World, meet Michael Alan. Michael Alan, meet the world.
Born via emergency C-section, my wife is recovering nicely, and he came out with a better head of hair than I have. He's got a strong grip, and big feet, too.
I have a lot to teach him - not the least of which will be the importance of the 2nd Amendment - and I'm looking forward to most* of it.
*The nasty diapers, notsomuch... but hey, you gotta take the good with the bad.