Author Topic: More random internet weirdness. (Read 1374655 times)

Nightcrawler · « **Reply #5100 on:** September 21, 2016, 12:42:55 pm »

https://www.thesun.co.uk/living/1824861/would-you-risk-botox-for-your-balls-number-of-men-wanting-the-bizarre-op-doubles-in-a-year/

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RISE OF SCROTOX

Would you risk Botox for your BALLS? Number of men wanting the bizarre op doubles in a year

The op, which costs around £2,800, helps to ease sweating, reduce the appearance of wrinkles and helps make the scrotum appear larger, experts say

Who, exactly, qualifies as an "expert" in testicular aesthetics?

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The procedure involves Botox being injected into a man’s scrotum.

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booksmart · « **Reply #5101 on:** September 21, 2016, 02:01:12 pm »

Nooooooooooooope.

RetroGrouch · « **Reply #5102 on:** September 21, 2016, 03:46:39 pm »

Who the hell CARES if your scrotum is sweaty, wrinkled or how large it looks??

And injecting botox down there?!?

booksmart · « **Reply #5103 on:** September 21, 2016, 05:13:16 pm »

Quote from: RetroGrouch on September 21, 2016, 03:46:39 pm

Who the hell CARES if your scrotum is sweaty, wrinkled or how large it looks??

Buckeye Redneck · « **Reply #5104 on:** September 21, 2016, 09:21:22 pm »

Just no...

And a non-wrinkly scrotum would eliminate the ol' pinch and roll method. Not cool at all.

GeorgeHill · « **Reply #5105 on:** September 21, 2016, 11:10:04 pm »

Touch my plums and die.

MTK20 · « **Reply #5106 on:** September 21, 2016, 11:15:50 pm »

Quote from: GeorgeHill on September 21, 2016, 11:10:04 pm

Touch my plums and die.

New sig line (?).

sarge712 · « **Reply #5107 on:** September 22, 2016, 12:00:52 am »

Quote from: GeorgeHill on September 21, 2016, 11:10:04 pm

Touch my plums and die.

That was first uttered by the not so famous Greek warrior-philosopher Testocles in answer to the Persians but his defiant gesture was overshadowed by the Spartans' "Molon Labe" the day before.

MTK20 · « **Reply #5108 on:** September 22, 2016, 12:07:10 am »

Quote from: sarge712 on September 22, 2016, 12:00:52 am

That was first uttered by the not so famous Greek warrior-philosopher Testocles in answer to the Persians but his defiant gesture was overshadowed by the Spartans' "Molon Labe" the day before.

I remember this tale well. Testoclese of Gonadivus sailed with his seaman to the gates of the Persians to utter this challenge. Taxes on fruit were a serious matter back then and it risked crippling the entire economy of Gonadivus

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sarge712 · « **Reply #5109 on:** September 22, 2016, 12:11:34 am »

Quote from: MTK20 on September 22, 2016, 12:07:10 am

I remember this tale well. Testoclese of Gonadivus sailed with his seaman to the gates of his enemies to utter this challenge. Taxes on fruit were a serious matter back then and it risked crippling the entire economy of Gonadivus .

sarge712 · « **Reply #5110 on:** September 22, 2016, 12:13:18 am »

My oldest daughter was studying the Greek philosophers and I asked her if she'd heard of him. She was stumped until my wife ruined it LOL.

Nightcrawler · « **Reply #5111 on:** September 22, 2016, 12:20:20 am »

And that's why this thread is still the best thing on the internet.

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GeorgeHill · « **Reply #5112 on:** September 22, 2016, 12:53:34 am »

Quote from: sarge712 on September 22, 2016, 12:00:52 am

That was first uttered by the not so famous Greek warrior-philosopher Testocles in answer to the Persians but his defiant gesture was overshadowed by the Spartans' "Molon Labe" the day before.

MTK20 · « **Reply #5113 on:** September 24, 2016, 08:56:30 am »

Myth busters making more adult jokes behind the scenes.

MTK20 · « **Reply #5114 on:** September 24, 2016, 09:17:40 am »

English! Do you speak it?!?!

Suffrage is not the same as suffering

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stephendutton · « **Reply #5115 on:** September 24, 2016, 10:53:53 am »

Quote from: MTK20 on September 24, 2016, 09:17:40 am

English! Do you speak it?!?!

Suffrage is not the same as suffering .

I just love those saying that people need to be educated, yet seem so in need of it themselves.

MTK20 · « **Reply #5116 on:** September 25, 2016, 08:15:47 pm »

Raptor · « **Reply #5117 on:** September 25, 2016, 08:36:20 pm »

That last clip... buddy of mine is an NCO in the PA National Guard (not sure of his exact rank anymore since we haven't talked much since I moved). I distinctly remember him telling me about doing something like that with his squad during drill, only I'm pretty sure he used the SpongeBob Squarepants theme song.

Either way, the Russians still sing it way better than Lady GaGa.

MTK20 · « **Reply #5118 on:** September 27, 2016, 08:59:43 pm »

NSFW

Nightcrawler · « **Reply #5119 on:** September 28, 2016, 12:46:51 am »

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coelacanth · « **Reply #5120 on:** September 28, 2016, 01:11:30 am »

The effing news . . .

. Whatever that was after it . . . did M.C. Hammer have Michael Jackson surgery?

MTK20 · « **Reply #5121 on:** September 28, 2016, 01:27:41 am »

Glad you liked it!

I guess sometimes having the stiff upper lip isn't worth it, you just gotta get stuff off your chest and eschew the bulls___

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coelacanth · « **Reply #5122 on:** September 28, 2016, 01:32:51 am »

Oh yes. I know a few Brits that are utterly capable in the "let it all hang out" dept. They are polite to a fault up to a certain point and then the dam breaks. There are few people on earth that can curse as fluently and eloquently as a wound up Englishman.

MTK20 · « **Reply #5123 on:** October 03, 2016, 02:42:39 pm »

Apparently pokemon go raped this woman.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3734361/Woman-tells-police-RAPED-Pokemon-character-felt-assault-virtual-reality-game-detected-creature-bedroom.html

MTK20 · « **Reply #5124 on:** October 04, 2016, 12:43:21 am »

Some people look for Bigfoot, some people look for the goat man

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