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« on: January 28, 2010, 06:24:27 PM »
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« Reply #1 on: January 28, 2010, 06:27:30 PM »
I have no response to that.
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« Reply #2 on: January 28, 2010, 06:28:02 PM »
I'm sorry, but my head just exploded.
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« Reply #3 on: January 28, 2010, 06:28:13 PM »
Umm... wow.  You know, I'm not going to comment.  Other than, what does the sexual orientation of the man and women have to do with anything?

Shouldn't the headline read...

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Man who tried to poison neighbors with slug pellets over pet feud walks free.

Oh wait they WANT sensationalism.   Roll Eyes
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« Reply #4 on: January 28, 2010, 06:31:06 PM »
Quote from: moose42 on January 28, 2010, 06:28:13 PM
Oh wait they WANT sensationalism.   Roll Eyes

It's the Daily Mail, I'm surprised they didn't somehow link Bat Boy to the story.
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« Reply #5 on: January 28, 2010, 08:30:43 PM »
It means they are crazy to begin with and are trying very hard to prove it to the world.

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« Reply #6 on: January 28, 2010, 09:46:25 PM »
Wait one second.  Just re-read the headline.  I never realized Feud was a three legged cat.
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« Reply #7 on: January 28, 2010, 09:50:57 PM »
That's...
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« Reply #8 on: January 28, 2010, 10:10:42 PM »
"Slug Pellets Over a Three-Legged Cat"

How the heck is that supposed to poison a lesbian?!?  How does a gay man think that up?

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« Reply #9 on: January 28, 2010, 10:14:34 PM »
Quote from: Mumbles on January 28, 2010, 09:46:25 PM
Wait one second.  Just re-read the headline.  I never realized Feud was a three legged cat.

I was hoping no one would find out, I figured my deception had been purrfect.  Stupid Daily Mail...
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« Reply #10 on: January 29, 2010, 01:08:03 AM »
Hold on, let me read that one more time...
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« Reply #11 on: January 29, 2010, 06:22:07 AM »
Quote from: Feud on January 28, 2010, 10:14:34 PM
I was hoping no one would find out, I figured my deception had been purrfect.  Stupid Daily Mail...
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You've been discovered now, cat. Better hide before some of us dog fans decide to . . . visit you.
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« Reply #12 on: January 29, 2010, 11:48:09 AM »
Quote from: CameronS on January 29, 2010, 06:22:07 AM
You've been discovered now, cat. Better hide before some of us dog fans decide to . . . visit you.



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« Reply #13 on: January 29, 2010, 11:50:16 AM »
Fued - that picture!  Your in trouble now man! 

 
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« Reply #14 on: January 30, 2010, 12:12:31 AM »
Duane Dibbly?
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« Reply #15 on: February 02, 2010, 12:26:34 AM »
That had the same effect on my brain as dividing by zero.
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