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FMJ

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Re: Gas and mortgage
« Reply #25 on: November 13, 2008, 01:30:10 am »
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we are the government. We take simple things and make them complicated.



Where have I heard that before?   ::) ::) ::)
CaliforniaThere are many like it, but this one is mine.

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    Re: Gas and mortgage
    « Reply #26 on: November 13, 2008, 01:37:23 am »
    Under my administration, no piece of legislation will be permitted to be longer than what will fit on 5 sheets of letter sized paper, 1 inch margins, in a 10pt Times font.


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    Re: Gas and mortgage
    « Reply #27 on: November 13, 2008, 08:10:32 pm »

    Where have I heard that before?   ::) ::) ::)
    Burt, in the movie Tremors 3.

    Courtesy of the IMDB:
    Burt: [after an argument about catching a live graboid. Currently glaring angrily at Jack after he "cut them a deal" with the Feds] You...
    [turns gaze to the Feds]
    Burt: ... say you have some sort of tranquilizer? Hmm?
    Jack: [mouthing] Thank you...
    Frank Stattler (Third Fed.): Yeah, we're usin' tranq darts.
    [looks at Rusk]
    Frank Stattler (Third Fed.): We got one to chase us, but we couldn't get these
    [holds up a tranq dart with bent tip]
    Frank Stattler (Third Fed.): to penetrate the dirt. I'm ordering titanium tips, and a more powerful launch-gun.
    Burt: Of course, you could *squander* the tax-payers' money, but I bet I could get them to swallow *this*
    [holds up a bag with tranquilizer fluid inside]
    Burt: with *this*
    [holds up a remote-control truck]
    Burt: , for $49.95!
    Agent Charlie Rusk: So, do we - do we - we have a deal? Because we wanna know what - we should do...
    Burt: You guys do what you do best!
    [gets into his truck with the window rolled down]
    Burt: Find something simple and complicate it!

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