Shades of Chuck Norris! Now how in the seven hells am I going to use a two handed Latin machete when I'm busy firing my Mac-10 with my weak hand? Hmmm? Think man!
Nah, I think I'll stick to my Ontario GI machete with the tip modified to a clip point in any event though the cutlass machete me gusto mucho. I might pick one up at the gun show if I see one for grins and giggles.
". . .We're into Plan B. Still breathing?
Now we gotta make the best of it. Improvise, adapt to the environment, Darwin, S__t Happens, I-Ching, whatever man, we gotta rooooll with it." - Tom Cruise, Collateral
"We are men of peace but if you wanna fight, we will obliiiiige you." - Officer Keith Locklear