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My pants are more tactical than yours.
« on: September 15, 2010, 01:04:59 am »
Disclaimer: 5.11s are probably my favorite cargo pants.  I wear them all the time, and by comparison, almost never wear jeans.  That said, there's been an arms race (legs race?) between pants makers lately, each trying to outdo the other and produce an ultimately tactical pair of pants.

BLACKHAWK! (sigh) had been the reigning champion.  Their "Warrior Wear!" pants are so tactical they have MOLLE webbing on the seat, above the back pockets.  Because "Honor as a Way of Life" means attaching modular pouches directly to your ass.



Well stand aside, BLACKHAWK! (sigh).  You've just been one-the-hell-upped.

Folks, I give you the Kitanica PNT-XA tactical pant.  These are far and away the most tactical pants ever produced by mankind.

   

And they have even more MOLLE webbing than the BLACKHAWK! (sigh) pants.




Don't mess with this guy.  Look at all those pockets!  This mofo is squared away.

The ultimate in pants technology comes at a price, especially if they're all US-made.  A pair of these bad boys will run you $160.00.
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    « Reply #1 on: September 15, 2010, 01:08:26 am »
    In those pants... You'll Fight Tigers!
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    « Reply #2 on: September 15, 2010, 02:34:18 am »
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    A pair of these bad boys will run you $160.00.


    Still better than some $300 True Religion jeans that probably come intentionally distressed damaged.


    The do look kinda neat, save for the MOLLE crap--that just seems over-the-top.

    Or is that what the airsoft operators of today demand?
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    « Reply #3 on: September 15, 2010, 04:13:32 am »
    Quote from: GeorgeHill on September 15, 2010, 01:08:26 am
    In those pants... You'll Fight Tigers!

    Bulls___!  In those pants you'll fight chimeras and you'll fluffing win! 

    It's tactical insanity the likes of which have never been seen before!  Gozilla will wet his scaly ass at the mere sight of you.

    Only Chuck Norris stands a chance... and he'll have to think twice before trying.


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    « Reply #4 on: September 15, 2010, 04:16:57 am »
    Just wait till Mexican drug dealers start buying them....

    I wouldn't be surprised if they upgraded in a couple years, because some of the stuff you can find in that country is bewildering.
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    « Reply #5 on: September 15, 2010, 04:23:00 am »
    Quote from: FMJ on September 15, 2010, 04:16:57 am
    Just wait till Mexican drug dealers start buying them....

    If drug dealers are using them, then it has to be unscrupulous pant dealers supplying them.

    Pants are way to dangerous to be in the hands of anyone but the military.


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    « Reply #6 on: September 15, 2010, 06:00:54 am »
     :panic

    Must have these pants.
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    « Reply #7 on: September 15, 2010, 08:11:07 am »
       Way cool....Not  ;D

    Lol, it's amazing what they're coming up with...I am gonna get a set f BDU's sometime but this...and I thought Blackhawk went overboard. 
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    « Reply #8 on: September 15, 2010, 08:19:12 am »
    Quote from: Thernlund on September 15, 2010, 04:23:00 am
    If drug dealers are using them, then it has to be unscrupulous pant dealers supplying them.

    Pants are way to dangerous to be in the hands of anyone but the military.


    -T.

     :rotfl Nice, T.


    But c'mon? $160 for a pair of cargo pants?  :facepalm
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    « Reply #9 on: September 15, 2010, 09:08:25 am »
    $160 yeah...but look at them...they stay perfectly pressed in the middle of the woods...hey! same as his shirt!  Wow, gotta buy one of those too.... :rotfl
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    « Reply #10 on: September 15, 2010, 09:09:54 am »
    and btw, don't get me started on my TTW's....thats Tactical Tighty Whiteys for you "low spped folk"....that I wear underneath my uber pants..
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    « Reply #11 on: September 15, 2010, 10:13:13 am »
     :scrutiny

    Those are totally ridiculous.

    ...

    I WANT them! :D
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    « Reply #12 on: September 15, 2010, 11:12:34 am »
    Quote from: huey148 on September 15, 2010, 09:09:54 am
    and btw, don't get me started on my TTW's....thats Tactical Tighty Whiteys for you "low spped folk"....that I wear underneath my uber pants..

