ALL) will be made available for purchase to the public.

    Or something like that.


    -T.


    You have mine,when can I pick up my M2?
    Thanks

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    « Reply #9 on: November 09, 2008, 04:49:00 pm »
    As President, I will pass legislation that will recover our $700B from Wallstreet and divert those funds to tax breaks and vouchers for one rifle and 500 rounds of ammo for every household in the U.S.

    Weapons and ammo purchases will be 100% tax-deductible.

    Then, the civilian marksmanship program will be returned to the U.S. Army and expanded.  For two weeks every year, each military base nation-wide will sponsor free markmanship training and competition for all those who choose to take it.  Further tax incentives will be granted to businesses to allow their employees three or more days off work to attend the nearest CMP-sponsored event and get the training they need.

    ALL surplus military small arms (and I mean ALL) will be made available for purchase to the public.

    Or something like that.


    -T.

    That'll bring the budget deficit down in a matter of years. With all the M-16's alone that get destroyed each year so none of their parts fall into public hands, sold at $500 each, the government will make a ton of money. Worst case, they gotta change out all the auto sears to semi's.
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    « Reply #10 on: November 09, 2008, 06:31:35 pm »
    Thernlund/Palin in 2012!!! Yep, sounds good to me!!!

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    « Reply #11 on: November 09, 2008, 07:16:15 pm »
    I've overheard many  people who are saying that as soon as No-Bama takes office, they won't have to ever work again. They think there will be a check from the government in their mailbox every month, all medical bills will be paid for them, food stamps will be unlimited, and utility bills will be a thing of the past. This is what happens when we create a sense of entitlement.  ::)

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    « Reply #12 on: November 10, 2008, 12:09:08 am »
    Quote from: Outbreak
    Worst case, they gotta change out all the auto sears to semi's.

    Nope, under TA (Thernlund Administration) there will be (ETA) no restrictions on FA's. Machine guns for the citizens!
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    « Reply #13 on: November 10, 2008, 08:35:46 pm »
    Under my administration, there will be no distinction in law between a fully automatic firearm, a semi-automatic firearm, and a single-shot firearm.  A firearm, under the law, is simply a firearm.


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    « Reply #14 on: November 10, 2008, 10:54:00 pm »
    Err, I meant *no* restrictions. Hence the machine guns for citizens comment.  :biggun
    If I saw a guy with a 60cu/ft safe filled to the brim with nothing but Jennings, Lorcins and Hi-Points, I'd look at the guy and say "Right on brother".
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    « Reply #15 on: November 10, 2008, 11:23:00 pm »
    There goes your spot as presidential speech writer.

    However, I may have a spot for you as "Freedom Czar".

    ;D


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    « Reply #16 on: November 11, 2008, 10:27:15 am »
    I am petitioning to be the minister of welfare payments and assorted handouts nationally and internationally.

    I am perfect for the job because if you convince me that you need a handout, then you really really needed it.

    With my assistance the government will be running a surplus in a few days.

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    « Reply #17 on: November 11, 2008, 11:17:53 am »
    I am petitioning to be the minister of welfare payments and assorted handouts nationally and internationally.

    I am perfect for the job because if you convince me that you need a handout, then you really really needed it.

    With my assistance the government will be running a surplus in a few days.

    If you get the job, I'll submit an application just to waste your time.
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    « Reply #18 on: November 11, 2008, 03:17:51 pm »
    I am petitioning to be the minister of welfare payments and assorted handouts nationally and internationally.

    I am perfect for the job because if you convince me that you need a handout, then you really really needed it.

    With my assistance the government will be running a surplus in a few days.
    Ah come on man... I NEED a SCAR HEAVY!   
    You'd totally give it to me...
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    « Reply #19 on: November 11, 2008, 03:19:48 pm »
    With my assistance the government will be running a surplus in a few days.

    Under my administration, that's about 48 hours too long.  ;)


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    « Reply #20 on: November 11, 2008, 08:27:45 pm »
    If you get the job, I'll submit an application just to waste your time.
    Who's wasting who's time? I'll be so busy ignoring several hundred other requests I may never even get to yours.

    Under my administration, that's about 48 hours too long.  ;)
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    I'll be intoxicated those first 48 hours, and the best I'll be able to do is slur "hurh?" and "no!" into the phone. I wouldn't be able to count high enough to determine the benefits to the budget for the first 2 days. That is the only reason for the delay.

    Since it is your administration, I must ask - I've received a request to subsidize a SCAR HEAVY. Shall I provide the requested item, or shall I just cut him a few times?

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    « Reply #21 on: November 11, 2008, 08:42:21 pm »
    Gun maintenance supplies need also be subsidized under the new administration.  Fouling is not good for "black" rifles.
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    « Reply #22 on: November 11, 2008, 10:38:42 pm »
    The environment needs to be a priority.


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    « Reply #23 on: November 11, 2008, 11:57:56 pm »
    Since it is your administration, I must ask - I've received a request to subsidize a SCAR HEAVY. Shall I provide the requested item, or shall I just cut him a few times?

    We can provide a voucher.  I cannot in good conscience play favorites.  As such, any subsidy provided to the requester must be available to all citizens.

    Please see that these subsidies are covered by surplus weapon sales.  If more funds are needed, immediate sell all government-owned shares of AIG.


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    « Reply #24 on: November 12, 2008, 08:00:11 pm »
    We can provide a voucher.  I cannot in good conscience play favorites.  As such, any subsidy provided to the requester must be available to all citizens.

    Please see that these subsidies are covered by surplus weapon sales.  If more funds are needed, immediate sell all government-owned shares of AIG.
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    Hrmm, how best to do this...
    The new firearms surplus and voucher system is divided into 3 sections.
    1: Surplus firearm sales
    2: Voucher for a free firearm
    3: AIG Stock

    SURPLUS FIREARM SALES:
    Firearms, that having exceeded their life, been over produced by contract, or being phased out of use, shall be sold as surplus at cost. Citizens of the United States shall have first choice before any nation or entity.


    VOUCHER FOR A FREE FIREARM
    To get a voucher, you must train one new shooter the 4 rules of gun safety, the 4 fundamentals of shooting, and the general idea of each of the 10 bill of rights to be recited to your local BATFE agent/convenience store clerk face to face. The BATFE agent / convenience store clerk shall shred two blank form 4473s, wrap a piece of tape around each bundle, and hand one each to you and your trainee. This form shall be your voucher.

    Your voucher is good for a military firearm, from a nation and service of your choice.
    You may order and pick up the firearm of your choice from the local FFL dealer, who by law also runs in store either a beer taste testing emporium or pizza shack.

    Caveat - the firearm must have been issued in mass quantity of 100,000 or more so the government isn't suddenly purchasing and issuing particularly rare or expensive firearms. There are no caliber restrictions. If the firearm in question exceeds $2,500 in price, the government may require an additional person trained by you to offset the cost.

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