    I thought they had black ones that REAL OPERATORS! wore for critical assignments.  It's hard to tell when they get dirty, you know...
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    « Reply #13 on: September 15, 2010, 11:38:00 am »
    Of the listed features:

    "Expandable rear dump pockets"

     :scrutiny

    ...

     :rotfl

    Besides that, a couple features sound good. Just not $160.00 good. Mark my words, someone will design a pant with a tactical crotch pocket. You know, for the "mags, twinkies, and cupcakes".

    * In no way was that a slight towards Mr. Costa. I just crack up when I see that part of the video.
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    « Reply #14 on: September 15, 2010, 11:44:43 am »
    Quote from: JD on September 15, 2010, 11:38:00 am
    * In no way was that a slight towards Mr. Costa. I just crack up when I see that part of the video.

    me too, here's the shirt to match

    http://store.magpul.com/product/DYN015/65
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    « Reply #15 on: September 15, 2010, 11:53:46 am »
    Quote from: Nightcrawler on September 15, 2010, 01:04:59 am
    Disclaimer: 5.11s are probably my favorite cargo pants.  I wear them all the time, and by comparison, almost never wear jeans.  That said, there's been an arms race (legs race?) between pants makers lately, each trying to outdo the other and produce an ultimately tactical pair of pants.

    BLACKHAWK! (sigh) had been the reigning champion.  Their "Warrior Wear!" pants are so tactical they have MOLLE webbing on the seat, above the back pockets.  Because "Honor as a Way of Life" means attaching modular pouches directly to your ass.



    Well stand aside, BLACKHAWK! (sigh).  You've just been one-the-hell-upped.

    Folks, I give you the Kitanica PNT-XA tactical pant.  These are far and away the most tactical pants ever produced by mankind.

       

    And they have even more MOLLE webbing than the BLACKHAWK! (sigh) pants.




    Don't mess with this guy.  Look at all those pockets!  This mofo is squared away.

    The ultimate in pants technology comes at a price, especially if they're all US-made.  A pair of these bad boys will run you $160.00.


       These pants and a pair of thunderwear briefs, and even batman would think twice about messing with you................
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    « Reply #16 on: September 15, 2010, 12:10:27 pm »
    Quote from: M1911a1lvr on September 15, 2010, 11:53:46 am

       These pants and a pair of thunderwear briefs, and even batman would think twice about messing with you................

    Funny thing about Thunderwear... I don't need to buy any. I just eat a good bowl of chili.

    What? Is it something I said?

     :shrug
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    « Reply #17 on: September 15, 2010, 12:12:21 pm »
    Quote from: JD on September 15, 2010, 12:10:27 pm
    Funny thing about Thunderwear... I don't need to buy any. I just eat a good bowl of chili.

    What? Is it something I said?

     :shrug
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    « Reply #18 on: September 15, 2010, 12:15:06 pm »
    Other than the MOLLE and the price, I wouldn't mind a pair.   :shrug Seriously, that MOLLE is asking to get hung up on stuff...
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    « Reply #19 on: September 15, 2010, 01:19:55 pm »
    So, I'm guessing you guys wouldn't be impressed with my kilt and sporran . . . :eh
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    « Reply #20 on: September 15, 2010, 02:26:14 pm »
    $160 bucks?  Hmm take off the webbing and sell them for $50 and I might buy a pair.  No scratch that, they're just too darn ugly.

    Oh they sell tactical shorts for when you're fighting tigers in 130 degree heat.
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    « Reply #21 on: September 15, 2010, 03:13:54 pm »
    OMFG!  Have you noticed that their jackets have "Operating Instructions"?   :clap :clap

    I actually like the look of the jackets, but I would have to loose 50-60 lbs to look good in them.

    You would think that with the numbers of mall ninjas out there, there would be more clothing tailored to fit our body types.
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    « Reply #22 on: September 15, 2010, 04:22:49 pm »
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    « Reply #23 on: September 15, 2010, 04:25:30 pm »
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    « Reply #24 on: September 15, 2010, 04:46:13 pm »
    They've got tactical capris too. :facepalm
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